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Date: 05/09/08 03:00 PM

25 Responses to Santa Visits Afghanistan in the Off Season

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 1:52 am
    Link: Santa Visits Afghanistan in the Off Season - He`s just checking up on Bin Laden to see whether he`s been naughty or nice.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    *yawn* still bored
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    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Wherever did they find a Santa suit for this?
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    Mrface5 Male 18-29
    152 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    lol santa with a automatic rifle.
    classic.
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    GWE Male 18-29
    42 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    I`m scarred for life
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    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    lol. robot santa from futurama is better though!
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    TieDyePlatap Male 18-29
    75 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    I`m glad to see what everyones money is going to...A moron in a santa suit.
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    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    geez tiedye have your panties in a bunch or something? he`s just having a lil fun. You sure as hell won`t be out in there in the front lines, so why you judging him? Though "Santa" would be very recognizable in his surroundings.
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    ......Pointless war....and men having "fun"
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    hahaha funny as hell...NAUGHTYYYY!!!! -oh, and this might give kids nightmares:-)
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    love it
    seriously, who gave em a santa suit? lol
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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    wow that gun looked old... and that santa looked black
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    marencolleen Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    yea, i bet if their CO`s saw this they might be in a little trouble... where was his IBA and MITCH??? molly gear is not protection...
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    InvertMini55 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    i hope im not gonna be naughty this year
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    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
    For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
    When the boss busted in, nearly scared em half to death
    Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
    From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
    Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
    And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
    "Merry Christmas to all now you`re all gonna die!"

    The night Santa went crazy
    The night Saint Nick went insane
    Realized he`d been getting the raw deal
    Somethin finally must`ve snapped in his brain

    Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it
    Everywhere you`ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
    And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
    And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
    He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
    And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
    And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen

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    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    The night Santa went crazy
    The night Kris Kringle went nuts
    Now, you can`t hardly walk around the North Pole
    Without steppin` in reindeer guts

    There`s the National Guard and the FBI
    There`s a man from the Eyewitness News
    In a helicopter circlin` `round in the sky
    And the bullets are flying the body count`s rising
    And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
    My, my, my, my, my, my - used to be such a jolly guy.

    West Virginia, now Santa`s doing time
    In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
    Hey little friend now, don`t you cry no more tears
    He`ll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

    But now Vixen`s in therapy and Donner`s still nervous
    And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
    And they say Mrs. Claus she`s on the phone every night
    With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
    (They talk about)

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    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    The night Santa went crazy
    The night Saint Nicholas flipped
    Broke his back for some milk and cookies
    Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

    Wo, The night Santa went crazy
    The night Saint Nick went insane
    Realized he`d been gettin` the raw deal
    Somethin` finally must`ve snapped in his brain
    Wo, Somethin` finally must`ve snapped in his brain
    Tell ya, somethin` finally must`ve snapped in his brain.

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    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    Talk about spam. ^
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    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    lol
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    I don`t want to Talk about Spam. I want to talk about Frosty the Gunman.
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    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 11:47 pm

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    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 12:40 am
    Bright red. Damn thats a good target.
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    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 12:49 am
    If Osama was in Afghanistan, we`d find him by now. Go check in Pakistan, Santa!
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:41 am
    At least they wasted more bullets than me time...
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    soigieoto Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    bow down bow down
    before the power the power of santa
    or be crused BE CRUSHED
    bbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy
    his jolly boots of doom

    brings a whole new meaning to the song

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