Traffic Stop, Texas Style

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Or in any of the States in the South Western USA!
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Male 2,422
lol classic!
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Male 612
lol...i love mexicans
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Male 384
Well, that was funny, at first I thought they were pissing badly. But then I noticed, they had eaten beans.
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Female 324
lmao the music just made that 5x funnier :->
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Male 37
I`d go back and check that van out there`s still beaners in the upholstery and the spare tire well.
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Male 1,036
cool
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Male 375
Only thing missing that would have made it a Benny Hill classic would be a topless chick running in double-time.
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Male 358
They FAIL at doing Chinese fire drills.
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Male 1,425
Benny Hill music makes things like..10x funnier
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Male 1,399
México payaso automóvil

Thanks Google Translator!

Silly mezzkins. Freedom is for Americanos!

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Male 822
lol

made my day

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Female 1,306
Reality Reno911.
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Male 12,138
Q: Why doesn`t Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US.

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Female 110
RACIST e_e
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Female 1,260
What a crack up ... love that Benny Hill music!
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Male 2,506
id say mexico stop
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Male 62
13 people...

wow

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Female 1,287
im still bored
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Female 576
That was kind of funny... except, around here, that many get out of little cars or trucks. lol
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Female 26
Looks more like Arizona to me. XD
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Male 358

KIKIJ: How do your feet taste?
{Because you just put them both in your mouth}.

WDanC: American businesses who give jobs to illegals are TRAITORS and should be charged with TREASON!

He who does not contribute to society is a burden to it. -Me

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Male 358

For the Europeans who aren`t familiar with the US "income taxes" let me explain:

Up to %40 of every dollar we earn is taken away via state and government taxes. Programs that provide food, clothing, shelter and medical care for the helpless are directly funded by these taxes. With illegals coming over literally by the truckload- where`s the the money to take care of them all going to come from? MY PAYCHECK. A portion of our property taxes also fund these programs. If you don`t pay, the government takes your house.

YES, many immigrants work, BUT they get their jobs by working for LESS than the Federal minimum wage. This puts them BELOW the poverty level and they will STILL depend on government assistance to get by.

LETS FACE IT: These people aren`t crossing the border with college degrees stuffed in their ponchos. If they DID, they`d cross LEGALLY.

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Male 11,739
That was so good I had to watch it a few times.
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Male 2,395
LOLZ It`s like a Clown car.
The wonders of 4 door vans.....
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Male 5,970
hey! Just because its in TX doesnt me- eh ya i guess..
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Male 474
Cop1: Hey, someone`s running away! Get `im!

Cop2: Wait, there are still people in the minivan... Hey guys, come here, and tell your dad to com- HEY! DON`T RUN DAMMIT!

Cop2: WTF THERE`S AN ARMY IN HERE!!

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Male 1,109
woo go texas!
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Male 2,344
It was 14 haha wow.
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Male 4,867
haha i bet tht cop got ripped badly by his colleuges. (sp?)
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Male 4,807
Funny how the cop did even grab at least one. That should be an olympic event.
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Male 962
i feel another flame war is coming up...
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Male 791
Haha it`s a freaking clown car!
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Female 465
Ahahahahahaha!
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Male 410
Ken, as true as that is ... it`s American`s that give them these opportunities. We (Americans in general) like to complain about the immigration problem, but will still scoop them up because of cheaper, under-the-table wages.
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Male 15
"I don`t get how Americans can be so pissed off about illegal immigrants when you are all descended from immigrants and the Mexicans probably have more native blood from the Americas than you lot do."

First off, I`m half Native American. My father is 100% Mescalero Apache. The reason American`s get so mad about illegals is because they cause problems where problems shouldn`t be. I live in San Antonio, Texas and around every drating corner is another Mexican. Many of them don`t work, they just drat and make more Mexicans and most of them can`t hold a conversation in English. Also, as much as the media tries to debunk the fact, it still stays a fact that illegals take away jobs from Americans. We have a fairly high unemployment rate, right now (especially in San Antonio), because the illegals pretty much walk across the border and hop in front of a Wal Mart or Home Depot and take the jobs that contractors should have.

