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Date: 05/22/08 07:30 PM

211 Responses to Top 10 Reasons Men are Better than Women

  1. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Link: Top 10 Reasons Men are Better than Women - We all knew it was true and now we finally know why. (Note: No women are allowed on this site.)
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    jwcgator Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Is this the same guy as that one guy on Dr. Phil?
  3. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    i must agree most girls a HUGE b*tchs!! Yay for non prep dimbos!
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Haha, "Men have penises."

    Dick power, much?

    "Men know writing is stupid."

    I like this...

  5. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    and let the fighting begin...

    First off ouch to the tourette syndrom thing, because I actualy have Tourette syndrom :S
    secoend, half off that is stero-typing because not all girls are like that.
    And my last statment.. if it wern`t for us girls, you boys wouldn`t be born

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    kawawakaba
    123 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    and if it weren`t for us guys you women wouldn`t have been born......
  7. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    ooooh.. callin dem girls out i see.
  8. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Lorah, well.. same could be said for girls. Without boys girls wouldn`t be born.

    And his parents definitely named him right: Dick.

    He must be such a stud with the ladies.

    Men are so funny; they make women go through millenia of degredation etc and then within the first 40 years of slowly adjusting the world`s view on equality, men can bitch about nothing but the fact they`re being descriminated against and their rights are being taken away etc.

    Just goes to prove most men are total p*ssies.

    Who`s the better sex now, Dick?! Who`s the better sex now! (and your hand doesn`t count).

  9. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    10.True.True
    9.*spits water on screen and looks for towel*
    8. I can actually verify this with a few sources
    7."but setting the whole night ablaze with manness" That is going to be on my coffin
    6. " squiggles and poo so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space." *spits again*
    5. Jesus was a man. There is going to be an atheist comment somewhere.
    4. I dont wear a watch. I just stare at the sun and I scare it into giving me the time
    3.I hear the Man Show theme song playing in my head
    2.I never thought I would see bon-bon in a sentence.
    1. FREUD FTW!
  10. Profile photo of Harpie
    Harpie Female 18-29
    16 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    How is hating your wardrobe racist? LOL.

    Seriously, this guy is just upset because at some point in his miserable life, he was bested by a woman.

  11. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    LOL Aeladil, your so right :)
  12. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    pretty sure women would have evolved and found some way to undergo parthenogenesis.


    the only thing i know for sure, women for some reason hate girls that look better than them

  13. Profile photo of MUSICISSWEET
    MUSICISSWEET Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    ._______. I went on the site im a girl what are you going to do about it?
  14. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    "And my last statment.. if it wern`t for us girls, you boys wouldn`t be born"
    Yes. But we would have the will to live.

    (joking btw. It just seemed like a perfect comment)

  15. Profile photo of CharliMonsta
    CharliMonsta Female 18-29
    128 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    a male sheep is called a ram. drattards.
  16. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    Men have penises. And what can you do with that, exactly, without a girl? Unless you`re gay, you`ve got pretty much one option. Your hand. How exciting.
  17. Profile photo of Harpie
    Harpie Female 18-29
    16 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    I have now proved my point in my above statement. Read the articles titled "Every Woman is a Cheating Wh0re" and "Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty".

    Clearly this is where this douches anger stems from. This guy needs therapy, not a website.

  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    "Men have penises. And what can you do with that, exactly, without a girl?"

    Brag about how big it is.

  19. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    yeah basicaly dextrine men are just the capsules of genetic material woman are what actually carry the baby and if evolved enough, yes men can now technicaly be cut out of the equation, all there would be is x+x no x+y it may happen but eh why or why not neither is justified
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    USArmy3 Male 18-29
    180 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    win
  21. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    he sounds like uncle ruckus on the boondocks
  22. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    Only thing good about this link is the amount of lovely young feminists that will come in to trash it.
  23. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    This guy is an a$$hole, the same one on Dr. Phil definately, and even though women may be able to breed parthenogenically that`s no world I want to live in. Men are good to have around, especially when sexism doesn`t factor into the equation.
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    st_jimmy24 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    I know this article is meant to be funny..i think, but those are the worst reasons ever thought up. Rams are male sheeps btw...this guy is so smart....haha
  25. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    I don`t hate girls/women that are prettier than me..:-)
  26. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    oh, and, girls, this is kinda your fault for creating this kind of guy. if you didnt fu*k douchebags, they wouldnt be vindicated and exist
  27. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    Sounds like someone has had a VERY bitter experience in the past. I hope he has fun being alone for the rest of his life.
  28. Profile photo of st_jimmy24
    st_jimmy24 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    and destroying your habitat (earth) with your big man muscles...yeah thats smart...lol
    I can just see this guy sitting there at his computer and going omg all the guys are going to love this! This guy just makes men look stupid, and males shouldnt be supporting him
  29. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    -Piano
    -Type (Hint hint.)
    -Push-ups
    -Give it a hand
  30. Profile photo of aLLyp00h
    aLLyp00h Female 18-29
    44 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    This guy is an non-nice individual, but this doesn`t bother me. In fact, it makes me laugh. I just think it`s hilarious how stupid some men are in this world.

    Ahh, this immaturity and stupidty amuses me.

