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Date: 05/05/08 11:22 AM

68 Responses to What Scientologists Say About Scientology

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:03 am
    Link: What Scientologists Say About Scientology - It`s straight talk about Scientology from everyday Scientologists.
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    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:26 am
    "your heart is an alien testicle, pumping alien cum round you veins"

    lmfao!!!

    scientology is just plain stupid lol

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    ambercooper Female 18-29
    309 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:28 am
    The guy in the plaid shirt is my new hero
    lol
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    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    339 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:30 am
    Hahaha maybe Scientology isn`t as bad as I thought. I would love to make people`s rectums quote Garden State.
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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:31 am
    wow scientology is doing the right thing huh... most expensive way of doing the right thing
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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:36 am
    just saw this on digg. quit stealing, its wrong.
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:39 am
    lol wut
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    jdelaney Female 18-29
    82 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:41 am
    lmaonaise
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    521 Posts Monday, May 05, 2008 11:36:20 AM
    just saw this on digg. quit stealing, its wrong.
    -----------------------------------------------

    Kinda the whole idea behind i-a-b innit?

    And this video was hilarious xD!

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    X-Potatoe Male 13-17
    376 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:44 am
    hahaha wow. I love the guy in the plaid shirt. is that really stuff scientologists think or was it just a whole big fake movie?
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    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:45 am
    "just saw this on digg. quit stealing, its wrong."

    LOL FROOB! ITS YOHGURT IN A TUBE!

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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:47 am
    "I`ve been a scientologist for about seventy-six hundred lightyears now."

    rofl. Oh man. This is excellent.


    & yes @ lmaonaise, I-A-B brings all the good links from other sites together so we don`t have to wander the internet in all our laziness and find them ourselves.

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    jimspade Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:52 am
    hahaha thats absolute f-ucking killer =)
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:53 am
    Oh lawd.
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:53 am
    I`ve been waiting for this for a looong time.
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    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:54 am
    haha that is amazing. I`m assuming everyone but the guy in plaid was a scientologist? The guy in plaid should be the new president.
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    Tinara Male 30-39
    19 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 11:57 am
    just saw this on digg. quit stealing, its wrong.

    =======

    That Is Not Called Stealing.
    The Whole Point Of I-Am-Bored.Com Is To Post Stuff From Other Sites. Smoke A Pipe And Calm Down.

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    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    i kill dolphins with my bare hands for their delicious pancreases! me too!
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    nickyjefferz Male 18-29
    106 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    mlchris has it...pretty immature actually, they just took a real scientology vid and edited in their own segments..aka the guy in the plaid shirt...but they bash scientology, but if you want to do that....just watch southpark..ftw
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    your heart is an alien testicle, pumping alien cum round you veins


    hahhahahhahahhahahaha lolololololololol....

  20. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    Mmmm, dolphin pancreases. This has stiffened my resolve to troll scientologists this summer.
  21. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    what just taking stuff off the front page of digg makes it a better site?
  22. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    @imaonaise
    You are aware that that`s exactly what digg does, right?
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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    its an l, not an i.

    also, great! third hand news! )-|

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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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    Just so everyone know, the guy in the red/plain shirt is not actually a part of the original clip -.-
    wtf ppl...

    Awesome vid. just makes me laugh more and more about scientologists x)
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    caduceo13 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    Nananananananana LEEEAADEEEER !!!
  26. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    My virgin tears are a delicacy on pluto!
    YAY!
  27. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    soz, I thought it was an i. But seriously, what does it matter where the link comes from? Will it make this video any less funny?
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    hunnibuns Female 13-17
    71 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    HAHA pmsl , my heart is a alien testical pumping alien cum around my viens xD PMSL SOOO FUNNY .... but scientology is serious and murderous .. it REALLY should be canceled .. i mean .. it splitds up fam.... i wont even get started....
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Nicely done. Hahahahaha, "Scientology sculpts peoples poop into voodoo dolls from the members of the Goo Goo Dolls."


