Baseball Player Traded for Bats

Submitted by: Ninjakunai2 9 years ago in Funny

You know you suck pretty bad when your team trades you for sporting equipment.
There are 34 comments:
Male 221
and remember, i didnt spell this, exept for the title
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Male 221
yay they posted it!!!
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Male 906
Canada aint nobody`s stinky hat. Canada is teh poo. Sorry we were talking about baseball... or basball...?
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Male 7,933
^^^
Jordan sucked his early years in high school. I would have cut him off too
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Male 188
I hope he becomes a huge big league star and makes the guy who traded him look like the 2nd biggest moron in sports history.

Of course, nobody will top cutting Michael Jordan off the high school basketball team.

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Male 474
Car dealer: I`m sorry sir, but your credit card cannot cover your deal for this 2009 Lanborghini.
You can get the 2009 Honda Civic if you want, that`s the best car for your money.

Father: What?! But... My calculations... My hard work... FOR A FREAKIN` HONDA?!

5 year-old son: Dad, are you okay?

Father: ... Hey, mister, how about give you the money... And my son?

Car dealer: Oh! I didn`t think of that! Sure!

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Male 4,393
that got to suck... :)
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Male 49
Reminds me of the hockey saying, "wouldn`t trade him for a bag of pucks"
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Female 2,672
you know pretty bad when u cant spell baseball
jkn :D
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Male 382
“I don’t really care,” - Well I freakin would!
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Male 1,148
XD hehe "we just wanted some really good bats" and I guess trading a player was a good way to get them XD
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Male 279
Gotta love the manager of their team, before that they tried to get a pitcher for 1500 blue seats... hmm fun way to make business I guess lol
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Male 822
lol

that`s gotta make him feel great

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Male 724
Reminds me of Semi-Pro, the guy who got traded for a used Laundry Machine.
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Male 2,486
"
Wait.. Does that mean we are Canada`s Mexico?"

Nope, it means Canada is America`s stinky hat.

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Female 695
Ahaha. But he`s right. If he does happen to make it big in the major leagues this would be an awesome story to tell.
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Female 15,763
Ahaha... sad.
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Male 534
Whoa. At first I thought this was courtesy of The Onion...but it`s not! I sure do feel bad for this guy.
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Female 69
lol
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Male 490
primetimekin

you`re

You`re an ass. Get your insults right!

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Male 906
:O fancylad made a spelling error! omfg time itself will now collapse! (like stopping an atom)
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Male 480
pwned
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Male 7,933
^^^
Wait.. Does that mean we are Canada`s Mexico?
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Male 12
Yeah, turns out he had some issues in the past, and they wouldn`t let him into Canada. Oops! Probably could have at least got a few cases of Molsen out of him, though.
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Male 428
wow, that musta hurt
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Male 7,933
stentorian, your an ass,

and if he is in single a he probably wont make it to the majors

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Male 2,720
bats have wings of leather,
and little beady eyes.
they sleep while hanging upside-down,
a little rat that flies.

thank you very much, this concludes poetry minute with deaf_woman.

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Male 209
Ouch, how embarrassing is that.
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Male 1,263
Well thats one way to hurt someone`s self esteem
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Male 425
"You know you suck pretty bad when your team trades you for sporting equipment."

ly

Badly.

You know you suck pretty badly when your team trades you for sporting equipment.

Pretty amusing though.

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Male 89
ha
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Male 1,853
this happened to me once....no wonder i hate little league now.
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Male 473
gotta feel bad for the guy
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Male 221
Link: Baseball Player Traded for Bats [Rate Link] - You know you suck pretty bad when your team trades you for sporting equipment.
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