Biggest Male Tongue Ever?

Submitted by: jessieplume 9 years ago in Weird

Wow, that guy could shovel coal with that tongue.
There are 145 comments:
Male 242
the only reason that thing fits in his mouth is because he has no teeth...which is why he can almost eat his face...
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Female 194
what the.....that was gross
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Female 6
"A sexually transmitted virus that causes cervical cancer has been linked to cancers of the tonsil and tongue — diseases that have been on the rise in men for the past 30 years, according to a study by a Colorado Springs doctor and researcher."
Just saying be careful what you wish for.
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Male 486
wow ive just been grossed out beyond all beliefe ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
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Male 5,970
ummmmm.........body oddities ftw?
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Female 855
Down`s syndrome,most definitely
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Female 9
That is just nasty. Feel bad for any girl that he tried to kiss.. lol. It would choke you. O_0
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Female 374
O_O
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Male 1,162
Its the chubacabra!!
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Female 342
^as in weird, not kinky.
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Female 342
...freaky.
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Male 15,510
William is one gifted guy. In the tongue I mean, In case you didnt notice
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Male 1,029
When he did the thing with his lip he looked like a tek deck dude.
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Female 353
must have made some happy women in his younger years O:
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Female 8
lmao well at least if his penis is small, the tongue can make up for it
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Female 4,028
I bet he can`t touch his nose.
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Female 1,231
I just threw up a little.
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Female 1,426
That looked fake.
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Male 285
"tongue envy. the dykes must be crying."

Very true.

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Male 1,204
ah man i`m a guy and that still turns me on!

errr ummm

cactuar beats him.

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Female 1,172
ewwwwww
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Male 1,078
wow.
thats gross.
how does he fit in his mouth.
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Male 88
O_O
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Male 20
that reminded me of the hill have eyes 2...
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Female 61
I think I just threw up a little :-x
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Male 504
Wow. He could fit like eight communion wafers on that thing!
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Male 5,094
MiniSquiggle: I wasn`t. Now I am.
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Female 28
wow thats just.... anyone else thinking girrafe?
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Male 554


Poliwhirl kicks Likatung`s arse.
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Male 554
I`d totally hit that. Just grab it, pull the fúck out of it then stamp it crazily.
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Female 119
he deffo has downs, their tongues are longer then normal, thats why they are always running around with their tongues hanging out. they can even have an operation now to cut the end off. not sure if his is the longest, i saw this programme with this kid who had downs and he had to have 2 3rds of his tongue removed because he couldn`t breath properly, he couldn`t even fit it in his mouth, it was like a snake
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Male 675
The only reason he can wrap his upper lip over his nose is because he has no teeth, haha.
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Male 2,159
I see there are 113 comments on this listing. I wonder how mwny of them are excited women???
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Female 2,196
woah
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Female 3
holy....
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Male 641
Well I`m turned on... How about everyone else?
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Male 162
"Wow, that guy could shovel coal with that thing"

Why was the first thing that popped into your mind? Kind of strange...I`m guessing the ladies were thinking of something else.
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Female 358
I`m not even going to say it...
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Female 194
that`s kind of disturbing.
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Female 33
my god that is hideous.
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Female 1,134
oh dear lord!!0.0
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Female 731
ok, after much thought, [yes, obviously way to much"> i think this guy is the answer to the silly vid here
this guy is a mutant, and if i had to be honest, that size of tongue is certainly a benign mutation,so, sorry, god does not exist.
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Male 2,616
First name: Alex
Last name: Kaplan

Mystery solved.

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Female 700
i wonder which body part is bigger?? hmm....
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Male 287
GGUhgaiuethauihrauier eewwwwww. Videos like this ALWAYS weird me out. *shudder*
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Male 46
Heh, AKappy, I was just reading down the posts, waiting for that since the first one.
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Female 1,120
That guy talking sounded a lot like cheech.. lol
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Female 98
Well, that looks like it could be pretty fun.
>.<
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Male 234
creepy
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Female 662
Gross. D:
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Female 239
Aughhhhhh!!!! GOOD LORD!!!!! :-O It`s about the size of a squirell!
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Female 233
That was just. I don`t know. It`s nightmare inducing.
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Male 44
motorboat :B
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Female 15,763
He`s hot with the ladies, I`d bet.
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Male 44
and i thought my tongue was long :(
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Male 44
i wonder if he ever chokes on it???
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Female 359
Hot. Very Hot.
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Female 1,890
OMG I JUST THOGUHT OF SOMETHING


ITS THE MEXICAN WEE-MAN

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Female 1,890
at first i was like...fake its a cow tounge he put in his mouth...well he started moving it..

i was eating hot cheetos...there is not a red spot on the carpet...ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwww

hmm i wonder how he useses it on the ladies ;] rofl ew ew ew ew ew

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Male 4,393
OMG!!!!

