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Date: 05/18/08 06:03 PM

73 Responses to Chuck E. Cheese Training Video

  1. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    Link: Chuck E. Cheese Training Video - It`s time to Chuck-E-Size!!
  2. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    415 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    ahhh scary memories from my childhood
  3. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    the E stands for entertainment!!
  4. Profile photo of Kumquat
    Kumquat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    Ah. Too old of a video. Ugh.
  5. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    And I always thought the Lowe`s ten million required training videos was the worst ever...

    I stand corrected.

  6. Profile photo of Imz
    Imz Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    This is hilarious.

    I wish my training videos were like that. But noooo, they were all like, "don`t get eaten by bears."

  7. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    You gotta be WAYYY too peppy for that kind of job!

    It`s...
    Not for me.
    Uggh.

  8. Profile photo of DerekDoom
    DerekDoom Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    It looks fun and since your behind a mask it looks easy kinda.
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    MUSICISSWEET Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    I could never be that peppy,i would probably end up yelling at one of the kids to shut up and then get fired
  10. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Wow! Chuck e Cheese is real? O.o

    I would so do that job, easy cash XD besides, I have three kids and kids are pretty easy to read, the commentator made it sound so hard!

    Although today, if kids saw chucky crying, they would kick his ass til he fell over and kicked him some more, me thinks

  11. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    Im the kinda guy that would get to far into the role and have it all back fire at me you know the parents saying that "chucky" is harassing my kid or something that would be bad as if any one would hire a 14 year old lol
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    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    ^ its not easy cash! didnt u hear the guy, he said ur performing, and performing is not easy work!!!!
  13. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    i eated pooo poo cuase im a chuckie eee cheese weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! is that good performing? ahahahhahaha
  14. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    MY NAME IS TAYLOR JAM-ENTERTAINMENT!-S R-ENTERTAINMENT! ENTERTAINMENT!-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Profile photo of CrepesOWrath
    CrepesOWrath Male 18-29
    124 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    It`s good to know what chuck e can get away with.
  16. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    "Here we have three generations of little girls being given `special treatment` by Chucky."

    Well alright then...

  17. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    I don`t know how people work at that place. I have enough trouble dealing with dumba*s adults at my job, never mind people`s brats.
  18. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    I also have a suspicion they`re still using this video for training today.
  19. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    i would never ever be able to work at chuckie cheeze. Lol, i would probably wind up beating the crap outta some little kid that pissed me off
  20. Profile photo of YeaWatever
    YeaWatever Female 13-17
    56 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    i hateeeee chuk e. cheeses. omg.
    smells like warm french fries & feet..
    blech!
    :]
  21. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    oh my.

    remember, dont let the children get focused on spanking chuckie!

    lawlz. =D

  22. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    "Now that you`ve had all that fun it`s time to clean up" ahahahahahahahahahaha
  23. Profile photo of baddogsmaste
    baddogsmaste Female 30-39
    381 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    Imz- "This is hilarious.
    I wish my training videos were like that. But noooo, they were all like, "don`t get eaten by bears."

    Atleast your trainning videos dont include how to defuse a student on a bus with a gun, how to unload all 77 students off your bus in 1 min and 50 sec., or my favorit is....
    How to stop at a rail road crossing when a train is comming.

  24. Profile photo of StarChild_
    StarChild_ Female 18-29
    68 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    I`d be an awsome Chuck E Cheese.
    But that`s not a good thing, is it?
  25. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Aw, kids are so cute, I wouldn`t mind THAT part if I were to dress up as him.
    It`s the fact that I would be afraid of making them cry, and being too hot in that outfit.
    Plus I`m probably too short for it. :/
  26. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    he he hey kids! I have rabies!
  27. Profile photo of kaechan
    kaechan Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    Ah, Chuckie`s a girl...Mah I rather be a disney character.
  28. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    Aww. Chucky, I was shy at first but... wait a second... WE HAVE CONTACT. ;)
  29. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    i would fudgeen quit right then and there
  30. Profile photo of frankpoole
    frankpoole Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    3ChuckECheese employees died smuggling this tape out of the `restaurant`.
  31. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    Chuck E. Cheese gives me nightmares. I hate all of you.
  32. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1112 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    i can`t believe i just watched that whole thing.
  33. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    DAMN YOU, NOLAN BUSHNELL!
  34. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    Can you go in the suit, like an astronaut?
  35. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    wow im surprised i actually sat through the whole video by then end i saw it was almost 11 minutes of my life wasted *gasp* really like wow stupid job id punch or kick the crap otta a lil punk kid spank me ill beat ur butt kid that oughta stop them
  36. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    lulz, 80`s...

