Man Has Sex With Cars--Lots of Cars

Submitted by: SaintPatty 8 years ago Weird

So I don"t get it, does he stick his penis in the car"s tailpipe or what?
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Male 564
Kontazler: you don`t have to close the quotes if you continue the quote in a new paragraph.
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Male 102
what the hell?...he claims hes not sick...i dont even understand how you can love a car enough to bang it
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Male 10
What?? How... I guess there`s a lot of holes...
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Male 109
sick drat
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Male 269
Who gives a crap about the articles details!!! THE MAN HAD SEX WITH CARS!
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Male 25
did anyone notice that on half of the "quotes" they never closed the quotation marks? does that mean its not a verbatim quote and the author may have biasly paraphrased to make the story better?
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Female 531
okay, drating a tail pipe, whatever, but where do you put it on a HELICOPTER!!
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Female 69
i wondererd what that stuff was on the tailpipe........
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Female 106
there`s a kid in my class like that, only he f***s anything and eveything he comes into contact with
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Male 87
The best bit is that there`s a full length documentary on this being shown on channel 5 (UK).

I am SO watching that.

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Female 192
All I could think is HOW... and the only way I could think of was in the cushions... at least it`s soft. But then there are links that people put that they say it`s the tail pipe, but wouldn`t that hurt a LOT!?
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Male 11
this guy is weird
and i lost my virginity to a bog of potatoes
just kidding !!!!!!
SHIBBY
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Male 483
hmmmm thats disgusting on so many levels
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Male 3,296
i he fuecked a mustang amma go kill him
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Male 58
Can I get a restraining order against this guy? Or better yet, can my car?
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Male 5
now i have to worry about my car being raped?! #%^*!
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Female 180
That`s just plain weird.
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Male 240
BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
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Male 474
So does he use a condom or what?
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Male 93
Why did you make us download a large screenshot of the article? Why couldn`t you just link straight to it? What is worse than reading text off a large image/video?
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Male 1,244
KindlyKat im thinking you might be confused... The tape deck? Really?
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Male 89
and thru the tail pipe. would that be considered as anal? LOL
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Male 89
and tru the tail pipe. would that be considered as anal? LOL
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Male 89
ok now why would you want to have sex with the car??? and when you stared at another car would your car be jealous? or would that be a fabrication of his mind? and does the car talk to him.. (as a fabrication of his mind) and last would the car have a orgasm while....um *cough* he was nailing it? obviously it would be something he heard bcuz he`s crazy... or a fabrication!
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Male 384
He might as well be from the Jerkov family.
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Male 9,306
dragonshadoz: Don`t count on just MEN to be creepy, I`m quite sure there`s a crazy WOMAN out there or two.
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Female 1,395
That was so funny...but if i found him humping my car i would be so pissed...and scared. I wonder what `other vehicles` hes `extending` his desires towards?
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Male 1,039
If that article is real, I know the fetish is, but if that article is real..it`s really badly written. There`s bad grammar in many places throughout that make me think it`s not a professionally written article.

It also looks like a fake .jpg with all the image artifacts.

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Female 410
Embrace it. It`s not a choice. He was born that way. I expect he paved the way for more to come out of the autosexual closet. This time next year California will start protecting autosexual marriage.
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Female 1,212
Interesting. I can see it now: guy says to me, "nice car" & I say, "thanks, it`s an 06... hey, uh.. wtf are you doing to my car?! Stop humping it, you perv!"
Ah, so many fetishes out there.
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Male 477
wow this is a little freaky, even for me. Funny though that i just was at a Kidz in the Hall show and they had a sketch about this. This woman tries to pick up her car and forces her way through the mechanic`s office to find a whole warehouse of dirty mechanics mounting cars from the back...Car-f*ckers!
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Male 4,393
how do yor have sea with a car?!?!
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Female 1,944
Yeah...how DOES that work??
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Male 352
Well i`ve been with a few old bangers too, so who am i to knock him?.
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Male 2,159
larajunky, I often ask myself the same question.
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Male 2,159
Don`t you know? He`s the Stig!! He was filling up the cars! He urinates 98 RON fuel you see.

Not really. The Stig`s not a normal human. His dad sent him here just when his home planet was exploding. Not like Superman, though. In a cool way.