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Male 1,053
CRAP thats ... wow... elephantitus of the toung?
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Female 197
he didnt wash his hands after peeing....


anyway that was rly weird and the ppl that were directing it were hilarious to my point of view they found waaaay to amusing

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Female 57
He puts Gene Simmons to shame.
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Male 64
Beat me by THIS much.
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Female 464
0________o
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Male 575
Thats kinda awesome and significantly less gross than the steroid bodybuilders.
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Male 670
Err... is that some case of an unhookable jaw or something?
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Female 375
o.o woah
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Female 43
o.o daaaamn thats weirdly awesome.
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Female 657
"wow, larkslady`s gorgeous! "

<33333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
Thank you!!

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Male 7,933
im guessing that AKappy comes from his email located in his page. [email protected]
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Female 14
Dude has got Gene Simmons beat!
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Male 194
Yummy.... The tongue is yummy....

I must throw this out in the open, everyone`s avatar is yummy...except those IAB defaults.
I also say that he doesn`t have the largest tongue, he can just stick it out further. Are tongues are all like that, just not that "sticky-outie". Sorry to break all your dreamss..don`t hate me please.

I wish I could stick my tongue out like that, it`d be great for...stuff.

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Female 133
wow... that was weird.
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Male 1,109
eww
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Female 532
"Awww leave him alone, its not his fault he belongs in a cage."

LOL, but I was referring more to his tongue, not the man...I`m not that evil :( Normally.

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Male 382
"Urrrghh. The oral sex references are worse :X
How could anyone want that thing near them?!"

Awww leave him alone, its not his fault he belongs in a cage.

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Male 382
penguinpie, you`re in pretty bad shape for a 18-29 year old?
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Female 532
Urrrghh. The oral sex references are worse :X
How could anyone want that thing near them?!
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Female 943
i think he just has the ability to dislodge his tounge or soemthing.
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Male 119
thats the most racialy controversal description ive ever seen
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Male 66
DO NOT WATCH THIS WHILE EATING!

(Big piece of pie went to waste!)

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Female 19
I think he is down syndrom cause usually the people with down syndrom has such big tongues and look kind of different from other people!
btw i think he`s cute :P
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Male 50
ahah "that guy could shovel coal with that tongue. " ahah that line alone made me watch this video. And yes he has a very large tongue. All these "ladies must love him" lines are a bit tire some. Yes he has a big tongue but does that make him good at oral sex of females? Maybe he doesn`t know what the hell he is doing done there, ahah than tongue size won`t matter haha
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Male 15
i bet the ladies love him XD
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Female 466
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 465
How can he possibly breathe with that... thing... clogging up his whole mouth and throat, never mind talk? I`d get it CHOPPED OFF... too gross for words...
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Female 309
Well if he has downs, those people sure are mean for treating him like that!

Bah. I do not care.

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Male 382
Its Aliiiiiiive
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Male 2,586
(thursdaylark)
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Male 2,586
wow, larkslady`s gorgeous! ;-()
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Male 1,148
Ewwww.. that thing is huge! truly disgusting
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Female 180
x_x

Ew.

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Female 471
Oh boy. He could do more than shovel coal with that thing.
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Female 330
He must have an amazing sense of taste.
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Male 4,004
And Sup_Weenie must have paid a very good donation to the boob fairy to get those... by the age of 12 at that...
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Male 96
His tongue is like that because he has no teeth left.
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Male 4,004
I believe that the origin`s of AKappy`s name have been covered before (combination of first and last names combined, and then modded) but I could be wrong.

