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Date: 05/29/08 09:01 PM

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  1. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    Link: Do You Take This Wall... - A Swedish woman with a fetish for inanimate objects claims she`s married to a Wall, but is not any Wall...
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    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

    BAHAHA!

    "What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

    BAHAHAHA!

    I can see that working out. The marriage I mean.

    How do you do a wall? Wait, how does a wall do a woman?

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    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    "While she remains a virgin with humans, "

    No kidding.. really? I wonder why?

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    Hawt. Dos teh wall hav boobz?

    Seriously, does she glue on a rubber dildo to the wall for those special moments?

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Loofah, you OBVIOUSLY didn`t READ the article. It`s a MAN wall, duh. :P
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    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    Wow...no words.
  7. Profile photo of Vegan_Freak
    Vegan_Freak Female 13-17
    59 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    HAHA....Very hilarious.
  8. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    Yay!
    They finally liked my
    contribution =D
  9. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy."

    Well so do I but I normally just stick to skinny guys...

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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    ....PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAH.
  11. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    Aww, I think that`s kinda cute :3
    to each their own, after all
  12. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    Rauron, I think you`re cute. :3
  13. Profile photo of hellosilly
    hellosilly Female 18-29
    69 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    lololol
  14. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    Me too, ThursdayLark.

    I`ve read stranger things.

  15. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    So wait, I drating thought that ASIANS were SMALL HUH? This breaks that stereotype.

    Great wall of China ftw

  16. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    Being attracted to inanimate objects does seem to have it`s perks, such as it wont cheat on you, and there would be no arguing, but how does it show it`s affection back to her?
  17. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    Fake? Please tell me it`s fake...
  18. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    "So wait, I drating thought that ASIANS were SMALL HUH? This breaks that stereotype.

    Great wall of China ftw"

    LOL YES. Oh, man. *highfives Ashren*

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:21 pm
    Wait... but she can`t marry that legally, a wall has no legal rights. It can`t sign a document!

    What?!

  20. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    Opie, she married a WALL. I don`t think the fact that the marriage is legal or illegal matters to her..
  21. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    Of course she isn`t legally married to
    the wall, it`s not possible

    But anyway, bizarre as hell

  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    But.. but...

    Someone`s going to argue that gay marriage caused this.

    IT`S A SLIPPERY SLOPE, PEOPLE!

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    "Someone`s going to argue that gay marriage caused this."

    That wall is a bad influence for our families. Quick, remove it`s rights and force religion down it`s throat!! For great justice!

  24. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    "force religion down it`s throat!! "

    I dare you to try and find its throat first :p

    anyways... if i were ever to fall in love with a wall, it would have to be a celebrity... The berlin wall and the great wall are definately that... but i`m more into something more my age... like say the US Mexican Border wall, now THAT is a sexy wall!

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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    alrighty then...at least it aint a goat or some other animal where you can just imagine all the absolutely wrong things that would go on
  26. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
    169 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    you got to be f_cking kidding me
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    Pilanus, once you go US Mexican Border wall, you never go back!
    No seriously, it`s really fuggin` hard to get back into the US from Mexico.
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    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    WEF?!?!?

    is that possible?

    and lol at "The Great Wall of China`s attractive, but he`s too thick"

  29. Profile photo of TicaVerde
    TicaVerde Female 18-29
    144 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    I wish I can see inside her mind, to see how she rationalizes this.
    I mean, does she think its alive?
  30. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 12:13 am
    "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy."

    Dildo problem solved

  31. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 1:12 am
    LOL
    This cannot be for real..
    that is so funny, i had an image of a chick trying to hug a fence xD
  32. Profile photo of matt1119
    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 1:26 am
    this is so wrong
  33. Profile photo of DDylan
    DDylan Male 13-17
    98 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 1:39 am
    now she can never be truly faithful to her new boyfriend, because she lost her husband. The.... errrrm... garden fence.... uhh....

    Rofl. Each to themselves, and I hope she has a happy relationship, but my god is it odd.

  34. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 2:12 am
    Welcome to Sweden, where`s your God now?
  35. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 2:13 am
    I just cracked up at the "shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence". what a fickle woman
  36. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 2:17 am
    "it`s like talking to my husband" doesn`t work out too well...
  37. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 2:22 am
    She was featured in this show, during it`s 4th season. Was very funny. They made fun of her, to her face, without her really knowing it.
  38. Profile photo of mattiez
    mattiez Female 13-17
    13 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 2:28 am
    waaaa He two timed me!

    he said I was his one and only!

    :`(

    why mr wall...
    WHY!?

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    rychlee Female 18-29
    49 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 3:09 am
    it wuld be funny if she fell in love with a fence right beside someones window. theyd wake up everyday and be like ... `umm... muuuum... whats that ldy doooin to my feeence
  40. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 3:29 am
    I knew it was gonna be the Berlin wall!

    Freakin` weirdo all the same.

