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Date: 05/29/08 06:30 PM

20 Responses to Golfer Impaled by Large Tree Limb

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    Link: Golfer Impaled by Large Tree Limb - Lost control of his golf cart? Yeah right, I`m going to guess there was a little Jackassery going on at the golf course.
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    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    omg that looks painful
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    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    wow, i didn`t know those things went that fast
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    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    Ouch...
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    chickena5 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    the guy was probably jackin off, cuz something like that just cant happen by accident
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    Mmmmmmm, ribs...
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    I worked at a country club and was impaled by large tree limbs every day. Suck it up.
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    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    ewww... it was blood soaked wood

    that looked like it would`ve hurt a bit

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    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    I think it`s funny when reporters voice over the victim talking. "Yea, this guy`s story is so effing boring. Hey, why don`t we give it a hot chick to do a voice over while we show clips? Not a bad idea!" XD
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    kiddo Male 13-17
    255 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    PWNT
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    Gaiia Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    aha.. penetration... ftw
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    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude........... He totally did it on purpose to be on the news
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    Jugganaut Male 13-17
    65 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    "Doctors expect him to make a full recovery."

    Five days later:

    "Man killed after infection from being impaled in the leg by a tree limb. Terrorists? Communism? Liberals? We`ll tell you tonight at 11."

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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    doh
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    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    no arteries, veins, bones... so basically, hes going to walk away from it? damn...
    talk about a flesh wound.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    Wow... I want an awesome story like that.
    Except without the pain and stuff...
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    I think it was on purpus. He wasn`t golfing, he was playing that game below this post.
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    paddyboom Male 13-17
    203 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 8:24 am
    DIdn`t hit any veins or arteries? Must just have grazed some of those leg capillaries then...
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    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 10:50 am
    ouch
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    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    995 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    I don`t know what`d be worse, getting impaled by a tree limb or getting interviewed in just a hospital gown.

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