Crying Athletes

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Sports

Pussies.
There are 64 comments:
Male 70
I`d cry too if I made some million a year!
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Male 812
Oh WOW! Humans cry! What a surprise!
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Male 44
Y`know, that was when Wayne Gretzky was retiring.


I remember, I cried too.

Oh, and the Michael Jordan one, I would probably cry if I won some giant golden basketball trophy (I would know the name if I actually watched basketball)

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Male 547
Mary Decker has every reason to cry, she was favored to win the gold at the 84 summer games, and was edged out and collied with another runner, fell, and injured her hip and couln`t finish the race.
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Male 1,036
ho humm
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Female 306
Oh wow, athletes cry. -.-
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Male 230
to those who were talking about the "nice area" of the skater: how in the world can you tell? you cant see it
to he who said "you are descended from Europeans": what if hes black? or asian? or mexican? or any others who i dont have enough room to list?
to any who i somehow offend with this comment: i am sorry for offending you
and to all peace hating individuals: i suggest a few good musicians who are at this point dead: Johnny "The Man in Black" Cash -- John "Scatman John" Larkin
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Male 11,739
God, they should be shot. Real athletes would never cry. What a bunch of freaking pussies.
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Male 93
"Oh, and you are descended from Europeans you epic tool"

This is such a stupid comment. Way to live in the 1700s faggot

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Male 2,616
Didn`t Harding get smoked in the leg by a club?
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Female 2,074
How does that make them pussies?

That comment is idiotic.

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Male 77
Tears of joy, no matter if they win or lose they still get paid.
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Male 12,138
^^ "Good God, davymid...what an embarrassment.
Insecure much?"

Nah, not as much as you`d think.

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Male 799
even though im a packers fan im suprised brett wasnt on here. also, where`s everyothersoccerplayer?

haha im jk.

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Male 455
Alright, I laughed at everyone except for Gehrig. He`s got a disease named after him...I can see why he`d be crying.
Still, Tonya Harding`s was hilarious, like she had something horrible on her skate.
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Female 173
when people lose the world cup they go to suicide and dont play for ~a month
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Male 2,372
Good God, davymid...what an embarrassment.

Insecure much?

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Male 354
All of you arguing about whose country is the best are total and complete morons. The pack of you (from both sides of the pond) sound like first graders arguing over who gets to use the blue crayon at coloring time. Pitiful. Grow up...
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Male 7,933
Christiano Ronaldo? aka Mr. Dive?
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Male 891
iirc, tonya harding was crying because she broke the lace on her skate. she was trying to get sympathy points from the judges.
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Male 57
everbody that plays football is a pussy.
motor racing - thats a real sport.
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Male 145
LMAO gummy wurms hahahaha ya r country is gonna try and take ovr the world its gonna happen.... i think bush got it from watching Pinky and The Brain on saturdays :) he stupid LOL... i think USA is gonna be a democracy soon anyway...
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Male 145
LOL Mary Decker hahahahaha....
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Male 4,867
ptk: yh i suppose u could call david beckham a pussy, he being the only 1/2 decent FOOTBALL player u lot know. google christiano ronaldo crying, he is the best player in the wolrd, plays for the best team but he still cries.
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Male 1,550
Amen Shoyz
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Male 2,616
America is awesome. Everybody knows the U.S. is the world leader in everything, and by everything, I mean obesity.
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Male 7,933

But to be fair, I did choose a very pussy athlete. We can all agree on that

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Male 7,933
Davymid, our sports radar.
1.Football
2. Basketball
3.Baseball
4. Another Football league
5. Hockey
6. Soccer

That means that Soccer is where we put our back-up athletes. Most nations have theirs stars go to soccer, we dont. With all that we should have beat the champions Italy if it wasn`t for the crappy officiating.

If we put all our athletes in soccer, we would win, the thing is that we just dont care...yet. I still have hopes that Freddy Adu changes Americans mind on soccer. Its not going to pass the other sports but atleast more people will be drawn in.

And in our American sports, we dont dive, stand up and call for a card, fall down, roll around the floor in pain, get carted off, and come back 2 minutes later. SEE: McBride

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Male 7,933
1. T.O is not a pussy. He was crying because the media was blaming the playoff loss on his QB Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. He was standing up for his team mate. Thats manly
2. Adam Morrison is a pussy. He cried when there was still time on the clock.
3. Where is Nancy Kerrigan? WHY WHY WHY?
4. The Americans have dominated the Olympics for the past few events, and I mean dominated. Do not question American Athletes, they are hands down the best in the business.

