10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago Entertainment
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/14/10-items-you-think-make-you-cool-but-dont/

Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool and here they are.
There are 55 comments:
Male 85
Let people do what they want. If it`s "cool" to them, why does it matter whether or not it`s "cool" to you?
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Male 244
I like guitar hero though. =(
But I can`t get past hard on it, so I`m only semi-uncool.
And my friend has such an annoying ringtone "Your phone is ringing! HELLOOOO YOUR PHONE IS RINGING!"
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Male 244
VERY NICE! HIGH FIVE!
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Female 465
Definitely agree with most of that...
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Male 1,228
^The only one of these I`m victim to are my classmates which love to say "I CAN PLAY THROUGH FIRE N FLAMES ON EXPERT!!" every day.
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Male 1,228
I`m getting Guitar Hero DS (:
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Male 2,159
Actually that`s about right.

And you could make a HUGE list just for cars alone.

All SUVs for starters. And Corvettes, and...

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Male 492
mts2457
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
Thursday, May 15, 2008 7:09:42 PM
um, how come i don`t see cigarettes mentioned ANYWHERE?
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Because most of us who smoke don`t do it because we think we`re cool. That maybe why some of us started, but it`s called an ADDICTION! I`d rather be addicted to cigarettes then self-righteousness, like SOME people.
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Female 859
haha that was funy
and crocs are UGLY
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Male 650
I agree with the ringtone one
Why the hell would u put ur favorite song, or a stupid quote as ur ringtone?
Doesn`t it just make everyone stare at u in an awkward way?
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Male 9,306
Wow, so angry...
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Male 490
I dont skateboard, but from what I gathered (at least in SoCal) surfer dudes like to ride long boards in the cold season to keep practicing or something.
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Male 577
to teengohan: you`ve never actually seen a longboard? well the pic is sorta stupid cuz longboards arent normally that big, they are shorter, and my friend has a red one that goes friggin fast
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Male 1,036
PT cruiser = Gay transformer (Classic line)
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Female 535
um, how come i don`t see cigarettes mentioned ANYWHERE?
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Female 1,004
I must agree to Guitar Hero. No one gives a rat`s ass if you can play any level on GH on any difficulty- you wanna play a guitar? Get the talent to do so instead of playing a DDR for people too lazy to use their feet, so they use their fingers instead.
And yes, Crocs should have been so high on that list...
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Female 744
Hey, I love my longboard, but I must agree, it is for lazy people. =p
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Female 109
I totally agree with everything except the longboards. Just look at these guys. That takes a TON of coordination...
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Male 1,111
i`m with you astridhaze, I keep mine around for driving or if I`m having to carry a lot of stuff, but why do people wear it when they know they aren`t getting a call?


the author forgot one thing off the list

The word: IRONIC

Because apparently he/she doesn`t know the meaning of the word and just decides to use it on things they can`t have, like a mustache.

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Female 380
They totally forgot my word/thing of the week! n00bs! They think they are cool and that people care what they say but they really suck in real life and are so far from cool.... well... you get the idea.
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Female 738
I agree with the bluetooth one- I have a headset, so I can talk while driving and not kill someone.

I hate how people wear then around like a fashion statement. It`s even dumber than people who waste 500 dollars on (ugly) cloth designer handbags.

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Male 1,091
but I like my Beavis message ringtone....damn!
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Male 10
Ironic belt buckles? Are you sure he doesn`t mean iconic?
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Male 730
fidel castro hats? sometimes a hat is just a hat. guitar hero is just a video game. longboards are actually pretty damn useful. this person is projecting SUPER hard onto this list; their blood pressure must be >9000.
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Male 27
i agree with everthing ecept long boards...but the one on the list was way to long to do any slides or carves on
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Male 962
they should of put WKD on the list.
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Female 188
Crocs should have been on that list and whats wrong whith GH ots just a friggen game.
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Female 55
Guitar hero makes me cool, I don`t know what y`all are talking about
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Male 45
Haha! It`s like a big list of tears. It`s as though the author could not afford any fun toys so instead they trash them, very grade school style thinking.
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Female 486
Yuck... good list. x[ And I agree with fodarexiii.

Nd Dnt Forgett Ppl Who Tlk Lykk Dis !!

Euggghhh.

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Male 623
So it`s not so much the THINGS... it`s the way they use them. Cause Guitar Hero is cool... UNTIL you`re a douche bag about it. So pretty much this list is "things that people are a douche bag with."
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Female 1,071
Link doesn`t work for me!

Ah well I`m sure I`m uncool enough for everything on that list lol! xD

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Male 145
LOL dainty..... hey did u ever think about making that one thing u invited me to on IAB? u could submit it hahaha......
btw i has a two ended usb cord (its really short) and i use it as a bracelet LOL GEEKS FTW!
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Male 1,053
I agree with it all deffoo
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Female 143
Ugh...Crocs are ugly! ><;

They should been up there!

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Female 505
Yeah, I hate those PT Losers
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Male 741
Gay transformer!!! LOL!!
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Female 657
and I agree with, like, everyone. Crocs are HIDEOUS.
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Female 1,534
i think bluetooth headsets can be useful if you use them with the PS3!! my boyfriend has one for online play, and he doesnt have to press a button to talk...nor does he have to sit 3 feet from the tv cause of a cord

and i agree that those crocs should be in that list! they are SO ugly, and people claim they are the most comfortable shoe in the world...we have cheap-o versions of them at walgreens and they just smell really bad...thats about it

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Female 657
This list needs to be sent to every fraternity in America.
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Male 822
longboard skateboards are just for flat areas or they`re for getting massive speed when bombing a hill

they`re cool then, but nowhere else

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Male 1,455
What Guitar Hero is not cool?

Oh sh*t...

*removes the 4-star expert highscore on Dragonforce*

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Male 2,113
thats funny
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Male 28
I`ve never seen a longboard skateboard.... Also High Five!
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Male 1,550
Before I opened the list I knew those Blue Tooth Headsets were going to be on the list, I hate them but at least not a lot of people around here have them. The people who do have them and talk while pacing around look so f*cking retarded , literally.
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Female 1,697
The bluetoodh headst is a must on that list, I hate those things, so not cool and everytime I see a person with that in their head wanting to look cool, just makes me think "pathetic", "what a looser" or "is he such a busy man that can`t take the phone for 5 minutes?".

It`s only ok when you are driving, that`s it!!! and some people just don`t get it...

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Female 469
Thank you Samigator. Hate those frickin` things.

Stupid PT Cruisers. Hated them from the get-go.
This is a pretty good list of things I hate, cept I don`t see what everyone has against guitar hero. It`s a damn game. Also, that belt buckle was pretty rad. Im totally turning my broken SNES controller into one...

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Female 1,566
Nooo. ): I like PT Cruisers.
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Male 219
Cooooooooool.
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Male 2,616
They should add "ownership of a this, or a similar list" to the list.
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Male 191
dats just stupid who has a long skate bored
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Female 239
That was pretty accurate! Cuz wearing a bluetooth to your iPhone with a Castro hat and Sega Genesis belt while driving a PT Cruiser is NOT best way to get laid.
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Female 60
They forgot those damn Crocs.
But I agree with the Guitar Hero.
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Male 89
Definitely agree with the PT Cruisers.
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Male 1,620
Link: 10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t [Rate Link] - Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool and here they are.
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