How To Make Iced Tea

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird
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If this guy hasn"t killed anyone and buried them in his backyard yet, it"s only a matter of days.
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Male 56
Nightmares O_O
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Male 168
he sounds like kip on napoleon dynamite, exept like 5x creepier
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Female 393
ooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr you can just use powder like normal people. then all you do is add water and theres your iced tea -_-
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Male 663
christ that scared me
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Female 31
and now he can enjoy his "cookie time" with his mother while watching the price is right while drinking the magical elixir of dreams sometimes nightmares
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Female 31
but i like my ice tea tasting like cardboard
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Male 954
He`s a homicidal maniac who`s gone Martha Stewart!
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Male 658
Is that the guy that did the voice for the Speak-N-Spell?
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Male 37
"while it`s boiling you can tend to other things", like throwing some food scraps to mum in the basement.
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Female 348
sorry im too wimpy to watch this lol
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Male 22
Wow, this guy has no soul. He must be a zombie or something because no one talks that mono-toned, not even John Kerry or Bob Dole! He`s uber creepy and really needs to see a psychologist.
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Female 332
Iranian people do that...the sugar cube in the mouth thing...that`s as common there as spooning sugar in our tea or coffee.
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Female 332
That`s a good way to make an overabundance of tanic acid.

He`s trying to kill us all.

I was listening to Bohemian Rhapsody while that was playing....kinda fitting. Interesting.

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Male 693
I have a really simple way of making iced tea..

1. Boil tea
2.Get cup with lots of ice
3. pour tea
4. put sugar cubes in mouth while drinking iced tea to get sweetness

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Male 693
LMAO
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Male 390
The ending scared the $hit outta me.
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Female 818
Aww, he just ruined it at the end. Totally ruined it.
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Male 32
It puts the iced tea on it`s skin or else it gets the hose again...
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Female 583
I couldn`t look away from his eyes! His lack of eyelid movement disturbed me.

I have to go have a shower now and I`m afraid I`ll turn around and he`ll be standing there doing his creepy laugh/howl. :-/

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Female 488
ok that just really scared me

i hope this is a joke. oh god please let him not be real.
i`ll have nightmares

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Male 135
Removing the tags will keep the tea from tasting like cardboard.
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Female 325
um, why was his burner purple?

also, you could just boil some water, throw it in a pitcher with the sugar and tea bags, stir it around a bit, toss the bags and add ice and cold water. sometimes a shot of lemon juice is good times. i mean, it`s not rocket science, creepy.

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Male 13
I was waiting for "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
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Female 12
If you go on youtube, this guy makes a blog video everyday
they`re very pointless
he is a very creepy man
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Female 12
that was the creepiest thing i have ever seen
his sugar cup was nasty
i love the "sometimes nightmares"
haha
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Male 967
Looks like he`d enjoy teabagging, too! WTF?!?!
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Male 58
I`m not sure if he was being serious and showing people how to make tea, or if he was just trying to be weird.
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Female 415
That man and his lazy eye will haunt my dreams
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Male 350
That was seriously creepy. Hes suttsteve on youtube.
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Male 162
oh my gosh,
why did i watch that at 10 in the evening?
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Female 1
"or your nightmares"
it is now matey.
why the hell did he boil tea???
you just don`t do that!
i know, i`m English.
you pour boiling water over the leaves and leave it. the clue`s it the name tea LEAVEs.
for ice tea put honey in to sweeten it as it soothes throats and, if it`s local produce, helps alleviate symptoms of hayfever. not a cup of sugar from a spoon which looked like it had recently been used to scoop the brains out of his last victim.
YOU DO NOT PUT BAGS IN THE WATER AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT RESEMBLES A POURLY MADE BEEF STEW.
and that is how i know this HAS to be a fake...right?
please?
*locks doors and windows just in case*
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Male 9,305
Thanks Danny!
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Male 108
"Anyone know how to rip vids from embedding? I`m so itching to make a remix of this..."

