Florida Teacher Accused Of Wizardry

Submitted by: mluther 8 years ago
http://www.local6.com/news/16169506/detail.html

Because of a little demonstration he performed in the classroom. What"s this world coming to?
There are 96 comments:
Male 343
if being a wizard is wrong, i dont want to be right.
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Male 329
thats too funny. i cant bleieve that haha
only florida
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Male 2,422
I used to get slightly incensed when foreigners said Americans were idiots. Then something like this happens and now I`m coming around to their point of view.
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Male 2,395
Next Thing you know they`ll be accusing girls for being witches.
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Male 833
prolly someone overly religious complained, cause seriously what kinda student is gonna complain over not doing work in class?
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Male 1,024
@ Beefynick: 1600`s

at any rate: WITCH!

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Male 25
It`s too bad that the story linked here didn`t provide a response from the other party concerned, unlike the article in tampabays10. Even the article on FOXNews doesn`t give a balanced report. Hmmm...
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Female 2,927
are you frigging kidding me? wizardry? its not the 17 centery last time i checked. my gawd! who is the moron than made a case over this?
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Male 221
lol if they see like david blaine and criss angel theyd be like "OH....MY..........GOD" 0.0 lol
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Female 133
um.... "drat"? ok, lets try again.
if you "screw" up as a sub...
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Female 133
Lolz i thought he was going to make a student burst into flames or something lol

hahahahaahaha, i kno wat u mean. man, i feel bad for this guy, i mean, he seriously lost his job? man, if you drat up as a sub, you`re done, its over, you`re not getting a teaching job. its so unfair to him tho.

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Male 394
Lolz i thought he was going to make a student burst into flames or something lol
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Female 48
I quote my boyfriend on this: These people need to be shot.
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Male 426
...BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!
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Male 1,404
Want to "take back our country?" Then we need to take back our schools. He most likely made a dull drab class room interesting instead of being a useless baby sitter. Idiots lost an asset.

http://www.pasco.k12.fl.us/

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Female 2,695
OH NOES GET ZE WIZARD AWAY FROM MY CHILDRIENZ
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Male 1,725
are you serious??? thats just a little magic trick! even i know how to do that, as do many other people on iab...stupid america(i feel bad that i live here -_-)
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Male 473
*are. my bad
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Male 473
BURN THE WITCH!!!

but no seriously is everyone in florida idiots?

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Male 120
dude lol wtf wizardry? really? i saw that the other day on youtube criss angel was showing it
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Female 2,196
I wonder who accused him. It was probably some kid who wanted to know how to do the trick and he didnt tell him. Anyway that was stupid.
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Female 288
wow...
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Male 275
Caption correction: What`s America coming to?
And nice Monty Python reference, Doukeshi03 :-P
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Female 3
He must weigh the same as a duck methinks. Burn him!
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Male 420
Ah beloved america, what will these redneck freaks do next
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Female 174
HARRY POTTER IS TO BLAME.

lol.

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Male 1,162
Oh jesus drating christ. Can we just have a national education system? So we dont have drating hillbilly schools going "BURN THA WITCH!!! WOMENZ SONT DO MATHS!!! WAAAARTG!"
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Male 391
I have only one word for whoever brought up the accusation against this teacher. Retard. No, wait, I`m sorry, that`s not fair to retarded people. This person, whatever it is, needs a brain transplant badly.
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Male 577
wizardry? u gotta be pootin me. haha... yeah i think the principle is so drating stupid that he actually thinks the sub is some kind of black magic sorcerer
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Female 147
Eleutherarch- Slowly?
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Male 1,254
Well, he turned me into a newt!

A newt?

...I got better.

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Male 1,825
burn the witch!
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Female 70
Between drinking bleach to prevent AIDS/pregnancy and this...anyone else think Florida just needs to be firebombed? I`m sure America`s average IQ would immediately go up by at least 10 points...
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Female 215
Seriously??

The Maddog:"So If I do my rather lame removable thumb trick in Florida, does that make me a zombie?"

That was hilarious :->

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Male 107
Wait! The "other issues" was his evil associations with aliens and the continued maintenance of the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle, not to mention harboring the sasquatch and the skunk ape in classes where he taught!
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Male 227
dude, im 14 and i can do that, probly better than that teacher!!

wtf?

