Top 10 Reasons Men are Better than Women

Submitted by: romboy 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/

We all knew it was true and now we finally know why. (Note: No women are allowed on this site.)
There are 210 comments:
Male 2,616
Men MADE women suffer through millenia of degradation? If women are so great, why couldn`t they stop the men from pushing them around?
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Male 957
the reason this is given any notice is because it is true. this guy is a genius!

males who are dissing this guy for his views aren`t real men. end of story.

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Female 71
In Russian language there is a word for a male sheep and it`s much more offensive than the one for the female. The author`s linguistic fail! (or someone`s national one?..)
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Male 541
i bet $10 he lives alone or with his parents
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Female 46
The part about women not wearing watches is totally not true. I wear a watch, and I am a woman. Also, writing is a very important form of communication.
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Male 147
I like how most of the girls commenting are like "OMG that guy is such a dick to stereotype women, men are such <insert sterotype>" It`s awesome. Anyway, it`s a joke guys. Get over it.
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Female 6
well in my opinion i would hate to be a boy with all those dangly bits :/
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Male 103
"ummm.....wow wtf....im sure he didnt get any after writing that poo..."

Get any what? Poon? Yeah, but that`s probably because there wasn`t any poon there in the first place.

"Good luck with existing :)"

Thanks, it`s good to know I`m supported in my never-ending quest to exist.

"Yea men do have penises but women have Vaginas without make your penis pretty worthless. <3"

Every man on this earth who masturbates begs to differ.

"and i was watching a show and the y chromozone of males is shrinking, experts say that within the next millon years the male race with complete disapear, and women will rule the earth."

If humans can even LAST that long, I swear to God I`ll be sh*tting my pants in heaven. And it will be manly xD

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Male 150
ehhh, it was kinda funny, i can understand the tourett`s for some women,

like the ones that can gab really fast for five minutes, and i don`t notice them breath, i`ve seen many do that and i stopped them for the fear that they were going to asphixate or just hyperventalate.

as for the wardrobe i`m reminded of a the mourning for extra cirricular, where told we have to be out the hotel, packed up, and on the bus by 7:15, okay, i set the alarm for 6:20 when it goes off i wake my bunkmates they say okay, and i decide not to get up right away, we all fall back asleep, i wake up look over at the clock and see it is 7:12 ohh sh*t. i yell dude we got three minutes, three guys get dressed from boxers into suits, brush teeth, pack up and on the bus by 7:15 exact, we have to wait because a room full of girls who got up at 6:00 are still getting ready, so that`s my arguement

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Male 169
whoa whoa whoa...when did we start getting censored?
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Male 169
heh lol...hes says drating at least 10 times in there
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Female 275
"A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your drating man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important poo is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a drating fastidious manner, so get the drat ready,’ says a ticking watch. "

wow, i laughed my ass off at that. i literally do NOT have an ass anymore.

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Male 335
Why are most of the women (and some men, too) on here taking that site so seriously? It`s a joke; laugh and move on.

I personally thought it was hilarious.

Also, why are people getting all butthurt over the Tourette Syndrome thing? That`s like me saying "You shouldn`t make fun of fat people."

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Female 41
Yea men do have penises but women have Vaginas without make your penis pretty worthless. <3
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Male 459
MEN NEED WOMEN AND WOMEN NEED MEN! lets just leave it at that!
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Female 42
Good luck with existing :)
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Male 374
i love a good bit of old fashioned sexism lets throw in a bit of homophobia maybe even some racism :D
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Female 375
lol wowwwwwwww. first off, it wasnt nice to talk about tourettes because i have a mild case of it, AND i know a boy in my choir that has it. =|

and just because that guy has no luck with the ladies doesnt mean that he has the right to be so degrading =|

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Female 194
ummm.....wow wtf....im sure he didnt get any after writing that poo...
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Female 156
Dude, I wear a watch... bracelets just pinch at your skin and aren`t good for anything but blinding someone`s eyes. They don`t help when you`re holding a gamecube controller, either.
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Female 55
ok that was totally un-funny. this guy is putting down all women probably just because he`s been cheated on or his mom beat him as a kid.
not all women are like that. that guy is an idiot.
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Female 154
I went...and I wanted to laugh...I was expecting to laugh...but I was just offended... ._. It`s like...he`s trying to be funny..almost....but all the real hate in there makes it not funny. I tried to laugh, I really did D: And I don`t feel bad because it`s true. It`s not. I feel bad because it`s so damn mean without being that funny. o_o
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Female 172
I can easily disagree with number 5.

Clearly they`ve never heard of Wicca.

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Male 788
LFMAO Jesus was a man
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Female 993
I like the comments underneath the article, especially the people that are taking this uber-seriously.
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Male 577
this is pretty dumb... cuz i have tourettes :)
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Male 7,933
"admit it guys....you couldn`t live without us. guys just like to pretend they hate girls so that they can pretend they can control us/be in charge. in your dreams. can you say "WHIPPED"??? =]"

All the guys in my school are whipped. It sucks because to get a girl you have to be their bitch practically. I still get by on my natural sexiness.

