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Date: 05/11/08 04:00 PM

65 Responses to Ex-cop Sues to Get Job Back

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    Link: Ex-cop Sues to Get Job Back - For being too fat. Too bad the police force have this little video that proves his epic failure--and epic waistband.
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    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    too many doughnuts...
  3. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    him and the guy who lost weight in jail connected?
    ya i no.. terible joke
  4. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    No poo!!!
  5. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Fatty McFat Fat =D

    I`ve fallen and I can`t get up. He`s kneeling and he can`t get up haha.

  6. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    woah off by one second XD
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    IMGAY4REALZ Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:14 pm
  8. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    Cops should be in really good condition... this is just sad.
  9. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    (heavy breathing) give... me... a minute.. WOOH IM POOPED! mind passing me that cheeseburger?
  10. Profile photo of annebbyx
    annebbyx Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    This is why we stereotype cops as being lazy and fat...
  11. Profile photo of Flag
    Flag Male 13-17
    44 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    He must have at least 20 donuts in his car at any given time...
  12. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    Really I think they should just suspend him and allow him time to get fit before allowing him to work again.
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    trinity_enig Female 18-29
    83 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    It could take him months to get fit, if they suspend him tehy either have to give him pay, or he has to survive without a job. It`s better for him to be forced to get another job, lose the weight then go back to the police.
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    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    haha I love how the vid they show of him is him drinking soda...and wow. i agree if you cant get up from a kneeling position you shouldn`t be a cop. what if the suspect was running? lol
  15. Profile photo of parmonie
    parmonie Female 18-29
    168 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    Hahahaha it`s the "big story." Perfect.
  16. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    "haha I love how the vid they show of him is him drinking soda..."

    hey, at least it was diet soda :-P

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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    That stock photo of him looked suspiciously like Chris Farley....
  18. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    According to his claim, the reason he has trouble getting up is because of knee surgeries he`s had. If that`s really the case, then even if he was thin the police department would fire him. I`m not sure what his lawyers were trying to do with that comment.
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    wowibrandon Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    he had a bit of a muffin top

  20. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    They shouldn`t even make uniforms that size! Totally ridiculous...
  21. Profile photo of parmonie
    parmonie Female 18-29
    168 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    AK4775- I agree.
  22. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    *insert donut joke here*
  23. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Hm...*gets on knees and gets up*

    He had trouble doing THAT? Wow.

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    saruh Female 13-17
    24 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    That`s right, Officer Parent, drink the DIET soda!
  25. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    May 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    I have to say I expect cops to have a certain fitness level. He didnt meet it!
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    Eddy23 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    for the kneeling drill, just tie a cheeseburger to the end of a fishing pole and hang the burger high above his head. I`m sure he`ll be at least more motivated
  27. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    ew >_<
  28. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    I think he was treated fair. The standard NYPD physical exam requires you to scale over a 6 foot fence, run up and down 6 flights of stairs, pull and push a 80lbs weight simulator, jog or run 600 yards around cones, Pull a 185lbs dummy 60 yards, and pull the trigger on a replica pistol inside a ring 15 times on each hand without the gun touching the inside of the ring. You have to complete that in 4 minutes 28 seconds or you`re disqualified. Id like to see him accomplish that obstacle. I sure as hell do not want police officers patrolling my neighborhood if they cannot even stand up from a kneeling position.
  29. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    I only wish the cops we had when I was in high school were that fat. Would have made running from them so much easier....
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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    Parmonie stole my quip about the newswoman calling it the "Big Story"...
  31. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    Damn, what a fat bastard!
  32. Profile photo of GeMiNi0587
    GeMiNi0587 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    Hey that dudes not that far from me.

    I don`t think I`d be able to take the guy seriously if he happened to come in contact with me though.

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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    Not sure if he`s fat because he eats to much or that it`s a condition that can`t be helped. Either way, you need to be fit to be a cop. There are just some things big guys can`t do.
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    I agree with concetra. If you`re in a position that requires you to protect someone, I`d expect you to be physically fit.
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    31337H4X0R Male 30-39
    13 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    Wow more Nebraska news. I thought we were cool with the guy who cut open his own airway. Now we got this fat basterd representing us. :(
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    This is outrageous. Let this poor man have his job and donuts back!
  37. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    I love the U.S. I really do, if I could (who says I cant) I would make love to it (im remembering the old IAB link of "Green Team" with Will Ferrell) but this is the only place in the world where I have seen people go to Burger King, order 3 Whoppers, an apple pie, and DIET coke... Im the other way around. 3 Cokes 2 Fries and a salad. Oh well.

    And Fatty cant get up and wants to be a cop?

  38. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    I sincerely hope Groogle was being sarcastic...

