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Date: 05/10/08 05:04 PM

56 Responses to Candiro: The Vampire fish

  1. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 9, 2008 at 4:15 am
    Link: Candiro: The Vampire fish - Remind me to never to pee in the Amazon River. Possibly NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    I know what this is even before opening it. They can swim up your pee hole and have little spikes to keep them up there. Very painful. I saw somethin about this on history channel, discovery or maybe animal planet.
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    punter75 Male 18-29
    86 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    this makes me feel so weird.........
  4. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    ew.
  5. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    yeah i think on the discovery channel they were searching for a giant catfish or something in the amozon, they menchoned this fish
  6. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    half inch wide... ouch.
  7. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Only six inches, ehhh?
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    yea, ive seen this before, on the animal planet channel thingymabob, pretty bad...very bad
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    poor dude
  10. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    Reposted:

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

  11. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
    204 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    KMP:


    Do you just sit around searching for a possible repost?


    Does it MATTER that it`s been reposted?


    The answer is: no.


  12. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Wtf?

    This is the first time I`ve said "repost" in two months. Maybe more.

    BONSUCHI:
    Do you just sit around waiting for me to do anything so you can point it out?

    Does it MATTER that I posted?

    The answer is : Yes.

  13. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    ^^ Haha, you two are just so cute.
  14. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    That fish looks like the sperms in the documentaries of how babies are created...
  15. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    Cute indeed loofahboy, cute indeed.

    Let`s make some hybrids. Take the bloodsucking gene and put it in something else.

  16. Profile photo of Bayne
    Bayne Male 13-17
    85 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    KMP & BONSUSHI:

    Fighting over the internet.

    Serious business.

  17. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    Bayne, what would you rather have me do?

    When I fight over the internet, it detracts me from my daytime job of strangling puppies.

    WELL!?

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    ariadnese Female 18-29
    71 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    I feel like this must be really old cause they talked about it in the movie medicine man from 1992
  19. Profile photo of ArianaTheGee
    ArianaTheGee Female 13-17
    70 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    Hey, I bet if you released these in public pools, little kids would finally stop peeing in them...
  20. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Donno about you, but when he said if you stop them one way they will find another, my butt clenched...
  21. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    KMS,

    strangle all the puppies you want.

    it just helps control the pet population.

    GO Bob Barker!

  22. Profile photo of TrishIsADork
    TrishIsADork Female 18-29
    135 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    This makes me glad that I never swim in natural bodies of water.
  23. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    ow
  24. Profile photo of morbidframe
    morbidframe Male 13-17
    145 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    *holds crotch and yelps*
  25. Profile photo of foxynew
    foxynew Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    that must feel good, huh?
  26. Profile photo of AwsmEmily
    AwsmEmily Female 18-29
    76 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    Two Things:
    1. If it`s a vampire fish then wouldnt his pnis be a vampire pnis?....)-|
    2. OMFG IT CAN GO IN VAG`S TOO! *cross legs* X-(
  27. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    KoalaMeatPie is right. It IS a repost.

    And I guess it really *doesn`t* matter if they just keep reposting the same stuff on this site over and over. In fact, why not just go back to post #1 and start reposting the whole thing all over again from the beginning.

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    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Old >_>
  29. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    Horrible.
  30. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    I remember watching this parasite show a little while back. My favorite one was the guy who kept the bot fly larva in his belly as a pet.
  31. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    Which is exactly why you make sure your penis is not in the water when you go pee. Plus, why would you want to sit in your own piss?
  32. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    lol, its kinda like Kids in the Sandbox.

    If anyone doesnt know what Kids in the Sandbox, just google it and click the first link you see.

  33. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    oh and, do it at your own risk.
  34. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    ^^^^
    AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! OH GOD!!!! WHY!!!!

    Funny but jesus christ man...ack... x.X

  35. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 1:38 am
    Grand idea ArianaTheGee!
  36. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 2:46 am
    That makes my vagina hurt. In fact this whole site makes my vagina hurt! DAMN YOU i-am-bored!!! YOU GAVE ME VD!!!
  37. Profile photo of dr_satan69
    dr_satan69 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 3:06 am
    Lawl there are so many things i can make fun of in thiis video, but i do no have tiime nore space for it.
  38. Profile photo of loitering
    loitering Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 3:09 am
    so they said it was 6 inches long and had a certain thickness. Would double check if they didn`t remove something else, but the fish... just saying. if so- poor guy
  39. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 3:12 am
    Lol, willy fish.
    Why not call it vag fish as well? It can go up girl parts too.
    Just don`t go peeing in the Amazon river...
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 6:37 am
    eewwwwwwwww........
  41. Profile photo of 31337H4X0R
    31337H4X0R Male 30-39
    13 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 7:14 am
    omg, my weiner shrunk up so far watching that, I`m going to have to watch lesbian barley legal porn for an hour to make it rite.
  42. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 7:51 am
    i seen this before.

    KMP just carm down

  43. Profile photo of hedonistic
    hedonistic Male 30-39
    103 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:22 am
    Yeah, that mortifies me...remind me to wear some cheesecloth during my next swim-fest
  44. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:55 am
    I`ve seen this on tv before. It was...interesting.
  45. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 9:35 am
    ewwhie. parasites make me squirm and all itchy (the thought of them. i dont want to think about how id react if i had one in me)

    poor guy x_x" that sucks. (omg parasite pun!)
    but seriously.. he reacted appropriately (grab crotch, yell, go to a doctor)

  46. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:26 am
    Ha. Willy fish.

    But in all seriousness, omfg ow. That poor guy.

  47. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 11:58 am
    owowowowowowowowow
  48. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    this is what, the fourth time this has been posted?
  49. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    Okay, who pees STANDING IN THE SAME WATER? That`s just nasty.
  50. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    31337H4X0R: Just curious, why do you have a man with an unnaturally large penis as your avy? Or is it just cropped incorrectly?
  51. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    427 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    oww.....

    thats just....ow....

  52. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    i saw something like this on greys anatomy. ouch.
  53. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    repost from last year....
  54. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    281 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    lol at the willy fish. Anyone know what the first post on iab was?
  55. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    ummm...half an inch thick? that would hurt so effing bad! i don`t know how it even got up there...
  56. Profile photo of tathagata76
    tathagata76 Male 30-39
    107 posts
    May 13, 2008 at 9:34 am
    yeah, that sounds fun

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