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Male 7,933
^^^^
Does that explain all of the sissy girly men? Yeah everyones going soft now, I blame the 70s.
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Female 45
and i was watching a show and the y chromozone of males is shrinking, experts say that within the next millon years the male race with complete disapear, and women will rule the earth.

And if your about to say women can`t birth without men think again, There`s a species of whiptail lizards completly composed of females. They act out sex and their two systems work together. SO HA

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Male 3,296
even my girlfriend wAS agreeing with some of them
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Female 505
Ok guys, sorry for multi-posting, but this is my last post.

You can`t lump all women into a single category
and.....
You can`t lump all men into a single category

Very well said. I completely agree.

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Female 505
Most of this stuff is stereo-type... not all girls are like that! I definetly am not, because I`m a huge tomboy and I agree with some of them.

I don`t actually have Tourettes, but it seems like I do because I`m always shouting weird stuff for no reason, and when I get mad I swear a whole lot.

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Female 505
For number 4: Why don`t women need to wear watches? Because there`s a clock in the kitchen! Also, I hate when people write in cursive. I can barely read my own cursive writing, and definetly not other peoples`.

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Male 473
I can agree with Alanda. And MissWorld878 this isnt racist, it`s sexist you idiot.
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Female 25
if it wasn`t for woman, men wouldn`t be alive :) as simple as that. man and woman are as one ^^ F*** you racists!<3
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Female 295
here`s a very simple statement that I hope at least one person on this site can agree with:
You can`t lump all women into a single category
and.....
You can`t lump all men into a single category

enough said

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Male 47
Drat him. Drat him right in the ear.
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Female 7
This kind of thing really worries me. I saw the Dr. Phil post before, and the person who created this website seems intelligent and reasonable. Having such a person promoting these opinions with such faulty reasoning and such a tone of hatred is disturbing, regardless of whether it`s a joke or "just" an internet website (I believe he has a book as well ... ?). It`s clear from the response he gets that not everyone can discern whether or not he`s serious or how much of the material he thinks should be applied to how women are really viewed and treated. He`s either extremely irresponsible about any impact he has, or he really does want to promote hatred of women. While I have to respect his right to free speech, it seems to me that the statements on his site such as, "Every woman is a cheating wh*re," and "Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of sh*t," go beyond disrespect. This is hate literature.
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Female 1,120
If you agree with this then just go be gay and leave the women alone without your `manness`. You are born from a woman so deal with them because they`re gonna be around for a while.
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Male 1,109
wow that site is...just wow. i was looking at the other links (just looking, no clicking) and they were all bashing on women. xD wow.
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Female 738
I can`t be offended by this. It`s too stupid.
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Male 272
LOL! LMFAO! Are you serious? This guy has a little man-pride and all the women get pissy. I mean like, damn, freakin` serious? I don`t think I saw once he said "Women are stupid, retarded, or queer"

He also never said we couldn`t live without women.
And just because that fact is true doesn`t make you instantly the dominant gender.


Oh, hey, nice avatar kickass9.

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Male 1,064
There are some women i respect, but only few. There are very little musically talented women that are famous and that is prolly what i hate the most. Music is a very big part of my life and most female music idols suck balls. I could maybe name 50... Hannah Montana, Cheetah girls, Britney Spears, Ashley/Jessica Simpson, ect.
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Female 192
lol No religion has had women leading it!
Ever heard of Paganism? First religion in the world. It seemed like back then, people had a whole lot less self concern and alot more concern for the whole. They knew what to respect. And what did they respect? Women and nature.
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Female 111
admit it guys....you couldn`t live without us. guys just like to pretend they hate girls so that they can pretend they can control us/be in charge. in your dreams. can you say "WHIPPED"??? =]
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Male 645
Wow, this kind of thread is the reason ive been coming back to IAB for over 4 years. Come on people. Really? Really??? If only people put this much time and energy into something useful...
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Female 139
alot of women are like that unfortumatly
but it doesnt mean that all women are like that
and the points he made are just dumb
like a mans better than a woman cause he wears a watch
i wear a watch too, alot of women do
its not new thing

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Male 1,583
number 2 completely contradicts itself.
it says marriage is stupid but
it says it works because it wa created by men... so thats not a burn on women at all.
also it says it`s invented by stupid minds.
haha
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Male 176
That was just stupid.
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Female 198
A. Its called artificial insemination. Girls can easily be born without guys.
B. A male sheep is called a ram
C. None of my guy friends wear watches
D. That guy (and all who agree with him) are idiots.
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Male 7,933
"I think there are other reasons that men need women. Not just for sex. A man has a feelings and emotions too. He has fears and doubts"

Yeah, no. A man talks about that to women for 1 reason. I can safely say that men dont have feelings.

