Jesus Light Switch

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

He is risen.
There are 81 comments:
Female 1,199
Honor thy father and mother seems kind of random to put on there.
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Male 2,422
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I was touched by the holy spirit"
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Female 2,220
spookybee - are you joking me?


This is the ENTIRE point. (lol, point)

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Male 650
haha that is so... perfect for religion.
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Female 188
am i the only one who noticed the very WRONG placement of the switch on Jesus`s body? When the switch is on, Jesus is boing oing!
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Male 169
thats kinda...messed up
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Male 4,867
NYAAN! u stretched the page.
i kinda want one..
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Female 215
No one noticed the commandment written on it? "Honor thy father and mother." Even creepier.
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Male 33
wrong positioning of the switch LMAO... design flaw i guess.
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Female 1,412
ahahaha. that`s great (Y)
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Female 316
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! omg, i am literally unable to stop laughing. (as a bonus, i am currently listening to reel big fish`s "drunk again". the line just now: "..finding your hole and making it bigger.")

ha ha! priceless! *favorite*

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Female 63
"behold the place where they laid him..."

Hehe.

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Female 63
Ah, here you go:

Mark 16:6
And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified: he IS risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him.

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Female 63
No smartasses, it IS "He IS risen".

Look it up.

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Female 189
Lol, seen it before but still pretty funny!
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Male 504
Got Jesus?
Jesus got wood!
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Male 477
ROFLMFAO. I just disturbed EVERYONE in my office laughing so hard at this. Absolutely amazing.

I knew Jews were supposed to be small, but was the Son of God really only hung like a lightswitch?

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Female 579
ROFL. Oh god. XD

Thing is, I first saw "Jesus Light Switch" and had an image of a Death Note thing, with Light switching bodies with Jesus, and finally becoming GOD OF A NEW WORLD. Whilst Jesus was going around showing L magic tricks by walking on water and turning bread into cake.

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Male 15
wow he has risen in more ways than one
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Female 119
sorry to quote the bible, but it just reminded me of it.

And they brought young children to Him, that He should touch them: and His disciples rebuked those that brought them. But when Jesus saw it, He was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto Me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God

he`s going to touch them, bad bad man

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Female 119
thats totally made my day.
bad jesus, bad, stop that.
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Male 2,619
"Come children, i will show you paradise"
Kudos to jesus and his impressive boner
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Male 38
is facylad`s alone to run this website?
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Male 24
ROFLECOPTOR!!
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Male 506
he is risen indeed
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Male 170
thats some funny sh*t
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Male 9,305
You want something more offensive?

You hardcore religious zealots are gonna hate me...

NSFW...NOT THAT YOU SHOULD EVEN BE LOOKING AT THIS SITE IF YOU ARE INDEED AT WORK! LAZY ASS!

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Male 34
whitecuban, do you mean you have a boner or a jesus light switch?
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Male 181
Jesus loves you...long time.
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Female 204
oh god. i think i have that light switch.
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Female 427
WTF? LOL. I slightly want this.
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Female 195
He HAS risen!
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Male 16
i have one of those in my house and i dont believe in god lol
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Female 353
so what... is michel jackson related then?
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Female 147
Citadel is a bigot who has no sense of humor or respect for other lifestyles!

Take your homophobic slurs and shove them up your ass, bitch!

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Female 464
Haha! Risen. Lol :3
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Male 112
Jesus Loves You.
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Male 11,739
That should have been Michael Jackson standing between 2 boys.
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Male 486
thats gay, jesus rocks yall suck who mock him burn heathens burn


dont bother replying i never check back once i posted

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Male 2,372
No no...MUHAMMAD was the pedophile..

Jesus was the guy that had no sex... :-D

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Female 444
I saw this on digg awhile back. Surprised it took so long to get over here.

It does confirm my beliefs in Christianity, however. ;)

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Male 96
luckyse7en, what are you talki---....oh my god... THATS HORRIBLE! now i see it
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Male 464
Is that a gun under your robes or are you happy to see me?
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Female 17
Does it say honer thy father and mother?
By doing what exactly?
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Male 12,138
My god luckyse7en, you`re right! Everyone, look again! How could we have missed it?
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Male 10,440
Would Christian parents allow Jesus to molest their children? Seriously! I want to know!
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Female 17
HA! That`s great!
It looks like he`s trying to push the children closer to "the switch".
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Male 386
They got my picture wrong.

What kind of MAN has long hair?

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Female 360
That`s hilarious.
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Female 1,407
*facepalm* Good Lord. -_-...
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Male 641
Best link caption ever... Period.
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Male 2,395
Doesn`t anyone notice any sexual innuendo there??
Like how the switch is like placed on his unmentionables?
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Male 686
"Emmm, Jesus?" "What is it, My Child? Do you have a question?" "No, emm....Jesus?" *points down* "Oh, CRAP! Third time this week, I`m TIRED of this! Man! Talk about bad timing, eh?"
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Female 731
Wow, he HAS arisen. *wink*
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Male 176
IT`S A GLORYHOLE!!!!
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Male 1,053
omg thats sick man, i cant stop watching
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Female 657
xD Beautiful caption.
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Male 445
DEATH TO ALL THAT INSULT ISL ... Oh wait. Right, that`s somebody else.
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Female 7
he is risen indeed :D
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Male 36
I knew Jesus loved everyone, but I never knew he had a certain... taste... for children...
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Female 188
Ew. It looks like he wants to molest her O.o
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Female 128
GOD LOVES YOU
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Male 12,138
That`s just nasty...
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Male 1,053
JESUS IS PEDO :)
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Male 1,114
Hilarious design flaw... Makes me wanna get it almost, but it has the criminal that is Jesus on it.

Nice new dp fancylad

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Female 60
*coughs*
I wonder if the creator had any idea that, that would end up happening?

BTW, who would actually own something like this other than child predators?

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Male 28
Heh.
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Female 4,225
just wrong
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Male 724
Slash rofl.
Christians should hate this to death.
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Male 1,244
Burt Furnny
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Male 1,244
Oh my gosh, thats awful
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Female 364
jesus is a pedophile....
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Male 1,228
Nice new avatar, Fancy.

The fact he`s staring at the girl doesn`t help.

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Female 775
Hah! funny..
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Female 781
They didn`t think this one through... The creepiest part is the children. D:
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Female 364
ewwwwwww....
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Male 741
L.Ron Hubbard was right?
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Male 395
hehehe! Classy!
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Female 162
Heh xD
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Female 1,984
... I don`t like...
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Male 20,827
Link: Jesus Light Switch [Rate Link] - He is risen.
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