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Date: 05/07/08 05:02 PM

53 Responses to Aliens Have Landed in Western Canada?

  1. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Link: Aliens Have Landed in Western Canada? - But the more pertinent question is: Since when do seven-year-old kids have cellphones!?
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    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    canadians have nothing to do these days. wow
  3. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    so you`re telling me you cant trace back where that projection of light is and find out what it really is? fascinating...
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    weird, stupid

    Dainty, read pg one of desk dexcrimination

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    they didnt look like mexicans?
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    Kumquat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    One time I saw this like 5 year old kid and her mom had to yell at her just to get off the phone. Spoiled kids...
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    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    This is quite possibly the dumbest news story I`ve ever seen.

    WOA GUYS! There is a nonsensical light reflection on some wall in suburban Canada! If you look at it carefully it looks like a face, cuz lets be honest, NOTHING looks like a face when you stare at it. This is top news.

    Wow. Just wow. I really don`t understand this. Please someone explain.

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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    I saw a little six year old female fool doing that little Bratz stance, demanding that her mom give her the phone. I guess it was the girl`s phone, since she said, "My phone..."

    Annoying much? Yea.

  9. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    awww canadians are so... just nice and cute... ha wow eh
  10. Profile photo of Hitaki
    Hitaki Female 13-17
    103 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Ah, the illusions of the human brain. I don`t think they`re stupid, I mean c`mon, my friends are in Canada. It`s not stupid. But it IS little kids talking about this, and it kinda..sorta..looks like faces. (But, yeah, I know it`s not worth putting a news story on it.. -.-)
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    Mrface5 Male 18-29
    152 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    wow this is really stupid it could be anything.
    One time my cousins saw an alien in someones yard but then they found out it was a baloon.
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    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    lol estilo panama, doesn`t moments like that make you sooo want to become a mommy too? lol.
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    The Lawqanians have lown their cover......That is really not good. I told Gelk to watch it, watch it or they will find you. But no Gelk jsut went ahead with his crazy antics.
  14. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    There`s nothing else to report on.

    It`s the local news in Alberta ... Canada.
    Heck, Pulse, CFCF 12 sometimes had reports on Mrs. White`s Tomato Garden and how it was growing really nice this season.

    And that was in Montreal.

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    thefunk Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    Hahaha @ Calgary being a town
  16. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    Humans attribute anthropomorphic qualities onto objects. What`s on the toast??? Looks like Jebus! On the moon??? There`s a human face! (Extreme close up showed it was an illusion.) On the wall??? Alien faces! (Reflections from windows.)

    People are so easy to trick.

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    And... yeah, why DO little kids have cell phones? O_o
  18. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    It`s alberta, what do you want lol.
  19. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Wow, if that`s news up North, then I want to move!
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    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    HAHA yeah Moopgasm Im from Edmonton and Alberta it pretty damn boring although we DO have a great economy >=) But it is in calgary teh top story of last year was a baby getting its head stuck in a window...but anyways nothing really big happens other then like oil spills HAHA
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    dumbass reporter. As if there aren`t other things to report on. This was bs.
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    "So I asked our nanny to come and take a look at this, the hair on her arms stood straight up"

    I did not realize before that Canadian women are so hairy that your able to tell when arm hair is standing up, holy sh*t!

  23. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    The Scientologists did it.

    What?

  24. Profile photo of davidko0628
    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    just another slow news day.
  25. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    the wonders of spraypaint and stencils....
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    Backdraft_07 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    Wow...I`m from Calgary (and thank you very much bu its not a town but a city of over 1mil strong). Depending on when this was there was a lot more going on in the city then just that; I mean come on, report on the gang shootings and two 2-alarm fires we had in the last couple of days. But as a caution...Global News sucks!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Be thankful it`s not a story about some mental person killing people.
  28. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    Welcome to news filler
  29. Profile photo of Chamerion
    Chamerion Female 13-17
    116 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    Children, of course, get excited about stuff like this. But... why must it be on the news?

    Since when DO seven-year-olds have cellphones... and since when is Calgary a town?!

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    GloineFiodh Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Soo. to the Pid, Fa sho`
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    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    Tegan and Sara!!
    Haha.. When I hear Calgary, they come to mind :D

    But yea, cute little story. Made me smile.

    PS: My 10yr old cousin has two cell phones. She`s using her Razr atm, but she has a Nokia also...

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    uniquename Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    what a gay story.. really.. who even calls the news about that one.. and then actually covering the story.. what is wrong with people.
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    uniquename Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    someone should move there and uncover the seedy little things going on in those houses.. like the nuclear materials being smuggled through there.. or the guy whos ordering brides from marryourdaughter.com and having them sew fake nikes to sell on ebay.. there has to be something interesting going on there.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    silly canadians.
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    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    Reflections. Stupid Canadians.
  36. Profile photo of afterglow38
    afterglow38 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    Wow...It`s pretty sad that they make such a big deal out of a reflection. Waste of time...
  37. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    i want to punt that little girl with a razor, god i have a freaking rock for a phone...
  38. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    Yet another example of the human characteristic to anthropomorphize everything.

    Hooray for humanity!!

  39. Profile photo of Astharoth666
    Astharoth666 Male 30-39
    12 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 1:16 am
    I Want to know where is this place!!!
    the aliens are my frends!!!
  40. Profile photo of MasterFu
    MasterFu Male 18-29
    211 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 4:43 am
    GASP! A report from a country other than ours! Well, there`s only one true American thing to do at a time like this...


    stupid canadians

  41. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 4:48 am
    It was cool in the beginning till I started realizing it was probably a refection.
  42. Profile photo of cybercow
    cybercow Male 30-39
    106 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 4:51 am
    Well, at least it wasn`t Jesus.

    I`m sick of hearing all those stories. Then again, the reflection was a little fuzzy.

    Maybe it was Jesus. And his brother.

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    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 5:19 am
    I snorted when they showed the "supposed" aliens. That`s like saying an alien-shaped shadow cast by a tree was left by aliens, drating idiots.
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    jtandtauna Female 18-29
    86 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 5:51 am
    i bet its one of those projector thingys that you can use for xmas or whatever that puts decorations on the side of the house. they just put some other reflector in it.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 6:37 am
    ^^^^ yea
  46. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 7:01 am
    where did they find that reporter?
  47. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 7:02 am
    The guy says, we think it`s a reflection off the window.
    REALLY? Are you SURE?
    That`s a pretty wild hypothesis.
  48. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 9:42 am
    theirs nothing wrong with canadians. their pretty sexy aswell. they also got nice tits aswell
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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 9:50 am
    crap
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    MUSICISSWEET Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    wow are calgarians that stupid?,and the news reporter is either a dick or he`s mentally retarded or both
  51. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    OH MY GOD ALIENNNNS!!!!! umm....not.
  52. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    May 11, 2008 at 8:44 am
    cant believe we have so many dumbasses in our city. they are why i want to move.
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    SmexyKream Male 13-17
    52 posts
    May 14, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    What the truck?

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