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Female 1,441
I think there are other reasons that men need women. Not just for sex. A man has a feelings and emotions too. He has fears and doubts. Its not something that can be discussed with his guy friends. When a man is around his other man friends he feels the need to present himself as self assured and confident, and that they`re in control of their life. It`s not a negative thing thats just the way it is.

With a women he can talk about those thing. He can communicate those doubts and fears and feelings with her. And she will listen to him and understand him. Men need that softer side to balance them out. Or you become cold and guarded and unable to love.

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Male 7,933
""this is so pathetic..like my salary"

LOL!!!!

And LKJslain, men get married so they (well, so we believed) can get sex atleast every once in a while. being unfaithful is just the process of not getting some.


SilentFray: "God gave woman so much its only fair that the government takes some away" Mark Twain.

"I pretty much agree with hydra...well...at least the girl in my schools are..freaking wearing one inch skirts...some girl (whore) at my school said she would &)^) me for a soda.... ._. ..whore"

Me too. Im glad soda is cheap

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Male 136
It`s funny how alot of ladies are being offended though. I mean, obviously it`s a comedy site, right?
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Female 678
men are just pissed because women are taking their jobs. Survival of the fittest and we`re winning. haha. jk.
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Male 136
God created Adam first, then he saw that he was lonely, so, he pulled a woman out of Adams ribcage, or something. That means women only exist so that man might not feel so very lonely, or in other words, be lower then man. Wow, i love the bible. I don`t know why christian men aren`t sexist anymore, the bible is loaded with that Shiet.
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Male 65
Reminds me of Maddox
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Female 25
And by the way,this mo-fo is so damn gay it`s not even funny.

He loves men so much and hates women. Sounds a little faggoty

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Female 25
This jackass is just mad because he either
A.)Can`t get a woman to save his life
B.)At a point in his life,he was terrible humiliated by woman who was smarter than him.

This dude is just a pissy bitch moaning and groaning about stupid poo. And he says women complain? Hah! Look at the pot calling the kettle black

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Female 393
guys were created first because god needed a sloppy copy ;)
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Female 237
The whole God thing stems from what religion you are. Pegans have TONS of female gods.
Anyway, this was a funny article. Espically the "men arent racist" part. KKK anyone? Hitler anyone?
I think the comments are the site were better though. "Your flawless logic" comment really got me laughing. Someone seemed to fall for propaganda very easliy xD
But I will agree: most women can be evil very creatures
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Male 180
I pretty much agree with hydra...well...at least the girl in my schools are..freaking wearing one inch skirts...some girl (whore) at my school said she would &)^) me for a soda.... ._. ..whore
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Male 483
i think its funny how seriously people are taking this guy
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Male 1,053
and if it weren`t for us guys you women wouldn`t have been born......
TRUE

I don`t hate girls/women that are prettier than me..
FASLE

No one has ever made a woman a god makes PERFECT sence GOD, moses, jesus to name a few :)

TRUE

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Male 486
boring article guy obviously had his ass kicked by she-males and femles one to many times in his life,

thats my statement idc bye

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Female 648
Men are helpless without women, and most men are UNFAITHFUL and leave when the situation calls for it the most (this is by observation). Most men will have a few kids, and then take off with the younger, more able woman, leaving behind his wife, his promises and his children for a lifetime of abandonment issues. I don’t really hold men that highly. The only ones I do, are my father for doing what was right, and my husband for not being like ANY of this.
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Female 648
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to drat the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day.-
No, actually, marriage is a practice that began when people began to “separate” more often leading to a practice called “divorce”. Before the time of actual “ceremony,” people knew a little thing called “let your yes be yes and your no be no,” and they did not take vows. Instead, if they said to a woman, “you are my wife,” and they slept with her, then she was, and was until death. When people began separating more, others believed that saying “vows” and “pledging” in front of more people ritualistically would keep them together longer. Not so as we can see, but yeah.
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Female 648
Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life. -
While physically, you might be stronger, most of the kindness, gentleness and understanding that keeps others from SUICIDE, comes from women. Women have children (male and female) women take care of things more efficiently, and see more detail. Women tend to save men’s butts at work, and in problems with their friends. Most therapists are women.

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man.
- a man who was BORN from a WOMAN, which wouldn’t have happened unless that woman was GREAT and OBEYED the Lord.

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Female 328
I think the only reason this guy writes this malarkey is because it`s the only way women will give him attention... have you seen this guy? With his super-fly wrap-around sunglasses? He looks like a child molester.
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Female 667
I actually think this was written by a woman. They`re really mocking themselves.
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Female 76
Women are definitely better.
I mean.. Come on, We can wear skirts AND trousers.
Scotish men can just about get away with wearing a skirt =)
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Female 11
Joke or not, just another moron with a hate-filled tirade. Yawn, next.
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Male 1,406
Why did he call it a man-womb? Because the idea of that freaked me out.
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Male 1,265
The only men that can get away with slagging women off like this are men that are too ugly/arrogant/stupid to get sex with a woman who isn`t a council house dwelling baby producing crack addict.

