Vampire on Jerry Springer?

Submitted by: LunarMoon 9 years ago in Funny
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Yep, he looks convincing to me.
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Female 20
"WTF MLCHRIS, the sexy haircut?? Looks like someone cuts his hair in the dark, possibley a wig!"

Nope it`s his...hahahahahaha

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Female 20
Ok guys...Here`s his myspace...Seriously check him out and see if he`s really legit...In my opinion, he`s NOT...Oh yeah, if you don`t like him send him hate mail...

http://www.myspace.com/cashvonesper

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Female 1,231
I began to wonder halfway through if that poor kid actually believed it or if he was getting paid to do it. You know half the people on JS are faking all their problems just so they can go on TV.
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Male 145
its really funny... he read too many anne rice novels.... LOL
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Male 145
WAHAHAHAH nice way to get to the studio :) and dainty u r a ghost.... and nice new pic too
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Female 878
If he`s really a vampire we need to behead him.
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Male 36
interesting...his haircut is sexy. I know somebody that was an audience member of Jerry, he said that it was all staged and he raised his hand and made some comments/questions that the crew told him to ask.

WTF MLCHRIS, the sexy haircut?? Looks like someone cuts his hair in the dark, possibley a wig!

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Male 4,867
wot a load of BS
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Female 700
vampires rule... this guy sucked... if vampire were real i think i would die of awesome shock... yeah...
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Female 143
He needs to choke on his own blood. ><;

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Female 250
Geez. Stop judging the undead!!!! }-)
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Female 507
He... CUTS them? He cuts them without asking, then drinks their blood... why not do it like the other `vampires` and use a needle to draw blood?
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Male 1,079
lol
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Male 107
"Vampires are make believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimoes." - Homer Simpson (FTW)
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Female 7
Were I come from, vampire men are hot, sexy and built. Sure they might be pale, but they are always ready to nail a human chic and there are always plenty of females around to offer themselves up to one. And then I close my book and get back to reality. Come on, we all know if vampires were real they wouldn`t look like this dork little boy.
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Female 71
i like the taste of blood .. but actually puttin ur job , life , family at stake is not a thing worth riskin , and he looked stupud ... and any one takin the pi outta emos are stereotypical poo heads
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Male 962
wow just wow. with all the freaks on springer this has got to be the freakist one
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Female 465
Kid needs help... somebody call the men with the giant butterfly nets!

On the other hand, I`d love it if he went properly vampire and tried to bite Jerry, and his fake fangs fell out ^-^

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Male 2,567
ROFLMAO!!!
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Female 115
whaaat???
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Male 4,393
Dainty
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
9090 Posts Thursday, May 08, 2008 12:47:01 PM
He`s as much as a vampire as I`m a ghost.

me 2 booooooooooo.... :P

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Male 11
Well poo looks like someone has breached the masquerade
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Male 227
do all vampires special order their really gay puffy shirts from hot topic?
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Female 339
..thats like an STI.
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Female 242
LMAO.
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Male 2,486
Yeah.. Fake.

He`s makeup pale, not lack of sun pale.

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Male 649
i hate humanity
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Male 342
if a guy like him can get a girl then im just a loser lol.
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Female 1,407
Good acting on his part, but drinkin blood would`ve seem more legit.
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Male 214
when he said he and his girlfriend were intimate with each other and they drank each others blood, i thought he ment he drank her period juice. i woulda rofllmaololbbq`d my ass off
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Male 44
That haircut reminds me of the Neo Nazi Girl from American History X.
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Male 249
So, I`m GhostRider, in case people haven`t noticed. I put things on fire.
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Male 6
His parents must be so proud.
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Male 720
God, Gunit, I learned that like in 4th grade.
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Male 580
Haha...I loved how matter of fact he was about it. Made me smile.
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Female 127
Lamer! LAAAAMER!!!!!
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Male 1,109
wow, thats just, weird...
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Female 99
That would have been so much better if he claimed his name was Lestat or Armand. Seriously.
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Female 161
stupid questions, Jerry. does he know ANYTHING about ultraviolet rays?!
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Female 8
All of that Bram Stoker bs is absolutley NOT true, although there are NORMAL human people who drink blood. That have to wear sunglasses when it is sunny. A Sanguinarian, it is called.
And that kid is shaming our community. Disgusting.
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Male 730
Dainty`s a GHOST??!! I wondered how she could appear on every thread! lol I loved how the guy looked so offended from time to time. Poor misunderstood Vampires!!
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Female 416
Interview With a Vampire, village idiot style. Lol.
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Female 85
well i guess there is a disease where people crave human blood..
and a person can be allergic to sunlight..
lol well, this was pretty funny
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Female 241
i wanna see the rest of this episode!
hilarious!
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Female 850
Yep... He has a reflection....HA HA!! On you Jerry! LOSER! All those people on Jerry Springer are WENISES!!!!! A wenis is the skin on your elbow. When you straighten your arm and pull on the extra skin there, your playin with you wenis.
And...That`s pronounced: Wee-ness.
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Female 466
what the hell ever!!!!!
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Female 744
wow...yeah...I don`t even know. =/
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Female 850
Um....I`m at least 100 times pailer than that wack-job loony. And he seemed to calm.... They SJOULD have held a mirror to him! OH! I`m gonna put a mirror by my screen to see if it show`s the reflection.... Gotta...Get....Mirror!!!
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Female 91
I TOTALY watched this `sode when it was on,because I had nothing better to do.
My dad and I laughed.
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Female 45
Some people that donated plasma at my center were on that show. They took their clothes off - I never found out what episode it was, but that guy topped out our scale, which goes to 405 lbs. I bet that was frightening for the audience.
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Male 17
Tonight I`m going to suck!.