    I dunno if they laughed at their training video back then, but ours had the line of:

    "The customer doesn`t expect you to be perfect."

    Yeah, nice try, where are you posted? Oregon? This is the OC. Wake up! THEY`RE MONSTERS!

  37. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    Oh this brings back memories. I used to work in the character department at Disneyland. I played about 11 different characters including Chip and Dale, and Winnie the Pooh. It is a lot of fun, for the most part... and I can tell you, Disney holds to a much higher standard than Chuck E. Cheese, lol! I had many great experiences with really cute kids (the kids from the Make A Wish Foundation were always the sweetest). But the heat, teenagers, and PARENTS ARE THE WORST!!! 1. No there is no air conditioning units in the costumes, 2. The costume does not act as a force field... the person inside can feel it if you hit a character, FYI! Sorry to rant there a bit, but I had a tendon that runs from the base of my skull to my clavicle torn, because some jackass teenager thought it would be funny to run up and jump on my neck. Yeah, real funny for me who had to wear a freakin neck brace for 3 months! But, yeah... for the most part it`s a great experience. :-)
  38. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    One more tip... If you ever visit Disneyland/World. If you see a character heading inside for a break follow these simple rules:
    1. Don`t push you children in front of them, unless you want to see someone in a 50 lb costume fall and crush your child.
    2. Don`t try to grab them for "Just one more picture"... that person has already been outside for 30 minutes, and chances are, they`ll be back in another 30. And whatever temp it is outside, it`s at LEAST 10 degrees hotter on the inside. Let the person get a flippin drink of water.
    3. The person inside the costume doesn`t care if you came from New York, London, Japan, or Alcatraz. Chances are, they also don`t care if it`s your kid`s birthday. If they had a nickel for every person that attempted to stop them with one of those stories, they wouldn`t have to work at Disney anymore, cause they`d be millionaires. Just come back in another 30 minutes if it`s so important that your child have that oh-so-special picture
  39. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    Again... don`t mean to rant or be rude, just some helpful advice for character interactions.

    I know, I`m a little over zealous, and this is only a board for a stupid Chuck E. Cheese training vid, but they`re really not a lot of relevant places I can plead the case of the costumed characters! lol :-)

  40. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    ^^^ Wow, this subject really touched you didn`t it? cuz that is one big wall of text.
  41. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    I know... I looked back on it, and just said. Wow. That`s sad. I know, I know, I`m retarded.

    Can you blame me? I just got off work (a completely different job, fyi) and have had 2 glasses of wine.

  42. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    Wicked: You EARNED that wine...you have my respect.
  43. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    lol AKappy. Cut the dude a break, Atari is some sweet shiz. You can`t stay mad at a guy like that.
  44. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    We dont have Chuck E Cheese in the UK, but god he`s creepy looking!
  45. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    May 18, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    Wicked wow.
    Way to go ruining the magic.

    you still under your non disclosure contract?

    lawl

  46. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 12:06 am
    Oh I still "Value the Magic"...


    Just not online. Disclosure smlifsosure... I haven`t worked there in years!

    You think I`m bad, go read Mouse Tales!

