Nothin` but Mammals

Submitted by: Zoltar8x 9 years ago in Weird

I don"t know bout you but i want that bandanna. [Not Safe For Work. Not Safe For Life.] Link fixed--stop crying.
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Female 21
uh the clip i got was an extremely overweight 13 year old boy in nothing but a hat and a bandana over his junk "dancing" to that song "you and me baby aint nothin but mamals so lets do ti like they do on the discovery channel" and he humps and giant stuffed dog.
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Female 21
this kid probably killed himself after finding out his video got put on the internet
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Female 13
Someone hold me.... I`m scared.
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Female 7
That`s how fat I am.
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Female 12
ew
why would he make that video
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Female 143
Ewww...
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Female 22
thank god for that small, triangular piece of fabric.
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Female 295
well, this kid`s never gonna have a girl anywhere near him....
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Male 4,867
was that wot everyone saw or am i going crazy
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Male 4,867
i got a vid of some hugely fat man singing the bloodhound gang song whilst humping a toy dog
only wearing a bandana round his groin
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Female 128
I`m going to die.
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Female 7
Did anyone see his other video where he plays the guitar from Guitar Hero and dances to "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls? I dare say it`s more frightening? Although his orgasm face in this one is enough to put me off sex forever.
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Female 353
D: i see nipples, not i must go out and kill
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Female 127
AUGH!!!! WHYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!!??
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Male 239
Isn`t that the Star Wars Kid?
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Male 730
oh...My.....F***`n GAWD!!!
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Male 358
Gaah!!! My eyes!!! It buuuuurrrrrns!!!
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Female 1,572
....OH GOD HE`S HUMPING A STUFFED BEAR!
O_________0
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Male 1
I think that I may have started crying at one point...

(Wow, my first post. Go me.)

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Male 438
i dont think ill be able to sleep for weeks after that...
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Female 850
THE MOOBS! They burn my eyes!!!
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Male 544
..... D:
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Female 16
No, but seriously that was entirely disturbing.
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Female 16
I`m pressin` charges!
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Female 76
Great, now I have to scrub my retinas to try to get that image out of my head.
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Male 32
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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Female 1,260
Poor unsuspecting stuffed dog - there should be a law! Why, oh why, do guys think that they are `all that` no matter what they look like? And why do they feel compelled to do it on video and show it to everyone who is dumb enough to look (guilty!)...I want my eyes erased!!
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Female 721
I should get a Purple Heart for watching the entire video. The freaking bandana even slipped halfway off at one point.

Sad thing is, that guy looks like a friend of mine from highschool. I hope to God it`s not him, because I think I just gave myself eye herpes from him.

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Male 44
Fatty just violated a stuffed Pug?!?!?!

That is about as close as you can come to child pornogrophy and beastiality without being committed... 0.o

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Male 172
Real life Peter Griffin!!!!!!!!!! XD
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Female 795
That guy can`t dance
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Male 9,305
No thank you.
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Male 516
That was... Fascinating?
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Female 268
Oh dear ...noo....NOOOOOOOO!!!

Why?! O_O

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Male 132
F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! F U C K! NO!
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Female 146
wow, can you imagine the person thats going to open that vid and say," OMG that`s Bobby?!"

or 20 years down the road when his great grand kids are researching their family history online...

BWAHAHA

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Male 511
sorry for caps dint realise it was on
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Male 511
TALK ABOUT ANIMAL BEASTIALITY...HE SHOULDNT HAVE DONE IT AT THE END WITH A CUDDLY TOY DOG...**PUKES**
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Female 1,306
oh my lord.

The Bad Touch.

love this song :D

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Female 239
OH NO! I thought it was a thong but the bandana was tucked under his side fats! TERRIBLE!
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Female 399
The thing that bothered me was the broken blind in the background. Was there really nowhere in his house with a nicer background??

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You watch that video and notice a broken blind in the background first??


YES! Overweight guys dancing whilst wearing very little in the way of clothes are a dime a dozen on the internet, but that blind was really annoying!

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Male 17
because people hate fat people
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Male 962
why is it when ever a video of a fat man dancing gets other 80 comments?

this was disgusting though. i hate people who try and get attention by doing merda like that.