...

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Your blood!

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Male 3,296
"He`s as much as a vampire as I`m a ghost."

hes as much as a vampire as u have a life

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Female 20
I`m actually ashamed to say that he`s from my city.I know him, but I don`t really claim that around here. He`s so dumb, I can`t stand him.
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Female 1,211
Vampire? On Jerry Springer? Sounds like an attention whore to me.
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Female 112
I think that if he is a vampire he wouldn`t have had his teeth capped... That`s just following a stereotype. And there are plenty of different lore about bloodsucking people throughout the ages. You wonder were the inspiration for Bram Stoker`s Dracula came from. If anything this kid needs to consult a doctor about his vampirism... it`s almost like he`s doing it for reasons he doesn`t udnerstand why... And I`m a little worried about his sexual relationship with the woman that "made" him a vampire. Something seems really off about this story and if anything the kid needs help.
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Female 3
I think I just pissed my pants. LMAO
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Male 1,287
contagiousx Thursday, May 08, 2008 12:59:50 PM
"Just a comment from my view...those involved in the (ed. vampire) culture are often made fun of, because people simply don`t understand. Throwing stereotypes in with it like "goth" or "emo" is only an insult to the person using them, as a display of ignorance and showing that the sayer can`t recognize individuality or the blessing of self approval."

Self-approval isn`t always a blessing. It can be hurtful to the individual and most certainly for those people around the individual. I will not praise insipid individuals for the sake of their individuality. acknowledge it? Sure.

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Male 891
godammit. just when i had all but forgotten about the garbage that is Jerry Springer, this comes up.
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Male 426
"so are those fangs? were you born with those?"

"no, i had these capped"

hahahah

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Male 477
Another crazy kid looking for attention. Of course he`s a "new" vampire, still just as old as he would be naturaly. And of course, the one who "made him" disappeared. His fake teeth are SO fake. They`re too big, stick out too far as to make his lips move funny, didn`t even cap the right friggin teeth...if they even are caps. He`s not pale, he`s pink. Any real, self respecting vampire (which don`t exist) wouldn`t be carted on stage via coffin, or be rude enough to just lie there in it while being asked questions. He`s just a sad kid trying to be something he`s not...and not doing a very good job of it. He`s even an embarassement to goth kids who try to be vampires everywhere.
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Female 133
wow, i understand that everyone can make their own decisions in life, and more power to him and all. but man, just his lame haircut and southern accent made me laugh. i wish he had talked about himself more intelligently and less defensively. it would have given more credit to himself.
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Male 426
Dainty spooks around my house every thurday night
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Male 1,024
poor thing doesn`t have a friend in the world.
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Female 37
I`d go crazy being stuck in a coffin for part of the day. Kinda morbid.
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Female 1,697
Oh wow, one more weirdo in the world.
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Male 70
lmao... i like how he said he was feeling the effects days later after drinking the blood...yeah no $hit sherlock...YOU ARE DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD!!!....you were probably feeling sick from drinking it because maybe just maybe people arent supposed to drink blood like its kool-aid...damn moron.
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Male 4
omg! you`ll never guess what i just saw on jerry springer!
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Female 358
*facepalm*

This has to be staged. And if it`s not, and he truly believes that, well I hope he doesn`t get AIDS or something from drinking peoples` blood. :/

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Female 143
I`m a vampire Jerry.
I`m a vampire!