    I support the police department`s decision. The report didn`t mention how much severance he got, but I think they should issue a statement that they`d re-instate him if he could meet the necessary physical requirements.

  39. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    i wanna follow him around with a tuba.
  40. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    When did it say that he was suing? he was appealing from what i saw.
  41. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    As a professional criminal I want all of our police officers to look like that. They are so much easier to run away from and also to make fun of.
  42. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    Looks like Chris Farley.
  43. Profile photo of Gaiia
    Gaiia Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    couldnt he atleast be a paper pusher?
  44. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    He needs to understand that he can`t save others and is also making things more dangerous for him if he`s a cop.
  45. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:04 pm
  46. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    He makes officer Rivieri look svelte.
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    Damn~ I`m surpirsed they make COP uniforms that actually fits his fat a$$
  48. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    what a fat drat.
  49. Profile photo of Axis
    Axis Male 18-29
    37 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    It must`ve been YEARS since he last saw his penis.
  50. Profile photo of TheKingBob
    TheKingBob Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 11, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    Even paper pushing cops should have some physical fitness level, in case someone violent comes into the station. And as for knee conditions, those are probably caused by his weight. Knees aren`t made to deal with 300+ lbs of pressure on them when you walk. If it really was a medical condition that caused him to lose his job, he`d just collect disability. So it had to be self inflicted.
  51. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    Pardon me for sounding a bit selfish, but I would really rather have all the officers in my local police force to be in top physical condition should a critical life-threatening crisis arise.
  52. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    IT`S EASY TO KNOCK THIS GUY, but to be fair... he can take down a perp permanently just by sitting on them... that`s gotta be worth something! And who needs battering rams to knock in those meth-lab doors, just get him to stumble against it... haven`t got a bomb disposal unit handy? No worries, sit on this a minute Parent... Quick! The perp is escaping in a helicopter! Grab the landing strut guy! No wait, don`t jump up for it... I think he`s fine for police work, he just needs to be reassigned to the right departments...
  53. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 2:17 am
    yep, he definitely had too many donuts ...
  54. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 4:04 am
    God. You`re a fat drat. Deal with it. The case should be thrown out by the judge immediately. This is retarded. You cant protect and serve anyone if you cant pass the fitness test.

    "Oh I had surgery" "I was dieting". Then take the test again and pass fat drater.

  55. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:30 am
    I know many fat people, frankly, I do not believe they would even try to be in police. Bouncers, maybe... but not police. At my school, they used to employ a (quite) fat guy who was so out of shape, simply walking around the school was a burden. During a week-end, we had to go get something in a student room, and not only was he molasses slow to walk there, he took the elevator for one flight of stairs, was drenched with sweat (not counting some odor... we didn`t want to know, frankly). That guy was supposed to do its paces at least once per hour? Give me a break! I know fatter people who are more in shape.

    I`m relatively fat myself, not morbidly obese, but not a shining example of a toned body either, and I would so not consider myself a policeman, I think I would do more harm than good in such a role.

    Frankly, on his surgeries and diets and stuff, it`s sad, but it goes with the job, like everyone says here. It`s sad, I have understanding feelings for the poor chap, but that`s lif

  56. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:51 am
    ^^I saw the Chris Farley resemblance also.^^

  57. Profile photo of badnusty
    badnusty Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 8:17 am
    he loooooooooooooooove da cake
  58. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    he`s fatter than meh!

    Im big But I can run faster than my friend who is 130 pounds. And I can get up from a kneeling position O_O

  59. Profile photo of jadedmom
    jadedmom Female 30-39
    239 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    I am 9 months pregnant and I can get up from a kneeling position while holding a 40lb child.

    He`s just sad

  60. Profile photo of analcarbomb
    analcarbomb Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    Christ, do you say epic enough?
  61. Profile photo of garrett09
    garrett09 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    Didn`t they make fun of this guy on Family guy. :)
  62. Profile photo of ayull
    ayull Male 18-29
    239 posts
    May 14, 2008 at 6:00 am
    When an officer charged with protecting the public clearly demonstrates that he is incable of doing so it is inappropriate for him to remain in that position. Regardless of his weight, his lack of control over his service piece on the gun range represents an unacceptable risk to public safety.
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    anglefan Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 16, 2008 at 2:21 am
    I live in Omaha which is right above Bellevue. The cops are dicks in bellevue. I would have loved to have been stopped by this fat bastard to ridicule his extreme fatness!
  64. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    Not the kind of guy I want serving or protecting me, and since his salary come from MY taxes...
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:29 am
    xiq...Not the kind of guy I want serving or protecting me, and since his salary come from MY taxes...

    I read y celery then though and his chicken wings and side of fries and the gravy he uses to smother them.

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