10 Strangest First and Last Names

Submitted by: unsub 8 years ago Funny
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/19/10-strangest-names-evar/

How did Dick Assman not nab the number one spot?
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Female 108
once i met a dude named dick weaver...

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(pronounced albin)

how do you get "albin" out of that????

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Male 426
i met a guy named Tex McGuyver once...best name ever.
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Male 1,590
For more strange names, see the birth announcements in your local newspaper.
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Female 278
batman bin suparman... ok thats javanese, but isnt java in indonesia? why does he have a singapore passport?
i also knew a girl with the last name Dick... her first name was Ophelia
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Male 472
They forgot Chew, poo Fun

http://www.ubersite.com/m/35583

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Female 261
Some last names I`ve seen at my data entry job (no joke):

Turnipseed
Laughter
Riding In
Gbaa
Pickle
Smoker
Blood

And then I`ve seen:

Harry Beaver
Buff Beam
Sunshine Daydream
Ronin Katana

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Male 690
notice how that long name doesn`t have a vowel in it and with numbers at the end?
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Female 96
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced "albin").

that cracked me up for some reason

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Female 857
That long name pronounced Albin made me laugh as well.
I know a girl named Whitney Smallcox.
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Male 1,263
I`ve seen it before but
"• Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced "albin")"

Made me burst out laughing.


and it a tie between Batman Bin Suparman and Dick Assman.

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Female 186
I think I`d change my name to iambored.com if I was paid enough to do it lol. I like my name though it`s already pretty unique. my first name is pronounced Lay-lee, it isn`t a name u hear all the time.
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Female 54
My friends dad is names Harry Pickle...
Man..some of these are terrible, like the website ones..who would do that!?!?!
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Male 1,497
I know a girl named Heather Glassc0ck in school. I`m being 100% honest...
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Male 1,497
The best name ever is:

HeiWud Jablomei

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Male 1,853
my last name is Long, and my child shall be Richard Miles Long.
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Female 1,412
I feel inferior now, I think itd be cool having a strange name. My mates sister is called Paisley..kinda strange.
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Female 532
Pfft...I can`t really laugh, my surname is pronounced exactly the same as `whore`.
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Female 432
I would really hate my parents for giving me a name like that...
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Male 60
I think I would hate my parents if they were willing to name me after a website of a online casino. Just shows how much more they care about money then they care about you.
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Female 67
heck id change my name to iamboredDotCom for free
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Female 161
i know someone named Dick Cummings. no joke.
he has a son, too. Dick Cummings jr.

they go by Richard.

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Male 405
well give me 20 bucks and some cookies, and cal me iamboredDotCom
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Female 186
I wonder how much IAB would pay someone to change their name to iambored.com.../ponder Im thinking 20 dollars and some cookies!
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Male 1,053
Some odd ones right their...
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Male 762
Not as funny as i prepared for but "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" is pretty epic !
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Female 4,225
Lol, I knew most of those
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Male 2,395
AAAHH HORRIBLE BUT FUNNY NAMES!!! I would never name my child a weird name at all. -_-
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Female 465
Princess Consuela Bananahammock!
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Female 60
I would go and legally change my name as soon as I could...
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Female 505
Someone I know used to know a person named "Harry Dick" and I know someone with the last name Peac0ck.
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Female 505
How did Dick Assman not get number one?

Well, I think Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 is a little strange, and those people named after websites. And of course God Shammgod is a black guy...

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Male 11
i have a friend called Faye Michelle Boyle

if you shorted Michelle to `chelle

her name sounds like facial boil

good times

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Male 83
(Bloody censors...good job we`re not talking place names...Smean personhorpe...
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Male 83
British Politician by the name of: Seymour roosters

Or one poor kid named Drew Peac0ck...

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Female 173
I believe Dick rooster, that Dutch detective guy, should have an honorary mention here too.
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Male 258
i have a friend who knows a girl named Soda Pop :/
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Male 637
This reminded me of my friend`s father, Jack Goff, who lives on Dixx (pronounced Dicks) Lane...
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Male 690
what i can`t believe is that
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F`tang-F`tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
didn`t make the list
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Female 457
And I didn`t say Rooster-enhand... You know what I said you damn dirty censors! *shakes fist angrily at monitor*
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Female 457
I work in a hotel in NYC, and I see odd names all the freakin time. Just earlier today I helped (and I am NOT joking) Mr. roosterenhand. I`ve also seen a Richard (Dick) Harder, Mr. Dumass, and Mrs. Fun Wee. I really feel bad for some of these people who OBVIOUSLY did not choose their names.
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Male 418
Mike Oxlong

(:

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Male 428
my bro`s guitar teacher named his daughter Ireland Berlin Miles and his son Killion Danger Miles. I feel sorry for them when they get old enough to go to school.
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Female 1,441
I thought this was going to make me laugh. Now I just feel sad.
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Male 342
Suparman is a common javanese surname, batman not so much.

And yeah, I got the drating japanese currency in my name.

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Male 1,109
"people already have trouble with my real name"

what is it?

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Male 490
I`m naming my child Dick Long.
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Male 904
i think i would sell my name to goldenpalace.com for a quick buck. lol people already have trouble with my real name :D
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Male 679
I thought "Batman Bin Suparman" was just a crudely-made fake ID. It`s been posted on here before.
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Male 7,933
I think common names are worse.
Tiny Johnson
Annita Caulk
Dick Hertz
Jack Hoff

And for 45k I`d change my name to goldenpalace

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Male 169
gatorade777: yea i heard about that a couple years ago
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Male 1,109
i remember the story about GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman
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Male 2,616
I`ve always been partial to Dick Trickle.
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Female 1,287
my first kids name was gonna be `itsthatkid`
and its nickname would be `thatkid` or `kid`
but, i like batman bin suparman...that one was the best
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Female 25
I can`t understand how this guy isn`t on the list, well maybe it`s not so much strange as . . . well, you decide.Another name for the list
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Male 1,193
can`t believe this is real. i heard about a kid named "4real" i think it was on this site but maybe it was another.
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Male 73
Ima namin` my boy Superfly :D
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Female 2,258
Using your children to express yourself (or for money) with absolutely no regard to the child`s feelings in the future is disgusting. The people that changed their name willingly, well I wouldn`t do it, but it`s a personal choice and it makes no difference to me.
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Female 444
Read this before. Surprised it didn`t get on here before (unless this is a report, meh).

I want give all my kids the middle name of "@". I think it would be a nice statement of the times. And it would get them kicked, but if they`re my kids, they`d be dorks anyway, and thus would get kicked even without a stupid middle name.

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Male 44
im gonna name my kid

TOUGH ACTIN` TANACTIN

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Male 4,012
"How did Dick Assman not nab the number one spot?"

Because there isn`t any particular order to the listing.

And really, IMO changing names to make a statement doesn`t really do much. For me anyway.

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Male 2,616
Batman bin Suparman is the best one.
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Male 5,970
FIRST POST N0000000BZ!

DELETED NOOOOOOB!

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Male 5,970
Im going to name my kid Iamboreddotcom, he will surely get all the ladies!
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Male 384
"GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman" I`ve heard about that one in Ripley`s I think. Sad thing, both for the parents and the baby.
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Female 386
My last name is Barbosa....
That should be #1
Its just that awesome lol
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Male 44
hello my name is BATMAN BIN SUPARMAN
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Female 924
Link: 10 Strangest First and Last Names [Rate Link] - How did Dick Assman not nab the number one spot?
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