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Date: 05/17/08 09:02 PM

83 Responses to Traffic Stop, Texas Style

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    Link: Traffic Stop, Texas Style - Or in any of the States in the South Western USA!
  2. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    o wow..... :P
  3. Profile photo of haveabadday5
    haveabadday5 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    lawl
  4. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    lol mega bust
  5. Profile photo of x_dreamer
    x_dreamer Female 18-29
    240 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    lol they just came piling out.
  6. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    and yet not a single one of them jumped in the front seat and drove away.
  7. Profile photo of shagthefag
    shagthefag Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    it was like a circus clown car. except with beaners!!
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    scottis2hott Male 13-17
    33 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Saturday, May 17, 2008 9:07:19 PM
    and yet not a single one of them jumped in the front seat and drove away.

    yeah im surprised that they didnt do that

  9. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    343 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    wow...just..wow.
  10. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    Mexicans always find a way to make me laugh.
  11. Profile photo of DerekDoom
    DerekDoom Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Pfft Barely 12. It`s not amusing till you`ve got 3x the amount the vehicle was made to hold safely. I`ve seen 24 people get out of a mini-van before.
  12. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    Holy poo that`s funny.
  13. Profile photo of SweetGun9
    SweetGun9 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    is that a border patrol van going in front of the van??
  14. Profile photo of subzeroblue2
    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    rofl pure slapstick
  15. Profile photo of GH4ND1
    GH4ND1 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    just fcuking amazing this is why i love this site
  16. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    Heh. Down here it`s hard to drive without swerving to miss people who`ve hopped the border. I wish they`d just apply for citizenship and stuff already. D:
  17. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    hmmm. Im not sure to be angry or laugh hysterically. I will settle for a good chuckle. *chuckle*
  18. Profile photo of baddogsmaste
    baddogsmaste Female 30-39
    381 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    This makes me wonder how they got that far with that many people in the van? I mean, how could you not notice someones "poo maker" sticking in someones face?
  19. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    I`ve seen a lot more...
  20. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    haha man it was a freakin clown car! and if i was that cop i woulda tazerd there asses
  21. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    How many people were in there?!
  22. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    lol that was perfect with the benny hill music
  23. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    maaannn that was like a clown car!
    tdogg111: i totally agree with you. where are them tazers!?!?!?!
  24. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    I did not expect that. They just kept coming... Still, I suppose it wasn`t really that impressive of a number.
  25. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    You could tell that one cop was having a hard time.

    "Oh no, an Illegal Alien! 1 isn`t so hard"

    5 seconds later

    "What the hell! IT`s a mob, Jeezuz christ!"

  26. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    I just noticed..Fancylad got a new ID pic? Is that *the* Fancylad, Fancylad?
  27. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    haha i get it...they`re mexicans!
    ha ha ha hahaha.......................
    ..............
    ...................ha....anyway
  28. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    ok! everybody out of the mexican mobile! btw, i got more posts than fancylad :P
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    Poor cop...
  30. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 11:35 pm
    Hahaha, funny as hell. They just kept coming. I`d almost think it was edited to look like there were more than there were.
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 12:20 am
    That was stupid
  32. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 12:54 am
    Better that they ran than drove off.

    If you can run faster than the cop and not get tazed, you`re fine.

    But if you try to outdrive them, they just call in for backup, and, with razor wire, your car`s bound to finally stop and you`re in trouble.

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    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 1:07 am
    LMFAO

    Stupid Fat Cops.

  34. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 1:41 am
    That was too damn funny!!!!!!!!
  35. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 4:50 am
    Rofl!!, this was awesome!
  36. Profile photo of manicwhite
    manicwhite Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 5:00 am
    benny hill made this so much more funny
  37. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    554 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 5:39 am
    wow that was alot of traffic going by! :O
  38. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 5:50 am
    I love how they turned busting illegal immigrants into a Benny Hill sketch. That really made my day.
  39. Profile photo of happyshopper
    happyshopper Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 5:50 am
    LOL, dumbass cop
  40. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:06 am
    ok now someone count them all
  41. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:25 am
    13. 13 illegal immigrants in a van with max 8 seats.
  42. Profile photo of nycballa890
    nycballa890 Male 13-17
    103 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:54 am
    f*ckin illegals
  43. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:05 am
    jesus! Ha!

    I don`t get how Americans can be so pissed off about illegal immigrants when you are all descended from immigrants and the Mexicans probably have more native blood from the Americas than you lot do.

  44. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:10 am
    "This makes me wonder how they got that far with that many people in the van?"
    Their Mexicans, its a gift.
    Its like Cubans in a raft, you can always fit one more.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:11 am
    "I don`t get how Americans can be so pissed off about illegal immigrants when you are all descended from immigrants and the Mexicans probably have more native blood from the Americas than you lot do."

