Horrific Crash A Sad Reminder Of Princess Diana

Submitted by: jessieplume 9 years ago in Funny

Watching this news report, one can"t help but think of the accident that took the life of the People"s Princess.
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Male 134
ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!! >:3 GET IN THE CAR
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Female 532
"He called Europeans Priates of the Sea... WTF does that mean."
LOL.
Sorry. It`s all true.
-sings-
Pirates are all we can beeeee!
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Male 46
Umm... I think DavidC is trying harder than the onion to be funny. He called Europeans Priates of the Sea... WTF does that mean. You sir are pirate of the butt.
Ohh, and i am having trouble typing because my dumb American fingers are too fat to press the keys. Plus.... I can`t read... so WTF am I typing. Let me ask my Mom/Sister. That is, if I can find them on the map I just ripped out of my Bible.

(That wasnt supposed to be funny, I`m just making fun of my favorite Jagarse, DavidC.)

And btw, Im gunna run you over in my pickup truck so I could be on the Onion. Howbout we relate this to Churchill?

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Male 7,933
"The Onion is the closest America gets to satire. That`s quite tragic."

But not as tragic as Princess Diana

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Female 855
what does one have to do with the other?
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Female 1,002
o_o
Uh...that wasn`t funny.
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Female 532
OH JESUS.
Would the people who think this is serious please stop embarrassing themselves by commenting?
It`s clearly mocking the way the media keep dragging up her death. Which, I admit, is getting very old.

But I agree with BigBonny: Tragic ;)

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Male 2,159
primetimekin, some British people (let`s face it, 99% of `European` i-a-b members are British) are slow on the uptake and some, like DavidCameron, are just xenophobes.

Mind you, I myself only just realised that was supposed to be comedy. But that`s because it sucks.

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Male 2,216
The Onion is the closest America gets to satire. That`s quite tragic.
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Male 7,933
"Yeah well mother theresa was a c*nt who enjoyed watching people suffer for her own benefit."

Mother Teresa came from a rich family, she gave all that up just to help people in India. How is that a mean person?

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Male 7,933
""Errr, Diana was not French, dumbass"
he`s American what do you expect. they don`t know jack Sh*it about other countries the fat fu*king retards."

They dont have sarcasm in europe?

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Male 29
which had 3 which is almost 4
sigh
sounds like an essay i wrote in 1st grade
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Male 4,867
someone asked who he was.
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Male 27
that is a completly random reminder

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Male 3,296
that was lame
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Male 4,867
DougSimpson:
At least in the USA we delude ourselves into believung that we can vote for who we want to lead out country...
wot do u retarded americans think the royal family have any real power?

btw all you yanks david cameron is the leader of the conservative party.

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Male 425
If this is trying to be satirical in bad taste then it should at least have been funny. It wasn`t.
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Male 772
I was wondering how it was classified as funny, and after watching it I found out.
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Male 10,440
That was retarded. I want my 3 minutes back. When was the last time IAB posted a truly interesting link? I cant remember.
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Male 178
that was very gay
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Female 2
This looks like a joke to me, and if so, a very well done one. Kinda taking the piss out of American and British News programs for going on about Diana`s death for so long. Geesh, they`ve gone on about it too much..

I agree with others, I didn`t know about Mother Theresa`s death until around a year later!

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Male 1,825
you guys are so pc. stop being little bitches
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Male 612
on this day...i poo my pants at two o clock...its a sad reminder of princess dianas tragic death....the poo...reminds us of how much of it we had to deal with
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Male 612
drating stupid....it happened at 2:00 pm..the inverse time of when diana was killed...???this makes...ummm..no sense...how does it remind people of that accident???LOLING MY ANUS OFF
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Female 37
This is tupid and sick and the people that took part in should be ashamed themselves, drating idiot, go find somthing that actually is funny cause death is not you douche bags!
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Male 9,305
Ehh, bad taste...had to click it off.
Reliving stuff isn`t going to make things any better.
ANY disaster, weather it be a famous person or a tall tower, by repeating it, you`re not letting the past be just that. THE PAST.
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Female 61
"Sunday, May 25, 2008 12:42:12 AM
they both died on the same day actually but you never heard about mother teresa."

Yeah well mother theresa was a c*nt who enjoyed watching people suffer for her own benefit.

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Male 297
i thought it would be the onion based on the title...haha
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Male 240
Not funny at all, and this in no way relates to Diana, except that it`s a car crash. People dying is never funny. Ok, innocent people dying for no reason is never funny. Unless it`s an amusing death, like drowning in toddlers, or something. But car crashes aren`t amusing.
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Male 12,138
I ain`t trollin` Legacy. Anyone who stretches the screen on purpose is about 10 degrees more annoying than posting FIRST!!!11!!one!.

