Do You Take This Wall...

Submitted by: iceblack 8 years ago Weird
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2870071.html

A Swedish woman with a fetish for inanimate objects claims she"s married to a Wall, but is not any Wall...
There are 68 comments:
Male 43
shut up
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Female 60
SHUT UP!all you people who are akways laughing at this and making fun of her,and cracking jokes aobut this!SHUT THE HELL UP!Why is this wrong?love is a feeling that you only feel with something that makes you feel in a special way!Why is this wrong?Rock on IAMMIZ!i read what you said.But as for the other people who "can`t beleive it" or those of you who can`t do anything but laugh! Put a sock in it! I think that what they did to her husband was horribale!
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Female 151
Please tell me this is a fake... really.
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Female 83
i dont think it was love. lust more like...
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Male 680
at least it was a she, not a he.
i can just imagine some guy thinking that he impregnated the wall -.-"
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Female 1
hahaha too funny :)
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Female 223
This is pretty interesting, and while it is different, who is to say that it`s wrong? If everyone just married humans, think of how boring the world would be :P

So the garden fence..I think he`s just a rebound, since I`m sure he can`t compare to her former husband because let`s face it, size does matter ;-)

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Female 52
Now I think I have seen it all...

LOL I love the last line "They mutilated my husband."

Honey, they have places for people like you....It`s called the nut house LMBO!

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Male 674
"Pilanus, once you go US Mexican Border wall, you never go back!
No seriously, it`s really fuggin` hard to get back into the US from Mexico."

I think of border patrol as an Audience, and Customs as a Condom...

It also makes it easier if you do it a lot, and if you are from the country building the wall

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Female 731
Can she have inter-object wall-human mutant babies?
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Female 45
Is... is it really *cheating* on the Wall if it`s torn down? Would that be like a widow remarrying?
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Female 532
That`s where I saw it too, The-Sentinel.

But, LOL, taking the wall`s name?! It makes it slightly harder to hide the fact that you`re married to a WALL when you`re Mrs. Berliner-Mauer.

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Male 1,148
Oh wow, this was just on "have I got news for you"... apparently she cheated on the wall with a fence :D.
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Female 45
I`m only directing this whine to some of you, but here it is nonetheless:

Boy, is it a horrible and disgusting life being a teenager who thinks there might be more to love than sex.

Alright, that`s all.

And I think this kind of thing is kind of cool. Wait, I`m stopping you all right now, it doesn`t turn me on or anything. But all this stuff about "love gives you a wonderful feeling like no other..." It`s kind of strange that such a universal and overpowering emotion should only happen between a man and woman, eh? I believe just as much as you guys that it`s strange someone might love something besides another person. But it`s quite interesting, and frankly, we should stop disrespecting this lady by cracking jokes about sex, eh?

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Female 1,071
"Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence"

LMFAO!! xD This can`t be real...

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Female 1,395
While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Berlin Wall was largely torn down in 1989, its "wife" was horrified.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence, said: "What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."


LOLOLOL

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Female 176
i support that.
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Female 1,172
I knew what wall before I even read it. lol
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Male 637
Well, good for her... I guess. The one drawback is that your wall can`t pick you up for your 8 o`clock date D:
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Male 1,024
heard about this the other day.
people are strange.
i love it.
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Male 1,053
And in unrelated news, Wall babies have been roaming the streets recently.. more on that later
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Female 449
haha wtf wow i`ve met her husband
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Female 1,545
She must`ve been absolutely bonkers in 1989 when they tore him down.

Is she a widow now?

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Male 554
Well it is a pretty f ucking hot wall.
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Male 15
Thats amazing.....I mean...How tempting would it be to wait until she gets `intimate` with the wall...then run up and take off all your clothes and rub yourself against it...Her face would be unforgettable!
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Female 180
:-O I saw this in the paper.
It creeped me out then
It creeps me out now.
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Male 1,013
This article is chop full of great one liners! The ending is hilarious!

"Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence..."

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Female 465
Bwahaha! That`s the wierdest thing ever... is she serious? That`s like saying, wow I find cars so sexy, I think I`ll go f*ck a car now... oh wait we`ve seen that one too... ^-^
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Male 2,159
I knew it was gonna be the Berlin wall!

