The Crappy Facts of Life

Submitted by: pcusa 9 years ago in Funny
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Father explains the bitter high and lows of life to his son. Anyone who"s a child of divorce will appreciate this one.
There are 53 comments:
Male 1,140
6 months later and its still funny
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Female 254
I am Hazel, and I approve of this message!

Lol, I wish more parents were like this.

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Female 321
"love is like a fluffy buttermilk pancake filled with glass dust"

best line about love ever! XD

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Male 85
maybe even a boy
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Female 221
Happy Thanksgiving was the best part. That was hilarious.
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Female 69
How good would life be if thats what the teachers taught you in school
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Male 91
I don`t have a point, just felt like typing it.
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Male 381
Yes Fizzlez but is that evidence for or evidence against?
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Male 4,246
Worst. Thanksgiving. EVER. :-(
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Male 91
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!
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Female 121
I don`t think that was honest at all! The guy just took a very pessimistic view of everything and decided to force that on his kid - it was quite funny, how it was done, though.
But no one can say that we do just disappear after death any more than they can say that we don`t - so just because that`s the most depressing view to take doesn`t mean it`s the most likely. Same for the marriage thing - many marriages do work, and the people in them are very happy.
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Male 522
Wow a father being honest with his kids. Why should that be funny?
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Male 9,305
That was so very wrong...and funny.
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Female 878
That little girl at the end was adorable.
And oh so corruptible...
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Female 2,289
My dad was like that sometimes. I would have to say funny.
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Female 4,447
As a child of divorce, I totally appreciate the horrible bluntness of this video. Bravo!
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Female 316
dude, this is brilliant. if only adults were that blunt about everything. kids would toughen up quicker and they could save us the trauma of realizing santa isn`t real and dreams don`t come true.

*favorite*

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Female 37
That kid was sooo cute! Poor lil` guy...

Funny as hell video :)

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Male 1,036
depressing
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Male 1,204
Ahhh sac religiousness is always the best part of our day! :D
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Female 15,763
"That`s because mommy hates herself!"
SAD!
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Male 134
Reminded me of my own father.
`Cept my dad was an actual ass about it.

Convinced me I`d die young,
Told me it wasn`t my fault that my mum left, but I didn`t help.
Actually once told me he`d dropped me on purpose as a baby.

Yeah.
I Just LOVE my dad.
:)

x.

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Female 188
I laughed at that...LOL
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Male 65
You can tell it`s the kid`s fault his mom left.
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Female 2,196
Haha that`s funny =P either way the kid would probably figure out all that in a few years
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Male 648
I thought this was the worst thing ever untill I got to the end, then it all made sense :D
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Male 33
Did anyone else catch the name of the show they`re (I guess) touring with? It was at the end of the credits. "Life is like a fluffy buttermilk pancake filled with glass dust." Or something very similar.

All in all one of the funniest things I`ve seen on here in a while. :)

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Female 204
haha "thats because mommy hates herself!"
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Male 2,028
Ha, Happy Thanksgiving made me lol.
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Female 1,211
Funny & sad...
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Male 2,616
The looks on the kid`s face are the best part.
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Female 24
I want to marry a man like him *is serious*
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Male 65
holy poo...if my dad raised me like that i would have killed myself right awawy...but still amazingly funny
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Female 375
lmfao thats so funny.
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Female 262
You know this is how I would raise my children.
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Female 464
I APPROVE! : D
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Female 2,220
Anyone else think he looks like Cameron from Ferris Buller`s Day Off?
(God I love that film)
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Male 219
I lol`d
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Female 71
The good point is that there is truth besides the daddy`s "lessons". I still feel sad though :-(
PS Oh yeah, good video.
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Female 128
wow, story of my life.
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Male 1,148
XD that was awesome... I would so do that in his situation.
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Male 3,301
Looks like PartyCentralUSA is the latest IAB advertising star.
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Female 297
"lots of girls will love you, maybe even a boy" ROFL
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Male 167
That guy reminds me of Dr. Cox from Scrubs. But I don`t know why yet...
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Male 254
"Mommy just hates herself!"
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Male 505
To me, i found that really funny. Which is pretty bad. Because literally, my parents just split like, last week.
And I definitely get the idea that this is the sort of stuff i have to look forward to.
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Male 511
a bit less funny cuz the kid has the same name as me...
i felt as if the dad was talking to me
but still funny "no princess, mommy just hates herself!"
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Female 73
What a wonderful outlook on life.

/sarcasm

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Male 1,244
Sacreligious, but funny
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Male 240
Completely right about the first bit, and more! Genius! 4/4!
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Male 1,455
Best god damn father in the world. /nosarcasm
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Male 474
"...But, you could die tomorrow, or next week, or something."

Ahaha.

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Male 5
Link: The Crappy Facts of Life [Rate Link] - Father explains the bitter high and lows of life to his son. Anyone who`s a child of divorce will appreciate this one.
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