Download this FLV, convert it to wmv or any other video file and edit :)

www.i-am-bored.com/media/HowToMakeIcedTea.flv

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Female 316
holy crap! his voice will forever haunt me. i didn`t even make it past halfway through the video. i sincerely hope for the sake of his entire community that he is doing that on purpose.
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Male 1,135
this dude is a kickass ice tea maker.. lol best part was like when he was doin the dishes.. i was like wtf
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Male 909
It really wasn`t scary, and EVERYTHING scares me.
But it was sort of weird.
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Male 109
Kill him. Kill him. That bastard needs to be killed at once. just think of the children.
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Male 1,036
The last 10 seconds totally gave it away. I was about to believe it until he was kinda crying in the night.
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Female 139
it might have been dried sugar, but did the measuring cup look absolutly disgusting when he held it up to the camera to n e one else?
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Female 465
Daddy?!
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Male 76
OMG this psycho needs to add an extra dose of lithium to his scary tea. That poor squirrel, I guess it became his lunch. `Would you like some tea?` NO THANKS! I`d like to see him bake cookies.
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Male 962
...okey
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Male 55
Don`t follow his recipie! If you do, he`ll be able to see into your soul and will kill you from the inside!
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Male 106
while watching this, i just killed my parents with a handyvac... oh god theres so much blood
how can someone have so much blood in them!

its not washing off, i`ve scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed, does anyone have any advice about removing blood from laminate flooring?

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Male 641
I just buy iced tea from the store already made... I guess I just suck.
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Female 469
Mmm mmm. My favorite drink. He so ruined it the moment he added sugar to the mix, however.
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Male 279
ok scary >.> the worse was when he told you what to do when the water was boiling, like doing the dishes or watching the wild life lol
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Male 9,305
Crap, can`t take it from here, I`d need the url for it`s origin to get the video.
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Male 23
OMG this guy looks like a child rapest!!!!! BTW that does not seem like a good way to make iced tea. I prefer just using the crystal light mix because it is so easy to do.
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Male 486
i literately passed out watching this vid, long and boring enough to make me fall asleep so
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Male 1
"get 4 or 5 small teabags and remove their cardboard tags removing the tags will keep the tea from tasting like cardboard"
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Female 162
lol teabags.

and that squirrel was insane!! xD

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Male 54
That was really frightening, especially the end.
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Female 2,289
He scares me.
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Male 46
Incase somebody hasnt said it already, on his YouTube channel someone commented "WTF? Is this guy for real? No offense...just seems like you are purposely acting weird..."
and he (suttsteve is the guys YouTube name) replied back "I was, at the beginning and the end of this video, to add flare to it. It`s called showmanship."

So he really isnt that creppy.

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Female 553
You all seem to complicate this.
Buy a large glass Sun Tea jar.
Put in water and tea.
Leave outside for 3-4 hours.

Done.

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Male 11
man id this guys serious hes weird and i will try to spoof this with a kool aid video
if he is playin then it was sill weird
SHIBBY
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Female 1
I`m from Alabama, where we practically have iced tea on tap, and I know for a fact that you should NEVER boil your water with tea bags in it. Always take it off the stove and then add the bags. If you boil it, you release tannin, which is very bitter. Also, I`ve never seen anyone add ice to the glass you`re going to drink from. I`ve always added it to the pitcher. If you don`t, and the tea`s freshly made, you get this weird hot on the bottom, cold on the top mixture. On a side note, what was up with that sugar scoop? There was white stuff all over it. Sugar doesn`t clump like that!
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Female 192
Hehe, I`ve seen some of his other videos on his Youtube channel. He`s not that creepy, he`s just acting like a serial killer in this one.

I kind of feel sorry for him though. I think he has a very boring life. |-(

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Male 4
I think Jeffery Dahmer`s dad has been making shroom tea. Keep your young boys away from him.
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Male 285
He sounds like the type of guy that was recently released from the mental ward...

...Looks like they released him early.

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Male 686
Had to stop watching after about 1 minute, waaay too creepy. I did skip ahead to the end though, as recommended.
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Male 108
I`m glad I wasn`t watching this at night...

I might have turned around and seen him... OFFER ME SOME OF THAT MAGICAL ELIXER OF DREAMS AND SOMETIMES NIGHTMARES!!!!! O.O

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Male 459
and while it`s boiling, you can tend to other things like the dishes or Grandma in the attic.
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Female 360
You know what.. I`ve known a few quiet, smiling types with bulging eyes.. Harmless, mostly friendly people who seem like they`re just on a different wave-length than everyone else.. a bit lonely maybe which is a possible reason for all the youtube "updates".. His youtube profile says he lives with his mother, sister, and nephew.. no wonder he reaches out to people online..

I agree with an earlier post that said boiling your tea like that makes it bitter - the temperature of the water you use to make tea shouldn`t exceed 160 degrees F, because anything over that will release the tannic acid in the leaves by "cooking" them, which is what leads to a bitter taste.

