The 8 Types of Annoying People Inside Starbucks

Submitted by: rycanto 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/21/8-types-of-annoying-people-youll-find-inside-starbucks/#more-1395

And I seem to encounter each and every one of them when I"m there.
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Female 141
I hate starbucks, and when i am forced to go in i complain :)
and say how much i hate it.
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Male 110
BTW, the whole 69 thing is kinda weird.
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Male 110
$5.00 coffee ain`t my bag. Didn`t even click the link, but it fails. Anything to promote that poo makes me sick.

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Male 3,296
right on it
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Female 66
Hmm, I suppose I come closest to the study group. I`ll go there and read or study once in awhile. I used to hate coffee and never thought I would step a foot into a Starbucks, yet there I am.
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Female 46
This is why I avoid Starbucks.
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Female 188
Ive never had to deal with any people like that at a starbucks. O_o
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Male 637
I get the little Mocha Frappuccino glass thingies from the store, going to an actual starbucks is damned expensive, and annoying.
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Male 85
yay starbucks!
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Male 213
You really wanna know what I can`t stand? The dratin` people who go to those overly liberal coffee places and just "hippie" it up. I can`t stand dratin` hippies. And NO, i`m not conservative, so calm down before you all have heart attacks. I can`t stand that, and the word barista? WTF is that? can`t you just say server? coffee maker? jesus does everyone need a title? "Oh, how DARE YOU call him a plumber, he`s a `Pipe Irrigation Specialist.`"
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Female 1,002
I`ve seen those people in Starbucks before.
I don`t mind Starbucks, but I don`t like some of the people that go there, like the stereotypes shown here. Their coffee isn`t too good, it`s too milky, but some of their cakes and muffins are really tasty. =3
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Male 9,305
Nytewulf: Excuse me, but have you ever been a barista before?

How about one during the holidays when no one has enough shift time to train you and there`s a huge line? How about in that line there are customers who have even less sense than you do about how the register works?

Ever spilled scalding hot coffee on yourself more than twice in the same day, hot shot?

Nah...I didn`t think so. If you did, you wouldn`t be so miffed about an insignificant tip jar that the majority doesn`t notice anyway.

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Female 1,398
I hate coffee period, I`m never going to drink the stuff, but I still hate Starbucks because everything else in there is overpriced and tastes like crap.
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Female 70
The starbucks i go in only has Uni kids chilling out, middle aged people warmng up before heading off into town or large groups of `alternative kids`. Those 8 annoying groups of people go across the road to the lounge...
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Female 178
How do you know your not one of them?
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Female 2,258
There are three Starbucks all within the same mall plaza in Bangor; one in the mall, a stand-alone, and one in the Target. There is one of those look-a-likes in Borders, too. Starbucks has also taken over many of the rest-stops throughout Maine off the highway. It`s like Maine has become yuppie central. Doesn`t stop me from getting one of those hot apple cider drinks they have in the winter though. So good... tastes like apple crisp.
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Male 124
I pity the interns....can`t really blame them, can we??
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Female 706
I don`t like coffee. I got hot chocolate, the few times I`ve been there. There`s only two starbucks in my area and they decided to set up right down the street from each other (one is in a bookstore). I laugh at that.
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Female 1,496
and by real coffee I mean instant. Just like gram used to make. Before she died. After drinking Taster`s Choice. Although I don`t think it was the coffee. It could have been the metal bat to the head she took just minutes earlier. I warned her about that coffee being a perfect 181 degrees.
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Female 1,496
I`ve been to a starbucks once. To take a dump in their bathroom. We drink real coffee here in the Inland Northwest.
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Female 465
Ha, that`s actually really accurate :)
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Female 427
I have a confession, I sometimes do my homework at the coffee place... though I say "coffee place" as in various coffee shops around. Occasionally it`s Starbucks however. For shame.
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Female 306
Wow that person is a little.. ahh.. wonder if he needs some coffee right about now?
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Female 375
lol the fat guy picture was so disturbing on the right hand sign. i burst out laughing.

anyway, the actual article was so so so true. but i go to coffee bean on a daily basis since its in the mall i work in. i dont really see many people when i go, so its ok =]

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Male 513
I can`t stand Starbucks. Hmm, shall I buy this fancy moco-whatever-ya-call-it latte for 5 bucks, or grab a cup of joe somewhere else for a buck? Then the baristas have the nerve to put a tip jar on the counter.
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Female 358
I`ve been in the study group. Except it wasn`t at Starbucks...But it was a coffee place. I love hot chocolate! :D
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Female 657
"Where`s little primadonna leather-skinned bitch princess on her "blinged" cellphone?"

Too busy watching Gossip Girl or The Hills to make an appearance. Frankly, I think we`re better for it. -,-

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Female 657
And I really enjoyed this article. Haha.

Playing on Starbucks-ian stereotypes is always fun. xD

But I can honestly say I like their coffee..

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Male 9,305
Where`s little primadonna leather-skinned bitch princess on her "blinged" cellphone?
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Female 15,763
I want to be pregnant and a barista.
That way I can have an "April drink" that would be special to me.
With my special milk.
;D
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Male 3,301
"This image and link was on the side bar of the article for me and can I say, I`m disturbed?"

How can you be disturbed from the beautiful scene of a young frat boy giving birth for the first time?

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Female 657
o____________o

This image and link was on the side bar of the article for me and can I say, I`m disturbed?

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Male 3,301
Starbucks blows. All I ever order from coffee shops is hot chocolate and cookies, both which taste like watered-down flavored cardboard at Starschmucks.
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Female 1,984
I enjoy Starbucks. But I gotta say - the hyper happy people give me an urge to kill. I just go in - order - take the drink - and leave. Zip zap done.
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Female 348
these annoying people will not stop me from getting delicious starbuck`s coffee!
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Female 1,287
i-a-b doesnt lie...usually, but in this case, not a lie...truth, the whole truth
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Female 273
LOL if I was a barista I would probably be the overly happy one from drinking so much coffee
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Male 3,369
I`ve never ben in a starbucks in my life and I have no intention of starting now. I`ll just stick with plain ol black coffee!
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Female 35
Heh, I think there`s two Starbucks in the city and they`re both in the same mall. One`s in a book store, so you get people writing and reading in there a lot.

Aspiring writers are obnoxious, especially if they`re under twenty.

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Male 89
i LOVE how right it is lol
and how GAY starbucks is hahahaha
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Male 277
I have to agree with you Halo69, Timmies is tons better than Starbucks, but either are fine when I need a fix lol
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Female 44
haha true true, expect the ones in Australia are not that bad with all the extreme people (i think?)
but you do get the study groups which i never really understood....?
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Male 188
and old people
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Male 1,036
"Overly Happy Line Greeter/Order Taker" anywhere not just a coffee shop.
Just give me the order man....
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Male 188
ya go Tim Hortons there none of those people there. all there is on weekend and at night are teen hanging out
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Female 342
I`ve never been to a Starbucks. I win.
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Male 444
So very, very true..
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Male 277
Haha, it`s too true, though I have to say you get way more of the complicated guys more than anything
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Male 13
Link: The 8 Types of Annoying People Inside Starbucks [Rate Link] - And I seem to encounter each and every one of them when I`m there.
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