Thats why I have to disagree with all of this ^_^

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Male 426
uhhh...Number 5 is wrong....

the entire pagan idea is established around a matriarchal theology i believe....

and i dont know a lot about christianity, but dont christians/catholics respect Mary as much (almost) as jesus? hmmmmm

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Female 160
ROFL...That is what makes this list great, it points out why (some) men are idiots.
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Male 50
HeartsGauia
Female, 13-17, Western US
15 Posts Thursday, May 22, 2008 11:54:25 PM

Men get neutered women get spayed, which one can still have sex?

I really wasn`t going to chime in on this one, but that comment drug me into it. You are an absolute moron. A man gets his vas deferens cut so that no SPERM is released when he is cuming. A women gets her tubes tied so that no sperm can reach the egg. Both parties are still very capable of having sex. I seriously have not heard anything that retarded in a long time. U really should stay in school for as long as you can.
And ladies, Pay no attention to Hydro. That vow that he was speaking up has seriously affected his sence of right and wrong. I also dont give a damn what some of these other guys say. You women make the world go around. I usually go the route of the devil`s advocate on these things, but woman really are great. They are usufull in so many ways. cooking cleaning sex.?.?. HMMM? What else are they usef

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Male 1,265
At the end of the day.. yes Jesus was a man but if God had gone to Joseph and said, "You`re pregnent with my son, rejoice!" I think he`d have hung himself.
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Female 1,697
I typed:

womenarebetterthanmen.com and it transfered me there!!!! (Again)

and yeah, rules are meant to be broken.

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Male 75
wow...people it`s a joke. it`s not terribley funny but it`s a joke none the less.
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Female 465
Oh, that was amusing... I feel so sorry for anyone that believed that... XD
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Male 650
I think the article writer should turn gay, since he hates women that much.
Or maybe he gets turned on by cars now..
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Female 1,545
Hahahahaa I Lol`ed.

What a miserable idiot. Apparently, he was rejected by the love of his life and has to take it out on the entirety of the female gender. Hahaha!!

You find some sad lonely people on the Internet.

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Male 11
i think this is a joke
not as men one of the few things we are good at is making fun of women
i hope someone else didnt already say this
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Male 90
i vote we make this guy our new leader...i like his thinking!
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Male 338
OMG, people need to lighten up.
He`s havin a laugh...not a great joke, but very few things on the net are.
"our mighty, man-manly man-fists"
Anyone who thinks he`s bein serious after this needs to switch off their computer and go calm down before mounting their high horse and making a list of how they don`t do the 10 things....

Oh and HeartsGauia, both genders could still have sex after being (as you so delicately put it) "spayed" or "neutered"......I don`t really see your point.

geez

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Female 4,197
so where do gay men and butch lesbians fit into this??? I know women that are manlier than a woodchopper and men who would put Paris Hilton to shame...
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Male 3,255
I was prepared for many laughs when I saw the title of the link, but was sorely disappointed.
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Male 275
Meh, I found that whole thing pretty crap. It was just some nobhead trying to sound clever putting forward a completely stupid argument. Yawn.
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Male 5
Fail...
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Female 275
I was hoping this would be funny. It failed.

It`s a sad day when sexist satire gets raped by some dude with Asperger`s.

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Male 90
I found that extremely offencive, and utterly hillarious... brilliant.... idiot
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Male 73
Friday, May 23, 2008 12:02:05 AM
"Oh b.t.w women can kiss other women without looking queer."


Not that looking queer is a bad thing...

Anyway, any and all debate is stupid and pointless. Society and nature relies on both sexes. There are some things men are better at, and there are some things women are better at. Please stop the senseless debates, they do nothing, and all this will be forgotten when this link hits the second page...

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Female 66
Oh b.t.w women can kiss other women without looking queer.
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Male 169
And Dainty: penises rawk. Admit it. ;)

No disrespect to the vaj gods or anything, but vaginas are just so... uh... inconvenient and messy. I definitely wouldn`t want one. Seriously: babies, cramps... other stuff (ehem)... no way, Mr. Tribeck. I`ll take "peeing standing up (for $500) any day."

Well, unless vaj`s came with Corvettes (or something) to sweeten the deal. :P

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Female 245
NO NEVER..


Im laughing a lot..actually im crying and laughing at the same time..


this is so pathetic..like my salary

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Female 66
Men get neutered women get spayed, which one can still have sex?
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Male 169
Hmmm. Appalling and, yet, amusing. Not sure how I`m supposed to feel about this. I mean, there`s nothing like some rock hard man-abs... I think we can all agree on that... but, being gay, I don`t feel like I have to dumb myself down when I`m around women. With straight guys I definitely do... they just don`t seem to catch on as quickly. *shrugs* I`ve only ever met MAYBE 4 or 5 straight guys who could keep up. That`s not a good sign.