I`m a budding tea nerd.

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Male 201
I`m starting to get the feeling that this guy did this on purpose. I`m actually 95% sure of it now. It`s still creepy and I`m going to file a restraining order.
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Male 201
AAAAHH!!!! I`m already having nightmares and I`m not even sleeping!
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Male 391
i acctually learned a lot from this
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Male 19
That was really Creepy, 20 to 1 odds that he ends up on the news as a mass serial killer.
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Male 516
The end scared me!
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Female 2,695
also, i`m pretty sure that guy was acting like that on purpose.. right? -paranoia-
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Female 2,695
what i do is make "simple syrup" which is just however much sugar you want for a gallon of tea and enough water to cover it, and then you heat it up until the sugar is dissolved, then you take it off of the heat and use four of the same tea bags he used and let it steep for 20 minutes then pour it in your pitcher and fill it up to the gallon mark.

it`s refreshing :D

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Male 807
I liked it.
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Male 267
Here`s some more creepy goodness from Steve!

YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/suttsteve

website:
http://suttsteve.ueuo.com/

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Male 267
wow that was so creepy but I couldn`t stop watching it.

What was up with his laugh at the end?

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Male 265
I find this incredible funny :D
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Male 2,344
I`m so happy that was fake..otherwise I woukd have felt bad for the guy because he`s all alone and I woulda been freaked out because that...was not normal
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Male 132
LOLOLOL! I laughed the whole way through this, and for about 5 minutes after. I checked out the YouTube video to see what people said there and if/how he responded. Turned out, he was only acting weird, and he is GREAT at it.

When asked if he was acting to be weird, he replied. "I was, at the beginning and the end of this video, to add flare to it. It`s called showmanship."

I think he`s still pretty naturally creepy though.

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Male 1,228
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Male 1,111
kaseyface: lol no that`s how you make regular tea not sweet tea.

Hmmm is it weird he filmed this in my kitchen?

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Male 1,109
is this guy being serious?
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Female 662
Hahaha. That dude was so creepy.
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Female 226
Eh, needs more sugar. But anyway, that dude was seriously creepy. It was very funny though. And since at the end it says "Really Bored Productions" I`m guessing it was a joke and that he`s not really like that in real life. I hope he`s not really like that anyway.
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Male 10,440
Aarrgghh! He`s a villain.
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Male 63
Must see more of him! Post now!!!!!
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Female 460
I can`t decide if I want to go lock my doors and hide the teabags or bust out laughing at the goofy face he makes. e.O
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Female 165
I want to try his tea-making method. I didn`t find this creepy at all, in fact, it was actually a rather pleasant thing to watch. His voice did sound a little -- um -- sinister, from time to time, however.
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Female 2,220
Well, I didn`t know how to make it before, and now I do. So the video met it`s aim.
He, however, was terrifying.
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Female 110
I will NOT be able to sleep tonight...

Will probably wake up in the middle of a dream and scream "No! Not the teabags! NooooOOOoo!!!11one"

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Female 375
lol o.o that was...creepy...WOW........!
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Female 20
"and sometimes nightmares"

O.o` oooook then.

Wonder how many people he`s keeping in his basement...

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Male 7
i bet he`s the guy who does the voice of g-man from the halflife series..... *barely repressed shudder*
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Male 2,199
this must be a joke...
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Female 1
I was scared till laughing. That`s creepy. I wouldn`t want him as my neighbour.
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Female 3
Uhh... I am a little scared. This is how my boyfriend makes tea. :-?
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Male 1,583
Yeah grinnix.
*I move away from the mic to breathe in*
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Male 7
i bet he`s the guy who does the voice of g-man from the halflife series..... *barely repressed shudder*
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Male 1,583
my friend tricked me into drinking this really old expired iced tea that had been sitting in her bookbag for like a week and it tasted like rotten apples. it was so gross.
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Male 4,393
enjoy your tea.......... }-)
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Male 7
also, his mouth is to close to the mic, you can hear him breathe. amateur.
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Male 7
His voice is digitally modified. If you listen you can here the faint static in the background when he talks, but it is not present esle were, best example is when he is stirring the water with the bags. Or he is f-ing creepy, and has a s... crappy mic. probably the first reason. probably....
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Male 70
well one things for sure....theres a padded room out there in the world missing its occupant
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Male 5,970
typo in the description :D
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Male 2,309
That`s just acting.
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Female 358
Ahahaha!

"Then you stir...and you can tend to other things...Like watching the local wildlife..."

