Dear Jessica...

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Funny

Could this be a new take on the ""Awwww of the Day?""
There are 56 comments:
Female 139
there was this dude in 7th grade who used to ask me this stuff in notes. It was sweet, It got kinda awkward when i told him in person that he didn`t have to ask me though. :)
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Male 33
im thinkin this guy is like 45
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Male 161
so im guessing the "how to get a girlfriend even if you are a hopeless nerd" thing works?
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Male 12
What the heck? It`s cute when it`s on the internet, but if I did that in real life everyone would call me a creepster and the girl would avoid me forever.


Actually, she`d probably avoid me anyway...

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Female 1,407
How sweet. ^_^
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Female 380
*baddog bites toung*

I could be mean and say some stuff but im just gonna walk away.

Either way, what a riot!

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Female 18
Did Jessica scan this to show all her friends for them to laugh at? Anyone who thinks this is adorable has never been around this type of person. It`s like an abused puppy. Ick.
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Female 1,832
Awww! At least he`s got scruples! Most boys would be trying to look up skirts and stuff. Wait... how old is this person? LOL!
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Male 363
creepy as hell for reasons I wont explain.
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Male 313
No child has a signature like that. That`s not cute, that`s retarded. all you girls who think, "aww, how cute" what would you do if that was your boyfriend?
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Female 1,890
how did this make aww of the day espesially awwwww

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Female 795
Definitely NOT an awww of the day, but definitely a COMPLETE waste of my time.
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Female 464
Aww :3
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Male 4,246
Aaah, junior high. I dimly recall feeling similar to young "Jonathan," but most of that time is a blur. On purpose, that is; and now that I`m starting to recall some of it, I need a drink.

Apple, he isn`t assuming she`s going to say yes; she already did, and he`s thanking her for that.

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Female 475
I wish someone would respect me enough to ask me instead of assuming the answers are yes. *sigh* It was cute. =)
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Female 447
I think it`s cute whether real or not. Sick signature.
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Male 650
Geek
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Male 1,036
reminded of my primary school days. Haa haa tick the box?
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Female 227
lame.. even if it was written by a little kiddie..
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Female 694
This is only cute if they are young... If they aren`t, than it`s just plain creepy and odd... and not cute.
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Male 89
LMFAO 007ninja!!!! best thing ever....
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Male 550
That`s some impressive signature for a crappy handwriting.
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Male 89
ummmmm he can`t write fo crap.... and that would b better if we knew the writers age... the signature is WAYYYY to good for him to be too young
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Male 49
What the drat? I couldnt write my `Jimmy HandCock` or signature like that in secnod grade what the drat?

The man is probally 42 and the girl is 12

Lawsuit in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. BOOM HEADSHOT!!

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Female 306
I`ll bet he`s in college.
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Female 180
That doesn`t say visual. It says Usual. o_O
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Male 44
"Dear Jessica...

What the drat bitch? I told you no Mayo on my sammich. Do you want me to hit you again? Are you going to get it right, bitch?

Check yes or no...

Love,

Jonathan."

Now that is the Aww of the day right there... someone go forge that and copy paste the signature.

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Male 7,933
Aww thats sweet... I bet she wont put out.
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Male 11
what the heck, this makes no sense. why is the signature so nice? i think this is a little fake, seriously.
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Male 2,616
Reminds me of my current years.
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Female 4,197
thats so sweet, reminds me of the early years in high school

Awwww :)

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Female 920
awwwww. adorable
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Female 28
It`s not "visual answers," it`s "usual answers."
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Male 65
this can def be the AWWW of the day unless you are one of those d bags that thinks that anything anyone does makes them a creeper, even a friggin fifth grader.

Uh Oh i just saw he threw out the "L word" big mistake kid, ya gotta wait on it until it`s just right. its like fishing.

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Female 2,228
Somebody pull out a handwriting analysis book or something and get the real story on the note writer, i`m fairly certain that right slanting letters mean a caring personality.
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Male 428
aww,how cute, but i still think kitties are cuter
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Female 657
"`These days`, 5 year olds say more than that.
Not surprising in the least, to me."

No kid who uses "to" instead of "too" would use language like "visual answers". ><

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Male 1,550
This is a shop, I can tell by the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.
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Female 657
This is really creepy. o_o What little kid uses the word "visual" and "damn"? this is probably a creepy older guy..
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Male 297
cute...but possibly creepy
i can`t tell.
i`m leaning toward cute.
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Female 188
That was kinda cute
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Female 37
That is pretty darn cute :)

Wish a guy was sweet enough to send me one of those back in my elementary days :)

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Female 78
Wow, that made me happy.

^_^

My day is a bit brighter.

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Female 89
I think it`s better than the usual awww of the day :]
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Female 496
How... uhh.. cute.

-hurk-

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Male 78
that signature was WAAAAY too good for anyone less than a 16 year old....

this kid srsly needs to grow a spine if that`s the case. The only thing he should have to write on a piece of paper and give to a woman is what he want on my sammich, clear?

jk, really though this IS pretty cute.

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Male 221
I guess it`s pretty cute regardless of age. Innocence knows no concept of time

Lol greazytings It`s to you! Nice avatar btw, where`d you find it?

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Male 81
it was funny. i`m guessing it was written by a kid. look at the handwriting and misspellings.

now, if it was an older person, it`s just creepy.

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Female 70
It made me "Aww"... cats usually don`t.
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Female 427
lol, what if this kid was like... 19 or something?

Aww of the day mirrored to creeper of the day.

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Female 121
haha, that made me happy just for a second that my name is Jessica too ;)
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Female 14
i think maybe this was in 5th grade :P
2nd grade letters are like
do u like me check yes or no
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Male 1,109
nope. this could not take on the "Awwww of the Day" sorry.
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Male 24
When we find out their ages we`ll see how cute it really is...lmao.
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Male 4,012
Not sure if it qualifies for an awwww of the day but it sure is cute.

Incoming lawsuit from the girl`s parents in 3.. 2..

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Female 1,596
Link: Dear Jessica... [Rate Link] - Could this be a new take on the ``Awwww of the Day?``
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