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Date: 05/05/08 02:02 PM

69 Responses to A Typical Conversation With My Mom

  1. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Link: A Typical Conversation With My Mom - Chances are this is a typical conversation with YOUR Mom as well. Something to think about for this year`s Mother`s Day.
  2. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    wtf is that meant to be funny
  3. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Funny, but how could someone not like any kind of seafood whatsoever?

    That`s just stupid.

  4. Profile photo of figman
    figman Male 13-17
    23 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Well that was a long boring lead up to an unfunny joke.
  5. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    Ditas, very good! I have had numerous conversations, of course not the same topic but with the same ending. I love you MOM.
  6. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    lol thats so true!

    "no mum, I don`t like fish"

    cute and clever XD

  7. Profile photo of JuliaDebasse
    JuliaDebasse Female 18-29
    43 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    Moms really are all the same....My ma`s just like that. Drives me insane, but am I going to do, she`s my ma....
  8. Profile photo of Nath2k8
    Nath2k8 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    god his voice...borrrringg!
  9. Profile photo of moquanman
    moquanman Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    That`s exactly like my mom. Especially the part about "are you sure you won`t want a sweater" She does that ALL the time.
  10. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    My mom would have said, "Oh, ok"..."Is there something else I could fix for you?"

    I would say, "Don`t worry about it, I`ll fix something for myself, thanks"

    Mom`s reply, "ok, sounds good"

    the end

  11. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    Thats moms allright!
  12. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    He must be the San Diego teacher`s husband...
  13. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    I liked this ^_^
  14. Profile photo of iant4
    iant4 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    lol
    i like it
  15. Profile photo of katlluvsya
    katlluvsya Female 13-17
    44 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    He must be the San Diego teacher`s husband...

    hahahahahaha

  16. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    My stepmom is just like that. On the other hand, my mom would just ay, "you`ll eat it..or else.." lol
  17. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    hah thats just how my mom acts
  18. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    I love Tales of Mere Existence. This guy is a genuis. He writes in a way thats not supposed to be witty or funny. Just something that potrays everday conversations people have.
  19. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    weird too, same kinda hair
  20. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    lol the voice annoyed me somewhat but it was still so funny. Something good for mothers day..
  21. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    The one I just had with my mom was:
    Me: Hey mom
    Her: Dad just drove my car and said that there actually WAS something wrong with it, so you dont know EVERYTHING about cars!
    Me: Oh, I guess I was wrong
    Her: GRANDMA TOLD ME THAT YOU TOLD HER THAT THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT AND ITS LL JUST IN MY HEAD!!!
    Me: Yeah, I thought it was, I was wrong
    Her: NO, WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY IS, (does low `manly` voice) "IM SORRY MOM, I DIDNT MEAN IT!!

    I always dissappoint my mom

  22. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    For those who seriously didn`t appreciate it...
    It`s here to show how moms don`t realize they overdo parental love and it is exactly because of parental love that they do what they do. I mean I agree it can be annoying but that`s motherhood for ya... I thought it was appropriate for the upcoming Mother`s Day.
  23. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    lol the voice annoyed me somewhat but it was still so funny. Something good for mothers day..
  24. Profile photo of Hughlio
    Hughlio Male 18-29
    142 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    i like it. Not exactly like my mom, but dang close.
    (Mine would flip out until i put a coat on)
  25. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    My mom isn`t like that. lol
  26. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    lmfao! i have had this conversation a million times with my mum...

  27. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    I just had a conversation just like this with my mom. Except with ham.
  28. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    hehehe
    my mum used to be like that, but now she cares less :)
    And to who asked, I don`t like seafood =x i really really don`t >.<
  29. Profile photo of Zeckal
    Zeckal Male 18-29
    118 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    My life at 6 Pm every Tuesday. SO CLOSE TO GRADUATING!! UG
  30. Profile photo of Zeckal
    Zeckal Male 18-29
    118 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    But I do like Tuna, Tuna is ok, bearable would be the word.
  31. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    uck i don`t like fish either.:P

    Rest in peace mom.

  32. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    Less my mom and more of my grandma / dad!
  33. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    I`d just have that creepy guy make me some iced tea. :D
  34. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    i don`t like seafood at all.
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    I have customers like that...and I want to annihilate them. XD
  36. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Thats exactly like me and my mom. Just add screaming and blaming each other for our lives! :-)
  37. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    "Funny, but how could someone not like any kind of seafood whatsoever?"

    Perfectly easily. I don`t like it.

