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Date: 05/21/08 08:33 PM

49 Responses to The 8 Types of Annoying People Inside Starbucks

  1. Profile photo of rycanto
    rycanto Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Link: The 8 Types of Annoying People Inside Starbucks - And I seem to encounter each and every one of them when I`m there.
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    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Haha, it`s too true, though I have to say you get way more of the complicated guys more than anything
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    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    So very, very true..
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    TacoChel Female 18-29
    343 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    I`ve never been to a Starbucks. I win.
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    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    ya go Tim Hortons there none of those people there. all there is on weekend and at night are teen hanging out
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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    "Overly Happy Line Greeter/Order Taker" anywhere not just a coffee shop.
    Just give me the order man....
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    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    and old people
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    Chilipeppers Female 18-29
    44 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    haha true true, expect the ones in Australia are not that bad with all the extreme people (i think?)
    but you do get the study groups which i never really understood....?
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    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    I have to agree with you Halo69, Timmies is tons better than Starbucks, but either are fine when I need a fix lol
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    xXZeroXx Male 13-17
    94 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    i LOVE how right it is lol
    and how GAY starbucks is hahahaha
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    Imz Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    Heh, I think there`s two Starbucks in the city and they`re both in the same mall. One`s in a book store, so you get people writing and reading in there a lot.

    Aspiring writers are obnoxious, especially if they`re under twenty.

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    I`ve never ben in a starbucks in my life and I have no intention of starting now. I`ll just stick with plain ol black coffee!
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    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    LOL if I was a barista I would probably be the overly happy one from drinking so much coffee
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    i-a-b doesnt lie...usually, but in this case, not a lie...truth, the whole truth
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    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    these annoying people will not stop me from getting delicious starbuck`s coffee!
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    I enjoy Starbucks. But I gotta say - the hyper happy people give me an urge to kill. I just go in - order - take the drink - and leave. Zip zap done.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    Starbucks blows. All I ever order from coffee shops is hot chocolate and cookies, both which taste like watered-down flavored cardboard at Starschmucks.
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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    o____________o

    This image and link was on the side bar of the article for me and can I say, I`m disturbed?

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    "This image and link was on the side bar of the article for me and can I say, I`m disturbed?"

    How can you be disturbed from the beautiful scene of a young frat boy giving birth for the first time?

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    I want to be pregnant and a barista.
    That way I can have an "April drink" that would be special to me.
    With my special milk.
    ;D
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    Where`s little primadonna leather-skinned bitch princess on her "blinged" cellphone?
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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    And I really enjoyed this article. Haha.

    Playing on Starbucks-ian stereotypes is always fun. xD

    But I can honestly say I like their coffee..

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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    "Where`s little primadonna leather-skinned bitch princess on her "blinged" cellphone?"

    Too busy watching Gossip Girl or The Hills to make an appearance. Frankly, I think we`re better for it. -,-

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    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    359 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    I`ve been in the study group. Except it wasn`t at Starbucks...But it was a coffee place. I love hot chocolate! :D
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    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    I can`t stand Starbucks. Hmm, shall I buy this fancy moco-whatever-ya-call-it latte for 5 bucks, or grab a cup of joe somewhere else for a buck? Then the baristas have the nerve to put a tip jar on the counter.
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    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    376 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    lol the fat guy picture was so disturbing on the right hand sign. i burst out laughing.

    anyway, the actual article was so so so true. but i go to coffee bean on a daily basis since its in the mall i work in. i dont really see many people when i go, so its ok =]

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    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    Wow that person is a little.. ahh.. wonder if he needs some coffee right about now?
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    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    I have a confession, I sometimes do my homework at the coffee place... though I say "coffee place" as in various coffee shops around. Occasionally it`s Starbucks however. For shame.
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    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:56 am
    Ha, that`s actually really accurate :)
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 2:50 am
    I`ve been to a starbucks once. To take a dump in their bathroom. We drink real coffee here in the Inland Northwest.
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 2:52 am
    and by real coffee I mean instant. Just like gram used to make. Before she died. After drinking Taster`s Choice. Although I don`t think it was the coffee. It could have been the metal bat to the head she took just minutes earlier. I warned her about that coffee being a perfect 181 degrees.
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 3:26 am
    I don`t like coffee. I got hot chocolate, the few times I`ve been there. There`s only two starbucks in my area and they decided to set up right down the street from each other (one is in a bookstore). I laugh at that.
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    stevenash Male 18-29
    124 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 4:09 am
    I pity the interns....can`t really blame them, can we??
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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:33 am
    There are three Starbucks all within the same mall plaza in Bangor; one in the mall, a stand-alone, and one in the Target. There is one of those look-a-likes in Borders, too. Starbucks has also taken over many of the rest-stops throughout Maine off the highway. It`s like Maine has become yuppie central. Doesn`t stop me from getting one of those hot apple cider drinks they have in the winter though. So good... tastes like apple crisp.
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    Kumquat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:42 am
    How do you know your not one of them?
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    goregina Female 18-29
    71 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:58 am
    The starbucks i go in only has Uni kids chilling out, middle aged people warmng up before heading off into town or large groups of `alternative kids`. Those 8 annoying groups of people go across the road to the lounge...
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:31 am
    I hate coffee period, I`m never going to drink the stuff, but I still hate Starbucks because everything else in there is overpriced and tastes like crap.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:55 am
    Nytewulf: Excuse me, but have you ever been a barista before?

    How about one during the holidays when no one has enough shift time to train you and there`s a huge line? How about in that line there are customers who have even less sense than you do about how the register works?

    Ever spilled scalding hot coffee on yourself more than twice in the same day, hot shot?

    Nah...I didn`t think so. If you did, you wouldn`t be so miffed about an insignificant tip jar that the majority doesn`t notice anyway.

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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:19 am
    I`ve seen those people in Starbucks before.
    I don`t mind Starbucks, but I don`t like some of the people that go there, like the stereotypes shown here. Their coffee isn`t too good, it`s too milky, but some of their cakes and muffins are really tasty. =3
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    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    You really wanna know what I can`t stand? The dratin` people who go to those overly liberal coffee places and just "hippie" it up. I can`t stand dratin` hippies. And NO, i`m not conservative, so calm down before you all have heart attacks. I can`t stand that, and the word barista? WTF is that? can`t you just say server? coffee maker? jesus does everyone need a title? "Oh, how DARE YOU call him a plumber, he`s a `Pipe Irrigation Specialist.`"
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    concept Male 18-29
    85 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    yay starbucks!
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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    I get the little Mocha Frappuccino glass thingies from the store, going to an actual starbucks is damned expensive, and annoying.
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    MUSICISSWEET Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    Ive never had to deal with any people like that at a starbucks. O_o
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    thxfrthmmrs Female 13-17
    46 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    This is why I avoid Starbucks.
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    geek_kittie Female 30-39
    66 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Hmm, I suppose I come closest to the study group. I`ll go there and read or study once in awhile. I used to hate coffee and never thought I would step a foot into a Starbucks, yet there I am.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    right on it
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    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    $5.00 coffee ain`t my bag. Didn`t even click the link, but it fails. Anything to promote that poo makes me sick.

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    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    BTW, the whole 69 thing is kinda weird.
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    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 6:31 am
    I hate starbucks, and when i am forced to go in i complain :)
    and say how much i hate it.

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