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Date: 05/30/08 11:30 PM

93 Responses to Homeless Woman Lived Undetected in Man`s Closet

  1. Profile photo of sockdrawer
    sockdrawer Female 13-17
    63 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Link: Homeless Woman Lived Undetected in Man`s Closet - I still can`t see how he didn`t notice her before. That`s just creepy.
  2. Profile photo of luke182
    luke182 Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    woah. that`s creepy. and pretty impressive that she kept herself hidden for so long. still the thought of someone living in your house for a year without you knowing is super creepy.
  3. Profile photo of Caminator
    Caminator Male 13-17
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    May 30, 2008 at 11:35 pm
    Wow how scary would it be if he opened his closet in the middle of the night, lol.
  4. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    *checks his closets with a broom handle*

    Here`s hoping I find a hot Japanese supermodel hiding in my closet. Mmmmm...

  5. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    Well, if it`s a Japanese supermodel, odds are in your favor that she will be hot.
  6. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    May 30, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    well its in japan she is just a ninja get over it.
  7. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    May 30, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    Well that`s just silly.
    Why would a man living in Japan have "Japanese-style rooms" in his house?
    Honestly...
  8. Profile photo of Grif_91
    Grif_91 Male 13-17
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    May 30, 2008 at 11:58 pm
    Well, you gotta do what you gotta do. I`ll admit it`s a bit creepy, but it`s just survival instinct. I say good job on staying hidden that long creepy Japanese lady.
  9. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    ninjas are sneaky..... very sneaky and clean...
  10. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 12:12 am
    Screw the homeless! Stop begging for my change that I need for the meter and for the bubblegum machine. Sometimes I like to buy those neat prizes in the clear plastic bubbles. Oh, and take a shower you dirty homeless. Ya stink. Yet they are very thrifty to use the sports section of the newspaper as underwear.

    Oh and the `hot japanese models` statement is obviously redundant. That`s like saying ATM machine or PIN number or stupid Canadians. Sorry.

    Ninjas maybe stealthy and sneaky, but they keep messy apartments. Throwing stars and poisons laying around everywhere. It`s very hard to overlook when trying to befriend a ninja. Better to meet in the park for lunch or something.

  11. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 12:31 am
    O_o

    Skillz.

  12. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2008 at 12:32 am
    i`m checking all of my closets for hobos now...
  13. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 12:48 am
    Sweet! She`s a ninja! If someone were able to accomplish that in my home, I`d keep`em, just for their awesome ninja skills.
  14. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 1:02 am
    lol cant you just see the little kids....


    theres a hobo in my closet!

    no there isnt get to bed now!

  15. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 1:10 am
    Charge her rent and let her stay? If you were going to be murdered it would have happened by now.
  16. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 1:15 am
    How can you not notice something like that?
  17. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 1:34 am
    ...well, I`d probably be a little shocked and slightly annoyed, but if she`s THAT unnoticeable I think she`d win Roommate of the Year.
  18. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 1:35 am
    It reminded me of The Grudge.
  19. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 1:46 am
    She would have nowhere to hide here. My closets are so sstuffed with crap and are really messy. I would give her a medal if she succeded :D
  20. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 2:37 am
    Aw I kind of feel bad for her..
  21. Profile photo of Nazarene
    Nazarene Male 50-59
    187 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 2:44 am
    How many times did that poor woman suffer for hours on end waiting for the guy to leave so she could use the bathroom?
  22. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 2:45 am
    Men don`t use closets.
  23. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 2:49 am
    Although, his closets were a very important place to look if he conducted his bi-annual check for hobos living in his house. Another good one is in the oven....real men BBQ and microwave everything.
  24. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 2:50 am
    Ew...my 5 am typing fails miserably at being legible.
  25. Profile photo of brad4566
    brad4566 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 3:24 am
    at least she was neat and clean and didn`t smell bad.
  26. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 3:53 am
    heheheheh@batmanners

    I`m impressed, it`s only 9 pm and my typing is miserable

  27. Profile photo of lloyd525
    lloyd525 Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2008 at 4:16 am
    i think its funny how it took him almost a year to finally get a camera installed. how the hell would that food have dissapeared?
  28. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 4:24 am
    Does anyone else watch Bleach? Reminds me of Bleach. The very beginning anyway.
  29. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 4:39 am
    bleach? cleaning device or hentai? lol
  30. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 5:38 am
    lol yeah it kind of does remind me of bleach now that you mention it no_need....when rukia surprise ichigo lol
  31. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 6:26 am
    Wow that`s stealth. lol @ "She even takes showers"
  32. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 6:56 am
    Maybe it`s just me, but I think someone would notice if someone else has been LIVING in their house. Like a gut instinct or something...
  33. Profile photo of tp12
    tp12 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 6:59 am
    @Shellie84
    Please go google the difference between hentai and manga, they are a bit akward to have mixed up.
  34. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 7:26 am
    Poor woman. I cant imagine how horrible life must be for you to fell that hiding in someone`s closet is the way to go. Sad
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 7:47 am
    You know...that would probably make a good book idea.

