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Date: 05/12/08 06:02 PM

91 Responses to He`s Not Gay, Just Really REALLY Weird

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    Link: He`s Not Gay, Just Really REALLY Weird - Proof that you can find anything on Craigslist! By the way, what`s with the imitation crab meat? (Possibly NSFW.)
  2. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1112 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    that`s...creepy.
  3. Profile photo of jwcgator
    jwcgator Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    really...creepy.
  4. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    Not gay. Just WTFWEIRDKINKY.

    Can we castrate him?

  5. Profile photo of digmaster
    digmaster Male 13-17
    26 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    o...k...

    Yes, i`m sure his kid will love this.

  6. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    511 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    o.O

    Well, he IS offering imitation crab meat.

  7. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    uhm, ok then? i wonder what GAY is considered in his planet?
  8. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    oh my god. wow. "don`t break, they are my son`s"

    I don`t even know what to make of this. Train/JO fetish? =/

  9. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    immitation crab meat! well, this guy seems legit, im on it
  10. Profile photo of Superking25
    Superking25 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    That`s a fake post that was done by one of the guys from Somethingawful.com

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php

  11. Profile photo of haveabadday5
    haveabadday5 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    you can step on them....
    just dont break them or i`ll keep my imitation foodstuffs...
  12. Profile photo of specialque
    specialque Female 13-17
    513 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    wow. i cant belive he even put that hes "not gay"
  13. Profile photo of GP623
    GP623 Male 13-17
    76 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    Imitation Crab meat is delicious.
  14. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    Mmmm imitation crab meat.
  15. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    why are we even commenting on this?
  16. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    WHY DO PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT?! *repetitive head smack*

    even if it is fake..why?!

  17. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    urgh...
  18. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    "its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial intrests"

    HAHAHA

  19. Profile photo of _TiKi_
    _TiKi_ Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    well, i was doubting it at first

    but i can`t pass up a chance at free imitation crab meat.

  20. Profile photo of Kumquat
    Kumquat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    He`s sexy. I`d join him and his excess crab meat.
  21. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    i bet pabasa would like to take part in that action
  22. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    He`s going to need to buy his kids a new train set when I get through.
  23. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    Sounds like a wild night.
  24. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    hahahahaha, that`s so drated up it`s hilarious.
  25. Profile photo of hedonistic
    hedonistic Male 30-39
    103 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    I`m dying laughing over here...love the throw-in offer of crab meat, just in case you needed something extra to sway the vote as to whether or not to go..."You have crab meat!? Count me in!"
  26. Profile photo of FadeToBlack5
    FadeToBlack5 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    My faith in humanity is once again, horribly shattered.
  27. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    thats just plain odd
  28. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    "I DID IT FOR TEH CRABMEETZ!"
  29. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    Amazing.
  30. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    324 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    Sounded sketchy at first...but once he mentioned crab meat I couldn`t resist...
  31. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Wow......people amaze me sometimes.
  32. Profile photo of BobSmith1486
    BobSmith1486 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    Ok, I`m going to ask. What`s JO? jerk off??...
  33. Profile photo of Big_Gay_Nob
    Big_Gay_Nob Male 50-59
    678 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    um.. just for information.. gays don`t jo over train sets
    they do however get up to a lot of other kinky stuff 8-)
  34. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    JO=Jack Off.
  35. Profile photo of Big_Gay_Nob
    Big_Gay_Nob Male 50-59
    678 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    if you don`t know you`re too young to ask
  36. Profile photo of analcarbomb
    analcarbomb Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    This is old and fake. Why does this website suck so much ass? It`s a sespool of other websites fails.
  37. Profile photo of robertdog
    robertdog Male 13-17
    34 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    ^ seriously? you say this site sucks ass and you have a name like "anal car bomb"?
  38. Profile photo of btpanther39
    btpanther39 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    ok....im thinking im up for this...i mean really...imitation crab meat...and model trains..i love it
  39. Profile photo of btpanther39
    btpanther39 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    i mean...he even said its not gay
  40. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    Well dude I`d have to say that`s funny.
  41. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    well... maybe I`ll come over. Just how much crab meat can I have?
  42. Profile photo of greenday551
    greenday551 Male 13-17
    86 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    crab meat or weird night with NON gay man with a train stomping fetish

    Crab meat or weird night with NON gay man with a train stomping fetish

    I`LL GO I LOVE ME SOME CRAB MEAT

  43. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    wow thats just a well lot weird
  44. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    "you can stomp around and kick the trains to feel like a monster..."

    wow

  45. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    I want to know the even weirder people who responded to him.
  46. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    How does one.. "Jo"... exactly?
  47. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    heheheh!

    I knew it was fake all along. I just wanted to see if anyone else did. Well done!

    I still thought it was very funny!

  48. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    I swear... some ppl do some weird poo.
  49. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    WOW, I hope a serial killer responds to his add
  50. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    opie, "jo" means "jack off".

    And yeah, there`s some weird folk out there into weird stuff!