  31. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    I just had to add that I couldnt be offended by this even if I tried. His reasoning is just that pathetic.
  32. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    4 and 5 where stupid for 5 there a bunch of goddesses for 4 any one can were watches any one can where brancelette. this guy must be old
  33. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    You women realize that you have no place in this world at this time? Men don`t need women to reproduce. We have science on our side.
    You women are just commodities.
  34. Profile photo of st_jimmy24
    st_jimmy24 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    ah i forgot one more thing,

    George Bush is a man
    end of discussion

  35. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    - pull-up bar
    - third leg
    - baseball bat
  36. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    lol and wtf one of the title was woman would vote for hitler
  37. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    Hydro: Parthenogenisis, Look it up.
  38. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    sorry for triple post but one of "the proof" title was a "A dick in your ear"
  39. Profile photo of randyintwin
    randyintwin Male 50-59
    730 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Sorry, I know we`re attempting humor, but I WORSHIP women!!!
  40. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    QueenZira: Cloning, look it up.

    Btw, is that not like the only female species on the planet that asexually reproduces?
    Oh and you would have no clue what they were if it weren`t for that Cracked article that was up earlier this week. You got caught.

  41. Profile photo of RyuTsurugi
    RyuTsurugi Male 13-17
    53 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    ....i think that this "website" is f*cking stupid, whats funny is, is women have HIGHER IQ`s then men, i would say probably 70% of the time. this guy is a sexist b*st*rd, and i bet he is completely passive in bed. this site is fail. f*ck him, and f*ck whatever guy on here uses his d*ck to think, rather than the one grafted on top.
  42. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Haha, I like this site.
  43. Profile photo of aLLyp00h
    aLLyp00h Female 18-29
    44 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    "You women realize that you have no place in this world at this time? Men don`t need women to reproduce. We have science on our side.
    You women are just commodities."

    Hydro, um, you`re actually wrong. You do indeed need women to reproduce. How else are you supposed to create the embryo from which a baby is formed? As humans, we are not asexual, so men do, in fact, need women to reproduce. Science can only do so much. It cannot create a baby from only sperm. A baby is formed by a sperm and an egg joining together. Apparently, you never payed attention in Science class.

  44. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    "From an evolutionary point of view, the male is not a necessity. Many species reproduce asexually by splitting, budding, or even hatching unfertilized eggs. Without the need for mixing genes there would only be asexually reproducing humans and they would all be women." Add that on to the fact that all fetuses in the womb start out female, and a clearer picture of the "useless one" comes into view. {Note: I do not consider men "useless" personally}
  45. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    "....i think that this "website" is f*cking stupid, whats funny is, is women have HIGHER IQ`s then men, i would say probably 70% of the time."

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/4183166.stm
    Can you argue with the tests taken by 100,000 people?

  46. Profile photo of PaulaJenel
    PaulaJenel Female 50-59
    9 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    Being a man sucked so bad I spent thousands of dollars to have a sex change operation. Life is so much better without all that stupid male junk and ego. Go ahead and trash me out like it matters what a bunch of little boys think. I think you all know what I mean by little.
  47. Profile photo of rdawg
    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    yeah i clicked that expecting something funny (like the aplhabet of manliness by maddox)and it has little tidbits, but i found it a little too sexist
  48. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    Haha... this was so stupid.
    1) Tourette`s afflicts males and females.
    2) I, a female, actually don`t talk much. I get annoyed listening to others talk.
    3) "Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms..." Um, why would they do that?
    4) "Women are racists" - reminds me of the song "Everyone`s a little bit racist". Key word: "everyone".
    5) "Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate." - Tell that to writers, the women AND men writers.
    6) "That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women." No, it means men, like the one who wrote this, are egotistic.
  49. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    "Hydro, um, you`re actually wrong..."

    Mmmhm? Why shouldn`t we kill off all but a few of the female population and lock them up in 3x3 steel cages to use for reproduction? We could even modify genes to make men that could asexually reproduce.

    Either way you`re still a commodity in my eyes. I will never have a child and have taken a vow of celibacy at a young age. The words "all women are NOT the same" mean nothing to me, and your discrimination only furthers this view point.

  50. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    7) "Men wear watches..." So do women. And the point is? Go to Switzerland and almost everybody has a watch on. Oh, and the article mentioned women wearing bracelets - I don`t, and some men actually *do*.
    8) "Boys destroy things." I love to destroy things too. And who can forget about Xena warrior princess? She could beat up anybody.
    9) "Marriage is stupid." I agree, as odd as that may sound. I`ve always hated the idea of marriage.
    10) "Men have penises." So what? And this reminds me of Freud`s theory that women have penis envy. *laughs*
  51. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    Oh, and learn how to form sentances that actually make sense BTW.
  52. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    i feel a "top ten reasons women are better than men" post in the near future
  53. Profile photo of Xpianoplayer
    Xpianoplayer Female 13-17
    17 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    someone needs to get laid...
  54. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    "and if it weren`t for us guys you women wouldn`t have been born......"
    Actually, new research shows that two women can reproduce on their own without any men. It`s tricky though, but can be done.
  55. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Form sentences that make sense? I find it humorous that you misspelled "sentences" there. That completely nullifies your post.

    Your IQ will never surpass mine, taking into consideration that you have lived so much longer than me.

  56. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    OH,and BTW, learn to make sentances that actually make some sense hyrdo...
  57. Profile photo of aLLyp00h
    aLLyp00h Female 18-29
    44 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    Well, Hydro, good luck finding someone to share your life with because you probably won`t with that kind of view.
  58. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    The written word is a wonderful thing. Being able to read it only furthers the experience.

    It`s best not to attempt to hold an argument with me without reading what I had to say. I have taken a vow of celibacy at sixteen years of age so obviously I won`t find someone to share my life with, because I`m not looking for someone.