Freakin` weirdo all the same.

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Female 49
it wuld be funny if she fell in love with a fence right beside someones window. theyd wake up everyday and be like ... `umm... muuuum... whats that ldy doooin to my feeence
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Female 13
waaaa He two timed me!

he said I was his one and only!

:`(

why mr wall...
WHY!?

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Male 1,240
She was featured in this show, during it`s 4th season. Was very funny. They made fun of her, to her face, without her really knowing it.
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Male 995
"it`s like talking to my husband" doesn`t work out too well...
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Female 744
I just cracked up at the "shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence". what a fickle woman
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Male 1,455
Welcome to Sweden, where`s your God now?
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Male 98
now she can never be truly faithful to her new boyfriend, because she lost her husband. The.... errrrm... garden fence.... uhh....

Rofl. Each to themselves, and I hope she has a happy relationship, but my god is it odd.

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Male 369
this is so wrong
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Female 859
LOL
This cannot be for real..
that is so funny, i had an image of a chick trying to hug a fence xD
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Male 1,072
"I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy."

Dildo problem solved

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Female 143
I wish I can see inside her mind, to see how she rationalizes this.
I mean, does she think its alive?
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Male 822
WEF?!?!?

is that possible?

and lol at "The Great Wall of China`s attractive, but he`s too thick"

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Female 15,763
Pilanus, once you go US Mexican Border wall, you never go back!
No seriously, it`s really fuggin` hard to get back into the US from Mexico.
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Female 169
you got to be f_cking kidding me
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Male 2,160
alrighty then...at least it aint a goat or some other animal where you can just imagine all the absolutely wrong things that would go on
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Male 674
"force religion down it`s throat!! "

I dare you to try and find its throat first :p

anyways... if i were ever to fall in love with a wall, it would have to be a celebrity... The berlin wall and the great wall are definately that... but i`m more into something more my age... like say the US Mexican Border wall, now THAT is a sexy wall!

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Male 3,301
"Someone`s going to argue that gay marriage caused this."

That wall is a bad influence for our families. Quick, remove it`s rights and force religion down it`s throat!! For great justice!

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Female 15,763
But.. but...

Someone`s going to argue that gay marriage caused this.

IT`S A SLIPPERY SLOPE, PEOPLE!

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Male 551
Of course she isn`t legally married to
the wall, it`s not possible

But anyway, bizarre as hell

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Female 657
Opie, she married a WALL. I don`t think the fact that the marriage is legal or illegal matters to her..
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Female 15,763
Wait... but she can`t marry that legally, a wall has no legal rights. It can`t sign a document!

What?!

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Female 657
"So wait, I drating thought that ASIANS were SMALL HUH? This breaks that stereotype.

Great wall of China ftw"

LOL YES. Oh, man. *highfives Ashren*

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Female 408
Fake? Please tell me it`s fake...
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Male 428
Being attracted to inanimate objects does seem to have it`s perks, such as it wont cheat on you, and there would be no arguing, but how does it show it`s affection back to her?
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Male 407
So wait, I drating thought that ASIANS were SMALL HUH? This breaks that stereotype.

Great wall of China ftw

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Female 837
Me too, ThursdayLark.

I`ve read stranger things.

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Female 69
lololol
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Female 657
Rauron, I think you`re cute. :3
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Male 563
Aww, I think that`s kinda cute :3
to each their own, after all
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Male 1,263
....PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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Female 657
"I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy."

Well so do I but I normally just stick to skinny guys...

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Male 551
Yay!
They finally liked my
contribution =D
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Female 59
HAHA....Very hilarious.
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Male 349
Wow...no words.
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Male 9,306
Loofah, you OBVIOUSLY didn`t READ the article. It`s a MAN wall, duh. :P
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Male 3,301
Hawt. Dos teh wall hav boobz?

Seriously, does she glue on a rubber dildo to the wall for those special moments?

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Male 522
"While she remains a virgin with humans, "

No kidding.. really? I wonder why?

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Male 194
"I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

BAHAHA!

"What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

BAHAHAHA!

I can see that working out. The marriage I mean.

How do you do a wall? Wait, how does a wall do a woman?

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Male 551
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