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Female 486
I watched the first 37 seconds. Enough with the topless fatties, please!
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Female 457
Don`t worry... I think even if the bandana did fall off, we wouldn`t see anything *shudders*.


Awwww.... that poor child thinks he`s gonna get laid sometime in the next 50 years. I guess this video was his revenge.

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Female 2,258
KoalaMeatPie:
"I bet if someone where to lick his belly, it would taste salty."

That comment is a very sure sign that you have a horribly disturbed mind... *gags*

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Female 2,258
If he was going to degrade himself for the sake of 5 seconds of youtube fame, he could have at least done the dance routine from the official music video. Would have been even more entertaining.
Also, totally disgusting that he kept that bandanna up by sticking it between the folds of his fat.
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Female 80
so...i totally just ripped out my eyeballs
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Male 11,739
Wow...I wish they hadn`t fixed that link. Now I`m going to be sick the rest of the day.
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Male 17
Technically Kooshi... You showed it to yourself. so i blame you.
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Male 967
The eyes, they BURN!!!!!
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Male 107
It would have been MUCH funnier with The Village People`s "Macho Man"
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Male 35
WOW i looked away for a sec at the chorus and looked back and he was humping a dog and i thought it was real for a sec.
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Male 17
Damn!!! At least buy it dinner first!!!
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Male 1,556
HE IS WEARING THE BANDANA ON HIS CROTCH!
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Female 536
He wants that bandana...

That bandana is his underwear...

*shudders*

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Male 4,393
MY EYES NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Male 901
Almost hypnotic.
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Male 5,094
Well, at least he`s got a sense of humor.
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Female 1,244
I don`t think I want to click this link..So I`m not going to because I don`t want to rip my eyes out afterwards
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Male 27
The thing that bothered me was the broken blind in the background. Was there really nowhere in his house with a nicer background??

You watch that video and notice a broken blind in the background first??

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Male 313
my god! i just spent all night up and puking with food poisoning, and now you show me this!? [email protected]
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Female 744
I thought it was a woman at first, tits were big enough. And that poor, poor doggy.
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Male 15
How did you idiots not get that!? The bandanna on his crotch was the first thing I noticed!
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Female 5
OMG I GET THE BANDANNA PART.....It`s over his crotch to look like a thong *gags*
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Male 252
HELP ME! I saw it, and I am scared.
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Female 465
MY EYES!!!!!
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Female 263
oh dear god why????? :| !!!
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Male 518
Is this the `Awww` of the day?
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Male 15
I think I`m going to go curl up and die now...
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Female 399
The thing that bothered me was the broken blind in the background. Was there really nowhere in his house with a nicer background??
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Male 2,216
Aaaargh!!
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Female 1,407
I hope he was drunk for his sake.
But he looks sober to me...-_-!
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Male 2,172
*BARF*

Omgomgomgomg... WTF... it`s like when I drank a whole bottle of Ipecac all over again...

*BAAAARFF*

Deargodmakeitstopplease...

*BAAAAAARFFFF*

No more, i`m serious...

*BAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFF*

Whhhhhhy...

*BAAARRRRFFFF*

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Female 471
Holy sh*t.. His tits are almost as big as mine!
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Male 4,012
*scarred*
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Male 1,882
Oh God, I just threw up a little in my mouth. That was awful, just awful.

Are people STILL trying to get famous Numa Numa style?

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Male 518
**Gauges eyes out**
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Male 273
*crawls into a corner, saying to himself "why`d they change the link? WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE LINK?!" over and over again as he rocks slowly back and forth, refusing to look at the stuffed animal on the other side of the room*
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Male 17
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
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Male 464
I remember when this was posted on Perez Hilton, at one point the bandanna nearly falls off!:-O
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Female 204
i feel...ill
i got to the "i`ll bet you`ll fell nuts" bit and had to stop
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Male 194
Can anyone say "internet meme" :P
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Female 434
That poor stuffed pug doll. D:
I can`t believe I watched it for that long. -shudder-
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Female 55
Oh dear god. That is my motivation to wake up early tomorrow morning and go running!!
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Male 458
Okay, so which one of you i-a-b members submitted the video of themselves here? Come on, let`s come clean now.
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Male 39
OH MY GOD, I HAVEN`T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A LONG TIME
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Male 2,576
I bet if someone where to lick his belly, it would taste salty.
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Female 408
er compel*
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Female 408
WHY? WHAT WOULD COMPELLED SOMEONE TO DO THIS? DO YOU ENJOY TORTURING OTHERS FAT MAN??!?!?! POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEE?
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Male 822
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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Female 119
I guess Fancylad fixed it....why? whyy?? WHYYY??