  59. Profile photo of Dave_is_Rad
    Dave_is_Rad Male 18-29
    317 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    oh man this is great.....absolutely great hahaha.....man-nuke into the man-ground!!!! classic
  60. Profile photo of aLLyp00h
    aLLyp00h Female 18-29
    44 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Well, I hope your happy being lonely.
  61. Profile photo of rdawg
    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    -give shade to your short friends
    -hammer
    -disciplining the kids(that didnt sound like a meant it to)
    -balloon animals
    -ruler
  62. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    Legacy, If you paid attention to what i said, you would find that i don`t find men useless. And, concerning the insult comment, i stand by what i said.
  63. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    Actually, ally, I -AM- quite happy being lonely. My life is so much better when I realize that I`ll never have to pay for a commodity such as yourself. :-)
  64. Profile photo of searenee
    searenee Female 13-17
    70 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    The funny thing is that this guy spent loads of time on this site (note how many articles there are) trying to prove a sad, flawed belief, and his top achievement was this pathetic list of ten poorly reasoned, borderline mentally challenged man-points. He seemed smarter on Dr. Phil.
  65. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    "yeah i clicked that expecting something funny (like the aplhabet of manliness by maddox)and it has little tidbits, but i found it a little too sexist"

    Oh, I have that book! Quite funny.

  66. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    Sarcasm Leg, speak it much?
  67. Profile photo of rdawg
    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    "I have taken a vow of celibacy at sixteen years of age so obviously I won`t find someone to share my life with, because I`m not looking for someone."
    this is his own little way of saying hes given up from too much rejection
  68. Profile photo of aLLyp00h
    aLLyp00h Female 18-29
    44 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    rdawg, that actually makes a lot of sense.
  69. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Aww, thanks rdawg. Sadly, insults mean nothing to me...This is the internet buddy. :-)

    Also, ally, finding someone to back you up is useless. You aren`t going to change the way I think by gathering up your friends to attack me.

    If you would just realize that no man would ever date you if you didn`t have a lukewarm hole between your legs, then we wouldn`t have this problem, would we?

  70. Profile photo of Dave_is_Rad
    Dave_is_Rad Male 18-29
    317 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    she loves men
  71. Profile photo of Imz
    Imz Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    I`ve wished I was a guy one time... I work out in the woods doing manly things, it`d be easier to pee standing up. :(
  72. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    The argument seems to have died. Think about what I said. I`m off to do some crap.
  73. Profile photo of paleopoet
    paleopoet Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    This is the biggest load of poo? Are they talking about 16 year old girls in high school or women? These men need to seriously reassess their situations and the "women" they are hanging around with.
  74. Profile photo of rdawg
    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    i really dont see why either sex should hate or look down upon the other, we both need eachother(i really dont care what scientific breakthrough makes this any different) even if we dont need them to reproduce... people need husbands/wives and even more importan, they need moms and dads
  75. Profile photo of GeMiNi0587
    GeMiNi0587 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    Ugh, based on the comments I feel this video isn`t even worth my time.
  76. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
    254 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    here, this is te comment thing where girls get roostery and guys just make fun of the insults. :D HOORAY FOR THE FAIL OF HUMANITY!
  77. Profile photo of aLLyp00h
    aLLyp00h Female 18-29
    44 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    Hydro, I`m not trying to change your mind or gang up with people to change anything. I`m simply stating my opinion, so don`t assume anything.

    And as a matter of fact, my fiance has dated me for over 3 years now, and just because I have "a lukewarm hole between my legs", that IS NOT the only reason he has dated me. You can even ask him if you`d like. So don`t you ever say anything like that to me again.

    I`m officially done with this "conversation".

  78. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    "George Bush is a man
    end of discussion"
    George Bush took the nation to the highest GDP ever.
  79. Profile photo of paleopoet
    paleopoet Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    I like how these arguments are between boys 13-17 and women 18-29...
    I`m not taking sides, and I`m in a current position to hate anyone with a penis, but, why are you even arguing?
  80. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    ^^^
    Because were in a position where we still can. Women can say this and it doesn`t really matter. Now if some man between 18-29 is married and his wife catches him on that website whether or not he was joking he`d be dead. I am enjoying the current freedom. Not going to last long though, enjoy while I still can. Okay im rambling. 2 day 3 hours sleep....
  81. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    You know, why should he correct his grammar? You completly understood what he meant so it dosen`t matter. I also love how the only people who got pissed off at this are women (except for a very select group of men who are probably gay anyway). But I would suppose thats the reason he says that no women are allowed on his website. Personally, I found it funny, that`s why I posted it. I`m sorry you women couldn`t and got all offended over some guy on the internet.
  82. Profile photo of Nezaru
    Nezaru Male 18-29
    97 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    It`s amazing how true all of this is.
    Girls have a tendency to sit around and mope and hold grudges.
    Men have a tendency to fight and get it over with.
  83. Profile photo of Nezaru
    Nezaru Male 18-29
    97 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    "Rams are male sheeps btw"

    drating wrong.
    Rams are their own species.

  84. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    HAH! Awww it`s so cute...he thinks he`s actually intelligent. That`s very funny. It`s like watching some hate-fueled meatbag try to make a speech and think they actually have a point.

  85. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    -"Rams are male sheeps btw"

    drating wrong.
    Rams are their own species.-

    there is no way in sh*t you`re serious.

  86. Profile photo of Nezaru
    Nezaru Male 18-29
    97 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    "George Bush is a man
    end of discussion"

    Ya damn right. Bush removed two dictators from power, helped several countries become self governing democracies, has kept congress together despite a pooton of scandals and has managed to hold the economy together.

