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Of course, nobody will top cutting Michael Jordan off the high school basketball team.
Father: What?! But... My calculations... My hard work... FOR A FREAKIN` HONDA?!
5 year-old son: Dad, are you okay?
Father: ... Hey, mister, how about give you the money... And my son?
Car dealer: Oh! I didn`t think of that! Sure!
that`s gotta make him feel great
Nope, it means Canada is America`s stinky hat.
You`re an ass. Get your insults right!
and if he is in single a he probably wont make it to the majors
thank you very much, this concludes poetry minute with deaf_woman.
You know you suck pretty badly when your team trades you for sporting equipment.
Pretty amusing though.