  51. Profile photo of marcosjvc
    marcosjvc Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    He`s not gay, gay his boyfriend but not him.
  52. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    His fetish is most likely macro. The fantasy of being as large as a giant, and dominant over the entire world.

    If I had to analyze it, I`d say it`s a form of a power trip, being more powerful than everything else, feeling invincible.

    I`m not sure about you guys, but exploring every aspect of something (looking at it from many different angles) usually takes the weirdness factor out of it for me and replaces it with rational thought and acknowledgment that others enjoy very different things than I do.

  53. Profile photo of Flag
    Flag Male 13-17
    44 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    "Not gay. Just WTFWEIRDKINKY.
    Can we castrate him?"

    Only after the mutual touching...

    I wonder how many death threats this listing got him.

  54. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    sad beyond belief - let`s hope he was set-up by a mate! Surely can`t be real
  55. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:08 am
    Uncle Robert....
  56. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:11 am
    Old people should not be allowed to take mirror pictures.
  57. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:43 am
    Meh smecks.
  58. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 2:05 am
    "This is old and fake."
    It was posted two weeks ago, analcarbomb. That`s "old" to you? Are you trapped in a time warp or something?

    ANYWAY, everytime I think about using CraigsList, something like this guy shows up and scares me away. :-/ Bleh.

  59. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 2:36 am
    A goon joke? Automatic not funny.
  60. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 2:58 am
    `Men seeking men` but he`s not gay. Hmm... that`s where the whole thing fell apart for me :P
  61. Profile photo of velperon
    velperon Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 4:41 am
    OMG, he sounds like a character from a particularly bad Chuck Palahniuk novel. Thank you for the belly laugh! I needed that.
  62. Profile photo of spookybee
    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 8:33 am
    *blink blink* i love crab meat! mmm garlicky buttery wierdness.
  63. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 9:10 am
    I love crab meat... Its just so damned good.
  64. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 9:26 am
    If you think this is real just because you saw it on the internet, you would be one of the people who believe "The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullsh*t Statistics" posted on IAB today.
  65. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 9:37 am
    well, now that you mention imitation crab meat...
    sexy!
  66. Profile photo of KnightmareOH
    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 9:41 am
    Ahh somethingawful.com strikes again.

    Its fake for all of you still gullible enough to laugh at crab meat.

  67. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    450 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 10:58 am
    "I`m not gay. It`s all HO scale."

    heh.. I can imagine

  68. Profile photo of StarChild_
    StarChild_ Female 18-29
    68 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 11:06 am
    Oh my god guys...

    I think that`s my dad.

  69. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Oh. My. God.
  70. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    Throw in anything about imitation crab meat and I`ll sign up! :9 I loves me some crab meats!
  71. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    Jo? Anyone want to define this for me?
  72. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    It`s been said many many times before.

    JO = JERK/JACK OFF = MASTURBATE

  73. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Well then, thanks. It would have helped if it were J.O. - Dont patronize me, old man! Its been a long day
  74. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Well, I`m kinda slapping that up there for all the other little half-blind kiddies to notice.
    "Ooh, a moving picture! Maybe I should notice this post!"
  75. Profile photo of HeartsxxFade
    HeartsxxFade Female 13-17
    89 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    wtf with him saying his trains are his sons?
  76. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Fake or not, it was hilarious.


    You can never go wrong with imitation crab meat.

  77. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    Wow 0_o
  78. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    "Come on, Come on, Doooo the lo-cum-otion with me..."
  79. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    w.t.f. I am seriously scar`d for the next 3 minutes.
  80. Profile photo of braddfulll
    braddfulll Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    oh! i though `jo in` was just a spelling error for `join`. i still thought it was weird.

    now it`s even weirder...
    =\

  81. Profile photo of Completed
    Completed Female 13-17
    8 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    ok, stop clicking here
  82. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    Hahahaha. I LOVE craigslist.
  83. Profile photo of pandapo0h
    pandapo0h Female 18-29
    242 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    LMAO. wtf...
  84. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    I unerstod that, its how train people talk.
    My dad`s a model railroader.
  85. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    who DOESNT love stomping around pretending to be godzilla at 4am while gorging on crab meat?
  86. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    The fail is over 9000.
    So awesome. This is why i go to i-a-b.
  87. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    May 14, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. If that`s a joke it`s brilliant. If not, that dude is in some serious denial about his complete and total gayness.
  88. Profile photo of gcamaro32
    gcamaro32 Male 70 & Over
    242 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    What the hell was that person using Safari for?! What is the this world coming to...

    Long Live FireFox

  89. Profile photo of nunujean
    nunujean Female 18-29
    92 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Most definitely gay.
  90. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    @SubElixer
    guh.every time i`m at my cousin`s house she`s eating crab meat,not kidding.i really don`t like the smell of crab meat.
  91. Profile photo of arniegrape
    arniegrape Female 18-29
    109 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    aw..... he`s lonely
    cool train...kinda

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