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Female 1,832
And he`s PROUD of this fact?
WTF is wrong with people now days?
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Male 5,970
*matwix
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Male 5,970
hahaha natwix did you actually look up "how to have sex with cars"
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Male 5
bet he had a nasy shock when he did his first battery powered car ;) lol
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Female 795
"Making love" to a helicopter...WOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Female 1,496
OH GOD NO! Airwolf! AIRWOLF! That`s like my favorite childhood show and it is forever ruined. RUINED! NOOoooOOooooOOOooooOOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
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Male 2,551
If you think thats bad...
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.fa...

A site telling you HOW to have sex with cars.
And here`s an extract:
"Now that the tailpipe is clean, you are ready to pleasure and be
pleasured by the car."

This website, however, only goes into descriptions of how to have sex with the tailpipe.

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Female 427
"Reqieum for a Dream is ah-mazing! "

A-FREAKING-GREED!!!!!!!!

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Female 465
That`s just... creepy...
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Male 10
Fleshlight in the tail pipe I guess, Hahaha.
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Female 2,220
Maybe he just sticks it in the door frame... No different to a prostitue.
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Female 87
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Male 32
To have sex with a car you use the tailpipe. For those who want to know how (and weren`t too creeped out by this article)a quick google search revealed this fun how to guide: Here
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Female 87
I just saw something else about this today and they`re called Mechaphiles. The dude I was reading about had a `female` car that he had sex with through the tailpipe and he just bought a `male` car to experiment with a same sex relationship. He was fully serious too!!!
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Male 4,246
I....I`m just going to pretend I didn`t read that article. :-/
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Female 4,028
Some? ;-)
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Female 340
Some men will f*ck anything!!! ;-)
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Male 713
"At least we don`t have to worry about him reproducing anytime soon." -Eddy23


I dunno... technology is very good around these times...

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Female 4,028
Reqieum for a Dream is ah-mazing! :-D
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Female 71
wtf how can u hav sex with a car
and this is werid
but wut ever lol
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Male 458
At least we don`t have to worry about him reproducing anytime soon.
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Male 317
i guess this does put a whole new meaning on riding your wife huh.....oh and dragonshadoz i just saw your profile and wow requiem of a dream.....sick ass choice lol
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Female 4,028
Just hope your, erm, essense doesn`t soil any gas you plan on putting in your wife before you ride her.
Ahem.
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Female 306
At least it`s not a living thing. I don`t see any problem with people being different.
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Male 1,263
O.o
I really want to know HOW---
I`m fine with it I guess
As long as he doesn`t try it in front of me.

At any rate
No one can tell him he needs to get laid :P

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Male 317
oh gas tank entrance i like that one i can see that one happening for sure haha, it just seems reasonable, if you have sex with cars that is
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Male 2,344
That`s kind of wierd but can you really hate someone for being different? Nah, it`s their choice. Just...Not with any cars I would own.
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Female 427
Yeah... yup, the gas tank. That makes the most sense. Okay, I can go to bed now I think. Whew.
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Female 427
The hole where you put the antifreeze in? The glove compartment? The open areas of the steering wheel? GOD so confused!!
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Female 4,028
Gas tank entrance?
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Female 15,763
Oh god, I have SO MUCH curiosity for how he does it!
D:
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Female 4,028
You know, as long as the cars give their consent, I see nothing wrong with it. :-P
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Female 427
Yeah, I`m confused about intercourse... maybe it`s the tape deck, the cup holder or like you said, the tailpipe.

...really really confused about this.

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Male 713
He`s right about stingray vettes being just pure sex
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Male 4,290
That`s... weird. And possibly painful. But each to their own. As long as he doesn`t try to shag my car it`s all good.
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Male 3,301
I`d like to see him try that on a running jet engine.
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Female 4,028
Talk about being into cars.
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Male 77
beats he hell out of a potato in the exhaust pipe.

Now only if we could figure out a way to use ejaculate as a fuel source.

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Male 45
Thank god, I thought I was the only one...
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Male 970
Link: Man Has Sex With Cars--Lots of Cars [Rate Link] - So I don`t get it, does he stick his penis in the car`s tailpipe or what?
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