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Date: 05/01/08 11:24 AM

59 Responses to Best Man Speech Goes Bad

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
    Link: Best Man Speech Goes Bad - And then it gets progressively worse.
  2. Profile photo of LogosNaki
    LogosNaki Male 18-29
    39 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:28 am
    Short and sweet, huh? Yeeeah.

    Also, skimmed through it. Didn`t feel like waiting aaalll that time.

  3. Profile photo of WTFGirl
    WTFGirl Female 13-17
    157 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:28 am
    That was painful, the bride`s face, classic. x3
  4. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Seen it before.
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    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:34 am
    yeah it wasn that funny but the bride was an ice queen..
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Wow.....what a total moron. If he`d been drunk at least he would`ve had an excuse. But he`s just pathetic and now the world gets to see what a loser he is. I`m betting he won`t be invited to any more family gatherings....unless there`s a noose involved. What a total douchebag.
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    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:36 am
    Thats what she gets for picking such an ugly dress. Lol you could tell she wanted to down that whole glass.
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    tathagata76 Male 30-39
    107 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:37 am
    what`s the big deal. it was lame, sure, but it wasn`t anything terrible. he didn`t swear or get naked, so whatever.
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    latexca Male 40-49
    10 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:40 am
    I thought it was great! And that Uncle Frank crack!!
  10. Profile photo of HankMagoo
    HankMagoo Male 18-29
    100 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:45 am
    Come on, IAB. This isn`t good enough.
  11. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:46 am
    Lol I fail to see what everyones talking about...it was cute and funny...whats so horrible? lol and freddy are you on clinically retarded or just related to bill o`reilly?
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    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:47 am
    I don`t get whats wrong with the speech?

    In England all the best man speeches are just ripping it out of the groom, i swear. That`s our humour. I thought it was funny.

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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:50 am
    LOL that bride was pissed!
  14. Profile photo of Zelkari
    Zelkari Male 18-29
    68 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:52 am
    I thought it was fine.

    Only one who seemed to have a problem with is was the Bride. And really, atleast they were strippers and not hookers right?

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    malkybck Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:52 am
    whats wrong with it? :S

    thats what all best man speeches are like, taking the piss out of them.

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    sugarfreee Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:54 am
    still Bored
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    what was so wrong with that? It was wicked funny...haha!
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    itsallfake Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    She was probably the kind of bride that insisted that everything about the wedding must be perfect. If youve ever experienced that you know what im talking about. The type who planned her wedding with her mother when she was 13 and hold some sort of delusional vision of what a wedding should look like. The kind of woman who loves watching weddings on daytime soap operahs and jotting down notes, thinking to themselves this is exactly what a wedding should look like... She just looks like she recording this event in her memory banks so that when his brother needs help she can remind him that his brother RUINED their wedding... ugh...
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    ha yeaaah i know what you mean itsallfake... those kinda chicks are kinda looney and if that was the case i`m glad he did that (-: people should loosen up
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    msdenee Female 18-29
    240 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    "All seriousness aside" I`d love him to give a speech at my family functions.
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    fleafly Male 18-29
    268 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    LOL, I actually thought it was pretty funny. Don`t see how it went "bad".
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    specialque Female 13-17
    513 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    hhahahah she didnt seem pleased
  23. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    That dude needs to grow up...

    But yea, obviously the husband doesn`t love his bride if he had a stripper at the bachelor party.

    Poor bride. She looked uncomfortable the whole time.

    Did that dude think this was funny?

    That whole event called for an epic Divorce. People shouldn`t spend so much on weddings.

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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    I don`t get it. I was under the impression that the best man speech was supposed to be like that. I`ve seen far worse in person. I plan on delivering worse when my brother gets married. I don`t get it.
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    pvj2000 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    What? That was a good speech exactly what you would expect at a wedding.
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    uuaschbaer Male 13-17
    197 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    `Bad`? I loved it, thought it was brilliant.
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    randyintwin Male 50-59
    723 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    Yah, definitely seen worse. The bride is priceless though.. yah, she hates the bro. in law!! lol
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    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    LOL "but all seriousness aside" the brides face was priceless looked like she wanted to just go over to him and break the mic.
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    ethoma1 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    The bride is a biotch - she tried not to smile on purpose just so she can pretend to be mad and be able to throw that in her husband`s face later. She knows she was not offended or anything.
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    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    What was wrong wioth this...its his brother for christ sake...he could have slapped him in the fase with his penis and it would have been ok...Ed scores a win, I-a_bored scores a fail for description.
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    Kalimdon Male 18-29
    114 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    It didnt seem that bad to me. he probably could have left out hte part about the stripper though
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    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    "But yea, obviously the husband doesn`t love his bride if he had a stripper at the bachelor party."

    having a stripper at a bachelor party doesn`t say a damn thing about if he loved her or not. At least I think anyway.