Anyway, I have manly man things to be doing... blowing stuff up and such. Haha

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Male 44
It`s good to see a bunch of guys who finnaly balance out the whole feminazi movement, but females don`t get on my nerves THAT damn much...
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Male 1,526
Hooohaaa MAN POWER !
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Female 377
I can`t tell if he`s making fun of women or men.
It kind of sounds like both sometimes.

I just hope he isn`t serious. Ahahaha

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Male 132
This guy obviously isn`t serious, and is just trying to piss people off for laughs and have a good time.

If you actually thought he was, be you man or woman, you`re a shame to your gender.

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Male 16
"The argument seems to have died. Think about what I said. I`m off to do some crap."

Meaning he`s off to steal his mom`s Victoria`s Secret catalogue and "use the bathroom".

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Female 511
Made me lol. This site serves two purposes - good for a chuckle, and shows the idiots that should be shot for their ignorance/stupidity/whatever.
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Male 281
Why is everyone taking this so seriously?

Women are just TOO emotional. :-P

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Male 3,369
I dont trust anyone who bleeds for a week solid, once a month and dosnt die!

I joke. Women have the biological bits I like to kiss, lick, nibble, fondle, cover in whipped cream , drip candlewax onto, etc etc etc. I couldnt care less what this guy has to say. Look up the phrase "A$$hole" and you`ll see his picture underneath.


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Female 19
I`m going to die of barfness after reading this
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Male 3
i still like teh girlz. even if deyz turretzing all teh time
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Female 178
Dick is a dick.
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Male 483
Haven`t read the comments so bear with me

Genetic variation is necessary for a species to survive. If there are only women who can`t mingle at a genetic level, then all the organisms would be alike. Thus, it would only take a very small change to wipe them all out.

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Male 258
i like being a guy, but i absolutely hate sexism. it`s pointless.

the Y chromosome is a crappy little mutation of the X chromosome, which is why we have so many more genetic disorders than women. and basically all his arguments described women as being lazy. well, women were the first of us to even start being industrious. women were the ones that did all the planting and herding and child raising and harvesting, etc. all we did was hunt and start wars. then men start removing woman from the working class world and turned them into frail unworkable people.

not to mention that women have gone through probably the most oppression than any other minority in the world. i think they`ve handled themselves with quite a lot more dignity than men have. so i applaud women. each gender has their flaws, but you can`t just stereotype either of us. sexism is just ignorance masked with pride and a false sense of superiority. but not all men are dicks :D

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Male 5
"...Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one..."

Oh dear god this man is an idiot no male word for sheep hmm... then what is a ram i ask you?

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Male 64
B-hazard. i think the great depression was more of a deficit. although im not 100% sure so dont go flaming me
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Male 53
i still think this website is stupid...and i dont care about any F*CKING studies...
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Female 657
I`m a girl and no matter how hard I wanted to laugh at this, I couldn`t.

I`m not offended, I just couldn`t get through it. -________-

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Female 338
I`m a girl, and I love this website, I think it`s hilarious.
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Male 7,933
According to Ricardian Economics debt just means we are spending more now and in the future we save. It doesn`t really matter.
The recession is because the bank gave loans to people who weren`t qualified and who drove the prices up. Jobs are lost for 2 reasons. First is the increase of minimum wage, second is the housing crisis which affects other jobs.
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Male 266
That website fixed my day. Awesome.

Also, st_jimmy. Gonna mock someone`s English, study it yourself. sheepsheepsheepsheep.

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Female 2,289
HAHA! I remember seeing this about a month ago and calling his other cell phone with a few words. By the way. If it wasn`t for us, all guys would be gay. Jesus wouldn`t have been born if it wasn`t for... oh yeah. A FEMALE. Men have penises to piss and...lets see... f*ck. Females are included in that. I have more but im not going to throw away my time on something retarded like dick.
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Male 2,958
All I know is we`re in a bigger deficit than we`ve ever been and that can`t be that great for the economy.

People are losing jobs, losing houses, and we`re throwing money at a war that was based on unfounded intel in the first place.

I`m not gonna pretend I know what the hell the gdp is as long as you don`t pretend that moron had nothing to do with the situation we`re in.

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Male 4,012
Glad I`m gay.

I don`t need to and don`t intend on spending gabajillion of dollars to secude a woman just to get into her pants.

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Male 7,933
^^^
Thats because we came off an all-time high in GDP. The banks are to blame for the recession not Bush.
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Male 2,958
I could swear we were on the edge of a recession.
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Male 2,958
managed to hold the economy together?

there is NO WAY in sh*t you are serious

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Male 97
"i feel a "top ten reasons women are better than men" post in the near future"

Yeah, but blatent lies are frowned upon.