...look at all that sexyness!!..........*brr*

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Female 379
It`s fixed, but I wish I hadn`t clicked on that link. After about 10 seconds I wanted to pour bleach on my eyes.
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Male 64
after watching it, I wish that someone did not fix it :(
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Male 2,576
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY EEEEEEYES!!!!

JAVEX!
Need to wash it out with JAVEEEEX!

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Male 413
ha ha ha ha.....

i dont get it

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Female 8
you people are idiots, fancylad just posted the same video twice by accident...give him a break
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Male 2,576
Oh, I know what it`s Supposed to bem

You and Me baby ain`t nothing but mammels
So lets do it like they do
on the discovery channel

- Intresting, it`s a very simple song to sing, one of the first ones I was able to sing correctly.

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Female 375
it was a mistake guys, sheesh.
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Male 144
maybe he slipped on the bandana?? I mean banana..!!
Definitely NSFL
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Male 34
whhhyyy did they post the same vid.

someone is asleep at the wheel at IAB!!!!!!

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Male 9,305
Anyone notice how perfectly his fall went with the cymbal crash?
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Male 334
larzyparzy
Male, 13-17, Western US
11 Posts Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:48:31 PM
i think it might be for the song by blood hound gang
u know?
(u and me baby ain`t nuthin but mammals so lets do it how they do it on discovery channel

i was thinking same thing. thought the band was gonna play that song or some crap. WE WANT ANSWERS FANCYLAD. ;)

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Male 458
At first I thought it was some pun on the word BANDana, but I still couldn`t come up with anything.
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Male 1,263
...what?
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Male 649
how is this nsfw?
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Male 38
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Male 38
i think it might be for the song by blood hound gang

u know?
(u and me baby ain`t nuthin but mammals so lets do it how they do it on discovery channel)

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Male 1,674
but okasen, that`s unpossible.
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Female 523
I`m amazed that i`m the first person to suggest that this is the wrong video instead of that the description was made up.

geez.

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Male 108
touche^
HAHAHAH YOUR SO RIGHT

it was like totally on time

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Male 58
I think the point of the description was to make us watch? Half of you would have stopped watching after 3 seconds if it didn`t include "nsfw + nsfl" but i dunno about the bandanna.

I like how all the cymbals hit their notes as the child hits the ground!!

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Female 299
No bandanna and no funny. Such a disappointment.
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Male 279
Dang I was waiting for the bandana, that actually made me look til the end of the vid...
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Female 1,545
Lol. Think someone might have gotten confused??
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Male 1,036
LOL @ ^^Gaiia^^ comment
Sadly how true!!
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Male 47
Okay, i`m with the others, all that happens is he tripes him, no bandana or anything
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Male 36
after years of being laughed at, tripped, peed on and having his head shoved in the toilet the tuba player finaly cracks...
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Male 98
i dont understand
how is this not safe for work????
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Male 180
wow LOL. i would of done the same
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Male 1,036
Hey FANCYLAD - I got a clip about a tuba player trips up a kid. Cool and funny but had nothing to do with the description.
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Male 397
bandana?
BANDANA???
WHAT dratING BANDANA?
a kid got tripped, that`s all
no bandana involed...
wow... my head hurts for some reason...
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Male 458
Uhh I`m confused. What does the description have to with the video? Is it some stupid joke that I`m not understanding?
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Female 178
Wow. Stupid little kiddos.
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Male 7
Link: Nothin` but Mammals [Rate Link] - I don`t know bout you but i want that bandanna. [Not Safe For Work. Not Safe For Life.] Link fixed--stop crying.
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