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Date: 05/12/08 08:30 PM

34 Responses to Star Wars Geek Vs. Sports Nerd

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    Link: Star Wars Geek Vs. Sports Nerd - When you think about it, they`re pretty much the same brand of geek.
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    shiningkiki Female 13-17
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    May 12, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    Wow, never really considered that, but he`s right.
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
    Also, my first first comment.
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    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    I have been saying this for a long time, I`m glad someone else notices it as well. When someone starts rattling off some players stats from the 80`s it is not cool, they are nerds in the same.
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    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    Owned.

    Also,
    "And you`re walking away... and you`re walking away..."

    ^^

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    Haha! Really good point. I know I`ve met my share of people who think they`re so awesome for knowing everything about sports.
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    j-b0ne Male 13-17
    44 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    "well wonder no more...."
    brilliant
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    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    hahaha that is a really good point. i love the geek though he`s so cute. hahah. "and you`re walking away.... and you`re walking away...."
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    But knowing so much about Star Wars is cute, knowing about sports is...boring. =/
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    The deliberate bad acting wasn`t convincing. I bet they really are bad actors.
  10. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    That was amusing and had a good point I think it wins.... the internet.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    I`ve been saying this for years!

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    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    i hate sports fags theyre so annoying
  13. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    *forwards to obnoxius human sports encyclopedias*
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    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    "hahaha that is a really good point. i love the geek though he`s so cute."
    "But knowing so much about Star Wars is cute, knowing about sports is...boring. =/"
    THERE`S HOPE FOR ME AFTER ALL!!

    Also, Shadows of the Empire? Pphft. Star Wars Battlefront II`s where it`s at.
    And if Boba Fett HAD opened a Bounty Hunter Training Facility on the ice planet Hoth, he would have died when the Imperials landed, meaning Vader would have killed Han Solo rather than freeze him in Carbonite.
    Either he would have died, or he would have lived, but never trust the Imperials again, also meaning Han would have died.

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    DerekDoom Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    Yeah for obscure unimportant facts! I`ll admit I`ve wondered if Boba Fett would have joined the Bounty hunter`s Guild. then I read "The Mandalorian Armor", "Slave Ship", and "Hard Merchandise". But on other notes Star Wars is Awesome.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Jay, why does it have to be within the Original Trilogy?

    Speculation is that Boba Fett did not die within the Sarlac, but escaped, he did have a jetpack afterall.

    If the SW Geek knows SW that much, he would have concidered this hypothesis and ran with it, meaning the events take place after the original Trilogy.

    What is more, we do battle against Boba Fett in Jedi Knight III or IV (Outcast or Academy, I don`t remember) so in at least one SW branch off universe, he did survive.

  17. Profile photo of DerekDoom
    DerekDoom Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    That was in Academy Koala
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    Neuromancer3 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    pwnd.
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    richoricho Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    Cool and very original
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    richoricho Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    ^^Academy Koala^^ LMAO
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    Focus not on who is who and what is what, focus on why you enjoy it and welcome people of different tastes and celebrate it.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2008 at 1:58 am
    Clearly based on an Onion headline: "Walking Sports Database Mocks Walking Science-Fiction Database." (or something similar) Still, it`s pretty funny...except the "you`ve both wasted your lives!" part. :-(
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 3:04 am
    I hate people who remember random trivia
    Especially if its meaningless data
    srsly dood, wtf are computers for?
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    mluther Male 13-17
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    May 13, 2008 at 3:39 am
    i think some one on here put spy ware on my computer. i keep watching man in the box and the day after it`s up on here. i saw this one just yesterday.
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    keg74 Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2008 at 6:33 am
    that was pretty funny and he made a good point. Now lets go play shadows of the Empire
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 9:01 am
    yey I love star wars.. yes I am a star wars geek :P
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    I thought Cobbs batted .357? Oh well.

    Yeah there still is a difference, the reason most men know all these sports stats is because they are living our dreams. We like to see them succeed and we want to know more about them. We also have favorite players so we gain knowledge to compare and defend our players.

    Star wars fans are different (and I mean complete geeks, not those who just enjoy the movies. I was a Trekkie but I didnt know that much about them).

    And to the people dissing sports, how about celebrities? Everyone seems to always want to know about this scandal and that scandal to bring them down. So in that aspect, sports and star wars geeks atleast dont want to bring people down.

    And it is possible to like these things and not waste your life. I for example actually play the sport, but most things in my life are still sports related (emphasis on most not all).

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    oh and sports are the prime example of manliness. To forces clashing against one another in a dog eat dog environment. Star wars isnt.

    And if you look at most sports fans and star wars fans (as far as males are concerned) one group seems to have a lot of individuals who doesnt go out in the sun.

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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    He may have had a point, but if he had scrutinized himself for a second as well he would`ve seen that he`s in the exact same position as they are in life... except he doesn`t have anything to hold onto like they do. Ouch.
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    A geek is a geek. Rabid sport fans are just as bad.
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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    haha so true i know people on both sides.

    ...and your walking away...and your walking away...
    haha hilarious

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    Eternal76 Female 30-39
    226 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Knowing Star Wars trivia is MUCH cooler than sports crap. :P
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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    Idiot... Ty Cobb`s career batting average is .366.
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    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    May 14, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    LOL shadows of the empire not one of Lucas Arts best rpgs to date

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