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Date: 05/20/08 08:45 PM

38 Responses to Hipster Orangutan Roams Hollywood, Looks For Work?

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    Link: Hipster Orangutan Roams Hollywood, Looks For Work? - Damn, it’s hard being a Hollywood Ape these days.
  2. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 12:08 am
    Aww it`s cute ^.^
  3. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2008 at 12:10 am
    I would pay that orangutan just to stand around looking like a hairy little midget for my entertainment.
  4. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 12:17 am
    cute......argh
  5. Profile photo of VictorMunch
    VictorMunch Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 12:20 am
    i luv monkeys
  6. Profile photo of hedonistic
    hedonistic Male 30-39
    103 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 1:00 am
    Orangutans are inherently the bomb, this is already my favorite top vid of the month about 5 seconds in
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 1:50 am
    Aw man, I wish my arms reached the ground. =p
  8. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 2:18 am
    Nude scenes are so not the way to break into the business...


    Anyway, good luck to the ape and I hope it doesn`t become typecast. I think it`s capable of a wide acting range and I`m looking forward to seeing him alongside Denzel.

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    how_neat Male 18-29
    50 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 2:45 am
    it seems like things are 10000 times better when an ape does them. aha
  10. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 2:58 am
    like eat a burrito!
  11. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 3:46 am
    Scary!
  12. Profile photo of widnes123
    widnes123 Male 13-17
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    May 20, 2008 at 4:06 am
    boring and weird, and unfair on the monkey, it should be in its natural environment. not there doing stupid stuff !
  13. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 4:44 am
    w00t, free simian peep show! =D
  14. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 4:44 am
    ^ same comment applys to you....
  15. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 4:45 am
    ^^ the one above from widnes123 i mean
  16. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2008 at 8:04 am
    that was amazing.
  17. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 9:37 am
    What if it were in its natural environment being eaten by something else in its natural environment? Like... a T-Rex, or something.
  18. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    Where do you get pants for an orangutan?

    also...
    "So how was it in there?" *ionno shrug*
    ROFL

  19. Profile photo of mandapanda28
    mandapanda28 Female 13-17
    112 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    audiosncracy-`Where do you get pants for an orangutan?

    you`d probably make them. unless you know of a clothes store for orangutans.

  20. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Music kinda cool. Could have been collier
  21. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    grrrr imo its cruel, orangutans are nearly extinct in the wild, and that one was probably either taken from the wild, or its parents were (ilegally obviously) :(
    animals arnt supposed to wear effing clothes! its not normal....thats what people do >.<

    lol sorry ...mini rant XD

  22. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    p.s....you see how its curling its feet in, its because they are made to wear shoes for most of their lives, and cant even fit their feet into shoes properly. does anyone ever watch monkey business... its awful what people make these animals do for the sake of entertainment :( :(
  23. Profile photo of polipolicia
    polipolicia Male 18-29
    14 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    i need to know the name of the song... anyone? plz?
  24. Profile photo of joshuaauger
    joshuaauger Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    I know some people feel bad for the animal that is being abused by us by wearing clothes and doing things that aren`t natural to it`s habitat, but aren`t we the same? we wear clothes even though in essence we don`t need to, we were created to be able to withstand the weather we are in, and we wear shoes that technically we don`t need. what defines "animal cruelty", are we not animals too?

    anyways that`s just one little thing, i still don`t think it`s right to abuse an animal.

    On the other side, the video was hilarious :)

  25. Profile photo of cheerskelsey
    cheerskelsey Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    that was painfully adorable.
  26. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    This...is "Monkey on the Lam"!
  27. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    "that was painfully adorable."

    back at ya...

  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    I like the music a lot.
  29. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    Why is this post being bumped up?
  30. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    I was concerned there might be ignorant racial comments in here, but I was delightfully surprised! Congratulations everyone, you are upright intelligent citizens! (but really, I already knew that). :)

    P.S. A-friggin-dorable.

  31. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    @KindlyKat:
    what the drat? racist against orangutans? he needs to drink some tang :D
  32. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 20, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    Noooo... think about it. A monkey looking for work? ::sigh:: Nevermind, I feel like such an a$$hole.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 6:32 am
    ^^^^^hahaha lolololol kindlykat...
  34. Profile photo of stonewar
    stonewar Female 30-39
    169 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 7:15 am
    did you notice it was a casting for hairy redheads?
    LOL!
  35. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 10:45 am
    kindlykat, I hope you weren`t looking for "that" type of racist slur........? that would be really really, horrible
  36. Profile photo of JonahLantern
    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    244 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    number one, that was awesome.
    number two, everyone who thinks this ape is being abused, it probably leads a better life than any of us. no matter how trained an animal is, it can`t be forced to do something it doesn`t want to do. I think the fact that it knows how to dress itself is pretty indicative of the fact that he doesn`t mind wearing pants.
  37. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    May 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:05:43 PM
    number one, that was awesome.
    number two, everyone who thinks this ape is being abused, it probably leads a better life than any of us. no matter how trained an animal is, it can`t be forced to do something it doesn`t want to do. I think the fact that it knows how to dress itself is pretty indicative of the fact that he doesn`t mind wearing pants.

    you obviously havnt watched monkey business like i mentioned in my previous comment...honestly i dont understand how you guys can be okay with this :( we started wearing clothes millions of years ago, to walk around naked now would be horrible for me, so you could say its like someone making us all be nacked all of a sudden, its horrid! and it takes away the animals dignity, they are wild animals for gods sake!!

    and trust me pleeease, that orang wouldnt want to wear clothes, it has its own protection from the cold, its fur.

  38. Profile photo of MrHuggleBifo
    MrHuggleBifo Male 13-17
    21 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    I only needed to see the first 7 seconds of this video to know it kicked ass.

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