He`s Not Gay, Just Really REALLY Weird

Submitted by: The_Maddog 9 years ago in Funny

Proof that you can find anything on Craigslist! By the way, what"s with the imitation crab meat? (Possibly NSFW.)
There are 91 comments:
Female 109
aw..... he`s lonely
cool train...kinda
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Female 151
@SubElixer
guh.every time i`m at my cousin`s house she`s eating crab meat,not kidding.i really don`t like the smell of crab meat.
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Female 92
Most definitely gay.
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Male 242
What the hell was that person using Safari for?! What is the this world coming to...

Long Live FireFox

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Male 928
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. If that`s a joke it`s brilliant. If not, that dude is in some serious denial about his complete and total gayness.
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Male 390
The fail is over 9000.
So awesome. This is why i go to i-a-b.
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Female 289
who DOESNT love stomping around pretending to be godzilla at 4am while gorging on crab meat?
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Male 233
I unerstod that, its how train people talk.
My dad`s a model railroader.
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Female 242
LMAO. wtf...
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Female 662
Hahahaha. I LOVE craigslist.
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Female 8
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Male 1
oh! i though `jo in` was just a spelling error for `join`. i still thought it was weird.

now it`s even weirder...
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Female 360
w.t.f. I am seriously scar`d for the next 3 minutes.
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Male 477
"Come on, Come on, Doooo the lo-cum-otion with me..."
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Female 464
Wow 0_o
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Female 837
Fake or not, it was hilarious.


You can never go wrong with imitation crab meat.

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Female 89
wtf with him saying his trains are his sons?
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Female 1,004
Well, I`m kinda slapping that up there for all the other little half-blind kiddies to notice.
"Ooh, a moving picture! Maybe I should notice this post!"
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Male 1,244
Well then, thanks. It would have helped if it were J.O. - Dont patronize me, old man! Its been a long day
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Female 1,004
It`s been said many many times before.

JO = JERK/JACK OFF = MASTURBATE

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Male 1,244
Jo? Anyone want to define this for me?
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Female 1,004
Throw in anything about imitation crab meat and I`ll sign up! :9 I loves me some crab meats!
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Female 471
Oh. My. God.
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Female 68
Oh my god guys...

I think that`s my dad.

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Male 459
"I`m not gay. It`s all HO scale."

heh.. I can imagine

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Male 285
Ahh somethingawful.com strikes again.

Its fake for all of you still gullible enough to laugh at crab meat.

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Male 1,024
well, now that you mention imitation crab meat...
sexy!
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Female 410
If you think this is real just because you saw it on the internet, you would be one of the people who believe "The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullsh*t Statistics" posted on IAB today.
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Female 2,289
I love crab meat... Its just so damned good.
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Female 188
*blink blink* i love crab meat! mmm garlicky buttery wierdness.
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Female 40
OMG, he sounds like a character from a particularly bad Chuck Palahniuk novel. Thank you for the belly laugh! I needed that.
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Female 465
`Men seeking men` but he`s not gay. Hmm... that`s where the whole thing fell apart for me :P
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Male 1,265
A goon joke? Automatic not funny.
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Male 4,246
"This is old and fake."
It was posted two weeks ago, analcarbomb. That`s "old" to you? Are you trapped in a time warp or something?

ANYWAY, everytime I think about using CraigsList, something like this guy shows up and scares me away. :-/ Bleh.

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Male 292
Meh smecks.
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Female 339
Old people should not be allowed to take mirror pictures.
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Male 962
Uncle Robert....
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Male 1,036
sad beyond belief - let`s hope he was set-up by a mate! Surely can`t be real
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Male 44
"Not gay. Just WTFWEIRDKINKY.
Can we castrate him?"

Only after the mutual touching...

I wonder how many death threats this listing got him.

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Male 9,306
His fetish is most likely macro. The fantasy of being as large as a giant, and dominant over the entire world.

If I had to analyze it, I`d say it`s a form of a power trip, being more powerful than everything else, feeling invincible.

