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Date: 05/10/08 01:02 PM

54 Responses to How to Stay Safe in Time of War

  1. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 3:54 am
    Link: How to Stay Safe in Time of War - Just read the captions that go along with each image--you`ll be safe in no time.
  2. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    heh, kind of funny.
  3. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    "Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds."
    haha I`m gonna try that
  4. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    repost i think
  5. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    Old, but it doesn`t matter. These are great.
    Were these pictures really commissioned or is it just a laugh?
  6. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    "Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds."

    Best one in my opinion :D. These were hilarious.

  7. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    I`m gonna try that :)
  8. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    "If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

    xD My favourite.

  9. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    seen something like this before, but this one is better. I lol`d XD
  10. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    Hehe, this is funny.

    @magic_number: the pictures are real but the captions were changed.

  11. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now.
    That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there.

    Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes:
    - individual dose
    - family value size
    - neighborhood spray pump size
    - supersize!

    haha best ones in my opinion

  12. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
    308 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    `That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there`

    Awesome

  13. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    Funny, last is best
  14. Profile photo of BrokenJohn
    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
    464 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    I saw this on StumbleUpon months ago.
    Seriously, when you start Stumbling, you eventually run out of internet.:-|
  15. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    wow, this is at least five years old, but yeah, still funny.
  16. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    Lies! I bet the radiation-absorbing groin challenge by seven seconds!
  17. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    "That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there."
    LOL
  18. Profile photo of TrishIsADork
    TrishIsADork Female 18-29
    135 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    I lol`d... again.
  19. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    all of this information is really gonna come in handy some day.
  20. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    okey how many times has this been reposted?

    I swear this is the fourth time its been posted on this site.

  21. Profile photo of HeartsxxFade
    HeartsxxFade Female 13-17
    89 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    lol funny
  22. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    Ahahaa
    NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!
  23. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    hahah that was lame
  24. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    Doesn`t matter if it is a repost, it is still funny.
  25. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    Lulz XD
  26. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    that was great :) i thought this one was the best "If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell".
  27. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    hahah love it :)
  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    "That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there."

    I`m so bookmarking this. XD

  29. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Some of those were pretty funny.
  30. Profile photo of issac3500
    issac3500 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    If you`ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that. thats my fav!
  31. Profile photo of LadyDakkar
    LadyDakkar Female 18-29
    76 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    lol, that was great. My favorites:
    "If you are trapped with no hope of being found, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets."
    "If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell."
    "Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now. "
    Wonder what the actual captions are for some of these.
  32. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Some of those were just hilarious ^^
  33. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    why did i just subject myself to that....
  34. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    It may be a repost but I haven`t seen it before. It was funny as!

    "If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell."
    "That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there."

    they were my two faves :D

  35. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    Lol XD That was hilarious!
  36. Profile photo of Almiria
    Almiria Female 13-17
    16 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    I think they`ve added to it since the last time I`ve seen this website. I still love it.
  37. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    genius. pure genius.
  38. Profile photo of ChestyLaRoo
    ChestyLaRoo Female 18-29
    215 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    That was silly
  39. Profile photo of CharliMonsta
    CharliMonsta Female 18-29
    128 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    my face hurts from laughing so much.
    SRSLY.
  40. Profile photo of that70s_show
    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    omg thats hilarious...where do people find this stuff?
  41. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    These were on here a longgg time ago with diffrent funny captions and more pics...airline captions
  42. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    i liked the bedroom door is a gateway to hell lol
  43. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:40 am
    well im just glad that these people find it funny. in the last thread people were moaning and claming that they seen it before.
  44. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:45 am
    "If you`ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that."

    lmao

  45. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 5:06 am
    I haven`t found IAB side-splittingly funny ina long time. LOL!
  46. Profile photo of manditaaknfv
    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:41 am
    If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
  47. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 9:57 am
    ^ The karate chop was probably my favorite one... Other than that, I liked:

    "If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. "
    And
    "If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder."

  48. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:14 am
    not bad at all
  49. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:22 am
    isnt this just a rip off of Airtoons?
  50. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    hahahahahah.
  51. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    repost.

    Funny, but I found this one rather disturbing:

  52. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    Now you know where my avatar is from- the only change being the addition `ROFL` which denotes that you must Stop, Drop, and ROFL.
  53. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    lmfao. thats funny. =]
  54. Profile photo of YouDaftPunk
    YouDaftPunk Male 13-17
    44 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    My favorites are:
    "If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor."
    "Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood."
    and "Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it."

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