    Thats cause they kicked their asses. We take them when we want them

  46. Profile photo of crackemonium
    crackemonium Male 18-29
    21 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:14 am
    oh my freaking repost!
  47. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:40 am
    LOL! Nice touch on the circus music btw.
  48. Profile photo of Ken_Turner
    Ken_Turner Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:58 am
    "I don`t get how Americans can be so pissed off about illegal immigrants when you are all descended from immigrants and the Mexicans probably have more native blood from the Americas than you lot do."

    First off, I`m half Native American. My father is 100% Mescalero Apache. The reason American`s get so mad about illegals is because they cause problems where problems shouldn`t be. I live in San Antonio, Texas and around every drating corner is another Mexican. Many of them don`t work, they just drat and make more Mexicans and most of them can`t hold a conversation in English. Also, as much as the media tries to debunk the fact, it still stays a fact that illegals take away jobs from Americans. We have a fairly high unemployment rate, right now (especially in San Antonio), because the illegals pretty much walk across the border and hop in front of a Wal Mart or Home Depot and take the jobs that contractors should have.

  49. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:11 am
    Ken, as true as that is ... it`s American`s that give them these opportunities. We (Americans in general) like to complain about the immigration problem, but will still scoop them up because of cheaper, under-the-table wages.
  50. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:26 am
    Ahahahahahaha!
  51. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:29 am
    Haha it`s a freaking clown car!
  52. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:05 am
    i feel another flame war is coming up...
  53. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:23 am
    Funny how the cop did even grab at least one. That should be an olympic event.
  54. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:32 am
    haha i bet tht cop got ripped badly by his colleuges. (sp?)
  55. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:34 am
    It was 14 haha wow.
  56. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1112 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:40 am
    woo go texas!
  57. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    475 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Cop1: Hey, someone`s running away! Get `im!

    Cop2: Wait, there are still people in the minivan... Hey guys, come here, and tell your dad to com- HEY! DON`T RUN DAMMIT!

    Cop2: WTF THERE`S AN ARMY IN HERE!!

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:49 am
    hey! Just because its in TX doesnt me- eh ya i guess..
  59. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:55 am
    LOLZ It`s like a Clown car.
    The wonders of 4 door vans.....
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:59 am
    That was so good I had to watch it a few times.
  61. Profile photo of Tankity
    Tankity Male 30-39
    358 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 11:02 am

    For the Europeans who aren`t familiar with the US "income taxes" let me explain:

    Up to %40 of every dollar we earn is taken away via state and government taxes. Programs that provide food, clothing, shelter and medical care for the helpless are directly funded by these taxes. With illegals coming over literally by the truckload- where`s the the money to take care of them all going to come from? MY PAYCHECK. A portion of our property taxes also fund these programs. If you don`t pay, the government takes your house.

    YES, many immigrants work, BUT they get their jobs by working for LESS than the Federal minimum wage. This puts them BELOW the poverty level and they will STILL depend on government assistance to get by.

    LETS FACE IT: These people aren`t crossing the border with college degrees stuffed in their ponchos. If they DID, they`d cross LEGALLY.

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    Tankity Male 30-39
    358 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 11:04 am

    KIKIJ: How do your feet taste?
    {Because you just put them both in your mouth}.

    WDanC: American businesses who give jobs to illegals are TRAITORS and should be charged with TREASON!

    He who does not contribute to society is a burden to it. -Me

  63. Profile photo of Wraithsshdw
    Wraithsshdw Female 18-29
    25 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
    Looks more like Arizona to me. XD
  64. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 11:53 am
    That was kind of funny... except, around here, that many get out of little cars or trucks. lol
  65. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    im still bored
  66. Profile photo of bcanne
    bcanne Male 13-17
    62 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    13 people...

    wow

  67. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    id say mexico stop
  68. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    What a crack up ... love that Benny Hill music!
  69. Profile photo of GlassTrinket
    GlassTrinket Female 13-17
    110 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    RACIST e_e
  70. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    Q: Why doesn`t Mexico have an Olympic team?

    A: Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US.

  71. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    Reality Reno911.
  72. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    lol

    made my day

  73. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    México payaso automóvil

    Thanks Google Translator!

    Silly mezzkins. Freedom is for Americanos!

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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm

  75. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Benny Hill music makes things like..10x funnier
  76. Profile photo of Tankity
    Tankity Male 30-39
    358 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    They FAIL at doing Chinese fire drills.
  77. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    Only thing missing that would have made it a Benny Hill classic would be a topless chick running in double-time.
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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    cool
  79. Profile photo of Geezerguy
    Geezerguy Male 50-59
    37 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 5:51 am
    I`d go back and check that van out there`s still beaners in the upholstery and the spare tire well.
  80. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 6:36 am
    lmao the music just made that 5x funnier :->
  81. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 10:44 am
    Well, that was funny, at first I thought they were pissing badly. But then I noticed, they had eaten beans.
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    lol...i love mexicans
  83. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    lol classic!

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