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Male 97
"George Bush is a man
end of discussion"

Ya damn right. Bush removed two dictators from power, helped several countries become self governing democracies, has kept congress together despite a pooton of scandals and has managed to hold the economy together.

All Hilary Clinton has ever done was suck bill`s rooster twnety years ago, which she can`t even do right anymore.

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Male 2,958
-"Rams are male sheeps btw"

drating wrong.
Rams are their own species.-

there is no way in sh*t you`re serious.

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Male 9,305
HAH! Awww it`s so cute...he thinks he`s actually intelligent. That`s very funny. It`s like watching some hate-fueled meatbag try to make a speech and think they actually have a point.

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Male 97
"Rams are male sheeps btw"

drating wrong.
Rams are their own species.

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Male 97
It`s amazing how true all of this is.
Girls have a tendency to sit around and mope and hold grudges.
Men have a tendency to fight and get it over with.
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Male 221
You know, why should he correct his grammar? You completly understood what he meant so it dosen`t matter. I also love how the only people who got pissed off at this are women (except for a very select group of men who are probably gay anyway). But I would suppose thats the reason he says that no women are allowed on his website. Personally, I found it funny, that`s why I posted it. I`m sorry you women couldn`t and got all offended over some guy on the internet.
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Male 7,933
^^^
Because were in a position where we still can. Women can say this and it doesn`t really matter. Now if some man between 18-29 is married and his wife catches him on that website whether or not he was joking he`d be dead. I am enjoying the current freedom. Not going to last long though, enjoy while I still can. Okay im rambling. 2 day 3 hours sleep....
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Female 23
I like how these arguments are between boys 13-17 and women 18-29...
I`m not taking sides, and I`m in a current position to hate anyone with a penis, but, why are you even arguing?
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Male 7,933
"George Bush is a man
end of discussion"
George Bush took the nation to the highest GDP ever.
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Female 44
Hydro, I`m not trying to change your mind or gang up with people to change anything. I`m simply stating my opinion, so don`t assume anything.

And as a matter of fact, my fiance has dated me for over 3 years now, and just because I have "a lukewarm hole between my legs", that IS NOT the only reason he has dated me. You can even ask him if you`d like. So don`t you ever say anything like that to me again.

I`m officially done with this "conversation".

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Male 254
here, this is te comment thing where girls get roostery and guys just make fun of the insults. :D HOORAY FOR THE FAIL OF HUMANITY!
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Female 173
Ugh, based on the comments I feel this video isn`t even worth my time.
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Male 64
i really dont see why either sex should hate or look down upon the other, we both need eachother(i really dont care what scientific breakthrough makes this any different) even if we dont need them to reproduce... people need husbands/wives and even more importan, they need moms and dads
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Female 23
This is the biggest load of poo? Are they talking about 16 year old girls in high school or women? These men need to seriously reassess their situations and the "women" they are hanging around with.
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Male 340
The argument seems to have died. Think about what I said. I`m off to do some crap.
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Female 35
I`ve wished I was a guy one time... I work out in the woods doing manly things, it`d be easier to pee standing up. :(
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Male 317
she loves men
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Male 340
Aww, thanks rdawg. Sadly, insults mean nothing to me...This is the internet buddy. :-)

Also, ally, finding someone to back you up is useless. You aren`t going to change the way I think by gathering up your friends to attack me.

If you would just realize that no man would ever date you if you didn`t have a lukewarm hole between your legs, then we wouldn`t have this problem, would we?

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Female 44
rdawg, that actually makes a lot of sense.
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Male 64
"I have taken a vow of celibacy at sixteen years of age so obviously I won`t find someone to share my life with, because I`m not looking for someone."
this is his own little way of saying hes given up from too much rejection
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Female 2,228
Sarcasm Leg, speak it much?
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Female 1,984
"yeah i clicked that expecting something funny (like the aplhabet of manliness by maddox)and it has little tidbits, but i found it a little too sexist"

Oh, I have that book! Quite funny.

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Female 70
The funny thing is that this guy spent loads of time on this site (note how many articles there are) trying to prove a sad, flawed belief, and his top achievement was this pathetic list of ten poorly reasoned, borderline mentally challenged man-points. He seemed smarter on Dr. Phil.
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Male 340
Actually, ally, I -AM- quite happy being lonely. My life is so much better when I realize that I`ll never have to pay for a commodity such as yourself. :-)
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Female 2,228
Legacy, If you paid attention to what i said, you would find that i don`t find men useless. And, concerning the insult comment, i stand by what i said.
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Male 64
-give shade to your short friends
-hammer
-disciplining the kids(that didnt sound like a meant it to)
-balloon animals
-ruler
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Female 44
Well, I hope your happy being lonely.
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Male 317
oh man this is great.....absolutely great hahaha.....man-nuke into the man-ground!!!! classic
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Male 340
The written word is a wonderful thing. Being able to read it only furthers the experience.

