Parents Post Ad on eBay to Sell Baby

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Tech

Only $1.57. Pros: Cute, Cons: Loud. Sorry, can not accept users with any negative feedback.
There are 64 comments:
Female 46
damn, i would have bought it. my dog needs a new chew toy.
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Male 422
I too think that`s a joke. I mean, probably the baby cried one day and they decided to "sell it on eBay *hahah what a funny idea*. They`re idiots, but I don`t think they`re going to be convicted for child trafficing...
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Male 486
hahaha its true thats how we got my little brother haha
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Female 58
Beehappy,I couldn`t agree with you more!
If this is a joke it`s MORBIDLY SICK!THESE PEOPLE DON`T DESERVE KIDS AFTER THAT SH*TTY AD THEY PUT ON EBAY!!! There are a LOT of couples that want kids but can`t have them for medical reasons.Then some no brain couple posts something like this. I HOPE THEY SERVE A LIFETIME TERM IN JAIL!!!!!
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Female 209
bloody hell, this is sooooo sad its not funny. ^^ yea, only 5 years? If only capital punishment was still around...
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Male 822
only 5 years????
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Female 1,492
what the hell is wrong with people today? i mean, they had a baby, and the baby is too loud?
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Male 610
"did u hear that james blunt put his sister on ebay"

I heard something like that on Top Gear. But i don`t think it was James Blunt.

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Female 33
$1.57!?!?! Thats flippin ridiculous..

im not spending anything over $1

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Female 233
I can even afford that! J/K!! That is messed up. Let`s put them on ebay, I bet they wouldn`t get much. A holes.
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Female 321
AuroraRose, im surprised no had said that earlier.
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Female 262
Did I say that I was against thier choice? No. If they want to have kids, thier choice and only thiers.

Don`t jump to conclusions just because I made a flippant remark in a forum.

Ye, perhaps I should have made my sacrasm clear, or perhaps you should stop presumming the world is full of idiots.

Get a life and grow a sense of humour.

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Female 29
oh poo, i`d better go change my e-bay page
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Male 1,053
Lol thats kinda wrong
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Male 637
Holy crap, Baalthazag, I snorted Dr. Pepper out of my nose, thanks for that. I`d totally take the husband, by the way. But anyways, I honestly think she was playing it off as a joke, if she wasn`t, she wouldn`t have put the bold lettering at the bottom, and would`ve just made some humorous comments, like the ad Baalthazag posted. That being said, she could just be really bad at telling jokes.
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Male 2,159
That reminded me of GTA IV radio ads about buying an designer baby. "And if you`re dissatisfied, just throw it in the trash and we`ll send you a new one!"

Actually, when seen in text instead of heard in a fake advertising voice, that`s really sick. But then, when is disposing of/selling a baby not sick? I mean, it`s not even a desperately poor country!

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Female 2,672
meh no biggy,
im just pissed she couldn`t post it in time
Any1 selling a baby?
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Male 4,546
Then what exactly is "why you`re pro choice"?

They made a choice, and apparently, you`re against it.

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Female 859
lol
why ebay...
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Female 262
I was an unwanted child, I never claimed that Germany isn`t pro-choice and I can see the joke.

It was just a joke that back fired I hope, but don`t just believe that it is a joke just because they used that as a line of defense, and don`t presume that just because there is free choice of abortion that all people will take it, some people don`t regret thier child until after thier birth.

"You`re also ignoring that most abused children are wanted children that did not live up to their parents expectations, not unwanted children." Personally I think this is bullcrap. I was an unwanted and an abused child. Abused children are many things, but not living up to a parents expectations isn`t a reason for abuse, sure its an excuse, but its not the cause.

They should just fine the couple and send them to parenting classes or something.

As long as the child isn`t hurt I don`t give two poos what they spout on ebay.

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Male 416
Hey it`s better than just dumping the kid in some refrigerator, right ?
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Male 4,546
Also, it`s not like this joke hasn`t been done before:


and many many more. It`s obvious alot of people find this crap funny.

Chinese Children
A brother

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Male 4,546
Or, better yet, bid and see if they got it.
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Male 4,546
I love how at least one pro-choicer chimes in on stuff like this.

Germany is a pro choice country. It obviously didn`t help if true. You`re also ignoring that most abused children are wanted children that did not live up to their parents expectations, not unwanted children.