I`m not sure about you guys, but exploring every aspect of something (looking at it from many different angles) usually takes the weirdness factor out of it for me and replaces it with rational thought and acknowledgment that others enjoy very different things than I do.

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Male 7
He`s not gay, gay his boyfriend but not him.
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Male 2,216
opie, "jo" means "jack off".

And yeah, there`s some weird folk out there into weird stuff!

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Male 375
WOW, I hope a serial killer responds to his add
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Female 1,212
I swear... some ppl do some weird poo.
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Male 3,369
heheheh!

I knew it was fake all along. I just wanted to see if anyone else did. Well done!

I still thought it was very funny!

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Female 15,763
How does one.. "Jo"... exactly?
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Female 1,397
I want to know the even weirder people who responded to him.
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Female 920
"you can stomp around and kick the trains to feel like a monster..."

wow

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Male 486
wow thats just a well lot weird
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Male 86
crab meat or weird night with NON gay man with a train stomping fetish

Crab meat or weird night with NON gay man with a train stomping fetish

I`LL GO I LOVE ME SOME CRAB MEAT

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Male 269
well... maybe I`ll come over. Just how much crab meat can I have?
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Male 1,029
Well dude I`d have to say that`s funny.
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Male 135
i mean...he even said its not gay
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Male 135
ok....im thinking im up for this...i mean really...imitation crab meat...and model trains..i love it
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Male 34
^ seriously? you say this site sucks ass and you have a name like "anal car bomb"?
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Male 16
This is old and fake. Why does this website suck so much ass? It`s a sespool of other websites fails.
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Male 678
if you don`t know you`re too young to ask
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Female 179
JO=Jack Off.
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Male 678
um.. just for information.. gays don`t jo over train sets
they do however get up to a lot of other kinky stuff 8-)
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Male 30
Ok, I`m going to ask. What`s JO? jerk off??...
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Male 11,740
Wow......people amaze me sometimes.
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Female 321
Sounded sketchy at first...but once he mentioned crab meat I couldn`t resist...
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Male 731
Amazing.
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Male 1,420
"I DID IT FOR TEH CRABMEETZ!"
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Male 1,629
thats just plain odd
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Male 54
My faith in humanity is once again, horribly shattered.
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Male 103
I`m dying laughing over here...love the throw-in offer of crab meat, just in case you needed something extra to sway the vote as to whether or not to go..."You have crab meat!? Count me in!"
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Female 272
hahahahaha, that`s so drated up it`s hilarious.
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Male 3,301
Sounds like a wild night.
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Female 183
He`s going to need to buy his kids a new train set when I get through.
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Male 548
i bet pabasa would like to take part in that action
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Female 178
He`s sexy. I`d join him and his excess crab meat.
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Male 108
well, i was doubting it at first

but i can`t pass up a chance at free imitation crab meat.

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Female 675
"its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial intrests"

HAHAHA

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Male 2,160
urgh...
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Female 4,447
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT?! *repetitive head smack*

even if it is fake..why?!

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Male 163
why are we even commenting on this?
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Female 960
Mmmm imitation crab meat.
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Male 76
Imitation Crab meat is delicious.
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Female 512
wow. i cant belive he even put that hes "not gay"
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Male 75
you can step on them....
just dont break them or i`ll keep my imitation foodstuffs...
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Male 15
That`s a fake post that was done by one of the guys from Somethingawful.com

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php

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Male 776
immitation crab meat! well, this guy seems legit, im on it
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Female 744
oh my god. wow. "don`t break, they are my son`s"

I don`t even know what to make of this. Train/JO fetish? =/

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Male 1,837
uhm, ok then? i wonder what GAY is considered in his planet?
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Male 509
o.O

Well, he IS offering imitation crab meat.

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Male 26
o...k...

Yes, i`m sure his kid will love this.

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Male 4,012
Not gay. Just WTFWEIRDKINKY.

Can we castrate him?

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Male 46
really...creepy.
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Male 1,109
that`s...creepy.
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Male 3,369
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