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Category: Games
Date: 05/27/08 02:18 PM

51 Responses to Beat Me Up

  1. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Link: Beat Me Up - Bloody bloody bloody. Good old-fashioned senseless no-goodery.
  2. Profile photo of zurgrock
    zurgrock Male 13-17
    152 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    boring
  3. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    Lame. Hard to control, bad `blood` and every time it zoomed in, I wanted to punch a baby.
  4. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    Glitchy and bad sound, pretty sh*tty game play. Fail.
  5. Profile photo of beeeeen
    beeeeen Male 13-17
    219 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    I don`t get how to play.
  6. Profile photo of msdenee
    msdenee Female 18-29
    240 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    As if the screaming wasn`t bad enough, they had to suck it up some more by adding random zoom/slow motion effects.
  7. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Terrible. Game, my little brother plays it all the time, thats pretty self-explanatory.
  8. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    not the best game ever
    bnut i got a score of 606690 in case anyone wants o compare
  9. Profile photo of hydro99
    hydro99 Male 30-39
    104 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    When you can get one of the highest scores just by letting the guy land on the spike and stay there the whole time - that`s very bad design.
    Do nothing = high score.
  10. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    3019433

    Now I`m bored.

  11. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    What do you do...
    And also, that scream at the beginning scared the pooE outta me.
  12. Profile photo of Ceebs119
    Ceebs119 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    new contest: find a game more pooty than this one.

    should be difficult.

  13. Profile photo of Big_Gay_Nob
    Big_Gay_Nob Male 50-59
    678 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    sigh

    still playing JELLYBATTLE

  14. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    this poo is just that, poo
  15. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    Scratch that.

    6292891, NOW I`m bored.

  16. Profile photo of scab
    scab Female 18-29
    51 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    dude, i thought it was fun. nothing wrong with a bit of mindless gore. good times. better than that stupid pass the ball game. maybe if i could have passed a spike from one skull to another...
  17. Profile photo of Ceebs119
    Ceebs119 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    seriously, with foul language showing up in the link captions and in the linked content, can`t we get rid of this stupid filter that replaces our beloved and eternally versatile curse words.

    poo drat mean person douche fag gay crap
    (...just testing)

  18. Profile photo of BrokenJohn
    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
    469 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    What swear words have you seen in titles and captions?
  19. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    MarthFador
    Female, 13-17, Southern US
    445 Posts Tuesday, May 27, 2008 2:23:09 PM
    Lame. Hard to control, bad `blood` and every time it zoomed in, I wanted to punch a baby.


    TOTALLY agree. 100%. Zooming in.... god.... anger.

  20. Profile photo of 153Fish
    153Fish Male 13-17
    162 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    Wow, this game really does make me want to go out and kill somebody!

    A claim which GTAIV has yet to prove.

  21. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    This game only succeeded in making me more bored

    -Lame
    -Fail

  22. Profile photo of matt1119
    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    awful
  23. Profile photo of imSUPERduper
    imSUPERduper Female 13-17
    59 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    As much as I enjoy beating up those who are defenseless, this game is crap. And if it zooms in one more time, I will beat the poo out of an actual human.
  24. Profile photo of zonedin
    zonedin Male 13-17
    70 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    *anger*
  25. Profile photo of zonedin
    zonedin Male 13-17
    70 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Let me test the word filter "This is gay poo with that bitch you drat up being a dick sucking rooster" (not really this angry of a person)
  26. Profile photo of CanoeReeves
    CanoeReeves Female 13-17
    59 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Meh it`s ok for a couple of minutes, but really the important thing here is that I`m a real winner:
    You`ve attained a new high score of 493654!
    You beat your old score by 324247 points.
    You Are A Real Winner.
  27. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    The slow motion made the controls extremely hard.
  28. Profile photo of Kahedro
    Kahedro Male 13-17
    28 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    48420011
  29. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    good premis failed game tho
  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    SO hard to control.
    I`ve never sworn at a zoom control before. o_O
  31. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    1374707

    Entertained me.

  32. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    3956512

    then I got tired of it

  33. Profile photo of WhitbyDragon
    WhitbyDragon Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    imSUPERduper
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    19 Posts Tuesday, May 27, 2008 3:03:03 PM
    As much as I enjoy beating up those who are defenseless, this game is crap. And if it zooms in one more time, I will beat the poo out of an actual human.

    What She Said. End.

  34. Profile photo of Jugganaut
    Jugganaut Male 13-17
    65 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    10,698,420

    Bored now

  35. Profile photo of lossof_life
    lossof_life Female 13-17
    184 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    That was strange.

    And not good.

  36. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 27, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Oh my god!...*scream*... and repeat... over and over again.

    Boring.

  37. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 28, 2008 at 2:35 am
    It sucked so bad, I couldn`t look at it while I played.

    105,573,528 Points, Free Style.
    I didn`t cheat...I just threw him on the spike and went afk a few minutes.

  38. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    May 28, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    Meh. Not good. But fun for 30 seconds or so
  39. Profile photo of fluffy101
    fluffy101 Female 13-17
    264 posts
    May 29, 2008 at 8:57 am
    ..about the language filter

    type in n i g g e r

    I am a racist!

  40. Profile photo of Mxa
    Mxa Male 13-17
    134 posts
    May 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    I got 3333407 points
  41. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    I like these kinds of games. :)
    Great stress reliever.
  42. Profile photo of kooliokade00
    kooliokade00 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 4, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    wow sucked
  43. Profile photo of andfoll132
    andfoll132 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    reaaly fun 12441987
  44. Profile photo of gcamaro32
    gcamaro32 Male 70 & Over
    242 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    i got a trillion points...beat that
  45. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    I liked The Torture Game better.
  46. Profile photo of g3tmurked3d
    g3tmurked3d Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 27, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    this game is so gay its not even funny i is so fudgekin borin this game is so fudgekin borin i would really fudgeki diee!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  47. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    g3tmurked3d
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    1 Posts Friday, June 27, 2008 9:26:24 PM
    this game is so gay its not even funny i is so fudgekin borin this game is so fudgekin borin i would really fudgeki diee!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Must... resist... gouging eyes out...

  48. Profile photo of Takillya
    Takillya Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:27 am
    found a place to get him stuck

    got 4824965

    very lame

  49. Profile photo of Brandino-13
    Brandino-13 Male 13-17
    1 post
    November 24, 2008 at 1:59 am
    The zooms are drating annoying.
  50. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 4:40 am
    witaf
  51. Profile photo of abooth_10
    abooth_10 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 8:10 am
    its awsome but dumb

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