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Date: 05/11/08 10:00 AM

110 Responses to If Nintendo Made Halo 3

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 7:32 am
    Link: If Nintendo Made Halo 3 - Sometimes it`s best not to ask ``what if``...
  2. Profile photo of HRDankness
    HRDankness Male 18-29
    29 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Where did you go wrong Nintendo?
  3. Profile photo of Wentzel142
    Wentzel142 Male 13-17
    136 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:04 am
    WTF.. All I can say.
  4. Profile photo of mrjerrio
    mrjerrio Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:04 am
    thats probobly what they would do
  5. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:05 am
    `Twas funny.
  6. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:05 am
    O.O Scary!
  7. Profile photo of Flashbulb
    Flashbulb Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Hahaha, I thought it was funny
  8. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Ha that was aewsome. Halo rocks!
  9. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:12 am
    twas not funny
  10. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:12 am
    All of those games are better than Halo can ever hope to be. Words cannot describe how much I loathe that cliched piece of poo.

    "Oh no, aliens attacked us because the race of other aliens the worship has decided we don`t deserve life, even though they went extinct billions of years ago. Call in the badass dude who is the last super soldier we refuse to make more of."

    ANGER!!!!

  11. Profile photo of NunuChan
    NunuChan Male 18-29
    279 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:13 am
    ^wtf?

    Anyway fun vid :D

  12. Profile photo of Swisskid14
    Swisskid14 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:14 am
    I can tell you what would really happen you`d end up with Meteroid, because Microsoft just plagerized it from there
  13. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Only they decided to remove any traces of good story or believable reactions to events.
  14. Profile photo of garrett09
    garrett09 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:17 am
    that is one of the most hilarious video i have ever seen.
  15. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:18 am
    lol wtf?
  16. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:20 am
    =] I lol`d
  17. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:20 am
    All of those games are better than Halo can ever hope to be. Words cannot describe how much I loathe that cliched piece of poo.
    --------------------

    I agree. And you know what`s sad? On gamerankings.com (the site that compiles all game ratings into one percent), GTA IV has replaced Ocarina of Time as #1. In my opinion, nothing can ever replace OoT.

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    moojuiceman Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:21 am
    that was funny, even though i like nintendo, IF it was nintendo made it would have some sort of place where everyone meets up occaisionaly to have a cup of tea, (note never played any halo so dont know if this actuallt happens)
  19. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:22 am
    That was a pretty damn good take on a wide range of nintendo games.
  20. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:23 am
    haha that was good. it was true too. and unbalancing, are you a freak?
  21. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:23 am
    Oot has yet to be replaced as my favorite game. Next in line varies, but the position is currently held by Half-Life 2, followed by GTA IV.
  22. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:24 am
    i mean i like nintendo and all, but halo kicks ass
  23. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:25 am
    Nintendo god-dam RULES!!!

  24. Profile photo of zurgrock
    zurgrock Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:25 am
    I lold, id like to see them do team fortress 2 :P
  25. Profile photo of wildcatcher2
    wildcatcher2 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:26 am
    this was actually done pretty well
  26. Profile photo of soigieoto
    soigieoto Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:30 am
    you know it would sell millions
  27. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:31 am
    haha i liked it :)
  28. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:35 am
    haha i love nintendo ^^
    and Pokemon Snap! lmao
  29. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:50 am
    weird i seen this 30 minits ago
  30. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:52 am
    lol.
  31. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:55 am
    If it`s good, I`ll play it.

  32. Profile photo of Themantogoto
    Themantogoto Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:56 am
    i loled
  33. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 10:59 am
    HAHA this is like a fudgein nerd fight. "Nintendo is so much better `cause they have OoT! OMG, GTA IV is number 1! I will hang myself!"

    Haha screw you guys go xbox

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    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 11:02 am
    go nintendo. boo halo
  35. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 11:03 am
    That was the worst video any fanboy has ever made ¬_¬
  36. Profile photo of luckyaxolotl
    luckyaxolotl Male 18-29
    188 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:08 am
    I`m not sure I get it.
  37. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:09 am
    WTF?
  38. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:15 am
    DO A BARREL ROLL! <<< Win.

    This was, surprisingly, hilarious!