It`s best not to attempt to hold an argument with me without reading what I had to say. I have taken a vow of celibacy at sixteen years of age so obviously I won`t find someone to share my life with, because I`m not looking for someone.

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Female 44
Well, Hydro, good luck finding someone to share your life with because you probably won`t with that kind of view.
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Female 2,228
OH,and BTW, learn to make sentances that actually make some sense hyrdo...
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Male 340
Form sentences that make sense? I find it humorous that you misspelled "sentences" there. That completely nullifies your post.

Your IQ will never surpass mine, taking into consideration that you have lived so much longer than me.

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Female 1,984
"and if it weren`t for us guys you women wouldn`t have been born......"
Actually, new research shows that two women can reproduce on their own without any men. It`s tricky though, but can be done.
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Female 17
someone needs to get laid...
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Male 328
i feel a "top ten reasons women are better than men" post in the near future
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Female 2,228
Oh, and learn how to form sentances that actually make sense BTW.
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Female 1,984
7) "Men wear watches..." So do women. And the point is? Go to Switzerland and almost everybody has a watch on. Oh, and the article mentioned women wearing bracelets - I don`t, and some men actually *do*.
8) "Boys destroy things." I love to destroy things too. And who can forget about Xena warrior princess? She could beat up anybody.
9) "Marriage is stupid." I agree, as odd as that may sound. I`ve always hated the idea of marriage.
10) "Men have penises." So what? And this reminds me of Freud`s theory that women have penis envy. *laughs*
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Male 340
"Hydro, um, you`re actually wrong..."

Mmmhm? Why shouldn`t we kill off all but a few of the female population and lock them up in 3x3 steel cages to use for reproduction? We could even modify genes to make men that could asexually reproduce.

Either way you`re still a commodity in my eyes. I will never have a child and have taken a vow of celibacy at a young age. The words "all women are NOT the same" mean nothing to me, and your discrimination only furthers this view point.

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Female 1,984
Haha... this was so stupid.
1) Tourette`s afflicts males and females.
2) I, a female, actually don`t talk much. I get annoyed listening to others talk.
3) "Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms..." Um, why would they do that?
4) "Women are racists" - reminds me of the song "Everyone`s a little bit racist". Key word: "everyone".
5) "Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate." - Tell that to writers, the women AND men writers.
6) "That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women." No, it means men, like the one who wrote this, are egotistic.
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Male 64
yeah i clicked that expecting something funny (like the aplhabet of manliness by maddox)and it has little tidbits, but i found it a little too sexist
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Female 9
Being a man sucked so bad I spent thousands of dollars to have a sex change operation. Life is so much better without all that stupid male junk and ego. Go ahead and trash me out like it matters what a bunch of little boys think. I think you all know what I mean by little.
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Male 340
"....i think that this "website" is f*cking stupid, whats funny is, is women have HIGHER IQ`s then men, i would say probably 70% of the time."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/4183166.stm
Can you argue with the tests taken by 100,000 people?

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Female 2,228
"From an evolutionary point of view, the male is not a necessity. Many species reproduce asexually by splitting, budding, or even hatching unfertilized eggs. Without the need for mixing genes there would only be asexually reproducing humans and they would all be women." Add that on to the fact that all fetuses in the womb start out female, and a clearer picture of the "useless one" comes into view. {Note: I do not consider men "useless" personally}
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Female 44
"You women realize that you have no place in this world at this time? Men don`t need women to reproduce. We have science on our side.
You women are just commodities."

Hydro, um, you`re actually wrong. You do indeed need women to reproduce. How else are you supposed to create the embryo from which a baby is formed? As humans, we are not asexual, so men do, in fact, need women to reproduce. Science can only do so much. It cannot create a baby from only sperm. A baby is formed by a sperm and an egg joining together. Apparently, you never payed attention in Science class.

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Female 694
Haha, I like this site.
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Male 53
....i think that this "website" is f*cking stupid, whats funny is, is women have HIGHER IQ`s then men, i would say probably 70% of the time. this guy is a sexist b*st*rd, and i bet he is completely passive in bed. this site is fail. f*ck him, and f*ck whatever guy on here uses his d*ck to think, rather than the one grafted on top.
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Male 340
QueenZira: Cloning, look it up.

Btw, is that not like the only female species on the planet that asexually reproduces?
Oh and you would have no clue what they were if it weren`t for that Cracked article that was up earlier this week. You got caught.

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Male 731
Sorry, I know we`re attempting humor, but I WORSHIP women!!!
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Male 188
sorry for triple post but one of "the proof" title was a "A dick in your ear"
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Female 2,228
Hydro: Parthenogenisis, Look it up.
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Male 188
lol and wtf one of the title was woman would vote for hitler
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Male 7,933
- pull-up bar
- third leg
- baseball bat
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Female 54
ah i forgot one more thing,

George Bush is a man
end of discussion

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Male 340
You women realize that you have no place in this world at this time? Men don`t need women to reproduce. We have science on our side.
You women are just commodities.
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Male 188
4 and 5 where stupid for 5 there a bunch of goddesses for 4 any one can were watches any one can where brancelette. this guy must be old
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Female 1,441
I just had to add that I couldnt be offended by this even if I tried. His reasoning is just that pathetic.
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Male 340
-Piano
-Type (Hint hint.)
-Push-ups
-Give it a hand
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Female 44
This guy is an non-nice individual, but this doesn`t bother me. In fact, it makes me laugh. I just think it`s hilarious how stupid some men are in this world.

