Candiro: The Vampire fish

Submitted by: lemurs366 9 years ago in Weird

Remind me to never to pee in the Amazon River. Possibly NSFW.
There are 56 comments:
Male 107
yeah, that sounds fun
0
Reply
Male 371
ummm...half an inch thick? that would hurt so effing bad! i don`t know how it even got up there...
0
Reply
Male 281
lol at the willy fish. Anyone know what the first post on iab was?
0
Reply
Male 548
repost from last year....
0
Reply
Female 347
i saw something like this on greys anatomy. ouch.
0
Reply
Male 426
oww.....

thats just....ow....

0
Reply
Male 9,306
31337H4X0R: Just curious, why do you have a man with an unnaturally large penis as your avy? Or is it just cropped incorrectly?
0
Reply
Male 9,306
Okay, who pees STANDING IN THE SAME WATER? That`s just nasty.
0
Reply
Female 2,695
this is what, the fourth time this has been posted?
0
Reply
Female 4,447
owowowowowowowowow
0
Reply
Male 285
Ha. Willy fish.

But in all seriousness, omfg ow. That poor guy.

0
Reply
Female 649
ewwhie. parasites make me squirm and all itchy (the thought of them. i dont want to think about how id react if i had one in me)

poor guy x_x" that sucks. (omg parasite pun!)
but seriously.. he reacted appropriately (grab crotch, yell, go to a doctor)

0
Reply
Female 143
I`ve seen this on tv before. It was...interesting.
0
Reply
Male 103
Yeah, that mortifies me...remind me to wear some cheesecloth during my next swim-fest
0
Reply
Male 962
i seen this before.

KMP just carm down

0
Reply
Male 13
omg, my weiner shrunk up so far watching that, I`m going to have to watch lesbian barley legal porn for an hour to make it rite.
0
Reply
Male 4,393
eewwwwwwwww........
0
Reply
Female 1,002
Lol, willy fish.
Why not call it vag fish as well? It can go up girl parts too.
Just don`t go peeing in the Amazon river...
0
Reply
Male 83
so they said it was 6 inches long and had a certain thickness. Would double check if they didn`t remove something else, but the fish... just saying. if so- poor guy
0
Reply
Male 36
Lawl there are so many things i can make fun of in thiis video, but i do no have tiime nore space for it.
0
Reply
Female 1,496
That makes my vagina hurt. In fact this whole site makes my vagina hurt! DAMN YOU i-am-bored!!! YOU GAVE ME VD!!!
0
Reply
Male 1,550
Grand idea ArianaTheGee!
0
Reply
Male 626
^^^^
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! OH GOD!!!! WHY!!!!

Funny but jesus christ man...ack... x.X

0
Reply
Male 506
oh and, do it at your own risk.
0
Reply
Male 506
lol, its kinda like Kids in the Sandbox.

If anyone doesnt know what Kids in the Sandbox, just google it and click the first link you see.

0
Reply
Male 779
Which is exactly why you make sure your penis is not in the water when you go pee. Plus, why would you want to sit in your own piss?
0
Reply
Female 744
I remember watching this parasite show a little while back. My favorite one was the guy who kept the bot fly larva in his belly as a pet.
0
Reply
Female 486
Horrible.
0
Reply
Male 292
Old >_>
0
Reply
Male 2,372
KoalaMeatPie is right. It IS a repost.

And I guess it really *doesn`t* matter if they just keep reposting the same stuff on this site over and over. In fact, why not just go back to post #1 and start reposting the whole thing all over again from the beginning.

0
Reply
Female 76
Two Things:
1. If it`s a vampire fish then wouldnt his pnis be a vampire pnis?....)-|
2. OMFG IT CAN GO IN VAG`S TOO! *cross legs* X-(
0
Reply
Female 123
that must feel good, huh?
0
Reply
Male 145
*holds crotch and yelps*
0
Reply
Male 397
ow
0
Reply
Female 135
This makes me glad that I never swim in natural bodies of water.
0
Reply
Male 444
KMS,

strangle all the puppies you want.

it just helps control the pet population.

GO Bob Barker!

0
Reply
Male 626
Donno about you, but when he said if you stop them one way they will find another, my butt clenched...
0
Reply
Female 70
Hey, I bet if you released these in public pools, little kids would finally stop peeing in them...
0
Reply
Female 71
I feel like this must be really old cause they talked about it in the movie medicine man from 1992
0
Reply
Male 2,576
Bayne, what would you rather have me do?

When I fight over the internet, it detracts me from my daytime job of strangling puppies.

WELL!?

0
Reply
Male 85
KMP & BONSUSHI:

Fighting over the internet.

Serious business.

0
Reply
Male 4,012
Cute indeed loofahboy, cute indeed.

Let`s make some hybrids. Take the bloodsucking gene and put it in something else.

0
Reply
Male 384
That fish looks like the sperms in the documentaries of how babies are created...
0
Reply
Male 3,301
^^ Haha, you two are just so cute.
0
Reply
Male 2,576
Wtf?

This is the first time I`ve said "repost" in two months. Maybe more.

BONSUCHI:
Do you just sit around waiting for me to do anything so you can point it out?

Does it MATTER that I posted?

The answer is : Yes.

0
Reply
Male 204
KMP:


Do you just sit around searching for a possible repost?


Does it MATTER that it`s been reposted?


The answer is: no.


0
Reply
Male 2,576
0
Reply
Male 5,970
poor dude
0
Reply
Female 1,287
yea, ive seen this before, on the animal planet channel thingymabob, pretty bad...very bad
0
Reply
Male 1,540
Only six inches, ehhh?
0
Reply
Male 490
yeah i think on the discovery channel they were searching for a giant catfish or something in the amozon, they menchoned this fish
0
Reply
Male 599
half inch wide... ouch.
0
Reply
Female 943
ew.
0
Reply
Male 86
this makes me feel so weird.........
0
Reply
Male 560
I know what this is even before opening it. They can swim up your pee hole and have little spikes to keep them up there. Very painful. I saw somethin about this on history channel, discovery or maybe animal planet.
0
Reply
Female 385
Link: Candiro: The Vampire fish [Rate Link] - Remind me to never to pee in the Amazon River. Possibly NSFW.
0
Reply