  39. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:26 am
    Halo is a snorefest but this did make me lol. "even if it is oooold"
  40. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 11:28 am
    Lololol o3o
  41. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:32 am
    Halo 3 sucked, but Id play that
  42. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:32 am
    FIRST POST
  43. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 11:36 am
    This really makes me want to take a needler to my stuffed animals. Somehow, I dont think that is entirely normal...
  44. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 11:36 am
    lol, i expected him to lose all of his armor after he crashed and have to play the game for 50 hours to get it back
  45. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 11:39 am
    DO A BARREL ROLL
  46. Profile photo of Delta255
    Delta255 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 11:45 am
    "I can tell you what would really happen you`d end up with Meteroid, because Microsoft just plagerized it from there."

    Wow you don`t know much about games do you? Microsoft didn`t plagiarize anything, and never mind the fact that that isn`t even the proper term for what you are trying to say. Please use a dictionary before trying to bash a company. They didn`t steal anything from Metriod, have you played the one for the Wii the whole first level is exactly like Halo`s first level.

  47. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:48 am
    halo campaign suck but the multiplayer is good
  48. Profile photo of SirKevin
    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:50 am
    "Oh no, aliens attacked us because the race of other aliens the worship has decided we don`t deserve life, even though they went extinct billions of years ago. Call in the badass dude who is the last super soldier we refuse to make more of."

    Uh huh. Recognise "oh-a-no! The princess is-a captured! Again."
    Cos nintendo are really creative. They have like five games they just remake with gimicks.
    Although I hate windows and microsoft, 360 does kick arse.

  49. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 11:58 am
    lol, I thought they were going to rant about it or something, but then I watched it and laughed, a lot. <3 Nintendo.
  50. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    LOL, so funny ^^
  51. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    SLIPPY! Oh your crashing antics... It`s a wonder you`re still alive.
  52. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    That was excellent! Nothing can beat Zelda though! Long live TLOZ!
  53. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    twisnt twunny
  54. Profile photo of alice_
    alice_ Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    Good idea-lame execution.

    But I am a little biased.

  55. Profile photo of badnusty
    badnusty Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Halo ftw
  56. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    i thought it was funny and creative
  57. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    Quik2TheStab

    "All of those games are better than Halo can ever hope to be. Words cannot describe how much I loathe that cliched piece of poo.

    "Oh no, aliens attacked us because the race of other aliens the worship has decided we don`t deserve life, even though they went extinct billions of years ago. Call in the badass dude who is the last super soldier we refuse to make more of."

    ANGER!!!!"

    Wow... You know more about the game than I do, and I own the game... I never really paid attention to the storyline.

  58. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    lol @ nintendo fanboys
  59. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    Not that funny. nintendo actually has creative and new gameplay as opposed to shooting aliens for 20 hours. OMGZZ 143 HALO! sorry but its overrated.
  60. Profile photo of colorsinscen
    colorsinscen Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    DO A BARREL ROLL!
  61. Profile photo of Prinn
    Prinn Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    Aww, this could have been so much more funny than it was :(
  62. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    LOL! They ought to make such a game, just for laughs.
  63. Profile photo of LadyDakkar
    LadyDakkar Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    Lol, that was good. Especially liked the Pokemon Snap spoof, I love that game, its addicting.
  64. Profile photo of 3R1N
    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    nintendo awww :)
    this made me laugh
  65. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    DO A BARREL ROLL! XD LMAO!
  66. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
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    May 11, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    Didn`t laugh once

    1 star

  67. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    Quik2TheStab

    I don`t even really like Halo, and I know it`s better than the same old crap Nintendo has been pumping out for decades.

  68. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    Okay, Pokemon Snap > Halo. Pokemon Snap owns every game on this earth besides the old Sonic games for SEGA.
  69. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    Love it.
  70. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    that would acually be an amazing game. i lolled @ barrel roll.
  71. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    i thought it was very simple and yet cool. good job.
  72. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    gotta love nintendo!
  73. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    oh hell yes im going to plug in my bad a$$ n64 and replay starfox 64! :D
  74. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    What I did was to play all my nintendo games is i got an emulation program like 1964 or Project 64 (google either) and got the roms for them, some are unreliable but i thought it was pretty cool to play N64 games on my PC
  75. Profile photo of annebbyx
    annebbyx Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    It`s funny, cause it`s so true..
  76. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    i laughed so hard when he said "Do a Barrel roll!" that is classic...
  77. Profile photo of robbery525
    robbery525 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    KICK@$$
  78. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
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    May 11, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    Halo > Every Nintendo game you idiots listed better than Halo, seriously guys, have some common sense, comparing Halo to Metroid is like comparing Gold to Dirt.
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    xskullkidx Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    would be the worlds greatest.
  80. Profile photo of Fool_Be_Gone
    Fool_Be_Gone Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    I thought it was really realy funny. Eff Halo 3 though. Eff it in the A.
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    turkeyman Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    lol wow pokemon snap reference, unbeleivable i never thought id be reminded of that.
  82. Profile photo of HeartsxxFade
    HeartsxxFade Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    lol so true..love the pokemon snap spoof
  83. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! If you dont think its funny then you`ve never had a N64. The last game I ever played on the 64 was Pokemon Snap about 3 months ago. And the Star Fox, I never thought I`d see that again. If they ever made that I would buy the Wii just for that. Then i would throw it away and continue with my PS3
  84. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    "Halo > Every Nintendo game you idiots listed better than Halo, seriously guys, have some common sense, comparing Halo to Metroid is like comparing Gold to Dirt."