My name came up in 1985 when I was but an infant an........blahblahblah

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Female 37
Bananahammoc he has downs syndrome :/
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Male 695
lick my decals off baby
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Male 9,305
OKAY NO! NO! NOT HAPPY! NOT IN MY HAPPY SPACE! NOT IN MY HAPPY SPACE!
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Female 70
ahhh, thanks for reminding me that i will be seeing Gene Simmons in 12 days :] not that i forgot or anything.
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Female 859
Jesus christ! that just came outta nowhere!
It`s huge.
lol
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Female 309
It`s a shame he`s just so f*ck ugly.
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Male 92
this is what happens when you punch a fetus in the face.
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Male 169
Wait... and we`re NOT descended from apes?
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Female 657
Mouchi, your avatar image is cute so I`ll say I love you, too. :]

"But why is it the biggest male tongue? Is there a female with an even bigger tongue?"

Lmao. Dude, I totally asked that. I dunno or wnana know. ><

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Male 668
Lmfao, Lark... real nice =]

But why is it the biggest male tongue? Is there a female with an even bigger tongue? ugh...

Psst. he ate his nose.

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Male 513
So far that I could see, no Gene Simmons jokes? What a shock!
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Male 2,372
Who would have thought you could have so much fun with your own face??
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Male 637
Rofl, Lark, I love you, for your askew references, and the fact that I was thinking the same thing...
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Male 822
lmfao

he looks like a grunt off of halo

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Male 493
Ah, is "shoveling coal" what the kids call it these days?
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Female 498
odd much ..

have you ever tired to swallow your tongue?

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Female 657

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Male 334
Thats disgusting. someone needs to kill it
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Male 3,301
This man could pleasure Paul Bunyan`s wife. Kudos to him for being a REAL man.
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Male 413
how would u fit that in ur mouth?
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Male 153
I`m sort of afraid to open my mouth right now. Who knows what might jump out?
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Male 2,616
No, but I appreciate your thought-process.
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Male 294
F-, THAT LOOKS LIKE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM
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Male 2,486
WHOA- I just had a revelation.

AKappy, does your screen name have anything to do with the A on your cap?

A CAP
A KAP
AKAPPY?

DAH DAH DUHNN

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Female 695
////This is just grotesque.

And, who doesn`t love their breasts??

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Male 2,616
How could you NOT be turned on by that? (The tongue, not that chick`s boobs- those are gross).
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Male 354
Obviously retarded.
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Female 1,211
BITTER BEER FACE!
(from those old keystone beer commercials)
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Male 14
what a champ
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Male 376
"On an unrelated note, think sup_weenie loves her breasts?"

Thank you for bringing it to my attention, ThursdayLark.
Even if she doesn`t, I most certainly do!
;)
wish I could have a tongue half that long... ladies would still go crazy ;)

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Female 1,492
that was the nastiest thing i`ve seen today.
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Female 657
On an unrelated note, think sup_weenie loves her breasts?
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Female 531
seeing that after playing the epilepsy game... i need to go throw up for sure now...
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Female 123
ewww. . . the veiled sexual references on this board are what is freaking me out. That thing looked like an alien parasite that was trying to take over his head! I do not want that thing near my delicate parts. Unhot, no matter what the packaging. Plus, the guy looked a little like he had Down`s Syndrome.
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Female 335
i`d marry him
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Female 657
Biggest male tongue? Opposed to the biggest female tongue? I DON`T WANT TO KNOW!

*Already given the shivers*

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Male 2,160
frog-man....o.0
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Female 26
a tongue that big could be quite useful!

stamp licker! :)

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Male 302
Oh, god! I`m calling fake, even though it`s most definately real, just so my brain doesn`t explode in my own head. Hopefully I can deny it hard enough...
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Female 38
I`m guessing he has a very pretty girlfriend eh??
but that still gross!
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Female 123
if he were very attractive and not holding a beer..

then maybe...
JUST maybe...
it could`ve been somewhat of a turn - on.

:|

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Female 731
tongue envy. the dykes must be crying.
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Male 629
Whoa!! It just came out of nowhere. That`s just disturbing.
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Female 67
i`m sorry, but ew ew ew ew ew. that thing is nasty. it just rolled out of his mouth. ew.
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Male 204
Older than my grandma. Maybe.
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Male 464
I found the link before it was posted on the front page. O_o

Anyway, the guy looks so normal. How the hell does he fit it inside his mouth?!

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Female 84
Link: Biggest Male Tongue Ever? [Rate Link] - Wow, that guy could shovel coal with that tongue.
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