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How to Make Cocaine


OK, not really, but this is how the crafty Columbians make cocaine. Consider it your world history lesson for the day.

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Date: 05/05/08 03:00 PM

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  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    Link: How to Make Cocaine - OK, not really, but this is how the crafty Columbians make cocaine. Consider it your world history lesson for the day.
  2. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    They forgot to add ammonia a second time and to dry it in a lab-spincycle.
  3. Profile photo of Gregoryn95
    Gregoryn95 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    *cough* alikabul, how exactly would you know that?
  4. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    At first I thought it was like, a how to make crack at home. Oh boy.
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    hysteria27 Female 13-17
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    May 5, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    i second gregoryn95`s question o_0
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    No wonder you`re so tweaked...
  7. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Oh god, that lil bit for all that work and effort? Doesn`t seem worth it to me lol

    It would have been funny if someone flicked a cigarette and the wind caught it and blew it onto the pile of leaves as they guys were walking in them after adding all the gas

    *WHOOSH!...AHHH!*

    XD

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    Ericarox Female 13-17
    128 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    ummm ok thats stupid gas???!!!
  9. Profile photo of Zeckal
    Zeckal Male 18-29
    118 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    I wonder if they get high off the fumes of that crap.
  10. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    ^^^

    Another reason to stay off drugs, kids.

  11. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    I was pointing at Ericarox`s post.
  12. Profile photo of desmini
    desmini Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    damn, now i want a bump
  13. Profile photo of Mrface5
    Mrface5 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    They should have explained it better
  14. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
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    May 5, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    hate to be a repost whore, but this is a

    REPOST!!!1

    from many months ago.

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    I am from Nicaragua. This isnt news
  16. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    May 5, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    im sencing a viral...
  17. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    What a waste of gasoline.
  18. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    The gasoline is the solvent, thats what the cocaine alkaloids dissolve in so that it can be taken out of the plant.
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    randyintwin Male 50-59
    730 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    um.. soon the gas will be worth more than the coke! lol
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    sugarfreee Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    ^^ yes :(
  21. Profile photo of Sporknife
    Sporknife Male 13-17
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    May 5, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Damn, i`ve probably got about 10 litres of gas up my nose.
  22. Profile photo of silverfang
    silverfang Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    pretty old video.
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    Gnarkill07 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    so this is why my gas is so damn expensive. fu(k columbians they can all die for all i care.
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    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
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    May 5, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    repost. dude attempt to search it before you post plz?How Cocaine is Made

    keyword? cocaine -_-

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    togetec Male 13-17
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    May 5, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    agree wif gnarkill
  26. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    May 5, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    What I want to know is who figured out that you do all that to get something you can snort. I mean, it`s not like you would have ALL that happen by accident!
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    I`ll remember not to light matches under my noses from now on. *snuff*
  28. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Nose* my bad.
  29. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Can someone tell me why they need gasoline?
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    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    I can`t watch it..it loads too slow and it`s over 6 minutes long..looks boring..I don`t think it`s going to cure my boredom
  31. Profile photo of Jaruzel
    Jaruzel Female 13-17
    54 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    all that gas...
    THAT WOULD HAVE BENN LIKE $10 >=[
  32. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    I`m sure it`s safe, because it`s been filtered...3 times! :-P
  33. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    (pours coke in a car)
    yup, cars can run on coke
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    ArianaTheGee Female 13-17
    70 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    If I had ever had any urges whatsoever to try coke...this successfully quelled it.

    Though I do think all the gas combined is worth more than the final product, amirite?

    Way more work than it`s worth.

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    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    crappy new england coke in the 90s tasted like gasoline.
    now i know why.

    so bad for you in so many ways.

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    skittler Female 18-29
    79 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    wow. no clue how much ammonia/gasoline/other-products-that-shouldnt-be-in-ur-body were involved.
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    Kairobi Male 13-17
    134 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    "Though I do think all the gas combined is worth more than the final product, amirite?"

    Considering a gram of the stuff can go for over £30 here, I`d say no.

    x.

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    Kairobi Male 13-17
    134 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    Thats $60
    Ish.

    x.

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    scott-13 Male 13-17
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    May 6, 2008 at 12:00 am
    damn now i want some of that "special sugar"
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    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 3:54 am
    I call fake. If that was really a caustic soda solution, and sulfuric acid solution, then when they `left it to soak`, they`d be nursing the burns on their hands from the acids. And how do you recycle gasoline?
  41. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 4:00 am
    But still, I`m sure it can`t be too far off from the real thing, cause that stuff if full of all sorts of fun things that`ll slowly kill you.
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    May 6, 2008 at 6:40 am
    Re-hehe-heeeeeeeepost.
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    tathagata76 Male 30-39
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    May 6, 2008 at 7:40 am
    repost fro0m about a year ago.

    http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?lin...

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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    May 6, 2008 at 7:52 am
    "dude attempt to search it before you post plz?"

    Video no longer available on the older link.

  45. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 11:01 am
    Useful information.
  46. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    any one know where i can get some coca?
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    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    ^haha

    whats the concrete for

  48. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    coca is not available legally in the United States. Some have compared coca vs cocaine to rye vs rye whiskey. As far as Rick S.`s question of how one figured out all the steps they did to acquire cocaine sulphate (or cocaine hydrochloride, ftm) - it`s simply a matter of chemistry. We, as a people, have known how to isolate cocaine alkaloids from coca since mid 19th century. This is just a modern, inexpensive/convenient solution. The sulfuric acid they`re using is a weak solution. The coca leaves are often mixed and mashed bare-foot. Wellies are a step up for these people.
  49. Profile photo of zippyg
    zippyg Male 18-29
    44 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    wow, this explains why cocaine is supposedly so drating expensive. they must use a whole barrel of gas on one batch O_O
  50. Profile photo of Night_Mystic
    Night_Mystic Female 18-29
    65 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Interesting vid, never really knew anything about the proccess. I`ll be going to Colombia in the next year or two, I am pretty damn sure I won`t be seeing any of that while there,LOL. Hell, I don`t even want to.

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