Golfer Impaled by Large Tree Limb

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Sports

Lost control of his golf cart? Yeah right, I"m going to guess there was a little Jackassery going on at the golf course.
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Female 993
I don`t know what`d be worse, getting impaled by a tree limb or getting interviewed in just a hospital gown.
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Female 176
ouch
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Male 203
DIdn`t hit any veins or arteries? Must just have grazed some of those leg capillaries then...
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Male 1,540
I think it was on purpus. He wasn`t golfing, he was playing that game below this post.
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Female 15,763
Wow... I want an awesome story like that.
Except without the pain and stuff...
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Male 92
no arteries, veins, bones... so basically, hes going to walk away from it? damn...
talk about a flesh wound.
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Male 1,036
doh
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Male 65
"Doctors expect him to make a full recovery."

Five days later:

"Man killed after infection from being impaled in the leg by a tree limb. Terrorists? Communism? Liberals? We`ll tell you tonight at 11."

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Male 407
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude........... He totally did it on purpose to be on the news
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Male 36
aha.. penetration... ftw
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Male 254
PWNT
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Female 427
I think it`s funny when reporters voice over the victim talking. "Yea, this guy`s story is so effing boring. Hey, why don`t we give it a hot chick to do a voice over while we show clips? Not a bad idea!" XD
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Male 822
ewww... it was blood soaked wood

that looked like it would`ve hurt a bit

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Male 2,616
I worked at a country club and was impaled by large tree limbs every day. Suck it up.
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Male 3,301
Mmmmmmm, ribs...
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Male 15
the guy was probably jackin off, cuz something like that just cant happen by accident
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Female 99
Ouch...
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Male 428
wow, i didn`t know those things went that fast
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Female 408
omg that looks painful
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Male 20,109
Link: Golfer Impaled by Large Tree Limb [Rate Link] - Lost control of his golf cart? Yeah right, I`m going to guess there was a little Jackassery going on at the golf course.
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