Thus Scott qualifies as a wanker in my book.

And Scott, no need to be scared, it wasn`t a threat, just an observation.

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Male 4,393
the Onion right?!?! )-|
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Male 296
who the drat is princess diana?
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Female 1,395
haha im so glad that turned out to be a spoof. It reminds me a little of The Day Today - that was class. hey someone should post a clip on here. Someone who can be arsed to go and find one and attach the link and what have you.
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Female 4,447
Ugh, the Onion. I still don`t find their brand of satire funny.
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Male 1,053
onion is always fake
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Male 1,053
fake btw
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Male 962
WTF

how am i a troll?

i would say davidcamreon is a troll not me

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Male 279
How is that even the same as Diana`s car crash, lol, pathetic attempt to get more audience on a carcrash that really didn`t needed anything else...
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Male 1,725
i was all wtf, but then...ahh, the onion. XD her own male princess diana lol
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Male 962
i`m so scared davy
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Male 205
I love the Onion, and that was brilliant
People should calm down and understand satire. It`s poking fun and newspapers (like the Express) who constantly reference and print new stories about Diana.

DRSHOWERMAN: Are you Jewish?

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Male 168
She was murdered. Do the research.
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Male 12,138
^^ You`re such a wanker scott.
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Male 962
flame war !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 317
I wish people would stop posting things from the onion.
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Female 1,211
I`m quite aware that onion = satire, but this wasn`t really funny to me. Kinda tasteless. *shrug*

"Let Diana die already. It`s been 11 years ffs. Satirical or not. Non-satirical especially."
I must agree. Leave her be.

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Female 23
Ohhh the Onion.
It all makes sense now...
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Male 678
yanks just can`t do irony

I dropped a paperclip today.. just like it must have been on the 28th floor on 9/11

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Female 678
hooray for Yankee bashing. who the hell takes the onion seriously?

I personally hate the website because they try too hard to be funny, but hell, i know they`re joking. Tasteless but joking.

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Male 16
As for Princess Diana, she did a lot to raise awareness and funds for AIDS and landmine erradication. She won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1997.

Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979. Words can`t capture the good she did. She continues to be my hero; the world needs more people like her.

They were each very special women that many in the world cared about and looked up to. I don`t begrudge the attention either of them received or continues to receive. Better them--who actually did some good--than some of the ones we focus on today.

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Female 9
aussieguy29- They both died on the same day actually but you never heard about mother teresa.

Uhh no, they didnt die on the same day, fact-check before posting, would ya...
Mother Teresa - August 26,1910 – September 5, 1997
Di- July 1, 1961 – August 31, 1997


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Female 540
k, the ONLY thing thats funny is the newscaster. i find him hysterical, like he can`t act almost, or like overacting.
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Male 2,159
lmfao at drshowerman on page 2.
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Male 2,159
DavidCameron, I am British. Go f.uck yourself.
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Male 2,159
FFS I don`t want to hear anything about princess fecking diana anymore! I didn`t care much 11 years ago, I didn`t care at all when they did that whole 10th anniversary crap, I`m sick of seeing stuff about the on-going court case on the damn news, and the reason you can`t help but think about it is because they`re shoveling that fact down your throat in that video, finding any vague coincidence just to try and make a better news article about it, when actually a massive car crash is a news article in itself!!

Obsessions like Diana and 9/11 sicken me to the core.

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Male 44
lol it replaced Fu*king with Drating
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Male 44
David just because us Americans have drating retarded political leaders doesn`t mean we`re all dumb.And as for the fat thing I`m actually in better shape than you PROBABLY were at my age.If I had I choice i would have been born in Bath England.(It seems like a nice city)
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Male 534
Also DavidCameron hush before I take my 16 inbred, illiterate, and well-armed children out for a ride in my Confederate-paintjob Ford pickup down south to your place in Europa for a Bible-fueled beatdown.
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Male 534
Ahhh sweet sweet satire. God bless The Onion. More brilliant than ever after all this time.
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Male 50
roosterny is what comes out if you write c*ckney
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Male 50
David Cameron why do you say that?
Im British through and through, i live in London, support tottenham hotspur football club, refer to myself as a yiddo, roosterney accent, doing A levels, and drink a poo load of tea.
And i think having a royal family is a piss take, sure it`s good for the economy but really these uppity w*nkers get born into aristocracy or marry into it, when they havent done poo to deserve it, and yeah she might have done a bit for charity but when you think about that she was rich beyond our wildest dreams, and does sweet FA to be this rich, you think yeah if i was that rich and had that much spare time id do a few charity fundraisers too. The fact that the whole of britain cares so much that she died is crap, its like heath ledger, why should we care about him dying, he wouldnt give a sh*t if i died, and he did nothing that benefits my life, people care because hes a good looking media projected actor.


