Nick Hogan`s Jail Call to His Mommy (Actual Audio)

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/23/weepy-nick-my-lawyer-duped-me/

Hulk"s son serving an 8-month term cries like a baby because jail"s no fun. Neither is rendering his friend a vegetable.
There are 34 comments:
Male 38
The bit that made me laugh the most was when he said `And i haven`t left the room since....since i got here!` and his mother said `Yeah, since 4:00 yesterday`. But seriously, if he wasnt a celebrity he would have gotten way longer, and he deserves everyone gyping him on forums, do the crime, do the time. thats the way the law syste works. Or SHOULD at least.
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Male 1,590
His probation should include something constructive, like being an orderly in a nursing home.
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Female 42
this spoiled brat deserves way more than 8 months, think about his friends parents.
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Male 2,160
lulz...now i´m just waiting for his call to mommy about how he´s someones bitch
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Male 962
man that kid is a drating dick.
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Male 4,004
Cruxshadows, why do you capitalize ever word in your sentence?

Anyways, I didn`t catch Fancylad`s spelling error, but whoever commented on it, you misinterpreted what he meant. He meant that jail was no fun, and that rendering his friend a veggie wasn`t fun either. It`s not funny, but it`s what he meant.

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Female 706
-_-

I would soooo love to work in a celebrity prison...
That way, when they start whining about how horrible their life is, I can just beat the everloving sh!it out of them with a plastic bat, send them to a closet without windows, and give their meals through slotted doors. Oh yeah! And let their parents see them.
*Evil grin*

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Male 2,958
He should have gotten 5 years and he`s in for less than 1. He`ll probably only do 4 months and finish the rest on probation or something else convenient like that.

He`s still being babied.

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Male 2,958
Or he should try to wake the f*ck up.
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Male 776
I feel really bad that this got on the internet. He`s having a private conversation and I don`t think anyone else in his situation would be any less scared. He`s been babied his whole life and now he`s in jail so people should try to understand.
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Female 2,144
Holy Jesus. I Would Want To Serve Time If I Made My Friend A Vegetable! I Would Feel Damn Horrible.
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Male 3,431
Welcome to the Real World kid, enjoy your stay.
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Female 29
Jail isn`t supposed to be fun! Actually, I agree, it`s wrong he`s in a cell all by himself. They should throw him in with the general population so he can get his little punk ass beaten and raped. And throw his stupid mom in there with him.
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Male 2,440
Oh booFRIGGITYhoo! "I don`t have a window in my jail cell!" Oh yeah? Well your friend is a vegetable, [email protected] This is what happens when over priviledged pr*cks think they`re such hot sh*t that nothing will ever happen to them.
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Male 140
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Male 55
Maybe he should have just taken Hulk`s advice and "breathed deep" or whatever it was.
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Female 15,763
HA, see, not crazy!
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Male 83
he is innocent! Is it even leagal that a semi celebrity has to serve time in prison? I don`t want to live in such a country anymore! I mean come on. Life`s been tough enough on that little fellow...leave him alone. he`s a human being! *cry, wheep*
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Female 15,763
Nooo it was heeere!
This picture was from it:

I even made a comment on how that;s from Chicago and I`ll be there in a few years, so I don`t want to get shot...

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Male 2,958
I`m pretty sure you`re slowly losing your grip on reality, opie.
Enjoy the ride.
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Male 405
HE NEEDS A WINDOW
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Female 15,763
Seriously guys, does nobody remember the Google streets list of top 19 that was like, JUST here?!
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Male 406
The pussy hasn`t even been inside for 24 hours and he`s crying to mommy.
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Male 2,958
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/13/polic...

The only thing that pisses me off more than the fact he`s in their crying about doing his time while his friend is stuck in a hospital bed for life...

is the fact I actually heard his mom say he doesn`t deserve the punishment he got.

I don`t go out of my way to insult people, especially females.
But that bitch is a f*cking c*nt.

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Male 89
He was street racing while under the influence and wrapped his car around a tree. His friend that was in the car with him is now a vegetable. I think the spoiled punk got off easy considering any other person would have gotten years instead of 8 months.
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Male 2,600
"triple x criminals" lol
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Male 464
I think Fancylad has some problems with his spelling/grammar , and if he does, you shouldn`t make fun of him. He tries his best to run the site. You people shouldn`t bitch about a small mistake here or there.
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Male 277
what did he do??
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Female 15,763
Wait... what happened to the Google screen shots thing?
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Female 665
he needs to quit whining and just deal with it. He should`ve thought about what he did beforehand and maybe he won`t be in this situation. I think he got it pretty easy.
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Male 272
Fancylad has fail grammar. "Neither is rendering is friend a vegetable"

...either that, or poor proofreading.

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Male 73
lol fail
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Male 254
herhehehe. thats nice. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.
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Male 20,156
Link: Nick Hogan`s Jail Call to His Mommy (Actual Audio) [Rate Link] - Hulk`s son serving an 8-month term cries like a baby because jail`s no fun. Neither is rendering his friend a vegetable.
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