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Date: 05/24/08 08:02 PM

57 Responses to I-A-B PSA to All Incoming College Freshmen

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    Link: I-A-B PSA to All Incoming College Freshmen - You`re going to drink and when you do, don`t black out lest you find yourself in compromising positions like these saps.
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    danabc2 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Well, they deserve it.
  3. Profile photo of PostModern
    PostModern Male 18-29
    77 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    crazy americans!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Post: Don`t act like Canada doesn`t have booze. ;)

    The face-in-the-urinal made me put down my food and scoot it away.

    I should go back to school, see if I can`t get invited to a kegger JUST to see the progression of all this...as well as write on a guy`s face. XD

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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    haha, i hate lounge versions of songs
    i`d rather be a crazy american then a boring canadian
  6. Profile photo of DragonWinter
    DragonWinter Female 13-17
    118 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    why were people touching their butts?

    yuck.

    and was that cum on the face of a guy in one of those last pictures?

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Hehehehe, I start ASU this fall. Cant wait to wake up naked somewhere in a desert wash.
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Lol but kinda nasty
  9. Profile photo of specialque
    specialque Female 13-17
    512 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    some of them didnt look comfy. some were gross
    and some made me laugh.
  10. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    LOL... Richard(Dick) Cheese has some really funny songs. Even though they`re all covers.
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    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    P.S.

    LoofahBoy, I love the profile picture.lol

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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    Wow, how do you allow yourself to get that drunk?
    Showing off most likely...
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    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    lol thats the jazz version of Rape Me by Nirvana hahah havent heard that is a while
  14. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    Rape Me was a horrible song but the post otherwise was decent, most of those were old.
  15. Profile photo of Focusfired
    Focusfired Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    it`s fairly easy to get that drunk...my fraternity`s favorite method of dealing with this type of idiot was to duct tape them into a hammock and hang them from the front 2nd story balcony. it works wonders on pledges :D
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    eh
  17. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    canadians FTW!

    LMFAO GREaT SONG CHoICE!!!

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    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    didn`t like the song but the videos made me go "what would their mother think?"
  19. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    Ew. Humans can be filthy.
  20. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    Arg. I start university this fall. Do I *really* have this to look forward to in my peers? =/
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    girlsn0tgrey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    It`s 9:38 PM
  22. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    That`s one way to have a smokin` hot ass.

    And ThursdayLark, yes, yes indeed. And you too, if you drink alcohol.

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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    "And ThursdayLark, yes, yes indeed. And you too, if you drink alcohol."

    Arg. Even more reason for me to consider not drinking..

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    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    I miss college :(
  25. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 10:52 pm
    The way I see it ThursdayLark, I have even more fun not drinking than my friends that do.

    Once you stay in the bar late enough, you get to see your classmates start doing all sorts of ridiculous stuff, like dancing on the tables and shoving their boobies in my face. Oh and the look of disbeleive/shock/sheepishness the morning after is also priceless.

  26. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    people are proud of getting this drunk... why?
  27. Profile photo of RodneyJason
    RodneyJason Male 18-29
    170 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Nirvana made this song sound so much better,

    I lold though

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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 12:10 am
    I loved the remake, and am very glad somebody revealed the artist. How hilarious for those aware of such a stark backdrop against which to parody - I actually like this better than the original, since I never really go the song and juxtaposing it with these images finally gave it a chance to all come together...
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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 12:13 am
    I love the ones with the couches in odd positions... I always imagine myself as the victim and waking up and wondering what they must think... I`ve never gotten that annihilated, but it sure is fun to watch.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 12:46 am
    Ahhh I hate picture sin video format! I either get too little or too much time to look at them!
    Dx
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    herouk87 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 1:02 am
    ahhhh memories

    Because of alcohol the only way i remember anything from a night outis through photos lol

  32. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 1:05 am
    This is why I don`t drink. And like Pabasa said, it`s 50x more fun to watch others.
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    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 3:18 am
    Oh dear... this reminds me of some priceless uni moments...
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 3:25 am
    I reiterate: if I am passed out and you f.uck with me like this, I will kill 3 generations of your family, and I will waterboard you until you believe that you can fly out of a 20 story bultding.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 4:23 am
    ahaha. i cant wait till uni.
  36. Profile photo of Rektard
    Rektard Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 4:35 am
    lol.