See. Look at my fangs!
Vampire!

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Male 102
I`m not a vampire...but I feel like one...I hate the sunlight, but it doesn`t hurt me, and i love night time...whenever i cut myself (accidently x.x) i suck up the blood that comes out...but im not a vampire...
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Female 104
His hair... so gross. Honestly, who gets a hair cut like that? And anyone who goes on the Jerry Springer show cannot ever be taken seriously. Ever.
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Male 453
yea now there just getting desperate for the ratings and are just letting any old `Vampire` on

btw how disappointed am i with IAB, no vampire smiley!

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Male 1,287
poor little goth boy must have fallen on his head at some point. Now he thinks he`s a real vampire. I wish he`d make like the "Lost Boys" and drop off a high bridge.
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Female 33
Well then i`m a god damn succubus...
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Female 1,566
The way he said `yes` kind of creeped me out...
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Male 252
WHAT AN IDIOT
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Female 427
......

This is what happens when you play to much World of Darkness.

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Male 329
and they are ok with that?
generally no.

lmao

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Female 1,002
Lol
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Female 59
Just a comment from my view in a bit of contrast to what everyone else is saying. The vampire lifestyle may not be a popular one, but you can`t deny that the stories and people have been around since the dawn of man. I agree with him on the bit that those involved in the culture are often made fun of, because people simply don`t understand. Throwing stereotypes in with it like "goth" or "emo" is only an insult to the person using them, as a display of ignorance and showing that the sayer can`t recognize individuality or the blessing of self approval.
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Female 11
I like his haircut.
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Female 1,441
Ewww. Words can not begin to explain how pathetic this is =\
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Female 775
i like his puffy shirt..

reminds me of that seinfield episode..
"I dont wanna be a pirate!" or in this case
"I dont wanna be a vampire!"

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Male 12
I can`t wait to get home and watch this with sound.

But from what I`ve seen, that dude isn`t pale enough to be undead.

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Male 112
ummm..., ah..., yeeeeeaaaa. This is just, well...,nevermind.
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Female 297
I love vampires, and the thought of vampires, scared to death of coffins, but love vampires none the less, however this guy made me feel ashamed to call myself a vampire!
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Male 9,305
As long as he gets his blood legally, I don`t have a problem with it. XD
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Male 1,141
He is just really messed up. He obviously didnt come in the coffin , theres no way to use the bathroom and you would eventually suffocate and die. But hey what do you expect from white trash television.
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Female 101
this kid is a f*ing Do*che. i KNOW jerry springer is staged. but there are really kids that think things like this. and its stupid. OMG IM SO BADDASS IM A VAMPIREEEEEEE I DRINK BLOOD FROM MY SISTERSS P*NISSS!!
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Female 1,984
"He didn`t even attempt to be ubergoth, he was even sucking at being emo. Looser"

*cough* it`s "loser" *cough*

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Male 1,148
Tehe so consuming blood makes you a vampire... I must run down to the hospital and warn all those having blood tranfusions!!
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Female 1,984
He`s not a vampire, he`s mentally unstable. He needs to be committed!
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Female 837
*blink.... blink blink blink*

I don`t even know how to begin commenting on that.

For the sake of not causing a huge argument, I`m going to keep my comments on my lifestyle to myself.

This was just ridiculous though.

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Female 1,071
He didn`t even attempt to be ubergoth, he was even sucking at being emo. Looser
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Female 297
ok..........
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Male 107
That really SUCKED. Seriously, how can people believe that they are vampires?! I`d be willing to STAKE a wager that he didn`t get enough parental guidance as a child.
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Male 1,053
Dainty ... YOU ARE A GHOST?!
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Female 695
........Wow. What a loser. Doesn`t even play a vampire convincingly.
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Female 920
Dainty, i like the new picture
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Female 920
interesting...his haircut is sexy. I know somebody that was an audience member of Jerry, he said that it was all staged and he raised his hand and made some comments/questions that the crew told him to ask.
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Male 211
Maury ftw. At least Maury has people with balls on their chin as guests.
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Male 626
Uuummm... lame? Lame vampier on a lame show and a lame story.

Never liked jerry anyway :-P talk shows suck donky balls

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Male 1,053
WTF IS THIS!? ouch, nice entrence!
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Male 230
This guy seems legit, I mean he`s on Jerry why wouldn`t we believe him?
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Female 217
Link: Vampire on Jerry Springer? [Rate Link] - Yep, he looks convincing to me.
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