    halo campaign is short, boring and easy(once again only multiplayer is good) at least mario was a challenge instead of beating entire a game in 20 min of gameplay u played for weeks

  85. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    lol i may be a nintendo fan boy at heart but that was funny
  86. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    BAhahahahh, thats was GREAT!!!!
  87. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    i laughed a little, despite that fact that i can`t stand halo and i love nintendo games(especially zelda) more than any other games...except maybe the old sonic games.
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    Kougaiji Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    damn, i didnt realize halo 3 looks this pooty
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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 12:25 am
    lol <3 the ending
  90. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2008 at 12:41 am
    HAHAHAHA ``DO A BARRELROLL !!!``. This video was so awsome ! I loved every part of it, literally. 4 stars !
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    richoricho Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2008 at 2:33 am
    Hilarious! well done.
  92. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 2:58 am
    ok that sucked. the title -If Nintendo Made Halo 3 had me thinking that all the Halo soldiers were gonna be replaced by Mario and Luigi and stuff fighting with sparkly stars and shot rainbows out their asses

    I feel so empty after watching the vid :(

  93. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 3:04 am
    -_-; sigh.... HALO IS OVER!!!!! STOP WITH THIS WORTHLESS GAMES!!!
  94. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 4:11 am
    Now that was funny.
  95. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 9:10 am
    I know all the Nintendo stuff was stereotypical, and thus will piss off all the sad little fan boys, but that was really cool!
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    dijipo Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2008 at 9:14 am
    oh my god that was funny...
  97. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2008 at 11:43 am
    Except Halo is very mediocre and Nintendo is amazing.
  98. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 11:48 am
    Ocarina of time was the best game ever
  99. Profile photo of soigieoto
    soigieoto Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    do a barrel roll
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    lyonartime Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    the starfox reference was sweet.
    if you have ever played any of the games, you know how much Slippy deserves to die.
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    DemonCurtain Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    Only time I laughed was Slippy`s crash.
    I guess I`m biased, I`ve played the Halo games and I thought, while okay, could have been much better.
    Same with Nintendo, they need to stop rehashing the cliched storylines as well.
    Ehh, I guess I`ve grown away from video games lately anyhow, so I don`t perticularly give a damn.
  102. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    *sigh, the popularity of Halo is a perfect example of why humanity is doomed -_-
  103. Profile photo of Swisskid14
    Swisskid14 Male 13-17
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    May 13, 2008 at 10:47 am
    Microsoft did to plagerize, examples: Replace Master Chief with Samus, The Covenant with Space Pirates and his supersuit with her supersuit. On to the comment that Halo is better than nintendo games: Did Halo sell 100 million copies? Didn`t think so!
  104. Profile photo of JoeBored
    JoeBored Male 13-17
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    May 15, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    its funny but i would be the same as holo 3 for the xbox if nintendo had made it
  105. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    May 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    LOLZ!! Funny!!
  106. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Lol that was hilarious, even if you like nintendo (which I do)
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    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
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    June 14, 2008 at 9:37 am
    Nintendo=bunch of asian nerds who have the minds of 9-year olds+ Halo 3,(possibly the best game made this millenium),= THE STUPIDEST GAME EVER!
  108. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 1:27 am
    Hahahha that was amazing! Pokemon Snap yeah! XD
  109. Profile photo of runescaper12
    runescaper12 Male 13-17
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    March 27, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    that was the greatest thing ive ever seen...
  110. Profile photo of retrogamer
    retrogamer Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    DO A BARREL ROLL

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