I-A-B PSA to All Incoming College Freshmen

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

You"re going to drink and when you do, don"t black out lest you find yourself in compromising positions like these saps.
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Female 4,197
i would rather get poofaced with mates who wont attack me :D The worst they done was hook me up with a cute guy... no wait, that was the best :D
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Male 60
Ah, the joys of college. <3
Shellie, the fun isn`t in being humiliated, its in being drunk. Sure, if you pass out first you might get `shamed` (as its called) but being drunk with friends is well worth it. It is just all around fun.
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Female 16
Yeah.When I couldn`t look at the pictures anymore, I just listened to that interesting version of Rape Me.
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Female 4,197
"This reminds me of the time my friend passed out on vodka when he was house sitting for his relatives. We tipped his chair upside down, whilst he was still it in. We smeared cat poo in his hair (which we picked up from the stairs that the cat had JUST done) we shaved his eyebrows off and set his arms on fire. He had blisters :| hahahahaha"

why would you do that? That`s awful not to mention dangerous... I really don`t understand the mentality of some people :(

From the majority of you replying here you cant wait to go to college to get stupidly drunk, pass out and be humiliated? why is that fun or something to look forward to???

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Male 3,296
thats was draten gross
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Female 1,120
There was only about two or three of them I havn`t seen before. Stupid, why would you let your self get like that?
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Male 181
whoisit12345 - if your post is any indication of the kind of work you do at school, I don`t think you`ll need to worry too much about college. Auto repair school, perhaps?
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Male 4,393
i in high school.... but i am sarced of going to
College :( .......
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Male 178
lulz Nirvana
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Female 576
Rape Me by Nirvana... nice song.

Rape Me by this guy... not a nice song.

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Male 1,053
lol, this was very kool :P cant wait till im at collage
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Female 29
haha,the reason to NEVER be the first one to pass out
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Female 112
the song was annoying buy that was funny
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Male 161
especially his welcome to the jungle parody
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Male 161
gotta love richard cheese.
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Female 738
I`m not gonna pretend that I didn`t do some crazy sh*t in college, but I never got that wasted- that`s just stupid.

and Gunit 1- the song is a Richard Cheese lounge parody of the Nirvana song "Rape Me."

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Female 1,212
The balancing act was impressive. Thankfully I`ve never passed out in front of friends!
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Male 1,270
To all saying they`re not gonna drink at uni/college, that`s bullshi*t...
99% of people drink at uni...I even know some people who hadn`t touched a drop of booze since they got here...even for religious reasons...

But now they`re the ones getting the most wasted.

Drinking games FTW.

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Female 850
Was that song saying: `Rape me, rape me agian`
or...
`Rate me, rate me agian`???
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Female 48
This is what I have to look forward to seeing in the Fall?

Sweet.

Oh, and the song is by Richard Cheese. I love him.

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Female 126
that`s great. i loved the one where they balanced the sofa on top of the book case.
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Male 20
lol.

This reminds me of the time my friend passed out on vodka when he was house sitting for his relatives. We tipped his chair upside down, whilst he was still it in. We smeared cat poo in his hair (which we picked up from the stairs that the cat had JUST done) we shaved his eyebrows off and set his arms on fire. He had blisters :| hahahahaha

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Male 4,867
ahaha. i cant wait till uni.
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Male 1,354
I reiterate: if I am passed out and you f.uck with me like this, I will kill 3 generations of your family, and I will waterboard you until you believe that you can fly out of a 20 story bultding.
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Female 465
Oh dear... this reminds me of some priceless uni moments...
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Male 637
This is why I don`t drink. And like Pabasa said, it`s 50x more fun to watch others.
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Male 189
ahhhh memories

Because of alcohol the only way i remember anything from a night outis through photos lol

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Female 15,763
Ahhh I hate picture sin video format! I either get too little or too much time to look at them!
Dx
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Male 838
I love the ones with the couches in odd positions... I always imagine myself as the victim and waking up and wondering what they must think... I`ve never gotten that annihilated, but it sure is fun to watch.
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Male 3,631
I loved the remake, and am very glad somebody revealed the artist. How hilarious for those aware of such a stark backdrop against which to parody - I actually like this better than the original, since I never really go the song and juxtaposing it with these images finally gave it a chance to all come together...
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Male 170
Nirvana made this song sound so much better,

I lold though

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Female 4,197
people are proud of getting this drunk... why?
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Male 4,012
The way I see it ThursdayLark, I have even more fun not drinking than my friends that do.

Once you stay in the bar late enough, you get to see your classmates start doing all sorts of ridiculous stuff, like dancing on the tables and shoving their boobies in my face. Oh and the look of disbeleive/shock/sheepishness the morning after is also priceless.

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Male 592
I miss college :(
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Female 657
"And ThursdayLark, yes, yes indeed. And you too, if you drink alcohol."

Arg. Even more reason for me to consider not drinking..

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Male 4,012
That`s one way to have a smokin` hot ass.

And ThursdayLark, yes, yes indeed. And you too, if you drink alcohol.

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Male 95
It`s 9:38 PM
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Female 657
Arg. I start university this fall. Do I *really* have this to look forward to in my peers? =/
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Female 1,441
Ew. Humans can be filthy.
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Female 297
didn`t like the song but the videos made me go "what would their mother think?"
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Male 209
canadians FTW!

LMFAO GREaT SONG CHoICE!!!

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Male 2,076
eh
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Male 84
it`s fairly easy to get that drunk...my fraternity`s favorite method of dealing with this type of idiot was to duct tape them into a hammock and hang them from the front 2nd story balcony. it works wonders on pledges :D
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Male 340
Rape Me was a horrible song but the post otherwise was decent, most of those were old.
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Male 548
lol thats the jazz version of Rape Me by Nirvana hahah havent heard that is a while
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Female 1,589
Wow, how do you allow yourself to get that drunk?
Showing off most likely...
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Male 513

P.S.

LoofahBoy, I love the profile picture.lol

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Male 513

LOL... Richard(Dick) Cheese has some really funny songs. Even though they`re all covers.
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Female 512
some of them didnt look comfy. some were gross
and some made me laugh.
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Female 2,196
Lol but kinda nasty
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Male 3,301
Hehehehe, I start ASU this fall. Cant wait to wake up naked somewhere in a desert wash.
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Female 118
why were people touching their butts?

yuck.

and was that cum on the face of a guy in one of those last pictures?

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Male 1,825
haha, i hate lounge versions of songs
i`d rather be a crazy american then a boring canadian
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Male 9,306
Post: Don`t act like Canada doesn`t have booze. ;)

The face-in-the-urinal made me put down my food and scoot it away.

I should go back to school, see if I can`t get invited to a kegger JUST to see the progression of all this...as well as write on a guy`s face. XD

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Male 77
crazy americans!
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Male 3
Well, they deserve it.
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Male 20,188
Link: I-A-B PSA to All Incoming College Freshmen [Rate Link] - You`re going to drink and when you do, don`t black out lest you find yourself in compromising positions like these saps.
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