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Male 109
"Tasteless piece of sh*t.
Princess Diana went through the affair Charles had with Camilla. She spent her time on charity work and raised awareness for AIDS sufferers(by being the first celebrity to touch a person with AIDS). She was revolutionary, truly the People`s Princess."

Thank you. these idiots don`t what their talking about

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Male 109
DRSHOWERMAN i can tell that your not from Europe. so go back to Canada and have sex with your cousins like you normally would after that maybe you can go fu*ck those moose`s you got your eyes on.
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Male 50
seriously, there is nothing special about princess diana, she didnt give a crap about any of you people that care, the only reason u care is coz she was a pretty princess, people die everyday why should i give more of a poo about one person that i didnt know than another?
and as for immature jokes, just koz your too old to have fun dont get all aggy
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Male 464
Tasteless piece of sh*t.
Princess Diana went through the affair Charles had with Camilla. She spent her time on charity work and raised awareness for AIDS sufferers(by being the first celebrity to touch a person with AIDS). She was revolutionary, truly the People`s Princess.
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Male 349
Wow, as much as I love reading about how "idiotic" all americans "clearly" are, I believe a line might have been crossed. First, as stated above me, this video was a joke. Second, I beg of all the europeans with a superiority complex to re evaluate their mindset that all americans are fat slovenly idiots. Given, we don`t necessarily project a great image unto the rest of the world, but I beg that you just see that we`re not all the same. There are some of us who are intelligent.
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Male 109
Groogle your Canadian,son.

When your country starts to develop a culture maybe you can talk sh*it about Britain and its royals. now i suggest you to go back having sex with your cousin like any normal Canadian would.

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Male 252
Guys its fake. Calm down all you people calling us sick because we laughed. It was funny because of the ridiculous connections the host made to Princess Dianna.
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Male 101
funny how about 60% of the people dont know this is a joke.
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Female 340
Mal BB...^ quite correct...
I dont know `onion`...but didnt need to, to know this was a pi$$take...
Surely you could see this?
Perhaps not...
For the silly immature comments from the younger generation: Keep going to school kids..You need to!! (bless them, they are America`s future)..
As for David Cameron...I trust you have travelled the country you are slating? Enough to generalise and stereotype?...Pah ..get yr own brain ya muppet!!
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Male 1,231
I think alot of people aren`t getting the joke here. Onion is making fun of the media which continues to give the death of Princess Diana a huge amount of coverage 11 years later. Also, to whoever said the majority of people in Britain hated Princess Diana; you`re wrong. Its mostly because they loved her that the media could carry on printing stories; they knew anything with her name on it would sell and make them millians.
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Male 50
wow when that poor girl crashed,
i wonder what the last thing to go through her mind was...
THE GEAR STICK!

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Male 504
Mother Theresa was a bitch?

You never had to live with her

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Male 50
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Cause she wasnt wearing her seatbelt.


How do they know Princess Diana didn`t have dandruff?
Because her head and shoulders were all over the dashboard.

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Male 962
^yeah Eurovision
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Male 109
i can see that your not a pirate of the sea.
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Male 109
well Americans think its fun to bash and invade other countries so why can`t we bash them?
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Male 109
Anwar please bugger off to the moon because nobody wants you on this site.
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Male 2,076
Mother Theresa was a bitch?

Wow.

And...who are you?

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Male 2,076
DavidCameron you are hilarious. No one ever makes fun of Americans, you are so original.

Actually, forget the American part, I love it when any old person mocks someone for being a certain nationality and uses a generalized overused stigma to back up their demeaning claim.

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Male 227
Arrrrrrrr
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Female 311
Mother Teresa was a bitch, she screwed people over. Don`t think for one moment that that woman was a saint. She really wasn`t.
I`m British and I don`t think 90% of British people even care anymore, and she definitely wasn`t a saint either.
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Male 1,114
Well, I found this funny...

God bless the onion.

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Male 109
Don`t mess with Europeans. We are the pirates of the sea
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Male 962
lol David Cameron your getting my vote.
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Male 227
LMAO at the iceland joke !!!
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Male 109
don`t try to bomb as well you would properly end up bombing Iceland instead. Considering you guy`s are sh*it at geography.
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Male 109
"Errr, Diana was not French, dumbass"

he`s American what do you expect. they don`t know jack Sh*it about other countries the fat fu*king retards.

