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Date: 06/13/08 08:03 PM

67 Responses to 10 Strangest First and Last Names

  1. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 11:25 am
    Link: 10 Strangest First and Last Names - How did Dick Assman not nab the number one spot?
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    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    hello my name is BATMAN BIN SUPARMAN
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    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    My last name is Barbosa....
    That should be #1
    Its just that awesome lol
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    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    "GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman" I`ve heard about that one in Ripley`s I think. Sad thing, both for the parents and the baby.
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Im going to name my kid Iamboreddotcom, he will surely get all the ladies!
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    FIRST POST N0000000BZ!

    DELETED NOOOOOOB!

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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Batman bin Suparman is the best one.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    "How did Dick Assman not nab the number one spot?"

    Because there isn`t any particular order to the listing.

    And really, IMO changing names to make a statement doesn`t really do much. For me anyway.

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    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    im gonna name my kid

    TOUGH ACTIN` TANACTIN

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    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    Read this before. Surprised it didn`t get on here before (unless this is a report, meh).

    I want give all my kids the middle name of "@". I think it would be a nice statement of the times. And it would get them kicked, but if they`re my kids, they`d be dorks anyway, and thus would get kicked even without a stupid middle name.

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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    Using your children to express yourself (or for money) with absolutely no regard to the child`s feelings in the future is disgusting. The people that changed their name willingly, well I wouldn`t do it, but it`s a personal choice and it makes no difference to me.
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    xBooda Male 18-29
    73 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Ima namin` my boy Superfly :D
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    can`t believe this is real. i heard about a kid named "4real" i think it was on this site but maybe it was another.
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    Rhantekie Female 70 & Over
    25 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    I can`t understand how this guy isn`t on the list, well maybe it`s not so much strange as . . . well, you decide.Another name for the list
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    my first kids name was gonna be `itsthatkid`
    and its nickname would be `thatkid` or `kid`
    but, i like batman bin suparman...that one was the best
  16. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    I`ve always been partial to Dick Trickle.
  17. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    i remember the story about GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman
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    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    gatorade777: yea i heard about that a couple years ago
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    I think common names are worse.
    Tiny Johnson
    Annita Caulk
    Dick Hertz
    Jack Hoff

    And for 45k I`d change my name to goldenpalace

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    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    I thought "Batman Bin Suparman" was just a crudely-made fake ID. It`s been posted on here before.
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    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    i think i would sell my name to goldenpalace.com for a quick buck. lol people already have trouble with my real name :D
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    I`m naming my child Dick Long.
  23. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    "people already have trouble with my real name"

    what is it?

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    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    Suparman is a common javanese surname, batman not so much.

    And yeah, I got the drating japanese currency in my name.

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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    I thought this was going to make me laugh. Now I just feel sad.
  26. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    my bro`s guitar teacher named his daughter Ireland Berlin Miles and his son Killion Danger Miles. I feel sorry for them when they get old enough to go to school.
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    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    Mike Oxlong

    (:

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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    I work in a hotel in NYC, and I see odd names all the freakin time. Just earlier today I helped (and I am NOT joking) Mr. roosterenhand. I`ve also seen a Richard (Dick) Harder, Mr. Dumass, and Mrs. Fun Wee. I really feel bad for some of these people who OBVIOUSLY did not choose their names.
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    And I didn`t say Rooster-enhand... You know what I said you damn dirty censors! *shakes fist angrily at monitor*
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    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    what i can`t believe is that
    Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F`tang-F`tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
    didn`t make the list
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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    This reminded me of my friend`s father, Jack Goff, who lives on Dixx (pronounced Dicks) Lane...
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    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    i have a friend who knows a girl named Soda Pop :/
  33. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:32 am
    I believe Dick rooster, that Dutch detective guy, should have an honorary mention here too.
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    ukscc Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:32 am
    British Politician by the name of: Seymour roosters

    Or one poor kid named Drew Peac0ck...

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    ukscc Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:33 am
    (Bloody censors...good job we`re not talking place names...Smean personhorpe...
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    missyismymum Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:52 am
    i have a friend called Faye Michelle Boyle

    if you shorted Michelle to `chelle

    her name sounds like facial boil

    good times

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    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:59 am
    How did Dick Assman not get number one?

    Well, I think Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 is a little strange, and those people named after websites. And of course God Shammgod is a black guy...

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    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:07 am
    Someone I know used to know a person named "Harry Dick" and I know someone with the last name Peac0ck.
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    milkybunny Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:25 am
    I would go and legally change my name as soon as I could...
  40. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:56 am
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock!
  41. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:58 am
    AAAHH HORRIBLE BUT FUNNY NAMES!!! I would never name my child a weird name at all. -_-
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:32 am
    Lol, I knew most of those
  43. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:02 am
    Not as funny as i prepared for but "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" is pretty epic !
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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:08 am
    Some odd ones right their...
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    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:15 am
    I wonder how much IAB would pay someone to change their name to iambored.com.../ponder Im thinking 20 dollars and some cookies!
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    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:27 am
    well give me 20 bucks and some cookies, and cal me iamboredDotCom
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    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:43 am
    i know someone named Dick Cummings. no joke.
    he has a son, too. Dick Cummings jr.

    they go by Richard.

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    fishyasdfghj Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:52 am
    heck id change my name to iamboredDotCom for free
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    hawkeye52 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:16 am
    I think I would hate my parents if they were willing to name me after a website of a online casino. Just shows how much more they care about money then they care about you.
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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:43 am
    I would really hate my parents for giving me a name like that...
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    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 10:02 am
    Pfft...I can`t really laugh, my surname is pronounced exactly the same as `whore`.
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:43 am
    I feel inferior now, I think itd be cool having a strange name. My mates sister is called Paisley..kinda strange.
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    my last name is Long, and my child shall be Richard Miles Long.
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    The best name ever is:

    HeiWud Jablomei

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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    I know a girl named Heather Glassc0ck in school. I`m being 100% honest...
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    D4N1 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    My friends dad is names Harry Pickle...
    Man..some of these are terrible, like the website ones..who would do that!?!?!
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    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    I think I`d change my name to iambored.com if I was paid enough to do it lol. I like my name though it`s already pretty unique. my first name is pronounced Lay-lee, it isn`t a name u hear all the time.
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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    I`ve seen it before but
    "• Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced "albin")"

    Made me burst out laughing.


    and it a tie between Batman Bin Suparman and Dick Assman.

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    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    That long name pronounced Albin made me laugh as well.
    I know a girl named Whitney Smallcox.
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    toria_x3 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced "albin").

    that cracked me up for some reason

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    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    notice how that long name doesn`t have a vowel in it and with numbers at the end?
  62. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 1:23 am
    Some last names I`ve seen at my data entry job (no joke):

    Turnipseed
    Laughter
    Riding In
    Gbaa
    Pickle
    Smoker
    Blood

    And then I`ve seen:

    Harry Beaver
    Buff Beam
    Sunshine Daydream
    Ronin Katana

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    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 2:57 am
    They forgot Chew, poo Fun

    http://www.ubersite.com/m/35583

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    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 5:09 am
    batman bin suparman... ok thats javanese, but isnt java in indonesia? why does he have a singapore passport?
    i also knew a girl with the last name Dick... her first name was Ophelia
  65. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 7:32 am
    For more strange names, see the birth announcements in your local newspaper.
  66. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:40 am
    i met a guy named Tex McGuyver once...best name ever.
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    bored_gal Female 13-17
    108 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    once i met a dude named dick weaver...

    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
    (pronounced albin)

    how do you get "albin" out of that????

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