Darwin Award Dimwits

Submitted by: LoofahBoy 8 years ago Funny
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Lights, Camera, Darwin! (Please don"t email I-A-B and explain that this clip doesn"t represent the true Darwin meaning.)
There are 49 comments:
Male 103
ohio state!!!
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Male 762
The greatest award ever ! Fact !
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Male 1,289
haha woot! Limelight by Rush at the beginning =]
that`s all i have to say!
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Male 358
Um, okay.
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Male 1,013
Tis a misnomer calling it `darwin award dimwits`. No death ocurred. It is a great compilation, but I was disappointed seeing it after reading the title. meh
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Male 420
one of the vomiting ones was fake.
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Male 174
Ha ha I loved when the plane came over,

"drat me!"

"Have a nice day, Ma`am..."
"Have a nice day my ass!"

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Male 28
drat that poo
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Male 68
Ah Dawrinism, it and `Mary sue` are two words that are never used correctly.
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Male 13
To bad that the dutch weatherman who got hit by a car was fake -_-"
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Male 2,159
F u c k t a r d s.

Oh, and guess what: 9 out of 10 of them are American!

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Female 427
mysticalrose, Mt. Pleasant representin`! You live seriously 2-3 hrs. from me.
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Female 427
OMG the meteorologist that had his notes and he didn`t know where to stand in front of the green screen - CLASSIC.

I`ve had presentations that turned out that bad too, I felt for him. lol

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Male 20
Well only three possible Darwin award winners out of all that hilarity - but three idiots closer to death is better than none. =)
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Male 21
OMG,this is sooooo good!!!!!!
ahahahaha
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Male 1,455
I feel so sorry for that old man dropping that black thing :/

And btw I thought you had to DIE to get the award?

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Male 22
Yeah they should have been advertising that table he was whacking away at. It totally pwnt that sword.
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Male 234
god when that guy sayed katan and waked a sword XD all i thought was he`s F*cked
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Female 157
hah..I`m from Traverse City..how sad
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Male 169
HA! these are always hilarious
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Male 90
How accidents that can happen to anyone is confused with stupidity is extemly provoking!!!

The clips were good but the text just ruined it for me... I do not approve

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Male 4,012
Not going to email but just going to put it in the comments. But hey, at least you`re aware of it. Good for ya.
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Male 354
Great collection of funny clips. I`m also partial to the wine making segment where the women falls and howls like a dog.
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Male 45
keep this kind of thing coming!
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Male 3,619
brilliant. i actually had the whole episode from the first clip downloaded on the comp. damaged file so i couldnt watch, but it was that episode.
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Male 250
what was up with the meteorologist?
normal speech, than "F-ing mothere WHORE, SH--"
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Male 392
my favorite was the katana.

"ohhhh oh that hurt! ooooooooh that hurt big time!"
"folk right now.........we may need emergency surgery."

LOLOLOLOLOL those darn professionals.

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Male 413
woah. that guy that got hit by the car. that looked serious.
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Male 83
yup the thing didn`t have anything to do with darwin awards and most of the clips where pretty old/ common... but the thing that really disturbed me was that fat guy dancing, yelling, jumping (=having a seizure) in front of the microsoft sign... Is it just me or did an angle lose it`s wings because of that?
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Male 2,216
I thought it hilarious when that woman smacks the guy across the face, and he says "that`s not appropriate" lol
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Male 3,255
Well why even refer to the Darwin awards when it has nothing to do with them?

BRAND NEW NASCAR RACE ON VIDEO! (please don`t say that it`s not nascar)
*video of a guy doing jumping jacks plays*

You don`t just get to call poo something that it`s not then get away with it by asking that no one mentions it. And its not like this was half assed darwin poo, it wasn`t even related in the drating SLIGHTEST!

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Male 534
For a second, I thought the crop duster was gonna clip the reporter in the back of the head. There is a video where a plane does that, but to a different guy. Odd song choice too, at the beginning. Rush?
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Male 4,393
wow lol cool :P
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Female 2,220
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

Also, I felt SO SORRY for the crap reporter! haha
And the last one, I wanted to join that latino.

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Male 1,584
what was up with the last one? some crazy lady splashing a news camera, some guy getting in a fight, i dont get it, they should have givin a little info on what caused that.
Also the girst one looks like it hurts. First of all those lights get hot as hell (i`ve done spot lights before, and they get hot enough to melt theduct tape. Also once one of the colored filters you put in front of them started melting after being on like 5 minutes.
Not to mention they weigh like 10 pounds, and falling from the ceiling onto your head must hurt like hell.
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Male 136
Some were good, some as old as the Internet itself, and some were just "wtf-worthy". By the way, why was that reporter in the last clip attacked?
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Male 10,440
Some. of those. were good.
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Male 2,576
The Chuck Storm one is fake.

Idiot reporters waltzing around in katrina while people`s homes are being demolished.

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Male 5,970
who cares if its not exactly Darwin Awardish, its still funny as hell
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Male 252
everyone of those clips were so drating funny. That was awesome.

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Female 239
I like how the old man in the second clip started to say the F word, but said the S word instead - as if one is better than the other.
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Male 452
Explains about the Darwin Award:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awar...
How you can win your very own Darwin award:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Win_a...
If all else fails, try the following:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Headb...
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Male 599
The "Chuck Storm" clip has been reused so many times... but yet it`s still the funniest one on there. Blah Blah Blah BAM hello Mr. Pole.
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Male 215
the very fisrt thing looks fake
where the light falls on the lady
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Female 20
-_-

nothing to do with Darwinism....
fail..

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Male 254
oh woww. how fun are they!? :D
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Male 5,970
wow people are so low to actually e-mail IAB that its not true Darwin meaning? lol
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Male 174
ha idiots #lol
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Male 3,301
Link: Darwin Award Dimwits [Rate Link] - Lights, Camera, Darwin! (Please don`t email I-A-B and explain that this clip doesn`t represent the true Darwin meaning.)
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