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Date: 05/22/08 06:00 PM

27 Responses to 300-Pound Bodyguard Vs. Dead Snake

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    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Link: 300-Pound Bodyguard Vs. Dead Snake - If this is the guy`s reaction, I`m not so sure if I`d want him as my bodyguard.
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    ahaha.
    thats great.
  3. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    That`s really great xD

    But yeah, I wouldn`t want him as a bodyguard if he`d react to it like that. I want a bodyguard like Jackie Chan`s. Remember "Legend of the drunken master"? Well, the big awsome fight scene at the end with the guy who can do amazing kicks is JC`s bodyguard, and I want one like him!

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    jxl180 Male 18-29
    93 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    I want one like Christopher "Big Black" Boykin. My Body Guard must have a sense of humor too.
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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    Tool long in the "set up" only about five seconds worth of clip worth watching.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    idk still want him to be my bodyguard hes a huge motherdrater
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    i agree with u ^^^
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    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    jxl, love Rob & and Big black xD That`s one of my fav shows.
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    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    hahahahaha i love that reaction hahaa
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    randyintwin Male 50-59
    730 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    setup waaaay too long
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    As long a no one dressed up a a snake tries to attack me, he`d be a fine body guard.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    now the thing is u dont want a big guy as ur gaurd, get a little irish dude, doesnt even need to be buff just ur run of the mill ginger and no one will drat with u and at only the cost of a couple beers a night
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    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    Guys, srsly, that dead snake could have been a zombie.
    A little respect, if you please.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    Owned. Hilarious. XD
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    That`s pretty damn funny. It`s not a big deal that he was freaked out, everyone has something they really hate like that. My thing is sharks. I HATE them. I know they`re not all evil but I still HATE them. I have been "swimming" with them (nurse sharks that stay at the bottom and I was way above on the surface) but I still HATE them.
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    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    May 22, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    always funny when you can make a guy scream like a girl
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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:04 am
    New Indiana Jones film out! Woot!
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    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 1:33 am
    Awesome!

    My landscaper is scared of snakes...

    To this day I wonder why he would go into landscaping?

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    Link740 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 8:07 am
    That`s f-u-cking bullpoo :o

    XD That was hilarious...

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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 8:46 am
    that guy was huge... loved it how his voice got all high... then he starts to talk it goes back down low..
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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 10:38 am
    Nice stuff
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    how come we can watch videos with that "strong language" here, but we can`t type the words out? Isn`t that kind of drating bullpoo?
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    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    May 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    AHAHAHA!!
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    PUSSY-O
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    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    hah awesome
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    That was a manly wail!
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    July 3, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    Some body guard eh.

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