    "The Woman in the Closet."

  36. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 7:49 am
    ^or a scary movie
  37. Profile photo of iab_regular
    iab_regular Female 13-17
    17 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 7:52 am
    impressive yet extremely creepy.
  38. Profile photo of MUSICISSWEET
    MUSICISSWEET Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 8:32 am
    Shes got super ninja skillz,I wany super ninja skillz.
    (i dont want to live in someones closet though)
  39. Profile photo of Stuff_To_Do
    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 8:36 am
    I have sort of a Spidey-Sense when someone is near me. How BLUNT can you be if there is a woman living in your home for a year in your closet, which is most likely a few feet from your bed. Does he use his?
    Anyhow, I would let her stay. Give her the other room in the house. BUT, she had to be skinny, and possibly at least `okay` looking. I won`t live with some fat ugly woman. That`s JAPANESE. That`s like, impossible anyway.
  40. Profile photo of heresrobo
    heresrobo Female 13-17
    83 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 8:58 am
    did she wear his clothes too?
  41. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Wow, I just suggested this link. Boooo.
  42. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 9:42 am
    What`s wrong with that? Is living in someone`s closet a bad thing?
  43. Profile photo of sockdrawer
    sockdrawer Female 13-17
    63 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 9:56 am
    It DOES remind me of bleach. >.>
  44. Profile photo of noflawsinme
    noflawsinme Female 13-17
    14 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 10:15 am
    She was "neat and clean"

    LOL!!! What would she do in the middle of the night when she had pee? And what about when he opened up the closet doors, he couldn`t hear anybody breathing??? She must of been freakishly skinny if she was able to climb on top of a shelf, and stay there for so long!! loll

  45. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 10:46 am
    holy crap, that guy must not be in his house much. i would notice within a day if someone was in my house
  46. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 10:54 am
    YOU DON SAY NINJAS IN THAT SENTENCE! YOU JUST SAY NINJA! YOU DONT USE IT IN PLURAL FORM! Idiots.
    Thats creepy.
  47. Profile photo of JEMerific
    JEMerific Female 13-17
    33 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 11:25 am
    That`s so cute. In a really weird way.
  48. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 11:36 am
    Homeless people are coming out of the Closet.
  49. Profile photo of Natsuki
    Natsuki Female 18-29
    43 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 11:38 am
    Dammit now everyone knows my future plans ¬¬
  50. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    179 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 11:52 am
    okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then.......
  51. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    376 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    aw i feel bad for hr =[. id give her a room =[
  52. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    The title is horrifying enough... my father used to convince my sister and I that an Ax murderer lived in the crawl-space in our closet and if we stayed up too late he`d kill us. Somehow, this got twisted into "if the lights are off he`ll kill us while we sleep" which led to neither of us being able to sleep without the closet light on. Black-outs were terrifying.

    As far as the actual article goes, she`s a pretty brave lady, and talented. Takes some skill to go unnoticed for a whole year. She shouldn`t have been taking so much food though. She could have gone longer, found a job, and bought her own food and then live undetected for years.

  53. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    Yeah, I was reminded hardcore of The Grudge. Creepy little ghost/poltergeist creatures living in my closet compartment? No thanks.

    I agree with everyone who has said, "How would you not notice that? It`s like a 6th sense, to know when someone is near you." and whatnot.

    It`s disturbing that she managed to live up there that long undetected, but very impressive.

  54. Profile photo of Mishuata
    Mishuata Female 13-17
    10 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    I feel so bad for her :(
  55. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    Agreed, she must be a ninja... lol
  56. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    lol ^^ yea
  57. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    how did she fit in the top part of a closet?

    oh well, at least she took showers.