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Male 1,354
Stupid as shi-t. And I _like_ the onion
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Male 518
"haha, its funny cause no one cares about french people" - Kenny f

Errr, Diana was not French, dumbass

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Male 227
dougsimpson why do you have to be a post count whore who quadrouple posts ?
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Female 691
Camilla parker-bowles is the slut, not Diana. Whateverhisnamewas married diana purely for children while cheating with Camilla, cos camilla couldnt have the kids he wanted due to something she did when she was 19. What happened to Diana was purely tragic, so I don`t find it funny at all. She was the only half-decent royal. But they should let her die already, 11 years is enough.
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Male 105
how..on..earth was that anything like dianas crash...?!! she crashed into a pillar in a tunnel! & twas 1 car! `some of the cars wer black & had 3 (which is nearly 4!) people killed in one of them`...ffs.. retard!
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Female 195
I can`t find it funny or unfunny - just meh cos I`m just fed up of hearing about Diana.
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Male 219
mean person. This isn`t drating funny.
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Male 2,076
too soon?
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Male 2,172
Every time they talk about that royal slut I laugh my arse off.
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Male 292
lol
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Male 4,012
Let Diana die already. It`s been 11 years ffs. Satirical or not. Non-satirical especially.
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Male 230
At least in the USA we delude ourselves into believung that we can vote for who we want to lead out country...
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Male 230
God, save the Queen
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Male 189
Why is this tied into Diana anyway? Effing stupid. Eff Diana for shagging William, the ugly inbread freak. I hope Elizabeth II outlives William so his son can take over and do nothing all day. Man, how long has Elizabeth II been ruling anyway? So old, but I`d probably hit it if given the chance. Where am I going with this anyway?!? Need some sleep...

So Diana shagged her son? Would make much more sense for her to shag Charles considering he was her husband...Bravo America!!!

But seriously this is funny, especially after reading the Daily express which has had a Diana related headline every day for the past 11 years, i kid you not

Also i love the ticker at the bottom, "cash strapped ebay places itself on ebay" lol

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Male 230
We`ll all weep and wave our lighters in the air in a show of global support. And another kid in Africa will slip quietly into death as the flies buzz around her. But we all waved our arms with our lighters held high, We`re good people. Avenge Britney!!!
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Male 230
If Elton is still alive when B Spears crashes and burns...

Goodbye Britney Spears
Though we knew you all too well
You lacked the grace to hold yourself
And K-Fed was a troll...
Blah, Blah.....

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Male 230
It`s funny because people keep relating stuff to celebrities--as if Diana was the only person to die in a car crash.

Another way of saying what I said... Goodbye England`s Rose.. Give me a break. How ws her life more valuable than anyother`s in that car? The Tabloids could sell her picure...

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Female 781
It`s funny because people keep relating stuff to celebrities--as if Diana was the only person to die in a car crash.

Also: "Man arrested in zoophilic sting by FBI agent posing as a goat in a chat room." Rofl!

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Male 230
*avoids mud slinging fight*

No mud to sling here. Just stop and think before you post. It`s called satire, a form of humor. In all forms of true humor, lies an elemrnt of truth... you can laugh, or you can cry... Or you can miss the point and throw fireballs...

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Male 227
This isn`t funny...
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Female 15,763
Isn`t the Onion supposed to make a movie soon? *avoids mud slinging fight*
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Male 230
how is this funny?
You think people who die in car crashes is funny!

People die every day (yes, that sucks). You obviously missed the point. Why is it that when somone like Diana dies, the world needs to cease to rotate on its axis? But if a child in Africa struggles to grasp her last breath as flies buzz about her, nobody gives a flying drat! Grow up.

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Male 637
That`s soooo... bizarre. I`ve not formed an opinion on it.
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Female 1,984
I didn`t watch it - I already knew it was The Onion. I saw this one earlier. I recently posted something from The Onion too. Fooled some people. *laughs*
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Male 292
Why is this tied into Diana anyway? Effing stupid. Eff Diana for shagging William, the ugly inbread freak. I hope Elizabeth II outlives William so his son can take over and do nothing all day. Man, how long has Elizabeth II been ruling anyway? So old, but I`d probably hit it if given the chance. Where am I going with this anyway?!? Need some sleep...
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Male 420
they both died on the same day actually but you never heard about mother teresa.
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Female 6
OK, so, a lot of people died that day, in the present, and all the news can focus on is one death that happened 11 years ago. And on another note, drat Diana. Mother Theresa was considered the world`s only living saint and the media gave her no attention because she died around the same time Diana did, even though the majority of people in Britain hated the princess and I`m quite sure would have preferred to hear about Theresa.
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Male 445
ROFL. hahaha , God bless the Onion
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Male 133
I was like whhaaaaa...then, ohhh its the onion.
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Male 189
This IS funny.
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Male 1,825
haha, its funny cause no one cares about french people
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Male 962
how is this funny?

You think people who die in car crashes is funny!

man you need to grow up you sick twat.

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Female 84
Link: Horrific Crash A Sad Reminder Of Princess Diana [Rate Link] - Watching this news report, one can`t help but think of the accident that took the life of the People`s Princess.
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