All in all though 5 years in prison and having your kid taken off you is a ridiculous punishment for a couple of people being silly. Quite frankly they have no proof they would have actually sold the child. If they wanted that they should have waited for the sale to end.

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Male 7,933
"LOL! you can buy anything on ebay these days."

you cant buy used makeup

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Male 7,933
Watch For Children. Fair trade

"And this is why I am pro-choice."
Because abortions would remove jokes?

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Male 264
Ebay ftw!
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Female 179
D: I suggested this link yesterday!
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Female 377
James Blunt wasn`t selling his sister. He put up an ad for some guy to take her to a funeral that she didn`t have a ride to since her flights were cancelled.

Surprisingly a very very very rich guy picked her up in a helicopter and later they got married.

True love*~*~*

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Female 377
It was a joke!
They shouldn`t have taken her baby from her just because she`s funny.
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Female 262
And this is why I am pro-choice.
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Female 4,197
I say take the kid off them and give them community service at a sick kids hospital, don`t jail them.
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Male 35
Sad and sick? Nope. Who cares, that or an abortion and your against that too aren`t ye?
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Female 38
if those were my parents
and and someone like told me when I grew up
I would be soooo embarrassed.

Poor kid.

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Female 993
I agree with purplesta, not really in good taste if it was meant to be a joke.

What would have been funny is if someone would have put a bid for the baby.

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Female 2,196
That`s horrible and if it was a joke that isn`t funny
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Female 738
right. This is kind of wrong.
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Female 235
If that was a joke, it was in very poor taste. Pathetic, really.
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Male 3,296
she was just trying to be funne
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Female 706
What the hell, I suggested that link!

Eh. Still sad and sick no matter who tells about it.

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Male 4,867
did u hear that james blunt put his sister on ebay
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Male 9,305
Ike: LMAO! Oh how controversial!
But seriously, that ad is a buttslave to the search bar. If you put in drunk toad poop flingers it would probably suggest ebay or amazon too.
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Male 258
so that`s the going rate for babies nowadays?

gimme dat baby

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Male 4,807
mine was free at first...
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Female 169
i wanna Buy it
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Male 297
i really hope they don`t go to jail. it was a joke ferchrissakes.
ikeray, i loled at that pic, hahaha
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Male 57
lulz i bet u could even hire hitmen on ebay
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Female 1,397
It was a joke come on.
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Male 2,703
[i]lazyme484: you can buy anything on ebay these days.[/i]

yep, anything

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Male 205
It was a joke FFD. Get a sense of humour.
And ApostleT, I thought that
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Male 772
In ten years that kids gonna see this report and cry.
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Female 15,763
First the Nazis, now this?!
You`re on thin ice, Germany! You better be greatful for that VW Bug...
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Male 10,440
LOL! you can buy anything on ebay these days.
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Male 182
I think the better question is, what`s with the hair on that other baby?!?
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Male 1,265
I`ve heard about this before somewhere. And why did they blur out a 7month old babies face? I mean it`s not like there`s any need, they change so much in the first few months that all babies look pretty much the same to strangers anyway.

5 years in jail for that is insane as well! I mean it`s not like they were ever going to get away with it, just take the child off them and give then a fine.

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Female 73
A joke!? That is one cruel joke!

And seriously, only 5 years in prison! You have got to be kidding me.

People, it`s obviously a baby is going to be loud. Don`t have a baby if you don`t want it screaming in your face all the time!

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Male 219
Probably shopped. Yeah, I mean it.
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Male 1,193
lol kirk i was thunking the same thing
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Male 471
Some lady tried to sell her baby here in town behind a PetSmart. For 20 bucks cash.

The prospective buyer said "Hold tight, I gotta go to an ATM to get money". Then proceeded to call the police and came back with them.

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Male 178
wow... sad
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Male 418
yeah...it says $1.57 now, but 10 seconds before the bidding is up it always sky rockets...
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Female 33
Wonder how that lady came upon that add. Was she looking for babies on ebay?
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Female 267
I wish they were that cheap in real life.
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Female 1,608
Link: Parents Post Ad on eBay to Sell Baby [Rate Link] - Only $1.57. Pros: Cute, Cons: Loud. Sorry, can not accept users with any negative feedback.
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