    All Hilary Clinton has ever done was suck bill`s rooster twnety years ago, which she can`t even do right anymore.

  87. Profile photo of Nezaru
    Nezaru Male 18-29
    97 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    "i feel a "top ten reasons women are better than men" post in the near future"

    Yeah, but blatent lies are frowned upon.

  88. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    managed to hold the economy together?

    there is NO WAY in sh*t you are serious

  89. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    I could swear we were on the edge of a recession.
  90. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    ^^^
    Thats because we came off an all-time high in GDP. The banks are to blame for the recession not Bush.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    Glad I`m gay.

    I don`t need to and don`t intend on spending gabajillion of dollars to secude a woman just to get into her pants.

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    All I know is we`re in a bigger deficit than we`ve ever been and that can`t be that great for the economy.

    People are losing jobs, losing houses, and we`re throwing money at a war that was based on unfounded intel in the first place.

    I`m not gonna pretend I know what the hell the gdp is as long as you don`t pretend that moron had nothing to do with the situation we`re in.

  93. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    HAHA! I remember seeing this about a month ago and calling his other cell phone with a few words. By the way. If it wasn`t for us, all guys would be gay. Jesus wouldn`t have been born if it wasn`t for... oh yeah. A FEMALE. Men have penises to piss and...lets see... f*ck. Females are included in that. I have more but im not going to throw away my time on something retarded like dick.
  94. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    That website fixed my day. Awesome.

    Also, st_jimmy. Gonna mock someone`s English, study it yourself. sheepsheepsheepsheep.

  95. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    According to Ricardian Economics debt just means we are spending more now and in the future we save. It doesn`t really matter.
    The recession is because the bank gave loans to people who weren`t qualified and who drove the prices up. Jobs are lost for 2 reasons. First is the increase of minimum wage, second is the housing crisis which affects other jobs.
  96. Profile photo of cambriaseyes
    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    338 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    I`m a girl, and I love this website, I think it`s hilarious.
  97. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    I`m a girl and no matter how hard I wanted to laugh at this, I couldn`t.

    I`m not offended, I just couldn`t get through it. -________-

  98. Profile photo of RyuTsurugi
    RyuTsurugi Male 13-17
    53 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    i still think this website is stupid...and i dont care about any F*CKING studies...
  99. Profile photo of rdawg
    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    B-hazard. i think the great depression was more of a deficit. although im not 100% sure so dont go flaming me
  100. Profile photo of 20520582
    20520582 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    "...Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one..."

    Oh dear god this man is an idiot no male word for sheep hmm... then what is a ram i ask you?

  101. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    i like being a guy, but i absolutely hate sexism. it`s pointless.

    the Y chromosome is a crappy little mutation of the X chromosome, which is why we have so many more genetic disorders than women. and basically all his arguments described women as being lazy. well, women were the first of us to even start being industrious. women were the ones that did all the planting and herding and child raising and harvesting, etc. all we did was hunt and start wars. then men start removing woman from the working class world and turned them into frail unworkable people.

    not to mention that women have gone through probably the most oppression than any other minority in the world. i think they`ve handled themselves with quite a lot more dignity than men have. so i applaud women. each gender has their flaws, but you can`t just stereotype either of us. sexism is just ignorance masked with pride and a false sense of superiority. but not all men are dicks :D

  102. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    Haven`t read the comments so bear with me

    Genetic variation is necessary for a species to survive. If there are only women who can`t mingle at a genetic level, then all the organisms would be alike. Thus, it would only take a very small change to wipe them all out.

  103. Profile photo of jkahoon
    jkahoon Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    Dick is a dick.
  104. Profile photo of absinthe1200
    absinthe1200 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    i still like teh girlz. even if deyz turretzing all teh time
  105. Profile photo of xeden
    xeden Female 18-29
    19 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    I`m going to die of barfness after reading this
  106. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    I dont trust anyone who bleeds for a week solid, once a month and dosnt die!

    I joke. Women have the biological bits I like to kiss, lick, nibble, fondle, cover in whipped cream , drip candlewax onto, etc etc etc. I couldnt care less what this guy has to say. Look up the phrase "A$$hole" and you`ll see his picture underneath.


  107. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:26 pm
    Why is everyone taking this so seriously?

    Women are just TOO emotional. :-P

  108. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    Made me lol. This site serves two purposes - good for a chuckle, and shows the idiots that should be shot for their ignorance/stupidity/whatever.
  109. Profile photo of thejet316
    thejet316 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    "The argument seems to have died. Think about what I said. I`m off to do some crap."

    Meaning he`s off to steal his mom`s Victoria`s Secret catalogue and "use the bathroom".

  110. Profile photo of MANAX99
    MANAX99 Male 70 & Over
    132 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:54 pm
    This guy obviously isn`t serious, and is just trying to piss people off for laughs and have a good time.

    If you actually thought he was, be you man or woman, you`re a shame to your gender.

  111. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    I can`t tell if he`s making fun of women or men.
    It kind of sounds like both sometimes.

    I just hope he isn`t serious. Ahahaha

  112. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    Hooohaaa MAN POWER !
  113. Profile photo of OJpimpson
    OJpimpson Male 18-29
    44 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    It`s good to see a bunch of guys who finnaly balance out the whole feminazi movement, but females don`t get on my nerves THAT damn much...
  114. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    Hmmm. Appalling and, yet, amusing. Not sure how I`m supposed to feel about this. I mean, there`s nothing like some rock hard man-abs... I think we can all agree on that... but, being gay, I don`t feel like I have to dumb myself down when I`m around women. With straight guys I definitely do... they just don`t seem to catch on as quickly. *shrugs* I`ve only ever met MAYBE 4 or 5 straight guys who could keep up. That`s not a good sign.

