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Date: 05/21/08 11:03 PM

76 Responses to Man Has Sex With Cars–Lots of Cars

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    Link: Man Has Sex With Cars--Lots of Cars - So I don`t get it, does he stick his penis in the car`s tailpipe or what?
  2. Profile photo of Doorfink
    Doorfink Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Thank god, I thought I was the only one...
  3. Profile photo of wangomango
    wangomango Male 18-29
    77 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    beats he hell out of a potato in the exhaust pipe.

    Now only if we could figure out a way to use ejaculate as a fuel source.

  4. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    May 21, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Talk about being into cars.
  5. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    I`d like to see him try that on a running jet engine.
  6. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    That`s... weird. And possibly painful. But each to their own. As long as he doesn`t try to shag my car it`s all good.
  7. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    He`s right about stingray vettes being just pure sex
  8. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    Yeah, I`m confused about intercourse... maybe it`s the tape deck, the cup holder or like you said, the tailpipe.

    ...really really confused about this.

  9. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    You know, as long as the cars give their consent, I see nothing wrong with it. :-P
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    Oh god, I have SO MUCH curiosity for how he does it!
    D:
  11. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:13 pm
    Gas tank entrance?
  12. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
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    May 21, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    The hole where you put the antifreeze in? The glove compartment? The open areas of the steering wheel? GOD so confused!!
  13. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    Yeah... yup, the gas tank. That makes the most sense. Okay, I can go to bed now I think. Whew.
  14. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    May 21, 2008 at 11:20 pm
    That`s kind of wierd but can you really hate someone for being different? Nah, it`s their choice. Just...Not with any cars I would own.
  15. Profile photo of Dave_is_Rad
    Dave_is_Rad Male 18-29
    317 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    oh gas tank entrance i like that one i can see that one happening for sure haha, it just seems reasonable, if you have sex with cars that is
  16. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    May 21, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    O.o
    I really want to know HOW---
    I`m fine with it I guess
    As long as he doesn`t try it in front of me.

    At any rate
    No one can tell him he needs to get laid :P

  17. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    At least it`s not a living thing. I don`t see any problem with people being different.
  18. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    Just hope your, erm, essense doesn`t soil any gas you plan on putting in your wife before you ride her.
    Ahem.
  19. Profile photo of Dave_is_Rad
    Dave_is_Rad Male 18-29
    317 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    i guess this does put a whole new meaning on riding your wife huh.....oh and dragonshadoz i just saw your profile and wow requiem of a dream.....sick ass choice lol
  20. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    At least we don`t have to worry about him reproducing anytime soon.
  21. Profile photo of Slayed
    Slayed Female 13-17
    71 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    wtf how can u hav sex with a car
    and this is werid
    but wut ever lol
  22. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:52 pm
    Reqieum for a Dream is ah-mazing! :-D
  23. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 11:53 pm
    "At least we don`t have to worry about him reproducing anytime soon." -Eddy23


    I dunno... technology is very good around these times...

  24. Profile photo of teatimecream
    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 12:02 am
    Some men will f*ck anything!!! ;-)
  25. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 12:07 am
    Some? ;-)
  26. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 12:36 am
    I....I`m just going to pretend I didn`t read that article. :-/
  27. Profile photo of SunSparkles
    SunSparkles Female 18-29
    87 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 12:45 am
    I just saw something else about this today and they`re called Mechaphiles. The dude I was reading about had a `female` car that he had sex with through the tailpipe and he just bought a `male` car to experiment with a same sex relationship. He was fully serious too!!!
  28. Profile photo of contra64
    contra64 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 12:45 am
    To have sex with a car you use the tailpipe. For those who want to know how (and weren`t too creeped out by this article)a quick google search revealed this fun how to guide: Here
  29. Profile photo of SunSparkles
    SunSparkles Female 18-29
    87 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 12:50 am
    Here`s the guy I read about
  30. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:06 am
    Maybe he just sticks it in the door frame... No different to a prostitue.
  31. Profile photo of Cal_Bear
    Cal_Bear Male 18-29
    10 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:15 am
    Fleshlight in the tail pipe I guess, Hahaha.
  32. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:28 am
    That`s just... creepy...
  33. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:40 am
    "Reqieum for a Dream is ah-mazing! "

    A-FREAKING-GREED!!!!!!!!

  34. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 2:04 am
    If you think thats bad...
    http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.fa...

    A site telling you HOW to have sex with cars.
    And here`s an extract:
    "Now that the tailpipe is clean, you are ready to pleasure and be
    pleasured by the car."

    This website, however, only goes into descriptions of how to have sex with the tailpipe.

  35. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 2:33 am
    OH GOD NO! Airwolf! AIRWOLF! That`s like my favorite childhood show and it is forever ruined. RUINED! NOOoooOOooooOOOooooOOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
  36. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 2:51 am
    "Making love" to a helicopter...WOOOOOOOOOOO!
  37. Profile photo of Fox44
    Fox44 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 4:20 am
    bet he had a nasy shock when he did his first battery powered car ;) lol
  38. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:03 am
    hahaha natwix did you actually look up "how to have sex with cars"
  39. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:03 am
    *matwix
  40. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:04 am
    And he`s PROUD of this fact?
    WTF is wrong with people now days?
  41. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:11 am
    Don`t you know? He`s the Stig!! He was filling up the cars! He urinates 98 RON fuel you see.