  47. Profile photo of Xenophonix
    Xenophonix Female 18-29
    195 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 3:09 am
    If I had to watch a video like this before starting my job, I would quietly tear up my job application, chew and swallow the pieces and walk out the door.
  48. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 3:24 am
    I cant believe i watced 5 mins of that...
  49. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 3:25 am
    watched*
  50. Profile photo of cottcandy222
    cottcandy222 Female 18-29
    195 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 3:57 am
    "It didn`t become a game of who can spank Chucky." Bwahahaha.
  51. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 5:13 am
    Aw, that mouse looks soooo sad :(
  52. Profile photo of Mazer
    Mazer Male 18-29
    62 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 5:43 am
    I work at Chuck E Cheese. I have also seen this video a loooong time ago, it`s better than any of he training videos we have now. Chuck E isn`t allowed to do anything anymoe. We can`t pick up kids, we cant put cake on thir faces(that was the funnest part) and we can`t steal presents or anything anymore (that was fun too). I miss the good old days.
  53. Profile photo of Rektard
    Rektard Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 6:23 am
    Steal presents?

    Anyway. As most people have said, i can`t believe i watched all of this. Surreal. Are most costumed people female? Makes more sense to me that they would be.

  54. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 6:30 am
    baddog,are you a bus driver?
    or is that just the rules of being one?
  55. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 6:31 am
    Mazer,you work at Chuck E. Cheese at 13-17?
  56. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 6:46 am
    That wasn`t as funny as the training video we had for Wendys when i worked there in highschool. Someone other than me because i don`t really feel like it will have to look into that and post it. It was bad, the guy rapped like he was rejected from Run DMC and had sparkles on the stripes of the wendy`s uniform, sparkle sunglasses, and pretended the burger spatula was a guitar....
  57. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 7:10 am
    HAHAHAHA!! Guess what! my job DOESN`T suck!
  58. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 8:14 am
    What is Chuck e.cheese
  59. Profile photo of jxl180
    jxl180 Male 18-29
    93 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 8:16 am
    I have been TERRIFIED of Chuck E. Cheese, my whole life. No joke. When I went there, while little kids were hugging him, i would go to the play area/ball pit, so I can avoid interacting with him.
  60. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 8:18 am
    Chuck Entertainment Cheese......?!?!
    weird name.....
  61. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 9:50 am
    one of my ex-girlfriends worked at the Cheese back in the early 90`s, and occasionally had to put on the suit..
    man, she hated wearing that suit.
  62. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 11:22 am
    chuck entertainment cheese

    of course!

  63. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 11:38 am
    Scott: It`s a pizza restaurant that built itself upward on the rising popularity of arcade games and family entertainment. Mainly CEC focused on younger kids, and updated Chucky whenever they needed to do so. He no longer sports the bowler hat and vest, he now wears skater clothing and a backwards hat.

    Not sure if they still have the robotic characters on stage anymore though, haven`t been in one since I was...I dunno...9?

  64. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    i want to go play some "who-can-spank-chuckie" now
  65. Profile photo of xsilentherox
    xsilentherox Male 18-29
    118 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    that rocket...i remember you.
  66. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    That`s the creepiest mouse ever 0_o But I`d be a great Chuck E. Cheese <33
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    At this particualr party...Chuck E. Cheese can get away with almost anything....oh dear god...i`m so glad they dont have this in Canada
  68. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    Meh. I remember when I was in the States my aunt gragged me to one of these places. That thing gave me nightmares...
  69. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Pedophile training video anyone?
  70. Profile photo of tgeorges711
    tgeorges711 Female 30-39
    13 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    My husband and I actually met at the Chuck(E Cheese where that was filmed. (North Richland Hills, Tx - near Ft.Worth). I got to watch that very video for my Chuck E. training. ..Fun times. My husband and I both groan every time our kids ask to go there...

    We had to go through "sensitivity training" once because some guy in the chuck e. costume drop kicked a kid in California...

  71. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    Does this all mean that Chucky`s not real??? Damn it!!! Another childhood memory down the drain.
  72. Profile photo of Maxim86
    Maxim86 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    May 19, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    The E stands for Cell Block E, where Chuck E. Cheese spent most of his adult life for arson and various sex crimes.
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    entertainment? lol creative

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