A Typical Conversation With My Mom

Submitted by: Ditas 9 years ago in Funny
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Chances are this is a typical conversation with YOUR Mom as well. Something to think about for this year"s Mother"s Day.
There are 69 comments:
Female 188
yup, i am a mom but i do this mostly to my husband.
"you don`t like fish?"
"no, honey, i don`t like fish"
"have you tried salmon?"
"No because i don`t like fish."
"Have you tried MY fish?"
"honey, i don`t like any fish."
"I don`t think it`s that you don`t like fish, i think you just didn`t like the fish that you`ve had."
he didn`t know what to say to that. *sigh* my poor husband.
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Female 188
*blinks slowly* i`m...like..that... :( is that what i put my husband through?
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Female 673
Blackipod:

It sounds like she was hurt that you said that it was all in her head. Which isn`t a very polite thing to say about your mother. That`s probably wanted an apology for.

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Male 27
F*cking Brilliant. Does this guy have a spy camara in my Mom`s kitchen or something? That movie should get an oscar.
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Female 5,139
haha thats actually pretty accurate lol
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Male 219
this is just like my mom. are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? she drives me crazy. then she makes chili turkey enchaladas with homemade tortillas and four different kinds of cheese. and i remember why i keep her as my mom.
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Male 58
Gee, those are almost straight on...I`m not gonna lie....
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Female 1,134
that`s rare to have a conversation like that, I always tell my mom I want this or that and I explain to her what types of foods would actualy be heathy for me :/ but I sure do love my mom :) even though me and my parents fight a lot I love them ^•^
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Female 576
I`ve had that conversation so many times.

I live in a seafood centered town (most people around here make their living catching & selling seafood) and I don`t eat any of it, at all.

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Female 23
Why isn`t my mum like that :/
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Female 313
^that sounds cool =x ^
Do you have a link for it?
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Male 1,036
Bit long and boring.
Most interesting part was they were drawing with their fingers in real time on a (painted??)glass surface as you could see figures behind the glass.
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Male 650
There was this one time in which my mom was right.
Mom: Bring ur fleece 2day.
Me: But it was hot yesterday.

I came home freezing cold. DAMN GLOBAL WARMING!!

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Male 4,246
Yup, this sums up my relationship with my mom pretty well. I love my mom too. :-)

jmk4422, good luck with your surgery.
What surgery, you might ask?
The surgery to get the huge stick removed from your butt. Jeez, lighten up, dude. And even if there WAS a `zero` rating, this clip would still have a high score because you`re outnumbered, so there. Nyah.

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Male 962
right godamn duble post
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Male 962
jmk is is
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Male 962
Fail
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Male 150
I love my mom. Why do they do it?
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Male 134
...

Why on earth is this funny? Why does it have a high IAB score?

Awful. There should be a `zero` rating.

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Female 91
Cute video. That`s my mom in a nutshell, always looking out for me. I love my mom.
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Female 226
Rofl. That sounds so close to my mom. When we go out somewhere, we always have to have the "coat" conversation. I never want to wear a coat or jacket, I hate sleeves. She goes on and on about how it might feel good outside, but I should put something on my arms because it`ll be cold inside the store/restaurant/theater etc. Too funny, lol.
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Male 510
I just had a conversation just like this with my mom. Except with ham.
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Female 1,287
i`ve seen this soooo many times...and i still like it.
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Female 1,984
I hate fish too - and my mother continually tries to make me eat it because it`s so healthy.

That, and she`s a vegetarian so she begs me to eat a salad everyday -- which I won`t.

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Female 338
Here`s me and my mom.

Me: I`m going to have something to eat.
Her: You want some crab rangoon?
Me: I`ve been a vegetarian for two years, mom.
Her: ::Confused look:: But it`s....crab, not meat.

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Female 486
lol, This isn`t really my mom, but it is my grandmother totally.
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Female 34
Haha...This sounds too familiar.
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Female 143
Hm...Moms really push it to try and convince you, or force you to do it anyways. >>;
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Male 192
My mom does that poo, pisses me the hell off.."Oh, you used to eat it when you were litte why dont you like it now?"
"No...I never liked it ma..."
"Dont tell me that! I would always cook it for you!"
"No..You used to make it for al (my brother)"
"Bu--""STFU MA! GOD DAMN!"
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Female 377
Ahahahaa!
That was cute.
My mom definitely does the whole `put on a sweater` thing. But she doesn`t usually ramble on about fish, but thats probably because I like it...
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Male 281
So thats what moms are like. Why?
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Male 731
yah, those of us with that mom think it`s funny! lol.. those of you who didn`t think it was funny.. maybe if you watch just one more time....
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Female 562
"Funny, but how could someone not like any kind of seafood whatsoever?"

