Santa Visits Afghanistan in the Off Season

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Funny

He"s just checking up on Bin Laden to see whether he"s been naughty or nice.
There are 25 comments:
Male 234
bow down bow down
before the power the power of santa
or be crused BE CRUSHED
bbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy
his jolly boots of doom

brings a whole new meaning to the song

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Male 995
At least they wasted more bullets than me time...
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Male 490
If Osama was in Afghanistan, we`d find him by now. Go check in Pakistan, Santa!
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Male 224
Bright red. Damn thats a good target.
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Female 342

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Male 3,431
I don`t want to Talk about Spam. I want to talk about Frosty the Gunman.
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Male 396
lol
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Male 614
Talk about spam. ^
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Male 172
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he`d been gettin` the raw deal
Somethin` finally must`ve snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin` finally must`ve snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin` finally must`ve snapped in his brain.

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Male 172
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now, you can`t hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin` in reindeer guts

There`s the National Guard and the FBI
There`s a man from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin` `round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count`s rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - used to be such a jolly guy.

West Virginia, now Santa`s doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don`t you cry no more tears
He`ll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

But now Vixen`s in therapy and Donner`s still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she`s on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

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Male 172
Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all now you`re all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he`d been getting the raw deal
Somethin finally must`ve snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you`ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen

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Male 70
i hope im not gonna be naughty this year
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Female 531
yea, i bet if their CO`s saw this they might be in a little trouble... where was his IBA and MITCH??? molly gear is not protection...
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Male 1,148
wow that gun looked old... and that santa looked black
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Male 397
love it
seriously, who gave em a santa suit? lol
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Male 1,091
hahaha funny as hell...NAUGHTYYYY!!!! -oh, and this might give kids nightmares:-)
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Female 1,572
......Pointless war....and men having "fun"
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Male 342
geez tiedye have your panties in a bunch or something? he`s just having a lil fun. You sure as hell won`t be out in there in the front lines, so why you judging him? Though "Santa" would be very recognizable in his surroundings.
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Male 75
I`m glad to see what everyones money is going to...A moron in a santa suit.
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Male 1,086
lol. robot santa from futurama is better though!
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Male 42
I`m scarred for life
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Male 152
lol santa with a automatic rifle.
classic.
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Female 250
Wherever did they find a Santa suit for this?
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Male 1,266
*yawn* still bored
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Male 1,620
Link: Santa Visits Afghanistan in the Off Season [Rate Link] - He`s just checking up on Bin Laden to see whether he`s been naughty or nice.
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