  41. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 3:46 am
    Bwahaha! That`s the wierdest thing ever... is she serious? That`s like saying, wow I find cars so sexy, I think I`ll go f*ck a car now... oh wait we`ve seen that one too... ^-^
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 3:52 am
    This article is chop full of great one liners! The ending is hilarious!

    "Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence..."

  43. Profile photo of CaaBaaRaa
    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 3:53 am
    :-O I saw this in the paper.
    It creeped me out then
    It creeps me out now.
  44. Profile photo of PinkCowsFtw
    PinkCowsFtw Male 13-17
    15 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 4:21 am
    Thats amazing.....I mean...How tempting would it be to wait until she gets `intimate` with the wall...then run up and take off all your clothes and rub yourself against it...Her face would be unforgettable!
  45. Profile photo of thecite
    thecite Male 13-17
    554 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 4:51 am
    Well it is a pretty f ucking hot wall.
  46. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 5:42 am
    She must`ve been absolutely bonkers in 1989 when they tore him down.

    Is she a widow now?

  47. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 6:37 am
    haha wtf wow i`ve met her husband
  48. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 6:45 am
    And in unrelated news, Wall babies have been roaming the streets recently.. more on that later
  49. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 7:44 am
    heard about this the other day.
    people are strange.
    i love it.
  50. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 7:47 am
    Well, good for her... I guess. The one drawback is that your wall can`t pick you up for your 8 o`clock date D:
  51. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 10:31 am
    I knew what wall before I even read it. lol
  52. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 10:46 am
    i support that.
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 11:10 am
    While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Berlin Wall was largely torn down in 1989, its "wife" was horrified.

    Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence, said: "What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."


    LOLOLOL

  54. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    "Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence"

    LMFAO!! xD This can`t be real...

  55. Profile photo of IAMMIZ
    IAMMIZ Female 13-17
    45 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    I`m only directing this whine to some of you, but here it is nonetheless:

    Boy, is it a horrible and disgusting life being a teenager who thinks there might be more to love than sex.

    Alright, that`s all.

    And I think this kind of thing is kind of cool. Wait, I`m stopping you all right now, it doesn`t turn me on or anything. But all this stuff about "love gives you a wonderful feeling like no other..." It`s kind of strange that such a universal and overpowering emotion should only happen between a man and woman, eh? I believe just as much as you guys that it`s strange someone might love something besides another person. But it`s quite interesting, and frankly, we should stop disrespecting this lady by cracking jokes about sex, eh?

  56. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Oh wow, this was just on "have I got news for you"... apparently she cheated on the wall with a fence :D.
  57. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    That`s where I saw it too, The-Sentinel.

    But, LOL, taking the wall`s name?! It makes it slightly harder to hide the fact that you`re married to a WALL when you`re Mrs. Berliner-Mauer.

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    IAMMIZ Female 13-17
    45 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Is... is it really *cheating* on the Wall if it`s torn down? Would that be like a widow remarrying?
  59. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    Can she have inter-object wall-human mutant babies?
  60. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 12:54 am
    "Pilanus, once you go US Mexican Border wall, you never go back!
    No seriously, it`s really fuggin` hard to get back into the US from Mexico."

    I think of border patrol as an Audience, and Customs as a Condom...

    It also makes it easier if you do it a lot, and if you are from the country building the wall

  61. Profile photo of SassyMkitty
    SassyMkitty Female 18-29
    52 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 8:42 am
    Now I think I have seen it all...

    LOL I love the last line "They mutilated my husband."

    Honey, they have places for people like you....It`s called the nut house LMBO!

  62. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 8:45 am
    This is pretty interesting, and while it is different, who is to say that it`s wrong? If everyone just married humans, think of how boring the world would be :P

    So the garden fence..I think he`s just a rebound, since I`m sure he can`t compare to her former husband because let`s face it, size does matter ;-)

  63. Profile photo of kobashigawa
    kobashigawa Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 31, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    hahaha too funny :)
  64. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 12:34 am
    at least it was a she, not a he.
    i can just imagine some guy thinking that he impregnated the wall -.-"
  65. Profile photo of heresrobo
    heresrobo Female 13-17
    83 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    i dont think it was love. lust more like...
  66. Profile photo of carolinads13
    carolinads13 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 7:50 am
    Please tell me this is a fake... really.
  67. Profile photo of RebelSpeaker
    RebelSpeaker Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    SHUT UP!all you people who are akways laughing at this and making fun of her,and cracking jokes aobut this!SHUT THE HELL UP!Why is this wrong?love is a feeling that you only feel with something that makes you feel in a special way!Why is this wrong?Rock on IAMMIZ!i read what you said.But as for the other people who "can`t beleive it" or those of you who can`t do anything but laugh! Put a sock in it! I think that what they did to her husband was horribale!
  68. Profile photo of milkymoo
    milkymoo Male 13-17
    43 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    shut up

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