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Female 481
I didn`t know you could say pussies.
lol.
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Male 263
No way you can call Gherig a pussy! LMAO at Buckner though.
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Male 69
calling Emmitt Smith a pussy is like calling Oprah skinny, you got to be kidding me
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Male 85
Once again, the people who write the captions (or whatever you call it) fails epically.
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Female 695
Eh. No shame in crying. All you guys have cried and will cry again, you just don`t have anyone to photograph it and preserve it forever so that losers in the distant future can make fun of the picture.
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Female 4,197
"Lets focus on the pussy at hand."

heheheheheheh

Oh sorry...crying athletes... right...

heheheh

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Male 1,053
Rofl made me laugh
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Male 1,583
out of those i say Lou Gehrig was the least pussy one. i mean I would cry to if i knew i had a disease there was no cure for and was going to suffer a long time before i died.
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Female 239
No need for the debate over which country sucks or rocks over whatever sport the cry over - the point is - CRYING ATHLETES: Pussies.

Lets focus on the pussy at hand.

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Male 12,138
^^ Aye but Italians don`t count. They cry when they break a fingernail. Click here for Italian training camp video (very funny)
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Male 118
I agree with the europeans on this.
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Male 1,455
"Difference is, when we win, we don`t cry about it."

Yes we do, didn`t you watch when Italy won the FIFA World Cup?

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Male 835
BEST POST TITLE EVER.

CRYING ATHELTES: Pussies.

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Male 189
hehe i think shoyz has hit a collective nerve.

Does this mean we get a trophy for winning this argument...i`m so happy i could cry, ironic no?

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Male 12,138
Shoyz, so these great Americans are crying because they`re so awesome, and no "Eurofags" are good enough to get trophies?

How about nearly all these "champions" are in baseball, american football, basketball and ice hockey?

WOO WOO! Here comes the clue train, last stop, you.

When only American teams compete in a league (occsionally with the odd Canadian team thrown in for good measure), then you`re pretty sure an American is going to win, as Herouk pointed out. World Series my ballsack.

That`s why when you play any truly international, global sport like football/soccer, rugby etc you always get your ass whooped by us "Eurofags".

Difference is, when we win, we don`t cry about it.

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Female 1,412
davymid

Nearly all American, which is why they`re crying like pussies.


Shoyz

^They`re probably pitying you Eurofags.

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Our country isnt the one trying to take over the world ect. No need to pity us thanks =]

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Male 189
Shoyz, try winning at a sport where it`s not just the US taking part. Granted you`ve got track and field but not much else

Oh, and you are descended from Europeans you epic tool

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Female 1,412
Not all were really crying.

Sucks.

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Male 101
How can you call Lou Gehrig a pussy? He played in 2130 consecutive games. It took a disease that stops the muscles from working to make him quit baseball.
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Female 23
oooooo i feel a bit of a debates gonna go on between America and us `Eurofags` :-P
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Male 28
no Colt Brennan?
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Male 1,228
On a side note from non-nice individuals; the last ones were a stretch and nearly every one was crying over winning some trophy. It`s not a "BOOHOO" cry it`s a "I`m so happy" cry, for being so great. The reason there`s no Eurofags is that Eurofags aren`t good enough to get trophies, simply enough.
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Male 1,228
^They`re probably pitying you Eurofags.
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Male 12,138
Nearly all American, which is why they`re crying like pussies.
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Male 1,078
ahaha.
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Male 335
and oh yeah, Eff Owens. He`s a little B*TCH.
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Male 335
come on, who wouldn`t cry if they did what Buckner did.
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Female 23
skater was probably crying from the pain of lifting her leg so high..
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Female 239
Terrell Owens is not just a pussy, he`s a dick too. Maybe he should F himself!
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Male 3,296
this are all really good sportsmen

so even bigger pussies

why u crying???
u rich stfu

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Male 4,867
^ agreed, nice ass

wheres frank lampard cryin like a fudgeing baby?

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Male 435
The Skater Had A Nice A SS
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Male 3,619
xD that made my day... sorta... okay, I`m bored again.
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Male 1,244
AAAHHH!!! Theres something on my skate!
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Male 1,620
Link: Crying Athletes [Rate Link] - Pussies.
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