    Not really. The Stig`s not a normal human. His dad sent him here just when his home planet was exploding. Not like Superman, though. In a cool way.

  42. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:12 am
    larajunky, I often ask myself the same question.
  43. Profile photo of bigfatpig
    bigfatpig Male 18-29
    352 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:13 am
    Well i`ve been with a few old bangers too, so who am i to knock him?.
  44. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:54 am
    Yeah...how DOES that work??
  45. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:55 am
    how do yor have sea with a car?!?!
  46. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:01 am
    wow this is a little freaky, even for me. Funny though that i just was at a Kidz in the Hall show and they had a sketch about this. This woman tries to pick up her car and forces her way through the mechanic`s office to find a whole warehouse of dirty mechanics mounting cars from the back...Car-f*ckers!
  47. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:56 am
    Interesting. I can see it now: guy says to me, "nice car" & I say, "thanks, it`s an 06... hey, uh.. wtf are you doing to my car?! Stop humping it, you perv!"
    Ah, so many fetishes out there.
  48. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:02 am
    Embrace it. It`s not a choice. He was born that way. I expect he paved the way for more to come out of the autosexual closet. This time next year California will start protecting autosexual marriage.
  49. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:21 am
    If that article is real, I know the fetish is, but if that article is real..it`s really badly written. There`s bad grammar in many places throughout that make me think it`s not a professionally written article.

    It also looks like a fake .jpg with all the image artifacts.

  50. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:59 am
    That was so funny...but if i found him humping my car i would be so pissed...and scared. I wonder what `other vehicles` hes `extending` his desires towards?
  51. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:59 am
    dragonshadoz: Don`t count on just MEN to be creepy, I`m quite sure there`s a crazy WOMAN out there or two.
  52. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 10:41 am
    He might as well be from the Jerkov family.
  53. Profile photo of xXZeroXx
    xXZeroXx Male 13-17
    89 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:13 am
    ok now why would you want to have sex with the car??? and when you stared at another car would your car be jealous? or would that be a fabrication of his mind? and does the car talk to him.. (as a fabrication of his mind) and last would the car have a orgasm while....um *cough* he was nailing it? obviously it would be something he heard bcuz he`s crazy... or a fabrication!
  54. Profile photo of xXZeroXx
    xXZeroXx Male 13-17
    89 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:14 am
    and tru the tail pipe. would that be considered as anal? LOL
  55. Profile photo of xXZeroXx
    xXZeroXx Male 13-17
    89 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 11:14 am
    and thru the tail pipe. would that be considered as anal? LOL
  56. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
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    May 22, 2008 at 11:45 am
    KindlyKat im thinking you might be confused... The tape deck? Really?
  57. Profile photo of Growth
    Growth Male 13-17
    93 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Why did you make us download a large screenshot of the article? Why couldn`t you just link straight to it? What is worse than reading text off a large image/video?
  58. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    So does he use a condom or what?
  59. Profile photo of SirKevin
    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
  60. Profile photo of CaaBaaRaa
    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    That`s just plain weird.
  61. Profile photo of anonymous_H
    anonymous_H Male 13-17
    5 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    now i have to worry about my car being raped?! #%^*!
  62. Profile photo of Phoenix306
    Phoenix306 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    Can I get a restraining order against this guy? Or better yet, can my car?
  63. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    May 22, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    i he fuecked a mustang amma go kill him
  64. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 5:18 am
    hmmmm thats disgusting on so many levels
  65. Profile photo of chardrew
    chardrew Male 13-17
    11 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 6:13 am
    this guy is weird
    and i lost my virginity to a bog of potatoes
    just kidding !!!!!!
    SHIBBY
  66. Profile photo of Samela
    Samela Female 18-29
    192 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 6:46 am
    All I could think is HOW... and the only way I could think of was in the cushions... at least it`s soft. But then there are links that people put that they say it`s the tail pipe, but wouldn`t that hurt a LOT!?
  67. Profile photo of blipflip
    blipflip Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 9:19 am
    The best bit is that there`s a full length documentary on this being shown on channel 5 (UK).

    I am SO watching that.

  68. Profile photo of tombombadil
    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    there`s a kid in my class like that, only he f***s anything and eveything he comes into contact with
  69. Profile photo of iBeth
    iBeth Female 13-17
    69 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    i wondererd what that stuff was on the tailpipe........
  70. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
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    May 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    okay, drating a tail pipe, whatever, but where do you put it on a HELICOPTER!!
  71. Profile photo of Kontazler
    Kontazler Male 18-29
    25 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    did anyone notice that on half of the "quotes" they never closed the quotation marks? does that mean its not a verbatim quote and the author may have biasly paraphrased to make the story better?
  72. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Who gives a crap about the articles details!!! THE MAN HAD SEX WITH CARS!
  73. Profile photo of DavidCameron
    DavidCameron Male 40-49
    109 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 4:42 am
    sick drat
  74. Profile photo of Radio_Jack
    Radio_Jack Male 13-17
    10 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:16 am
    What?? How... I guess there`s a lot of holes...
  75. Profile photo of Vosser
    Vosser Male 13-17
    102 posts
    September 14, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    what the hell?...he claims hes not sick...i dont even understand how you can love a car enough to bang it
  76. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Kontazler: you don`t have to close the quotes if you continue the quote in a new paragraph.

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