What Scientologists Say About Scientology

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

It"s straight talk about Scientology from everyday Scientologists.
There are 68 comments:
Female 15
lol
wel
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Male 2,422
Haha that was funny! But seriously if you believe in any other relgion you also have to believe in all their crazy stuff too, so you`re not allowed to laugh at them.
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Male 67
drat
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Female 220
Scientology is rubbish.
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Male 658
Scientology should not be allowed, but the same could be said about most religions, in my opinion.
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Male 78
i am a reincarnation of a wolf that`s a reincarnation of chris farley.

that red checkered guy made everyone else look bad.

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Male 1,023
either these were all taken out of context or this is fake, either way they`re all fruit loops. if it was all a metaphor the word usage tells allot about the speaker.
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Male 928
Apparently 9/11 is a natural disaster now. I`m glad no matter what we think about other contemporary issues, we can all unite around humiliating and ridiculing scientologists for their retarded beliefs.
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Male 205
That wasn`t even remotely funny. It was a terrible immatur attempt to take the piss out of something anyone could take the piss out of easily. Haha, he said rectum
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Male 91
i love Scientology because when you try to leave, they extortion you for everything you`ve got.

drat SCIENTOLOGY
xenu.tv

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Male 246
The great part is that the guy in the red shirt is closest to what scientologists actually believe
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Male 230
Hello
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Male 383
ummmm.... the dude in hte red shirt is fake... but still funny as hell! i love it how he takes what the people say, and he manipulates it into his thoughts-perceptions, and they still go along with what the real people say
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Male 169
sounds like an ad for college
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Male 342
LOL, its mashed potatoes just not mashed or potatoes fail
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Male 300
For those of you calling out the dude in the plaid shirt for using lightyears to measure time, Hellllooooo!!!!!! Didn`t quite catch on did ya now!
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Male 1,347
oh yeah, and was bloody hilarious
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Male 1,347
at the people arguing that a light-year is distance, though it may be generally true it still represents time oh yeah and and couldnt you say, be walkiing for 3 miles? isn`t that doing/being something over a distance?
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Male 731
ok.. I see where he`s going with it.. pretty funny.. I guess
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Male 292
did any body check out the website. what`s it for?
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Male 14
Nothing wrong with a bit of Sci-fi
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Female 239
That guy in the plaid shirt made me want to become a scientologist! HAIL XENU!
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Male 193
lol at the guy who said "...natural disasters such as 9-11..."
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Male 1,036
Yeah, count me in.
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Male 69
"I could always stand back and have someone else summon the 7 dragons of raggae, but if I don`t, who will?" lololol
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Male 221
Thats pretty funny, I thought it was real for the first few seconds, so serious. Good find!
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Male 1,024
meh, came on too strong.
lacked subtlety.
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Male 1,024
a light year is a measure of distance, not time.
just sayin.
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Female 1,984
I could only watch half of it - it was all fake anyway.
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Female 184
thumbs up @ghoulie11. sry dude, didnt catch that until now.
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Female 184
just for the record, you cant be ANYTHING for "7600 lightyears". a lightyear is a measurement of distance, not time.

unless i missed something. scientologists are stupid.

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Male 425
"I believe that my lungs are made from Xenu`s scrotum"

XD

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Male 36
"Does putting your **** into a collapsed star feel as good as ******* the rings of saturn?"

Somehow i thind that it would not feel good at all.

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Male 359
"I`ve been a scientologist for about 7600 lightyears." i wonder if he realizes lightyears is a measurment of distance
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Male 1,370
scientology is the epic fail of the...planet...
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Male 203
I protested against this in Manchester, I wish they`d go away or stop asking for money...
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Male 578
I watched the video a second time to look for the plaid shirt guy everyone`s talking about. I didn`t notice him the first time.
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Male 1,141
yeah the scientologists really help no one. They made up a religion off of a science fiction novel, thats like making a religion out of Lord of the Rings, it`s so funny how they don`t realize for ridiculous it is.
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Female 297
just realized that not one of the real scientologists actually stated WHAT they actually believe besides "it`s helping people"... helping us do... what? .

dude in the plaid rocked :)

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Male 1,425
Nicely done. Hahahahaha, "Scientology sculpts peoples poop into voodoo dolls from the members of the Goo Goo Dolls."


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Female 71
HAHA pmsl , my heart is a alien testical pumping alien cum around my viens xD PMSL SOOO FUNNY .... but scientology is serious and murderous .. it REALLY should be canceled .. i mean .. it splitds up fam.... i wont even get started....
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Male 1,240
soz, I thought it was an i. But seriously, what does it matter where the link comes from? Will it make this video any less funny?
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Male 909
My virgin tears are a delicacy on pluto!
YAY!
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Male 76
Nananananananana LEEEAADEEEER !!!
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Male 3,619
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Just so everyone know, the guy in the red/plain shirt is not actually a part of the original clip -.-
wtf ppl...

Awesome vid. just makes me laugh more and more about scientologists x)
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Male 773
its an l, not an i.

also, great! third hand news! )-|

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Male 1,240
@imaonaise
You are aware that that`s exactly what digg does, right?
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Male 773
what just taking stuff off the front page of digg makes it a better site?
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Male 1,240
Mmmm, dolphin pancreases. This has stiffened my resolve to troll scientologists this summer.
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Male 4,393
your heart is an alien testicle, pumping alien cum round you veins


hahhahahhahahhahahaha lolololololololol....

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Male 106
mlchris has it...pretty immature actually, they just took a real scientology vid and edited in their own segments..aka the guy in the plaid shirt...but they bash scientology, but if you want to do that....just watch southpark..ftw
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Male 219
i kill dolphins with my bare hands for their delicious pancreases! me too!
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Male 19
just saw this on digg. quit stealing, its wrong.

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That Is Not Called Stealing.
The Whole Point Of I-Am-Bored.Com Is To Post Stuff From Other Sites. Smoke A Pipe And Calm Down.

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Female 920
haha that is amazing. I`m assuming everyone but the guy in plaid was a scientologist? The guy in plaid should be the new president.
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Male 1,455
I`ve been waiting for this for a looong time.
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Female 744
Oh lawd.
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Male 212
hahaha thats absolute f-ucking killer =)
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Female 1,566
"I`ve been a scientologist for about seventy-six hundred lightyears now."

rofl. Oh man. This is excellent.


& yes @ lmaonaise, I-A-B brings all the good links from other sites together so we don`t have to wander the internet in all our laziness and find them ourselves.

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Male 453
"just saw this on digg. quit stealing, its wrong."

LOL FROOB! ITS YOHGURT IN A TUBE!

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Male 376
hahaha wow. I love the guy in the plaid shirt. is that really stuff scientologists think or was it just a whole big fake movie?
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Female 82
lmaonaise
Male, 13-17, Europe
521 Posts Monday, May 05, 2008 11:36:20 AM
just saw this on digg. quit stealing, its wrong.
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Kinda the whole idea behind i-a-b innit?

And this video was hilarious xD!

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Male 1,882
lol wut
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Male 773
just saw this on digg. quit stealing, its wrong.
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Male 1,148
wow scientology is doing the right thing huh... most expensive way of doing the right thing
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Female 338
Hahaha maybe Scientology isn`t as bad as I thought. I would love to make people`s rectums quote Garden State.
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Female 308
The guy in the plaid shirt is my new hero
lol
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Male 483
"your heart is an alien testicle, pumping alien cum round you veins"

lmfao!!!

scientology is just plain stupid lol

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Male 20,908
Link: What Scientologists Say About Scientology [Rate Link] - It`s straight talk about Scientology from everyday Scientologists.
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