  38. Profile photo of randyintwin
    randyintwin Male 50-59
    730 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    yah, those of us with that mom think it`s funny! lol.. those of you who didn`t think it was funny.. maybe if you watch just one more time....
  39. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    280 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    So thats what moms are like. Why?
  40. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    Ahahahaa!
    That was cute.
    My mom definitely does the whole `put on a sweater` thing. But she doesn`t usually ramble on about fish, but thats probably because I like it...
  41. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    My mom does that poo, pisses me the hell off.."Oh, you used to eat it when you were litte why dont you like it now?"
    "No...I never liked it ma..."
    "Dont tell me that! I would always cook it for you!"
    "No..You used to make it for al (my brother)"
    "Bu--""STFU MA! GOD DAMN!"
  42. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    Hm...Moms really push it to try and convince you, or force you to do it anyways. >>;
  43. Profile photo of buryxmealive
    buryxmealive Female 18-29
    34 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    Haha...This sounds too familiar.
  44. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    lol, This isn`t really my mom, but it is my grandmother totally.
  45. Profile photo of cambriaseyes
    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    338 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Here`s me and my mom.

    Me: I`m going to have something to eat.
    Her: You want some crab rangoon?
    Me: I`ve been a vegetarian for two years, mom.
    Her: ::Confused look:: But it`s....crab, not meat.

  46. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    I hate fish too - and my mother continually tries to make me eat it because it`s so healthy.

    That, and she`s a vegetarian so she begs me to eat a salad everyday -- which I won`t.

  47. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    i`ve seen this soooo many times...and i still like it.
  48. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    I just had a conversation just like this with my mom. Except with ham.
  49. Profile photo of Eternal76
    Eternal76 Female 30-39
    226 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Rofl. That sounds so close to my mom. When we go out somewhere, we always have to have the "coat" conversation. I never want to wear a coat or jacket, I hate sleeves. She goes on and on about how it might feel good outside, but I should put something on my arms because it`ll be cold inside the store/restaurant/theater etc. Too funny, lol.
  50. Profile photo of moonperyie
    moonperyie Female 18-29
    91 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    Cute video. That`s my mom in a nutshell, always looking out for me. I love my mom.
  51. Profile photo of jmk4422
    jmk4422 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    ...

    Why on earth is this funny? Why does it have a high IAB score?

    Awful. There should be a `zero` rating.

  52. Profile photo of phaseout2004
    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    I love my mom. Why do they do it?
  53. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 12:28 am
    Fail
  54. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 12:28 am
    jmk is is
  55. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 12:29 am
    right godamn duble post
  56. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 2:50 am
    Yup, this sums up my relationship with my mom pretty well. I love my mom too. :-)

    jmk4422, good luck with your surgery.
    What surgery, you might ask?
    The surgery to get the huge stick removed from your butt. Jeez, lighten up, dude. And even if there WAS a `zero` rating, this clip would still have a high score because you`re outnumbered, so there. Nyah.

  57. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 3:16 am
    There was this one time in which my mom was right.
    Mom: Bring ur fleece 2day.
    Me: But it was hot yesterday.

    I came home freezing cold. DAMN GLOBAL WARMING!!

  58. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 3:19 am
    Bit long and boring.
    Most interesting part was they were drawing with their fingers in real time on a (painted??)glass surface as you could see figures behind the glass.
  59. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 5:02 am
    ^that sounds cool =x ^
    Do you have a link for it?
  60. Profile photo of Tyranny
    Tyranny Female 13-17
    23 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 5:42 am
    Why isn`t my mum like that :/
  61. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    I`ve had that conversation so many times.

    I live in a seafood centered town (most people around here make their living catching & selling seafood) and I don`t eat any of it, at all.

  62. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    that`s rare to have a conversation like that, I always tell my mom I want this or that and I explain to her what types of foods would actualy be heathy for me :/ but I sure do love my mom :) even though me and my parents fight a lot I love them ^•^
  63. Profile photo of touche
    touche Male 13-17
    58 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Gee, those are almost straight on...I`m not gonna lie....
  64. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    May 6, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    this is just like my mom. are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? she drives me crazy. then she makes chili turkey enchaladas with homemade tortillas and four different kinds of cheese. and i remember why i keep her as my mom.
  65. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 6:11 am
    haha thats actually pretty accurate lol
  66. Profile photo of ATPno34
    ATPno34 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    F*cking Brilliant. Does this guy have a spy camara in my Mom`s kitchen or something? That movie should get an oscar.
  67. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    May 7, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Blackipod:

    It sounds like she was hurt that you said that it was all in her head. Which isn`t a very polite thing to say about your mother. That`s probably wanted an apology for.

  68. Profile photo of spookybee
    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 11:23 am
    *blinks slowly* i`m...like..that... :( is that what i put my husband through?
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    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    May 12, 2008 at 11:52 am
    yup, i am a mom but i do this mostly to my husband.
    "you don`t like fish?"
    "no, honey, i don`t like fish"
    "have you tried salmon?"
    "No because i don`t like fish."
    "Have you tried MY fish?"
    "honey, i don`t like any fish."
    "I don`t think it`s that you don`t like fish, i think you just didn`t like the fish that you`ve had."
    he didn`t know what to say to that. *sigh* my poor husband.

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