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    Angel25 Female 18-29
    298 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    just realized that not one of the real scientologists actually stated WHAT they actually believe besides "it`s helping people"... helping us do... what? .

    dude in the plaid rocked :)

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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    yeah the scientologists really help no one. They made up a religion off of a science fiction novel, thats like making a religion out of Lord of the Rings, it`s so funny how they don`t realize for ridiculous it is.
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    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    I watched the video a second time to look for the plaid shirt guy everyone`s talking about. I didn`t notice him the first time.
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    paddyboom Male 13-17
    203 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    I protested against this in Manchester, I wish they`d go away or stop asking for money...
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    scientology is the epic fail of the...planet...
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    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    "I`ve been a scientologist for about 7600 lightyears." i wonder if he realizes lightyears is a measurment of distance
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    IAMNOTCOOL Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    "Does putting your **** into a collapsed star feel as good as ******* the rings of saturn?"

    Somehow i thind that it would not feel good at all.

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    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    "I believe that my lungs are made from Xenu`s scrotum"

    XD

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    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    just for the record, you cant be ANYTHING for "7600 lightyears". a lightyear is a measurement of distance, not time.

    unless i missed something. scientologists are stupid.

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    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    thumbs up @ghoulie11. sry dude, didnt catch that until now.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    I could only watch half of it - it was all fake anyway.
  41. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    a light year is a measure of distance, not time.
    just sayin.
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    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    meh, came on too strong.
    lacked subtlety.
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    DerekDoom Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    Thats pretty funny, I thought it was real for the first few seconds, so serious. Good find!
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    gobucks614 Male 13-17
    71 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    "I could always stand back and have someone else summon the 7 dragons of raggae, but if I don`t, who will?" lololol
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Yeah, count me in.
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    oddflame Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    lol at the guy who said "...natural disasters such as 9-11..."
  47. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    That guy in the plaid shirt made me want to become a scientologist! HAIL XENU!
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    Aintudied Male 18-29
    14 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Nothing wrong with a bit of Sci-fi
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    grandmasterz Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    did any body check out the website. what`s it for?
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    randyintwin Male 50-59
    723 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    ok.. I see where he`s going with it.. pretty funny.. I guess
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    at the people arguing that a light-year is distance, though it may be generally true it still represents time oh yeah and and couldnt you say, be walkiing for 3 miles? isn`t that doing/being something over a distance?
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    oh yeah, and was bloody hilarious
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    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    For those of you calling out the dude in the plaid shirt for using lightyears to measure time, Hellllooooo!!!!!! Didn`t quite catch on did ya now!
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    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    LOL, its mashed potatoes just not mashed or potatoes fail
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    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    sounds like an ad for college
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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    ummmm.... the dude in hte red shirt is fake... but still funny as hell! i love it how he takes what the people say, and he manipulates it into his thoughts-perceptions, and they still go along with what the real people say
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    dougsimpson Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    Hello
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    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 12:50 am
    The great part is that the guy in the red shirt is closest to what scientologists actually believe
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    wyrwich Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 2:37 am
    i love Scientology because when you try to leave, they extortion you for everything you`ve got.

    drat SCIENTOLOGY
    xenu.tv

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    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 3:56 am
    That wasn`t even remotely funny. It was a terrible immatur attempt to take the piss out of something anyone could take the piss out of easily. Haha, he said rectum
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    Apparently 9/11 is a natural disaster now. I`m glad no matter what we think about other contemporary issues, we can all unite around humiliating and ridiculing scientologists for their retarded beliefs.
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    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    either these were all taken out of context or this is fake, either way they`re all fruit loops. if it was all a metaphor the word usage tells allot about the speaker.
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    wkdrake Male 13-17
    78 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    i am a reincarnation of a wolf that`s a reincarnation of chris farley.

    that red checkered guy made everyone else look bad.

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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    Scientology should not be allowed, but the same could be said about most religions, in my opinion.
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    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 4:45 am
    Scientology is rubbish.
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    philycheese Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    drat
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    Haha that was funny! But seriously if you believe in any other relgion you also have to believe in all their crazy stuff too, so you`re not allowed to laugh at them.
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    prettyeyez20 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    lol
    wel

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