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Date: 05/02/08 02:01 PM

49 Responses to Darwin Award Dimwits

  1. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    Link: Darwin Award Dimwits - Lights, Camera, Darwin! (Please don`t email I-A-B and explain that this clip doesn`t represent the true Darwin meaning.)
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    slate Male 13-17
    174 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    ha idiots #lol
  3. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    wow people are so low to actually e-mail IAB that its not true Darwin meaning? lol
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    kiddo Male 13-17
    255 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    oh woww. how fun are they!? :D
  5. Profile photo of Shadowsbane
    Shadowsbane Female 18-29
    20 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    nothing to do with Darwinism....

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    sfeagles Male 13-17
    216 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    the very fisrt thing looks fake
    where the light falls on the lady
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    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    The "Chuck Storm" clip has been reused so many times... but yet it`s still the funniest one on there. Blah Blah Blah BAM hello Mr. Pole.
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    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    Explains about the Darwin Award:
    How you can win your very own Darwin award:
    If all else fails, try the following:
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    msdenee Female 18-29
    240 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    I like how the old man in the second clip started to say the F word, but said the S word instead - as if one is better than the other.
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    GloineFiodh Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    everyone of those clips were so drating funny. That was awesome.

  11. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    who cares if its not exactly Darwin Awardish, its still funny as hell
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2584 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    The Chuck Storm one is fake.

    Idiot reporters waltzing around in katrina while people`s homes are being demolished.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10445 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    Some. of those. were good.
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    Wentzel142 Male 13-17
    136 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Some were good, some as old as the Internet itself, and some were just "wtf-worthy". By the way, why was that reporter in the last clip attacked?
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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    what was up with the last one? some crazy lady splashing a news camera, some guy getting in a fight, i dont get it, they should have givin a little info on what caused that.
    Also the girst one looks like it hurts. First of all those lights get hot as hell (i`ve done spot lights before, and they get hot enough to melt theduct tape. Also once one of the colored filters you put in front of them started melting after being on like 5 minutes.
    Not to mention they weigh like 10 pounds, and falling from the ceiling onto your head must hurt like hell.
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Also, I felt SO SORRY for the crap reporter! haha
    And the last one, I wanted to join that latino.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4398 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    wow lol cool :P
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    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    For a second, I thought the crop duster was gonna clip the reporter in the back of the head. There is a video where a plane does that, but to a different guy. Odd song choice too, at the beginning. Rush?
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Well why even refer to the Darwin awards when it has nothing to do with them?

    BRAND NEW NASCAR RACE ON VIDEO! (please don`t say that it`s not nascar)
    *video of a guy doing jumping jacks plays*

    You don`t just get to call poo something that it`s not then get away with it by asking that no one mentions it. And its not like this was half assed darwin poo, it wasn`t even related in the drating SLIGHTEST!

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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    I thought it hilarious when that woman smacks the guy across the face, and he says "that`s not appropriate" lol
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    loitering Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    yup the thing didn`t have anything to do with darwin awards and most of the clips where pretty old/ common... but the thing that really disturbed me was that fat guy dancing, yelling, jumping (=having a seizure) in front of the microsoft sign... Is it just me or did an angle lose it`s wings because of that?
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    luke182 Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    woah. that guy that got hit by the car. that looked serious.
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    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    my favorite was the katana.

    "ohhhh oh that hurt! ooooooooh that hurt big time!"
    "folk right now.........we may need emergency surgery."

    LOLOLOLOLOL those darn professionals.

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    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    what was up with the meteorologist?
    normal speech, than "F-ing mothere WHORE, SH--"
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    brilliant. i actually had the whole episode from the first clip downloaded on the comp. damaged file so i couldnt watch, but it was that episode.
  26. Profile photo of psymonkey
    psymonkey Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    keep this kind of thing coming!
  27. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Great collection of funny clips. I`m also partial to the wine making segment where the women falls and howls like a dog.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Not going to email but just going to put it in the comments. But hey, at least you`re aware of it. Good for ya.
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    nokirarr Male 13-17
    90 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    How accidents that can happen to anyone is confused with stupidity is extemly provoking!!!

    The clips were good but the text just ruined it for me... I do not approve

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    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    HA! these are always hilarious
  31. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    hah..I`m from Traverse sad
  32. Profile photo of soigieoto
    soigieoto Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 12:00 am
    god when that guy sayed katan and waked a sword XD all i thought was he`s F*cked
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    BlacRyu Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 3:17 am
    Yeah they should have been advertising that table he was whacking away at. It totally pwnt that sword.
  34. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 3:53 am
    I feel so sorry for that old man dropping that black thing :/

    And btw I thought you had to DIE to get the award?

  35. Profile photo of ColdOne
    ColdOne Male 13-17
    21 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 5:01 am
    OMG,this is sooooo good!!!!!!
  36. Profile photo of theorion
    theorion Male 40-49
    20 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 5:58 am
    Well only three possible Darwin award winners out of all that hilarity - but three idiots closer to death is better than none. =)
  37. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 7:47 am
    OMG the meteorologist that had his notes and he didn`t know where to stand in front of the green screen - CLASSIC.

    I`ve had presentations that turned out that bad too, I felt for him. lol

  38. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 7:51 am
    mysticalrose, Mt. Pleasant representin`! You live seriously 2-3 hrs. from me.
  39. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 7:58 am
    F u c k t a r d s.

    Oh, and guess what: 9 out of 10 of them are American!

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    Victormdj Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 8:23 am
    To bad that the dutch weatherman who got hit by a car was fake -_-"
  41. Profile photo of Zelkari
    Zelkari Male 18-29
    68 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 10:26 am
    Ah Dawrinism, it and `Mary sue` are two words that are never used correctly.
  42. Profile photo of dajumbles
    dajumbles Male 13-17
    28 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 11:07 am
    drat that poo
  43. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    Ha ha I loved when the plane came over,

    "drat me!"

    "Have a nice day, Ma`am..."
    "Have a nice day my ass!"

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    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 4, 2008 at 12:56 am
    one of the vomiting ones was fake.
  45. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    May 4, 2008 at 7:10 am
    Tis a misnomer calling it `darwin award dimwits`. No death ocurred. It is a great compilation, but I was disappointed seeing it after reading the title. meh
  46. Profile photo of Tankity
    Tankity Male 30-39
    358 posts
    May 4, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Um, okay.
  47. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    haha woot! Limelight by Rush at the beginning =]
    that`s all i have to say!
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    766 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:24 am
    The greatest award ever ! Fact !
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    monkeyman828 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    ohio state!!!

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