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Female 427
LOL! Nice touch on the circus music btw.
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Male 21
oh my freaking repost!
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Male 7,933
"I don`t get how Americans can be so pissed off about illegal immigrants when you are all descended from immigrants and the Mexicans probably have more native blood from the Americas than you lot do."

Thats cause they kicked their asses. We take them when we want them

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Male 7,933
"This makes me wonder how they got that far with that many people in the van?"
Their Mexicans, its a gift.
Its like Cubans in a raft, you can always fit one more.
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Female 311
jesus! Ha!

I don`t get how Americans can be so pissed off about illegal immigrants when you are all descended from immigrants and the Mexicans probably have more native blood from the Americas than you lot do.

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Male 102
f*ckin illegals
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Male 313
13. 13 illegal immigrants in a van with max 8 seats.
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Male 396
ok now someone count them all
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Male 292
LOL, dumbass cop
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Female 738
I love how they turned busting illegal immigrants into a Benny Hill sketch. That really made my day.
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Male 553
wow that was alot of traffic going by! :O
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Male 169
benny hill made this so much more funny
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Male 1,053
Rofl!!, this was awesome!
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Female 466
That was too damn funny!!!!!!!!
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Male 320
LMFAO

Stupid Fat Cops.

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Female 1,427
Better that they ran than drove off.

If you can run faster than the cop and not get tazed, you`re fine.

But if you try to outdrive them, they just call in for backup, and, with razor wire, your car`s bound to finally stop and you`re in trouble.

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Female 795
That was stupid
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Female 444
Hahaha, funny as hell. They just kept coming. I`d almost think it was edited to look like there were more than there were.
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Male 9,305
Poor cop...
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Male 577
ok! everybody out of the mexican mobile! btw, i got more posts than fancylad :P
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Male 1,289
haha i get it...they`re mexicans!
ha ha ha hahaha.......................
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...................ha....anyway
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Female 4,447
I just noticed..Fancylad got a new ID pic? Is that *the* Fancylad, Fancylad?
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Male 209
You could tell that one cop was having a hard time.

"Oh no, an Illegal Alien! 1 isn`t so hard"

5 seconds later

"What the hell! IT`s a mob, Jeezuz christ!"

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Female 4,447
I did not expect that. They just kept coming... Still, I suppose it wasn`t really that impressive of a number.
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Female 665
maaannn that was like a clown car!
tdogg111: i totally agree with you. where are them tazers!?!?!?!
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Male 1,629
lol that was perfect with the benny hill music
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Female 192
How many people were in there?!
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Male 473
haha man it was a freakin clown car! and if i was that cop i woulda tazerd there asses
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Female 775
I`ve seen a lot more...
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Female 380
This makes me wonder how they got that far with that many people in the van? I mean, how could you not notice someones "poo maker" sticking in someones face?
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Female 289
hmmm. Im not sure to be angry or laugh hysterically. I will settle for a good chuckle. *chuckle*
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Female 496
Heh. Down here it`s hard to drive without swerving to miss people who`ve hopped the border. I wish they`d just apply for citizenship and stuff already. D:
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Male 78
just fcuking amazing this is why i love this site
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Female 204
rofl pure slapstick
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Male 95
is that a border patrol van going in front of the van??
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Male 209
Holy poo that`s funny.
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Male 221
Pfft Barely 12. It`s not amusing till you`ve got 3x the amount the vehicle was made to hold safely. I`ve seen 24 people get out of a mini-van before.
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Male 2,616
Mexicans always find a way to make me laugh.
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Female 342
wow...just..wow.
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Male 33
Saturday, May 17, 2008 9:07:19 PM
and yet not a single one of them jumped in the front seat and drove away.

yeah im surprised that they didnt do that

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Male 208
it was like a circus clown car. except with beaners!!
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Male 976
and yet not a single one of them jumped in the front seat and drove away.
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Female 240
lol they just came piling out.
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Male 1,725
lol mega bust
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Male 75
lawl
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Male 4,393
o wow..... :P
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Male 20,917
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