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Date: 05/16/08 03:02 PM

81 Responses to Jesus Light Switch

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    Link: Jesus Light Switch - He is risen.
  2. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    ... I don`t like...
  3. Profile photo of oops_you_die
    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Heh xD
  4. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    hehehe! Classy!
  5. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    L.Ron Hubbard was right?
  6. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    ewwwwwww....
  7. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    They didn`t think this one through... The creepiest part is the children. D:
  8. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Hah! funny..
  9. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    Nice new avatar, Fancy.

    The fact he`s staring at the girl doesn`t help.

  10. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    jesus is a pedophile....
  11. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    Oh my gosh, thats awful
  12. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    Burt Furnny
  13. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    728 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Slash rofl.
    Christians should hate this to death.
  14. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    just wrong
  15. Profile photo of TeenGohan
    TeenGohan Male 13-17
    28 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    Heh.
  16. Profile photo of Samigator
    Samigator Female 13-17
    60 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    *coughs*
    I wonder if the creator had any idea that, that would end up happening?

    BTW, who would actually own something like this other than child predators?

  17. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    Hilarious design flaw... Makes me wanna get it almost, but it has the criminal that is Jesus on it.

    Nice new dp fancylad

  18. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    JESUS IS PEDO :)
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    That`s just nasty...
  20. Profile photo of Ericarox
    Ericarox Female 13-17
    128 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    GOD LOVES YOU
  21. Profile photo of MUSICISSWEET
    MUSICISSWEET Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Ew. It looks like he wants to molest her O.o
  22. Profile photo of Superswan
    Superswan Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    I knew Jesus loved everyone, but I never knew he had a certain... taste... for children...
  23. Profile photo of blondiexhabi
    blondiexhabi Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    he is risen indeed :D
  24. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    DEATH TO ALL THAT INSULT ISL ... Oh wait. Right, that`s somebody else.
  25. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    xD Beautiful caption.
  26. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    omg thats sick man, i cant stop watching
  27. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    IT`S A GLORYHOLE!!!!
  28. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    Wow, he HAS arisen. *wink*
  29. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    "Emmm, Jesus?" "What is it, My Child? Do you have a question?" "No, emm....Jesus?" *points down* "Oh, CRAP! Third time this week, I`m TIRED of this! Man! Talk about bad timing, eh?"
  30. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Doesn`t anyone notice any sexual innuendo there??
    Like how the switch is like placed on his unmentionables?
  31. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    Best link caption ever... Period.
  32. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    *facepalm* Good Lord. -_-...
  33. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    That`s hilarious.
  34. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    They got my picture wrong.

    What kind of MAN has long hair?

  35. Profile photo of spartandeb
    spartandeb Female 18-29
    17 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    HA! That`s great!
    It looks like he`s trying to push the children closer to "the switch".
  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    Would Christian parents allow Jesus to molest their children? Seriously! I want to know!
  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    My god luckyse7en, you`re right! Everyone, look again! How could we have missed it?
  38. Profile photo of spartandeb
    spartandeb Female 18-29
    17 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    Does it say honer thy father and mother?
    By doing what exactly?
  39. Profile photo of BrokenJohn
    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
    469 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Is that a gun under your robes or are you happy to see me?
  40. Profile photo of lecanadien
    lecanadien Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    luckyse7en, what are you talki---....oh my god... THATS HORRIBLE! now i see it
  41. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    I saw this on digg awhile back. Surprised it took so long to get over here.

    It does confirm my beliefs in Christianity, however. ;)

  42. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    No no...MUHAMMAD was the pedophile..

    Jesus was the guy that had no sex... :-D

  43. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    thats gay, jesus rocks yall suck who mock him burn heathens burn


    dont bother replying i never check back once i posted

  44. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    That should have been Michael Jackson standing between 2 boys.
  45. Profile photo of DCH4LiFe
    DCH4LiFe Male 13-17
    112 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Jesus Loves You.
  46. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Haha! Risen. Lol :3
  47. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    Citadel is a bigot who has no sense of humor or respect for other lifestyles!

    Take your homophobic slurs and shove them up your ass, bitch!