    Anyway, I have manly man things to be doing... blowing stuff up and such. Haha

  115. Profile photo of HeartsGauia
    HeartsGauia Female 13-17
    66 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    Men get neutered women get spayed, which one can still have sex?
  116. Profile photo of youturnmeon
    youturnmeon Female 70 & Over
    245 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    NO NEVER..


    Im laughing a lot..actually im crying and laughing at the same time..


    this is so pathetic..like my salary

  117. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    And Dainty: penises rawk. Admit it. ;)

    No disrespect to the vaj gods or anything, but vaginas are just so... uh... inconvenient and messy. I definitely wouldn`t want one. Seriously: babies, cramps... other stuff (ehem)... no way, Mr. Tribeck. I`ll take "peeing standing up (for $500) any day."

    Well, unless vaj`s came with Corvettes (or something) to sweeten the deal. :P

  118. Profile photo of HeartsGauia
    HeartsGauia Female 13-17
    66 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:02 am
    Oh b.t.w women can kiss other women without looking queer.
  119. Profile photo of KisuneKisune
    KisuneKisune Male 13-17
    73 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:59 am
    Friday, May 23, 2008 12:02:05 AM
    "Oh b.t.w women can kiss other women without looking queer."


    Not that looking queer is a bad thing...

    Anyway, any and all debate is stupid and pointless. Society and nature relies on both sexes. There are some things men are better at, and there are some things women are better at. Please stop the senseless debates, they do nothing, and all this will be forgotten when this link hits the second page...

  120. Profile photo of Indolence
    Indolence Male 18-29
    90 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:36 am
    I found that extremely offencive, and utterly hillarious... brilliant.... idiot
  121. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:53 am
    I was hoping this would be funny. It failed.

    It`s a sad day when sexist satire gets raped by some dude with Asperger`s.

  122. Profile photo of sgalea1
    sgalea1 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 2:12 am
    Fail...
  123. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:12 am
    Meh, I found that whole thing pretty crap. It was just some nobhead trying to sound clever putting forward a completely stupid argument. Yawn.
  124. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:27 am
    I was prepared for many laughs when I saw the title of the link, but was sorely disappointed.
  125. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:30 am
    so where do gay men and butch lesbians fit into this??? I know women that are manlier than a woodchopper and men who would put Paris Hilton to shame...
  126. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:22 am
    OMG, people need to lighten up.
    He`s havin a laugh...not a great joke, but very few things on the net are.
    "our mighty, man-manly man-fists"
    Anyone who thinks he`s bein serious after this needs to switch off their computer and go calm down before mounting their high horse and making a list of how they don`t do the 10 things....

    Oh and HeartsGauia, both genders could still have sex after being (as you so delicately put it) "spayed" or "neutered"......I don`t really see your point.

    geez

  127. Profile photo of wolfio
    wolfio Male 18-29
    90 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:55 am
    i vote we make this guy our new leader...i like his thinking!
  128. Profile photo of chardrew
    chardrew Male 13-17
    11 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 5:12 am
    i think this is a joke
    not as men one of the few things we are good at is making fun of women
    i hope someone else didnt already say this
  129. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 5:43 am
    Hahahahaa I Lol`ed.

    What a miserable idiot. Apparently, he was rejected by the love of his life and has to take it out on the entirety of the female gender. Hahaha!!

    You find some sad lonely people on the Internet.

  130. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 5:50 am
    I think the article writer should turn gay, since he hates women that much.
    Or maybe he gets turned on by cars now..
  131. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 6:13 am
    Oh, that was amusing... I feel so sorry for anyone that believed that... XD
  132. Profile photo of TieDyePlatap
    TieDyePlatap Male 18-29
    75 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 6:18 am
    wow...people it`s a joke. it`s not terribley funny but it`s a joke none the less.
  133. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 6:27 am
    I typed:

    womenarebetterthanmen.com and it transfered me there!!!! (Again)

    and yeah, rules are meant to be broken.

  134. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 7:23 am
    At the end of the day.. yes Jesus was a man but if God had gone to Joseph and said, "You`re pregnent with my son, rejoice!" I think he`d have hung himself.
  135. Profile photo of jasonbradm
    jasonbradm Male 18-29
    50 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 7:31 am
    HeartsGauia
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    15 Posts Thursday, May 22, 2008 11:54:25 PM

    Men get neutered women get spayed, which one can still have sex?

    I really wasn`t going to chime in on this one, but that comment drug me into it. You are an absolute moron. A man gets his vas deferens cut so that no SPERM is released when he is cuming. A women gets her tubes tied so that no sperm can reach the egg. Both parties are still very capable of having sex. I seriously have not heard anything that retarded in a long time. U really should stay in school for as long as you can.
    And ladies, Pay no attention to Hydro. That vow that he was speaking up has seriously affected his sence of right and wrong. I also dont give a damn what some of these other guys say. You women make the world go around. I usually go the route of the devil`s advocate on these things, but woman really are great. They are usufull in so many ways. cooking cleaning sex.?.?. HMMM? What else are they usef

  136. Profile photo of shelerella
    shelerella Female 18-29
    160 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 8:16 am
    ROFL...That is what makes this list great, it points out why (some) men are idiots.
  137. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 8:49 am
    uhhh...Number 5 is wrong....

    the entire pagan idea is established around a matriarchal theology i believe....

    and i dont know a lot about christianity, but dont christians/catholics respect Mary as much (almost) as jesus? hmmmmm

  138. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 9:06 am
    The only men that can get away with slagging women off like this are men that are too ugly/arrogant/stupid to get sex with a woman who isn`t a council house dwelling baby producing crack addict.