    This reminds me of the time my friend passed out on vodka when he was house sitting for his relatives. We tipped his chair upside down, whilst he was still it in. We smeared cat poo in his hair (which we picked up from the stairs that the cat had JUST done) we shaved his eyebrows off and set his arms on fire. He had blisters :| hahahahaha

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    Tieagra Female 18-29
    126 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 6:24 am
    that`s great. i loved the one where they balanced the sofa on top of the book case.
  38. Profile photo of MissMistress
    MissMistress Female 18-29
    48 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 6:45 am
    This is what I have to look forward to seeing in the Fall?

    Sweet.

    Oh, and the song is by Richard Cheese. I love him.

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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 7:40 am
    Was that song saying: `Rape me, rape me agian`
    or...
    `Rate me, rate me agian`???
  40. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 8:39 am
    To all saying they`re not gonna drink at uni/college, that`s bullshi*t...
    99% of people drink at uni...I even know some people who hadn`t touched a drop of booze since they got here...even for religious reasons...

    But now they`re the ones getting the most wasted.

    Drinking games FTW.

  41. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 9:07 am
    The balancing act was impressive. Thankfully I`ve never passed out in front of friends!
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    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 9:18 am
    I`m not gonna pretend that I didn`t do some crazy sh*t in college, but I never got that wasted- that`s just stupid.

    and Gunit 1- the song is a Richard Cheese lounge parody of the Nirvana song "Rape Me."

  43. Profile photo of MitchelHunt
    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 9:20 am
    gotta love richard cheese.
  44. Profile photo of MitchelHunt
    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 9:22 am
    especially his welcome to the jungle parody
  45. Profile photo of mandapanda28
    mandapanda28 Female 13-17
    112 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 10:29 am
    the song was annoying buy that was funny
  46. Profile photo of AuroraRose
    AuroraRose Female 18-29
    29 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 10:44 am
    haha,the reason to NEVER be the first one to pass out
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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 11:32 am
    lol, this was very kool :P cant wait till im at collage
  48. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Rape Me by Nirvana... nice song.

    Rape Me by this guy... not a nice song.

  49. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 11:44 am
    lulz Nirvana
  50. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 11:51 am
    i in high school.... but i am sarced of going to
    College :( .......
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    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    whoisit12345 - if your post is any indication of the kind of work you do at school, I don`t think you`ll need to worry too much about college. Auto repair school, perhaps?
  52. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    There was only about two or three of them I havn`t seen before. Stupid, why would you let your self get like that?
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    thats was draten gross
  54. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    "This reminds me of the time my friend passed out on vodka when he was house sitting for his relatives. We tipped his chair upside down, whilst he was still it in. We smeared cat poo in his hair (which we picked up from the stairs that the cat had JUST done) we shaved his eyebrows off and set his arms on fire. He had blisters :| hahahahaha"

    why would you do that? That`s awful not to mention dangerous... I really don`t understand the mentality of some people :(

    From the majority of you replying here you cant wait to go to college to get stupidly drunk, pass out and be humiliated? why is that fun or something to look forward to???

  55. Profile photo of OliverSudden
    OliverSudden Female 13-17
    16 posts
    May 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    Yeah.When I couldn`t look at the pictures anymore, I just listened to that interesting version of Rape Me.
  56. Profile photo of Resop
    Resop Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 26, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    Ah, the joys of college. <3
    Shellie, the fun isn`t in being humiliated, its in being drunk. Sure, if you pass out first you might get `shamed` (as its called) but being drunk with friends is well worth it. It is just all around fun.
  57. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:07 am
    i would rather get poofaced with mates who wont attack me :D The worst they done was hook me up with a cute guy... no wait, that was the best :D

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