  48. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    so what... is michel jackson related then?
  49. Profile photo of wHiTeCuBaN13
    wHiTeCuBaN13 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    i have one of those in my house and i dont believe in god lol
  50. Profile photo of kalela
    kalela Female 18-29
    195 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    He HAS risen!
  51. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    WTF? LOL. I slightly want this.
  52. Profile photo of subzeroblue2
    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    oh god. i think i have that light switch.
  53. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    182 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    Jesus loves you...long time.
  54. Profile photo of robertdog
    robertdog Male 13-17
    34 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    whitecuban, do you mean you have a boner or a jesus light switch?
  55. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    You want something more offensive?

    You hardcore religious zealots are gonna hate me...

    NSFW...NOT THAT YOU SHOULD EVEN BE LOOKING AT THIS SITE IF YOU ARE INDEED AT WORK! LAZY ASS!

  56. Profile photo of RodneyJason
    RodneyJason Male 18-29
    170 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    thats some funny sh*t
  57. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    he is risen indeed
  58. Profile photo of nitefang
    nitefang Male 13-17
    24 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 12:32 am
    ROFLECOPTOR!!
  59. Profile photo of Vendredi
    Vendredi Male 18-29
    38 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 1:18 am
    is facylad`s alone to run this website?
  60. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 5:18 am
    "Come children, i will show you paradise"
    Kudos to jesus and his impressive boner
  61. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 5:31 am
    thats totally made my day.
    bad jesus, bad, stop that.
  62. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 5:36 am
    sorry to quote the bible, but it just reminded me of it.

    And they brought young children to Him, that He should touch them: and His disciples rebuked those that brought them. But when Jesus saw it, He was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto Me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God

    he`s going to touch them, bad bad man

  63. Profile photo of chalky
    chalky Male 13-17
    15 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 5:56 am
    wow he has risen in more ways than one
  64. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 6:53 am
    ROFL. Oh god. XD

    Thing is, I first saw "Jesus Light Switch" and had an image of a Death Note thing, with Light switching bodies with Jesus, and finally becoming GOD OF A NEW WORLD. Whilst Jesus was going around showing L magic tricks by walking on water and turning bread into cake.

  65. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 7:54 am
    ROFLMFAO. I just disturbed EVERYONE in my office laughing so hard at this. Absolutely amazing.

    I knew Jews were supposed to be small, but was the Son of God really only hung like a lightswitch?

  66. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 8:00 am
    Got Jesus?
    Jesus got wood!
  67. Profile photo of NamakeMono
    NamakeMono Female 18-29
    189 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:01 am
    Lol, seen it before but still pretty funny!
  68. Profile photo of maryinblue
    maryinblue Female 18-29
    63 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 11:58 am
    No smartasses, it IS "He IS risen".

    Look it up.

  69. Profile photo of maryinblue
    maryinblue Female 18-29
    63 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    Ah, here you go:

    Mark 16:6
    And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified: he IS risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him.

  70. Profile photo of maryinblue
    maryinblue Female 18-29
    63 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    "behold the place where they laid him..."

    Hehe.

  71. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! omg, i am literally unable to stop laughing. (as a bonus, i am currently listening to reel big fish`s "drunk again". the line just now: "..finding your hole and making it bigger.")

    ha ha! priceless! *favorite*

  72. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    ahahaha. that`s great (Y)
  73. Profile photo of ace_musicdj
    ace_musicdj Male 18-29
    33 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    wrong positioning of the switch LMAO... design flaw i guess.
  74. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 5:57 am
    No one noticed the commandment written on it? "Honor thy father and mother." Even creepier.
  75. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 10:30 am
    NYAAN! u stretched the page.
    i kinda want one..
  76. Profile photo of that70s_show
    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    thats kinda...messed up
  77. Profile photo of spookybee
    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    am i the only one who noticed the very WRONG placement of the switch on Jesus`s body? When the switch is on, Jesus is boing oing!
  78. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    haha that is so... perfect for religion.
  79. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    spookybee - are you joking me?


    This is the ENTIRE point. (lol, point)

  80. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I was touched by the holy spirit"
  81. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    February 27, 2009 at 3:00 am
    Honor thy father and mother seems kind of random to put on there.

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