Thong Robbers

Submitted by: nicholelibra 8 years ago Weird
http://www.denverpost.com/ci_9421302?source=rss

Robbers wear thongs as masks during a robbery--with pics and video! You have the right to remain sexy.
There are 41 comments:
Male 392
....only in America
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Male 238
He also had a pink backpack...
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Female 21
Hahaaaaa
If I was working there and they came in with thongs on their heads to rob me,
I`d probably start laughing my ass off.
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Female 221
DlireTodm: Hey cool! I`ve probably seen you around before, since we`re almost the same age and live near each other in little A-town. I work about two minutes from there too. What high school did you go to?
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Female 221
This happened between my house and where I work! Haha crazy. My town has 15 minutes of fame for The Thong Robbers. XD
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Female 1
oh dear...just 2 minuets away from where i work... stupid colorado
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Female 1,134
yeah.... Dumbfu*ks if your going to steal from a store you better cover up compleaty and make sure its at night and not broad daylight jesum...
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Female 2,196
haha those guys are weird
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Female 194
hmmm. that`s really... weird.
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Female 15,763
Umm... ew.
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Female 254
OH MY GOD.
IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS
D: YET IT`S SO DISGUSTING.
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Male 1,053
Not as bad as This This Or This
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Female 176
lol
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Female 532
freddyferret, headphones come in handy :)

And WHY did they think not covering up their tattoos was a good idea?!

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Male 11,740
I love the fact that there are tons of links here now that are NSFW for language but no one bothers to warn us. I`m just waiting for someone to get fired for playing one of these, not knowing they`re about to get the F bomb dropped about 50 times.
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Male 513
Can`t see the face? Well, yes, you can, sort of, but just the way they are dressed and their tatoos will give them away in public. They`ll be caught in no time.
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Male 680
yeah shellie. i wondered which one they meant too..

for all those who dont know wat aussie thongs are.. i think u guys call em flipflops?

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Male 199
where is sisqo when you need him??
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Female 4,197
hmm thongs are shoes here... brings a new meaning to it...
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Female 465
`Anyone with information on the THONG BANDITS is asked to contact the Arvada police` Bwahahahaha!
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Female 1,071
"He was last seen wearing a blue thong over his face." I know it`s already been said a coupla times but LMAO anyway!! xD
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Male 29
OK........ Obviously they are complete losers
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Female 4,197
I just hope they were clean...

takes undie sniffing to new levels I guess

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Male 822
omfg...

how stupid can people seriously be?

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Female 23
This is great, I should start wearing my thongs on my head.
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Female 1,142
Those things must`ve rode up the massive dents in their heads that allowed them to think wearing thongs to conceal their identity during a robbery was a good idea...
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Female 1,212
"i read thong robots. was wondering why the thongs even mattered win robots are committing robbery.

just noticed that i managed to read robbery right but read the first 2 robbers as robots."
Nice.

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Female 744
It just doesn`t seem like thongs would make such a good disguise. =/
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Female 169
so thats where my grndmothers thong went,she said she was missing her special blue ones

they have such originality,i think we should award them or something

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Male 1,142
i read thong robots. was wondering why the thongs even mattered win robots are committing robbery.

just noticed that i managed to read robbery right but read the first 2 robbers as robots.

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Male 637
And not theirs. (Sorry for the double-post.)
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Male 637
Wooow... I just really hope they were new, and not pre-worn.
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Male 179
diamond shamrocks, i remember those. i didnt know they were still around. they had the best hotdogs there.
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Male 551
"He was last seen wearing a blue thong over his face." hm.............easy enough....XD
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Female 583
Right. Why is it as soon as I saw that it was on the denverpost.com I wasn`t surprised? God, that happened 10 minutes from where I live. So pathetic...
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Male 551
EPIC
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Male 1,766
I give them points for origanality
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Male 788
HAHA thats exactly what iu thgouth i liked pissed my pants laughing HAHAA
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Male 340
"He was last seen wearing a blue thong over his face."

LOL as if he was still going to be wearing it.

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Male 788
HAHAHA Rad
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Female 663
Link: Thong Robbers [Rate Link] - Robbers wear thongs as masks during a robbery--with pics and video! You have the right to remain sexy.
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