    Thats why I have to disagree with all of this ^_^

  139. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 9:09 am
    Why did he call it a man-womb? Because the idea of that freaked me out.
  140. Profile photo of smilodonna
    smilodonna Female 18-29
    11 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Joke or not, just another moron with a hate-filled tirade. Yawn, next.
  141. Profile photo of tazmania435
    tazmania435 Female 13-17
    76 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 9:24 am
    Women are definitely better.
    I mean.. Come on, We can wear skirts AND trousers.
    Scotish men can just about get away with wearing a skirt =)
  142. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 9:34 am
    I actually think this was written by a woman. They`re really mocking themselves.
  143. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 9:41 am
    I think the only reason this guy writes this malarkey is because it`s the only way women will give him attention... have you seen this guy? With his super-fly wrap-around sunglasses? He looks like a child molester.
  144. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:01 am
    Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life. -
    While physically, you might be stronger, most of the kindness, gentleness and understanding that keeps others from SUICIDE, comes from women. Women have children (male and female) women take care of things more efficiently, and see more detail. Women tend to save men’s butts at work, and in problems with their friends. Most therapists are women.

    Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man.
    - a man who was BORN from a WOMAN, which wouldn’t have happened unless that woman was GREAT and OBEYED the Lord.

  145. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:01 am
    Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to drat the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day.-
    No, actually, marriage is a practice that began when people began to “separate” more often leading to a practice called “divorce”. Before the time of actual “ceremony,” people knew a little thing called “let your yes be yes and your no be no,” and they did not take vows. Instead, if they said to a woman, “you are my wife,” and they slept with her, then she was, and was until death. When people began separating more, others believed that saying “vows” and “pledging” in front of more people ritualistically would keep them together longer. Not so as we can see, but yeah.
  146. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:01 am
    Men are helpless without women, and most men are UNFAITHFUL and leave when the situation calls for it the most (this is by observation). Most men will have a few kids, and then take off with the younger, more able woman, leaving behind his wife, his promises and his children for a lifetime of abandonment issues. I don’t really hold men that highly. The only ones I do, are my father for doing what was right, and my husband for not being like ANY of this.
  147. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:23 am
    boring article guy obviously had his ass kicked by she-males and femles one to many times in his life,

    thats my statement idc bye

  148. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:24 am
    and if it weren`t for us guys you women wouldn`t have been born......
    TRUE

    I don`t hate girls/women that are prettier than me..
    FASLE

    No one has ever made a woman a god makes PERFECT sence GOD, moses, jesus to name a few :)

    TRUE

  149. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 11:30 am
    i think its funny how seriously people are taking this guy
  150. Profile photo of chris1337
    chris1337 Male 13-17
    180 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 11:35 am
    I pretty much agree with hydra...well...at least the girl in my schools are..freaking wearing one inch skirts...some girl (whore) at my school said she would &)^) me for a soda.... ._. ..whore
  151. Profile photo of MaruDashi
    MaruDashi Female 18-29
    237 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    The whole God thing stems from what religion you are. Pegans have TONS of female gods.
    Anyway, this was a funny article. Espically the "men arent racist" part. KKK anyone? Hitler anyone?
    I think the comments are the site were better though. "Your flawless logic" comment really got me laughing. Someone seemed to fall for propaganda very easliy xD
    But I will agree: most women can be evil very creatures
  152. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    guys were created first because god needed a sloppy copy ;)
  153. Profile photo of XxXRachael
    XxXRachael Female 13-17
    25 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    This jackass is just mad because he either
    A.)Can`t get a woman to save his life
    B.)At a point in his life,he was terrible humiliated by woman who was smarter than him.

    This dude is just a pissy bitch moaning and groaning about stupid poo. And he says women complain? Hah! Look at the pot calling the kettle black

  154. Profile photo of Jugganaut
    Jugganaut Male 13-17
    65 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    Reminds me of Maddox
  155. Profile photo of XxXRachael
    XxXRachael Female 13-17
    25 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    And by the way,this mo-fo is so damn gay it`s not even funny.

    He loves men so much and hates women. Sounds a little faggoty

  156. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    God created Adam first, then he saw that he was lonely, so, he pulled a woman out of Adams ribcage, or something. That means women only exist so that man might not feel so very lonely, or in other words, be lower then man. Wow, i love the bible. I don`t know why christian men aren`t sexist anymore, the bible is loaded with that Shiet.
  157. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    men are just pissed because women are taking their jobs. Survival of the fittest and we`re winning. haha. jk.
  158. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    It`s funny how alot of ladies are being offended though. I mean, obviously it`s a comedy site, right?
  159. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    ""this is so pathetic..like my salary"

    LOL!!!!

    And LKJslain, men get married so they (well, so we believed) can get sex atleast every once in a while. being unfaithful is just the process of not getting some.


    SilentFray: "God gave woman so much its only fair that the government takes some away" Mark Twain.