Ahh, this immaturity and stupidty amuses me.

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Female 54
and destroying your habitat (earth) with your big man muscles...yeah thats smart...lol
I can just see this guy sitting there at his computer and going omg all the guys are going to love this! This guy just makes men look stupid, and males shouldnt be supporting him
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Female 1,441
Sounds like someone has had a VERY bitter experience in the past. I hope he has fun being alone for the rest of his life.
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Male 1,825
oh, and, girls, this is kinda your fault for creating this kind of guy. if you didnt fu*k douchebags, they wouldnt be vindicated and exist
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Female 157
I don`t hate girls/women that are prettier than me..:-)
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Female 54
I know this article is meant to be funny..i think, but those are the worst reasons ever thought up. Rams are male sheeps btw...this guy is so smart....haha
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Female 2,228
This guy is an a$$hole, the same one on Dr. Phil definately, and even though women may be able to breed parthenogenically that`s no world I want to live in. Men are good to have around, especially when sexism doesn`t factor into the equation.
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Male 2,958
Only thing good about this link is the amount of lovely young feminists that will come in to trash it.
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Male 1,825
he sounds like uncle ruckus on the boondocks
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Male 180
win
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Male 954
yeah basicaly dextrine men are just the capsules of genetic material woman are what actually carry the baby and if evolved enough, yes men can now technicaly be cut out of the equation, all there would be is x+x no x+y it may happen but eh why or why not neither is justified
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Male 7,933
"Men have penises. And what can you do with that, exactly, without a girl?"

Brag about how big it is.

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Female 16
I have now proved my point in my above statement. Read the articles titled "Every Woman is a Cheating Wh0re" and "Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty".

Clearly this is where this douches anger stems from. This guy needs therapy, not a website.

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Female 1,566
Men have penises. And what can you do with that, exactly, without a girl? Unless you`re gay, you`ve got pretty much one option. Your hand. How exciting.
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Female 128
a male sheep is called a ram. drattards.
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Male 7,933
"And my last statment.. if it wern`t for us girls, you boys wouldn`t be born"
Yes. But we would have the will to live.

(joking btw. It just seemed like a perfect comment)

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Female 188
._______. I went on the site im a girl what are you going to do about it?
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Male 483
pretty sure women would have evolved and found some way to undergo parthenogenesis.


the only thing i know for sure, women for some reason hate girls that look better than them

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Female 1,784
LOL Aeladil, your so right :)
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Female 16
How is hating your wardrobe racist? LOL.

Seriously, this guy is just upset because at some point in his miserable life, he was bested by a woman.

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Male 7,933
10.True.True
9.*spits water on screen and looks for towel*
8. I can actually verify this with a few sources
7."but setting the whole night ablaze with manness" That is going to be on my coffin
6. " squiggles and poo so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space." *spits again*
5. Jesus was a man. There is going to be an atheist comment somewhere.
4. I dont wear a watch. I just stare at the sun and I scare it into giving me the time
3.I hear the Man Show theme song playing in my head
2.I never thought I would see bon-bon in a sentence.
1. FREUD FTW!
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Female 513
Lorah, well.. same could be said for girls. Without boys girls wouldn`t be born.

And his parents definitely named him right: Dick.

He must be such a stud with the ladies.

Men are so funny; they make women go through millenia of degredation etc and then within the first 40 years of slowly adjusting the world`s view on equality, men can bitch about nothing but the fact they`re being descriminated against and their rights are being taken away etc.

Just goes to prove most men are total p*ssies.

Who`s the better sex now, Dick?! Who`s the better sex now! (and your hand doesn`t count).

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Male 418
ooooh.. callin dem girls out i see.
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Female 1,784
and let the fighting begin...

First off ouch to the tourette syndrom thing, because I actualy have Tourette syndrom :S
secoend, half off that is stero-typing because not all girls are like that.
And my last statment.. if it wern`t for us girls, you boys wouldn`t be born

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Female 15,763
Haha, "Men have penises."

Dick power, much?

"Men know writing is stupid."

I like this...

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Female 169
i must agree most girls a HUGE b*tchs!! Yay for non prep dimbos!
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Male 46
Is this the same guy as that one guy on Dr. Phil?
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Male 221
Link: Top 10 Reasons Men are Better than Women [Rate Link] - We all knew it was true and now we finally know why. (Note: No women are allowed on this site.)
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