  58. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    I need to go check my closets...
  59. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    234 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    Reminds me of R. Kelly. lol! Girl got skills tho! I would have helped her out. It seems like she wasn`t bothering anyone.
  60. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    ^^^ I know.. it would be a shame if they made her go to prison or something. The guy shouldn`t press charges, they should just get her into some type of program to help her out.
  61. Profile photo of a_person
    a_person Female 13-17
    17 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Holy shi-
  62. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    thats it im checking my closets now.
  63. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    He probably never went into that room
  64. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    creepy, but you have to admit, the woman was sort of smart. she must`ve been pretty sneaky to not get caught for an entire year.
  65. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    lolololololol.
  66. Profile photo of Narek
    Narek Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Caminator, YOU ARE RIGHT.
    If at night i saw her in the closet i would get a heart attack for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!Just the thought makes me crazy
  67. Profile photo of RedSuit1
    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    ...and then she came out of the closet
  68. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    Is the homeless woman Mariah?
  69. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    I would be so creeped out! But I guess at least she she wasn`t smelly? lol
  70. Profile photo of idiotkiller
    idiotkiller Male 13-17
    162 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    arrested? if I was the government, I`d make her a special operative.
  71. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    WTF?11/1/11
  72. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 11:20 pm
    I love that they at least labeled her "neat and clean."
  73. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
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    May 31, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    that must be a big closet!!!
  74. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2008 at 12:21 am
    I`d let her stay, maybe, if only she was cool...and hot...perhaps...
  75. Profile photo of Zieveraar
    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 2:37 am
    As long as it isn`t Gary Busey.
  76. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    if it was a japanese style room it must have been a japanese style closet. that means its probably not the kind of closet most of you are picturing win you say things like "that must be a big closet!!!" i dont want to go back and read again to get exactly right "how could he not notice, his closet must be 5 feet from his bed" my house has 4 closets that arnt in bedrooms. i make no claim to being an expert but i think its fairly common for any japanese room to have a japanese closet.

    the anime i was reminded was either Inukami dears or chobits... might be all 3 im reminded of or 1 or 2 out of the three. to many similarities for me to remember what happend in what one.

  77. Profile photo of blumoehr4
    blumoehr4 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    ok. no matter where this closet was or how big it was, keeping hidden in a closet for a year is almost impossible to do. i say the cia or something should recruit her as a secret agent.
  78. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    brb, checking my closets.
  79. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    holy crap! i haven`t checked my closet in a while...*wary*...how must that have been for that guy? to find out you`ve had a roommate for a year? i`d have freaked the hell out!
  80. Profile photo of delphinkid
    delphinkid Male 13-17
    66 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    At least his wife didn`t find her, that would be pretty hard to explain...
  81. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Well, at least in jail, she has food and a place to stay....
    But still, a year and not being detected? Skills!
    Either that, or she was his sex slave and just got tired of her and framed her. :-P
  82. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    blumoehr4
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    11 Posts Sunday, June 01, 2008 12:27:16 PM
    ok. no matter where this closet was or how big it was, keeping hidden in a closet for a year is almost impossible to do. i say the cia or something should recruit her as a secret agent.

    --------------------------------------------------

    Lol, seriosly. She would do well. Hiding in places that no one elsoe would fit. :-)

  83. Profile photo of xBooda
    xBooda Male 18-29
    73 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Obviously a government conspiracy.
    They put hobos in peoples closets 24/7.
    Hell, I found a guy eating canned beans in mine like... 10 minutes ago.
  84. Profile photo of RyuTsurugi
    RyuTsurugi Male 13-17
    53 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    oo i want one =3
  85. Profile photo of oggly
    oggly Male 30-39
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    June 1, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    I believe Japanese closets generally have two or three sets of sliding doors that are stacked on top of each other along the same wall. The top set of doors might open to a separate area that is 2 or 3 feet high and will might actually be rather deep. Often spare futons are kept up there so this hobo-ninja would have had a soft place to lay down. The middle set of doors (a separate compartment from the top) generally will have a rod for hanging clothing and will might be 4 or 5 feet high. The bottom compartment will then be about 2 feet high with separate doors and might hold other stuff.
  86. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    343 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    Days later, this story is still amusing :D.
  87. Profile photo of vatroslav
    vatroslav Male 13-17
    227 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 4:03 am
    Wow...talk about leeching
  88. Profile photo of Ezraeille
    Ezraeille Female 13-17
    15 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 6:19 am
    Woah, congratulations to that woman :]
  89. Profile photo of lauralou
    lauralou Female 18-29
    7 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 11:17 am
    I would have thought that she would have found another place to live in a year. Did she ever leave the house - that`s a long time to be inside for
  90. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    haha wow thats weird but impressive a frikkin year? just wow and wtf he never uses his closet or somthign wtf rigt
  91. Profile photo of randyintwin
    randyintwin Male 50-59
    723 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    ah.. he was a single guy. `nuff said. Hell, I haven`t seen the inside of my closet in years! lol
  92. Profile photo of dachshund
    dachshund Female 13-17
    1 post
    June 3, 2008 at 10:54 am
    i putting up max. security cameras in my clost now...
  93. Profile photo of Victor_Watts
    Victor_Watts Male 18-29
    188 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 8:21 am
    This happened in my hometown a few years back but can`t find it on google anywhere. Dude was living with some family that decided they didn`t want him there anymore so they kicked him out, but he came back while they were away and spliced the cable so he could watch tv in the attic. He had a nice little room from the pics they took at the time. He also drilled tiny holes in the ceiling beneath the attic so he could see what people were doing. One night the family had a party and they heard noises so somebody went to check the attic and found everything, but the dude living in there opened the attic window and got out in time. Don`t think they ever caught him. He had also left a death threat note in their kitchen while he was in the attic.

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