    "I pretty much agree with hydra...well...at least the girl in my schools are..freaking wearing one inch skirts...some girl (whore) at my school said she would &)^) me for a soda.... ._. ..whore"

    Me too. Im glad soda is cheap

  160. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    I think there are other reasons that men need women. Not just for sex. A man has a feelings and emotions too. He has fears and doubts. Its not something that can be discussed with his guy friends. When a man is around his other man friends he feels the need to present himself as self assured and confident, and that they`re in control of their life. It`s not a negative thing thats just the way it is.

    With a women he can talk about those thing. He can communicate those doubts and fears and feelings with her. And she will listen to him and understand him. Men need that softer side to balance them out. Or you become cold and guarded and unable to love.

  161. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    "I think there are other reasons that men need women. Not just for sex. A man has a feelings and emotions too. He has fears and doubts"

    Yeah, no. A man talks about that to women for 1 reason. I can safely say that men dont have feelings.

  162. Profile photo of Clarkie_3
    Clarkie_3 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    A. Its called artificial insemination. Girls can easily be born without guys.
    B. A male sheep is called a ram
    C. None of my guy friends wear watches
    D. That guy (and all who agree with him) are idiots.
  163. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    176 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    That was just stupid.
  164. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    number 2 completely contradicts itself.
    it says marriage is stupid but
    it says it works because it wa created by men... so thats not a burn on women at all.
    also it says it`s invented by stupid minds.
    haha
  165. Profile photo of doesntloveu
    doesntloveu Female 18-29
    139 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    alot of women are like that unfortumatly
    but it doesnt mean that all women are like that
    and the points he made are just dumb
    like a mans better than a woman cause he wears a watch
    i wear a watch too, alot of women do
    its not new thing

  166. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    Wow, this kind of thread is the reason ive been coming back to IAB for over 4 years. Come on people. Really? Really??? If only people put this much time and energy into something useful...
  167. Profile photo of kulekaitlyn
    kulekaitlyn Female 13-17
    111 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    admit it guys....you couldn`t live without us. guys just like to pretend they hate girls so that they can pretend they can control us/be in charge. in your dreams. can you say "WHIPPED"??? =]
  168. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    lol No religion has had women leading it!
    Ever heard of Paganism? First religion in the world. It seemed like back then, people had a whole lot less self concern and alot more concern for the whole. They knew what to respect. And what did they respect? Women and nature.
  169. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    There are some women i respect, but only few. There are very little musically talented women that are famous and that is prolly what i hate the most. Music is a very big part of my life and most female music idols suck balls. I could maybe name 50... Hannah Montana, Cheetah girls, Britney Spears, Ashley/Jessica Simpson, ect.
  170. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    LOL! LMFAO! Are you serious? This guy has a little man-pride and all the women get pissy. I mean like, damn, freakin` serious? I don`t think I saw once he said "Women are stupid, retarded, or queer"

    He also never said we couldn`t live without women.
    And just because that fact is true doesn`t make you instantly the dominant gender.


    Oh, hey, nice avatar kickass9.

  171. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    I can`t be offended by this. It`s too stupid.
  172. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    wow that site is...just wow. i was looking at the other links (just looking, no clicking) and they were all bashing on women. xD wow.
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    If you agree with this then just go be gay and leave the women alone without your `manness`. You are born from a woman so deal with them because they`re gonna be around for a while.
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    zevie Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    This kind of thing really worries me. I saw the Dr. Phil post before, and the person who created this website seems intelligent and reasonable. Having such a person promoting these opinions with such faulty reasoning and such a tone of hatred is disturbing, regardless of whether it`s a joke or "just" an internet website (I believe he has a book as well ... ?). It`s clear from the response he gets that not everyone can discern whether or not he`s serious or how much of the material he thinks should be applied to how women are really viewed and treated. He`s either extremely irresponsible about any impact he has, or he really does want to promote hatred of women. While I have to respect his right to free speech, it seems to me that the statements on his site such as, "Every woman is a cheating wh*re," and "Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of sh*t," go beyond disrespect. This is hate literature.
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    WhitbyDragon Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    Drat him. Drat him right in the ear.
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    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    here`s a very simple statement that I hope at least one person on this site can agree with:
    You can`t lump all women into a single category
    and.....
    You can`t lump all men into a single category

    enough said

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    MissWorld878 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    if it wasn`t for woman, men wouldn`t be alive :) as simple as that. man and woman are as one ^^ F*** you racists!<3
  178. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    I can agree with Alanda. And MissWorld878 this isnt racist, it`s sexist you idiot.
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    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    For number 4: Why don`t women need to wear watches? Because there`s a clock in the kitchen! Also, I hate when people write in cursive. I can barely read my own cursive writing, and definetly not other peoples`.

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    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Most of this stuff is stereo-type... not all girls are like that! I definetly am not, because I`m a huge tomboy and I agree with some of them.

    I don`t actually have Tourettes, but it seems like I do because I`m always shouting weird stuff for no reason, and when I get mad I swear a whole lot.

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    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    Ok guys, sorry for multi-posting, but this is my last post.

    You can`t lump all women into a single category
    and.....
    You can`t lump all men into a single category

    Very well said. I completely agree.

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    even my girlfriend wAS agreeing with some of them
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    Tigergirl990 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    and i was watching a show and the y chromozone of males is shrinking, experts say that within the next millon years the male race with complete disapear, and women will rule the earth.

    And if your about to say women can`t birth without men think again, There`s a species of whiptail lizards completly composed of females. They act out sex and their two systems work together. SO HA

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    ^^^^
    Does that explain all of the sissy girly men? Yeah everyones going soft now, I blame the 70s.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    "admit it guys....you couldn`t live without us. guys just like to pretend they hate girls so that they can pretend they can control us/be in charge. in your dreams. can you say "WHIPPED"??? =]"

    All the guys in my school are whipped. It sucks because to get a girl you have to be their bitch practically. I still get by on my natural sexiness.

