How to Stay Safe in Time of War

Submitted by: DaPalooka 8 years ago Funny
http://www.safenow.org/

Just read the captions that go along with each image--you"ll be safe in no time.
There are 54 comments:
Male 44
My favorites are:
"If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor."
"Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood."
and "Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it."
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Female 375
lmfao. thats funny. =]
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Male 1,455
Now you know where my avatar is from- the only change being the addition `ROFL` which denotes that you must Stop, Drop, and ROFL.
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Male 10,440
repost.

Funny, but I found this one rather disturbing:

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Female 2,695
hahahahahah.
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Male 1,853
isnt this just a rip off of Airtoons?
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Male 396
not bad at all
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Male 637
^ The karate chop was probably my favorite one... Other than that, I liked:

"If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. "
And
"If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder."

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Female 288
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
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Female 486
I haven`t found IAB side-splittingly funny ina long time. LOL!
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Male 483
"If you`ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that."

lmao

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Male 962
well im just glad that these people find it funny. in the last thread people were moaning and claming that they seen it before.
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Female 1,890
i liked the bedroom door is a gateway to hell lol
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Male 416
These were on here a longgg time ago with diffrent funny captions and more pics...airline captions
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Male 169
omg thats hilarious...where do people find this stuff?
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Female 128
my face hurts from laughing so much.
SRSLY.
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Female 215
That was silly
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Male 397
genius. pure genius.
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Female 16
I think they`ve added to it since the last time I`ve seen this website. I still love it.
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Male 292
Lol XD That was hilarious!
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Female 4,197
It may be a repost but I haven`t seen it before. It was funny as!

"If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell."
"That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there."

they were my two faves :D

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Female 531
why did i just subject myself to that....
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Male 516
Some of those were just hilarious ^^
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Female 76
lol, that was great. My favorites:
"If you are trapped with no hope of being found, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets."
"If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell."
"Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now. "
Wonder what the actual captions are for some of these.
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Male 9
If you`ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that. thats my fav!
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Female 2,196
Some of those were pretty funny.
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Male 9,306
"That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there."

I`m so bookmarking this. XD

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Female 649
hahah love it :)
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Male 553
that was great :) i thought this one was the best "If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell".
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Male 292
Lulz XD
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Female 317
Doesn`t matter if it is a repost, it is still funny.
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Male 3,296
hahah that was lame
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Female 377
Ahahaa
NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!
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Female 89
lol funny
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Male 962
okey how many times has this been reposted?

I swear this is the fourth time its been posted on this site.

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Male 608
all of this information is really gonna come in handy some day.
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Female 135
I lol`d... again.
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Female 1,212
"That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there."
LOL
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Female 960
Lies! I bet the radiation-absorbing groin challenge by seven seconds!
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Male 592
wow, this is at least five years old, but yeah, still funny.
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Male 464
I saw this on StumbleUpon months ago.
Seriously, when you start Stumbling, you eventually run out of internet.:-|
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Male 1,053
Funny, last is best
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Female 308
`That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there`

Awesome

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Female 675
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now.
That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don`t go there.

Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes:
- individual dose
- family value size
- neighborhood spray pump size
- supersize!

haha best ones in my opinion

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Female 924
Hehe, this is funny.

@magic_number: the pictures are real but the captions were changed.

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Female 465
seen something like this before, but this one is better. I lol`d XD
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Female 1,002
"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

xD My favourite.

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Female 464
I`m gonna try that :)
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Male 271
"Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds."

Best one in my opinion :D. These were hilarious.

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Female 584
Old, but it doesn`t matter. These are great.
Were these pictures really commissioned or is it just a laugh?
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Male 7,933
repost i think
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Male 541
"Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds."
haha I`m gonna try that
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Male 1,406
heh, kind of funny.
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Female 360
Link: How to Stay Safe in Time of War [Rate Link] - Just read the captions that go along with each image--you`ll be safe in no time.
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