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Male 384
Dumbledore would be so proud.
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Female 1,287
that was a horrible story, all it said was that he was accused of wizardry, and then it showed a quote on what the teacher said...what "trick" did he do? who accused him? why did he show a magic trick to school kids?.....fail
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Female 4,197
I wonder how the toothpick feels about all this? It`s probably out of a job too now since he won`t be able to use it for magic anymore :(
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Male 1,550
He made a toothpick disappear?
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
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Female 1,397
Florida is a scary place that needs to NOT be apart of the world anymore.
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Female 101
land o lakes florida?
thats where they make butter!
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Male 3,296
that is seriously retarded
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Female 1,407
Good grief, it was just a trick! People at parties and functions do it all the time! *fumes at injustice from modern-day puritans*
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Female 377
WITCH!
BURN HIM!
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Male 730
give him the ol` Avada Cadavra..
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Female 1,398
Theres obviously more to the story then this, the media always overhypes little things about stories and the main details are ignored because they`re normal, everyday, the teacher can`t teach issues.
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Female 54
theres more important things going on in the world and they focus their energy on a teacher who did a magic trick....
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Male 533
I blame all the occurances in Florida on all the blue hairs that retire here. They`re from all over the country, plus a few other countries.
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Female 1,212
Florida = FAIL.
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Female 1,002
Is everyone in the world slowly becoming retarded?
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Male 7,933
^^^
It says christians where???
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Female 192
haha, stupid Christians...
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Male 533
In both of the articles, there are a lot of accusations towards the school, and not a lot of quotes on their behalf. The full story posted here in the forum states that the schoolboard claimed there were other issues. While the man claims he knew nothing of those accusations, how do we know that? How do we know he`s telling the truth? He just got fired from his job, and is worried about getting a job in the future. If he turns this thing around to make it look ridiculous on the schools part, it may make him a lot more employable.
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Male 145
Proud Pagan trust me this aint magic *wink*
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Male 1,053
Fair enough if was disrupting the class for like 10 minuets but 30 seconds :|
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Female 465
that`s the dumbest thing I ever heard... can`t believe that`s "news" apart from anything else!
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Female 22
oh wow...
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Female 51
I`m not surprised. They`ll be burning them next.. XD
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Male 579
I mean what can I say that hasn`t been said already? I mean...WIZARDY? If they wanted to fire him for something else have the balls to say it, or come up with something that is plausible and prevents the accusers from looking like douche-bags.
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Male 392
God i hate my state...
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Male 480
miracles my a$$
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Male 9,306
lolphotoshop: DON`T START!
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Male 60
Lightening bolt!! Lightening bolt! Lightening bolt!
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Male 9,306
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
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Male 392
Jesus didn`t do magic, he did miracles .
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Male 396
wow this is sad
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Female 879
Is Wizardry even a crime? If thats true, then Santa, the tooth fairy, and Jesus should all be locked up...forever!
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Male 4,012
Key word here is "Florida".
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Female 1,134
oh great...Florida now has its "witch" city/town place...BUT! Salem Massachusetts totaly pwn that city/town...
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Male 392
Burn /him/ at the stake.
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Female 731
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Male 2,344
Dude we have this substitute teacher here who comes in and does his subbing, blah blah...but any extra time, does a ton of cool magic tricks!
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Female 731
Is it just me, or is something seriously f*cked up with Florida these days?
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Male 75
Wanna burn him?
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Female 380
I would love to have a teacher that could do that stuff!!! Man, things have changed since I was a kid.
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Female 91
They just said that it was the wizardry, I guess to avoid talking about his other "performance issues". I don`t know why they just wouldn`t out and out say that they fired him because he didn`t follow the lesson plans teachers left him, because this makes the school officials look like idiots. In any event,here`s the full news story.
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Male 791
Yeah, there must be more to the story, cuz that`s outrageous.
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Male 575
He turned me into a newt!... I got better. >.>
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Male 163
teachers never heard of magic triks
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Male 3,369
So If I do my rather lame removable thumb trick in Florida, does that make me a zombie?
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Male 292
LOL^ I agree! Someone call an exorcist!
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Male 44
Heretic!
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Male 37
It seems to me that this "teacher" was simply receiving his just desserts from his covenant with Satan.
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Male 76
People are so stupid. This should not even be an issue, this is not the 1800`s anymore.
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Male 1,225
I agree with woomanfoo, it can`t be that stupid, even for us folks in Florida.
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Male 447
hahahaha nice. He should be burnt at the stake i say!
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Female 665
hahhaha woowww.... wizardry? seriously? kids never heard of magic tricks? illusions? criss angel? david blaine?
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Female 135
This is just a different version of a post from a few days ago. At least the other one was a video.
FAIL.
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Male 163
Wow...America is f`d up if performing a magic trick can get you sacked. Methinks the puritans are to blame
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Male 533
There is more to the story than this. I can`t find the article, but I live in the same county. He wasn`t fired for doing the trick, but for continuing to stray from the lesson plan left by the teachers.
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Male 906
... and wow
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Male 44
lol repost but still funny
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Male 1,386
lol. All you do is put a little tape on your thumb to do that XD
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Male 1,231
jeus christ. Seriousy
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Male 1,023
Link: Florida Teacher Accused Of Wizardry [Rate Link] - Because of a little demonstration he performed in the classroom. What`s this world coming to?
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