He was SO creepy! And the end...*shudders*

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Female 451
"removing the cardboard will make the tea not tast like cardboard"

this guy`s a freakin genius.

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Male 483
HE SOUNDED LIKE FRANK FROM DONNIE DARKO!!!!
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Female 91
Why is iced tea the stuff of nightmares? Did he put something in the sugar? This guy is freak-y.
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Male 3,301
He goes around in the night stealing people`s Ice Tea and drinking it while he screams. An Ice Tea vampire.
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Male 5
ayy nightshifter, whenever u videotape burners they come out in different colours. cameras pick up different arrays than our eyes
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Male 19
i say we shoot him now,!!!!

why wait? i am sure hes a "cereal" killer lol...

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Female 1,566
...that was not tea. That was the boiling blood of the previous occupants of the house that he killed. That was seriously scary. ):
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Female 42
I was strangely intrigued by this video. It was relaxing and kind of made me sleepy. He`s probably a professor.
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Male 12
that guy made his iced tea experience look like he´s a child malestor.....creeepyyyyy
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Female 221
Fill a gallon pitcher halfway with cold water. When the tea is done steeping, pour it into the cold water (keep the bags in the bowl/pan. You`ll need them).
Take the bowl and tea bags and very gently run cold water over them, pour it into the pitcher, and repeat until the pitcher is full (no need to stir). NEVER squeeze out the tea bags into the tea you are going to drink; it makes it bitter.

</epic homework procrastination>

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Female 221
That is an AWFUL way to make tea!! No wonder it needs so much sugar... it must be incredibly bitter. Here`s how you make GOOD tea (so good you really don`t even need sugar, believe it or not...)

Briefly boil some water (the same amount he used), but then take it off the burner. For a gallon of tea, use six large (but not the supersized) tea bags. If you only have little ones, then three small bags equal one big bag.

Do NOT ever "swish", squeeze, or agitate the tea bags more than necessary. I don`t really know the explanation, but tea has some sort of acid in it that causes the bitterness, and swishing and squeezing out the bags releases it into your batch of tea.

Simply place the tea bags in the water (off the burner) and let them soak it up (NO SWISHING!). You can push them down gently if you must. Steep for 3 to 8 minutes.

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Female 89
lol that was weird
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Male 100
That`s the best thing on IAB since "Smell Yo Dick."
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Female 127
I found it funny.
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Female 200
oh god! The ending was so crazy! Is this a joke...I hope it`s a joke
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Male 1,148
OMG! If that`s what happens everytime Iced tea is made I`m never oredering it!
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Female 119
hahaha I`m with you on this one AahNold, I just couldn`t look away!...And I`m so glad I didn`t watch this at night...brr!

But I liked his pitcher though, for some reason it showed to me that he had a sense of humor...i don`t know how to explain it...weird!

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Female 239
His sketchy-ness rivials Ed Gein!
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Male 907
I don`t care if 10,000 witnesses, including myself, saw him make the ice tea (yes, I say `ice tea`), I`m still not drinking the glass he pours me :-/.
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Male 9,305
Nightshifter: Many thanks.
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Male 513

Oh... and does anyone know why his burner was purple?

Mine are red, and I`d love to get me some tricked out burners. lol

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Female 8
evil tea man!!!!!plz dont hurt meeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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Male 375
As boring as the video was i just couldn`t look away. I can still see his face even when I close my eyes
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Male 513

Nidonemo, videopiggy is the program I use.
It works well and can be used as a file converter for personal use.
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Male 9,305
Anyone know how to rip vids from embedding? I`m so itching to make a remix of this...
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Male 36
I don`t even think he`s in his own house. He probably wandered into a neighbors house and decided to make a tea video while waiting for them to come home so he could methodically torture them for weeks.
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Male 1,540
The guy was strange and his voice was really creepy, but I bet the tea was delicious.
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Male 56
Those glasses and the way he speaks make this video creepy.
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Male 38
you **MUST** see the last 15 seconds or so..... creepiest part!
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Male 9,305
"Iced tea: that magical elixir of dreams and sometimes nightmares."

And THAT`S where I stopped it...

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Male 2,028
I`m scared...
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Male 791
I`m sorry, but that`s really creepy.
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Female 254
Iced tea: that magical elixir of dreams and sometimes nightmares.
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Male 21,025
Link: How To Make Iced Tea [Rate Link] - If this guy hasn`t killed anyone and buried them in his backyard yet, it`s only a matter of days.
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