Your Mom

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Your_mom

It"s Mother"s Day. Go spend some time with her. Not sure what to talk about? This page will give you some insight.
There are 27 comments:
Female 224
note to self
-never use as a source
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Male 211
i agree with paramecium, seriously... why the hell is everyone going "oh... normal people do this" and "mother`s day is here" even if it did make me worry that i had missed mothers day...
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Female 173
haha dickipedia ftw
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Male 4,393
1. why so many apededia???....
2. happy you mama`s day :P
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Male 121
Mother`s day is the 3rd day of lent.
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Male 3,301
...dickapedia?
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Female 268
OH the americans celebrate mothers day on a different day and we Brits must pick on how lame they are...

Gimme a break. The day has the same meaning. Who CARES which day it`s celebrated. We Brits need to get our head out of our asses.

Hereis a list of Mothers day dates around the world.

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Male 9,306
"According to the National Restaurant Association, Mother`s Day is now the most popular day of the year to dine out at a restaurant, where invariably your mom will be seated in a mysterious draft that nobody else can feel and insist that everybody stand up and change tables."

Hilarious! My mother probably avoids said draft by INSISTING that she not be seated next to the kitchen. Which is absurd, because according to Blue Fox Logic, that is the prime seat as the food is just that much closer to you.

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Female 1,212
Mom`s Day is 5-11 in the US. Besides, normal ppl worry me. :P
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Female 2,672
unctclopedia better, is tru
and us normal ppl celebrate it around march 20th
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Female 1,984
It was kind of cute. But of course mothers don`t feel a "deep-seated resentment" for having children.

I really wish I could edit this though:
"In much the same way that your mom`s influence on you will be passed along to your own children, your mom has been impacted by thousands of years of your mom history."

*sighs* Why do people use "impact" as a verb for "affect"? Why? IT`S WRONG.

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Female 289
Beeeeen, not all of us are slow. Believe it or not. And happy mothers day to all the mothers on IAB. :)
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Male 1,825
who goes through the trouble of making three parodies of wikipedia? dickipedia,uncyclopedia, encyclopedia dramitica?
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Male 962
its mothers day in America
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Male 962
Do we really need a another wickipedia mock site?

yes 900 comments

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Male 219
crazymagemia, it is in America. They are just slow is all...
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Male 541
Dickipedia? lol, thats new to me. Try uncyclopedia.
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Female 364
There are always mothers day links on here when it ISNT mothers day. This is really starting to annoy me.
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Female 414
haha nice
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Female 143
o.o Weird.

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Male 658
uncyclopedia is better, in my opinion.
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Male 101
thats what your mom said last night
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Female 229
I`m not sure if this is just a Palm Beach thing, but alot of old women here have that SAME hair style. Same color, same curls, same everything. Even my grandma has her hair like that. o.o

Maybe it`s just an old people fad. >->

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Male 219
I pity the fool who celebrates mother`s day in may.
We do it differently over the pond.

yeah, but happy "I popped out of your vagina so have some flowers" day.

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Female 649
lol nicee

happy mother`s day everybody!

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Female 23
Heh..that made me giggle..
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Female 1,338
Link: Your Mom [Rate Link] - It`s Mother`s Day. Go spend some time with her. Not sure what to talk about? This page will give you some insight.
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