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    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    this is pretty dumb... cuz i have tourettes :)
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    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    I like the comments underneath the article, especially the people that are taking this uber-seriously.
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    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    LFMAO Jesus was a man
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    neonsharpie Female 18-29
    172 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    I can easily disagree with number 5.

    Clearly they`ve never heard of Wicca.

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    Jadesy Female 18-29
    154 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    I went...and I wanted to laugh...I was expecting to laugh...but I was just offended... ._. It`s like...he`s trying to be funny..almost....but all the real hate in there makes it not funny. I tried to laugh, I really did D: And I don`t feel bad because it`s true. It`s not. I feel bad because it`s so damn mean without being that funny. o_o
  191. Profile photo of emily1494
    emily1494 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    ok that was totally un-funny. this guy is putting down all women probably just because he`s been cheated on or his mom beat him as a kid.
    not all women are like that. that guy is an idiot.
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    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
    156 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    Dude, I wear a watch... bracelets just pinch at your skin and aren`t good for anything but blinding someone`s eyes. They don`t help when you`re holding a gamecube controller, either.
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    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    ummm.....wow wtf....im sure he didnt get any after writing that poo...
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    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    lol wowwwwwwww. first off, it wasnt nice to talk about tourettes because i have a mild case of it, AND i know a boy in my choir that has it. =|

    and just because that guy has no luck with the ladies doesnt mean that he has the right to be so degrading =|

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    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:55 am
    i love a good bit of old fashioned sexism lets throw in a bit of homophobia maybe even some racism :D
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    XxZoexX Female 13-17
    42 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 2:32 am
    Good luck with existing :)
  197. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 5:46 am
    MEN NEED WOMEN AND WOMEN NEED MEN! lets just leave it at that!
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    Lovelivelife Female 13-17
    41 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 6:34 am
    Yea men do have penises but women have Vaginas without make your penis pretty worthless. <3
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    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:45 am
    Why are most of the women (and some men, too) on here taking that site so seriously? It`s a joke; laugh and move on.

    I personally thought it was hilarious.

    Also, why are people getting all butthurt over the Tourette Syndrome thing? That`s like me saying "You shouldn`t make fun of fat people."

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    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
    275 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    "A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your drating man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important poo is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a drating fastidious manner, so get the drat ready,’ says a ticking watch. "

    wow, i laughed my ass off at that. i literally do NOT have an ass anymore.

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    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    heh lol...hes says drating at least 10 times in there
  202. Profile photo of that70s_show
    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    whoa whoa whoa...when did we start getting censored?
  203. Profile photo of thesandwich
    thesandwich Male 18-29
    150 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    ehhh, it was kinda funny, i can understand the tourett`s for some women,

    like the ones that can gab really fast for five minutes, and i don`t notice them breath, i`ve seen many do that and i stopped them for the fear that they were going to asphixate or just hyperventalate.

    as for the wardrobe i`m reminded of a the mourning for extra cirricular, where told we have to be out the hotel, packed up, and on the bus by 7:15, okay, i set the alarm for 6:20 when it goes off i wake my bunkmates they say okay, and i decide not to get up right away, we all fall back asleep, i wake up look over at the clock and see it is 7:12 ohh sh*t. i yell dude we got three minutes, three guys get dressed from boxers into suits, brush teeth, pack up and on the bus by 7:15 exact, we have to wait because a room full of girls who got up at 6:00 are still getting ready, so that`s my arguement

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    BEAN_ME Male 13-17
    103 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    "ummm.....wow wtf....im sure he didnt get any after writing that poo..."

    Get any what? Poon? Yeah, but that`s probably because there wasn`t any poon there in the first place.

    "Good luck with existing :)"

    Thanks, it`s good to know I`m supported in my never-ending quest to exist.

    "Yea men do have penises but women have Vaginas without make your penis pretty worthless. <3"

    Every man on this earth who masturbates begs to differ.

    "and i was watching a show and the y chromozone of males is shrinking, experts say that within the next millon years the male race with complete disapear, and women will rule the earth."

    If humans can even LAST that long, I swear to God I`ll be sh*tting my pants in heaven. And it will be manly xD

  205. Profile photo of PlaceboXD
    PlaceboXD Female 13-17
    6 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    well in my opinion i would hate to be a boy with all those dangly bits :/
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    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    I like how most of the girls commenting are like "OMG that guy is such a dick to stereotype women, men are such <insert sterotype>" It`s awesome. Anyway, it`s a joke guys. Get over it.
  207. Profile photo of thxfrthmmrs
    thxfrthmmrs Female 13-17
    46 posts
    May 26, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    The part about women not wearing watches is totally not true. I wear a watch, and I am a woman. Also, writing is a very important form of communication.
  208. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 26, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    i bet $10 he lives alone or with his parents
  209. Profile photo of Nataly
    Nataly Female 18-29
    71 posts
    May 26, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    In Russian language there is a word for a male sheep and it`s much more offensive than the one for the female. The author`s linguistic fail! (or someone`s national one?..)
  210. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 5:09 am
    the reason this is given any notice is because it is true. this guy is a genius!

    males who are dissing this guy for his views aren`t real men. end of story.

  211. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:02 am
    Men MADE women suffer through millenia of degradation? If women are so great, why couldn`t they stop the men from pushing them around?

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