Perfectly easily. I don`t like it.

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Male 7,933
Thats exactly like me and my mom. Just add screaming and blaming each other for our lives! :-)
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Male 9,305
I have customers like that...and I want to annihilate them. XD
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Male 1,109
i don`t like seafood at all.
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Male 172
I`d just have that creepy guy make me some iced tea. :D
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Female 2,552
Less my mom and more of my grandma / dad!
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Female 451
uck i don`t like fish either.:P

Rest in peace mom.

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Male 118
But I do like Tuna, Tuna is ok, bearable would be the word.
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Male 118
My life at 6 Pm every Tuesday. SO CLOSE TO GRADUATING!! UG
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Female 313
hehehe
my mum used to be like that, but now she cares less :)
And to who asked, I don`t like seafood =x i really really don`t >.<
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Male 510
I just had a conversation just like this with my mom. Except with ham.
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Male 483
lmfao! i have had this conversation a million times with my mum...

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Female 192
My mom isn`t like that. lol
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Male 142
i like it. Not exactly like my mom, but dang close.
(Mine would flip out until i put a coat on)
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Male 1,086
lol the voice annoyed me somewhat but it was still so funny. Something good for mothers day..
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Male 629
For those who seriously didn`t appreciate it...
It`s here to show how moms don`t realize they overdo parental love and it is exactly because of parental love that they do what they do. I mean I agree it can be annoying but that`s motherhood for ya... I thought it was appropriate for the upcoming Mother`s Day.
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Male 1,244
The one I just had with my mom was:
Me: Hey mom
Her: Dad just drove my car and said that there actually WAS something wrong with it, so you dont know EVERYTHING about cars!
Me: Oh, I guess I was wrong
Her: GRANDMA TOLD ME THAT YOU TOLD HER THAT THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT AND ITS LL JUST IN MY HEAD!!!
Me: Yeah, I thought it was, I was wrong
Her: NO, WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY IS, (does low `manly` voice) "IM SORRY MOM, I DIDNT MEAN IT!!

I always dissappoint my mom

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Male 1,086
lol the voice annoyed me somewhat but it was still so funny. Something good for mothers day..
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Male 473
weird too, same kinda hair
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Female 1,441
I love Tales of Mere Existence. This guy is a genuis. He writes in a way thats not supposed to be witty or funny. Just something that potrays everday conversations people have.
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Male 473
hah thats just how my mom acts
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Female 157
My stepmom is just like that. On the other hand, my mom would just ay, "you`ll eat it..or else.." lol
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Female 44
He must be the San Diego teacher`s husband...

hahahahahaha

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Male 19
lol
i like it
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Female 1,412
I liked this ^_^
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Male 995
He must be the San Diego teacher`s husband...
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Male 3,369
Thats moms allright!
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Male 1,039
My mom would have said, "Oh, ok"..."Is there something else I could fix for you?"

I would say, "Don`t worry about it, I`ll fix something for myself, thanks"

Mom`s reply, "ok, sounds good"

the end

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Male 136
That`s exactly like my mom. Especially the part about "are you sure you won`t want a sweater" She does that ALL the time.
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Male 241
god his voice...borrrringg!
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Female 43
Moms really are all the same....My ma`s just like that. Drives me insane, but am I going to do, she`s my ma....
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Female 4,197
lol thats so true!

"no mum, I don`t like fish"

cute and clever XD

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Male 633
Ditas, very good! I have had numerous conversations, of course not the same topic but with the same ending. I love you MOM.
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Male 23
Well that was a long boring lead up to an unfunny joke.
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Male 1,399
Funny, but how could someone not like any kind of seafood whatsoever?

That`s just stupid.

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Male 325
wtf is that meant to be funny
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Female 313
Link: A Typical Conversation With My Mom [Rate Link] - Chances are this is a typical conversation with YOUR Mom as well. Something to think about for this year`s Mother`s Day.
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