    This video was hilarious. I find nothing wrong with it. It was witty and cute. The bride should take the stick out of her ass..

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    duststorm888 Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    That was great I mean eveyone seemed to like besides the guy`s wife but we men should be able to have some at the wedding.

    I bet they will get a disvoice in about 3 years tho the wife seems bitchy and controling.

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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    so apparantly none of you have been to a wedding...

    lol that was funny as hell. typical wedding speech.

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    explody Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    :-o Someone failed his public speaking class. That was painful to watch.
    The bride looked like she was about to rip the light fixture off the wall behind her and cram it down the best man`s throat.
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    pebbles99 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    This was so painful to watch, but at least the poor guy tried.
  37. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    bad speech. inappropriate for the occasion. but the bride`s was more than appropriate.
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    Trampodium Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    oh come on its a funny speech.
    I have no brothers, but i`d fricken appreciate it if my brother said such a message!
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    GloineFiodh Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Lol, The brides facial expressions. Looks like her nights ruined.
  40. Profile photo of _TiKi_
    _TiKi_ Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    umm...there was nothing wrong with it

    thats pretty much just an average speech, it wasn`t anything great, and it wasnt a failure...

    BUT THIS POST IS.

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    vthings Male 18-29
    44 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    "She was probably the kind of bride that insisted that everything about the wedding must be perfect. If youve ever experienced that you know what im talking about. The type who planned her wedding with her mother when she was 13 and hold some sort of delusional vision of what a wedding should look like. The kind of woman who loves watching weddings on daytime soap operahs and jotting down notes, thinking to themselves this is exactly what a wedding should look like... She just looks like she recording this event in her memory banks so that when his brother needs help she can remind him that his brother RUINED their wedding... ugh..."

    LOL, this. I dunno if she`s one of those but she certainly looked the part.

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    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    The bride could be one of the inspirations for Viagra
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    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    That wasn`t bad.
  44. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Rman.....it`s called sarcasm. Look it up.

    I`m not retarded....my IQ is well above average. I also HATE Bill O` Reilly. Also, I know how to use capital letters on a person`s name.

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    666sol777 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    Wow lol uncalled for but atleast he made all his family laugh?
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    kidncaboodl Female 30-39
    40 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    Great speech! Poor uncle Frank... Do you think they couldn`t film his reaction because he was pissed under the table already?

    The bride didn`t look happy, but later after more bevvies when Frank cozies up to her she`ll be right!

  47. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 2:51 am
    EstiloPanama: How does having a stripper at a bachelor party say he doesn`t love his bride? I thought that was pretty common place. Hell, I`ve gone to a strip club with my fiance and our friends and we had so much fun. He can look, but he can`t have :P

    And that bride in the video...way too uptight. It`s your freakin` wedding day. You spent that so much money on it. Have fun with it, obviously everyone else was.

  48. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 5:48 am
    I liked it.
  49. Profile photo of Nipplefish
    Nipplefish Female 13-17
    14 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 7:13 am
    i thought it was f`ing hilarious XD
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    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 10:18 am
    the bride looks like she hates him
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    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 11:16 am
    Someone got this guy number? I want him to be my best man
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    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 11:32 am
    i thought that speech was pretty funny... but i feel sorry for the bride, she did NOT look too happy.
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    tashimashi Female 13-17
    77 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    that was very painful, and omg did you see the bride`s face? that would`ve been me if he said that
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    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    anyone know who the best man is? hes` HOT and i want him
  55. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    May 4, 2008 at 4:50 am
    Yeh that wasn`t that bad at all, i`d like that at my wedding =]
  56. Profile photo of ArianaTheGee
    ArianaTheGee Female 13-17
    70 posts
    May 4, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    The bride`s face at the stripper comment...priceless.
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    babyike Male 30-39
    119 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 8:03 am
    I thought it was funny.
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    hmmm...i think the bride was a bit too uptight...but at the same time, the best man could have toned it down a bit as to respect the bride...well at least the guests thought he was pretty funny...
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    anita702 Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2009 at 11:23 am
    That was a class speach. As a Brit I love the bit bout Queen Elizabeth. The bride needs to chill out, way too uptight. I would have used some of his material when I made my speech, but some of it would not have gone down too well with the older crowd....

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