10 Craziest How-To Books You Never Knew Existed

Submitted by: izraman 8 years ago Funny
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Here are 10 books that will guide you in the paths of the ridiculous!
There are 38 comments:
Female 486
Ah, I have "How-To Lose Friends And Alienate People". o>o
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Female 1,120
I know the marriage one is real, but I can`t tell how real most of the other ones are.
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Male 483
lmao, "how to read a book" that is pure genius
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Male 1,584
my environmental science teacher was talking about how to poo in the woods one time.
shes kinda crazy.
it`s funny shes a save the planet freak but she`s married to a logger. and has a bumper sticker in her room that says if your against logging use plastic toilet paper....
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Male 13
I just started laughing as soon as i read "How-To Speak with the Dead: A Practical Handbook"
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Male 637
I know how to start my own country, bitch! Civilization IV for the win! (And the board game!)
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Female 4,197
"Everybody Poops" is another gripping read XD

`do you have a one hump poop or a two hump poop like the camel?` rofl!

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Male 7,933
I heard of the first one
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Female 854
Hmm......how long do you think "How to Read a Book" is?
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Female 2,196
Ha those were pretty funny but I`m sure there are weirder ones
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Female 2,228
I thought you`d like that one your holiness.
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Male 504
I just ordered number 3 on Amazon!!!
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Female 1
the great part is that my dad seriously owns two of these
how to poo in the woods and how to lose friends and alienate people.
he`s eccentric :p
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Female 23
"How to have sex in the woods"
SCOREEEEEE.
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Male 773
how to rent a negro...sounds dodgy o.O
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Female 15,763
Cashcleaner... REALLY?!
I MUST SEE IT!
But first read the book...
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Female 375
lol how to lose friends and alienate people sounds funny. and just like me. =p

how to have sex in the woods sounds amusing too

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Male 1,354
I might actually read a couple of those...
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Female 4,447
Oh, and "The Zombie Survival Guide" should be on that list. It`s such a good read.
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Female 4,447
I`m really interested in that "How to become a Schizophrenic" book, not because I want to be one, but because it`s written by a schizophrenic, which I find very fascinating. The "How to be Pope" one sounds fun. Really, who *does* do his laundry?
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Female 1,441
I doubt most of these books actually inform you about doing the things the title claim. It`s just supposed to catch your attention.
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Male 1,455
Gief "How-To Lose Friends And Alienate People".
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Male 1,825
how to lose friends actually sounds pretty good
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Female 83
I actually did know about how to sh*t in the woods, my dad got it for my sister as a joke for when she went trekking. Its a really odd book.
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Female 115
I learned that my parents have the How to Have Sex in the Woods book...Creepy..-shudders-
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Male 550
I think I found these how-tos in Wikihow...
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Female 1,697
A book on how to read a book?

how to poo in the forest?

like WTF!?

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Male 2,551
Well, I dunno, maybe Fancylad has nothing else to do. : D
And we love him for it. :3
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Male 464
Funny how there`s a post every hour at around the time. Like someone leaves the site in automatic mode and goes out somewhere. :P
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Male 23
How to be a pope was my favourite!
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Male 4,393
How-To Read a Book?!?! ahhahahaha lololollololololololol
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Male 319
"How To Lose Friends And Alienate People" is quite possibly one of the funniest books I`ve ever read. And if you`re not up on reading the book, the movie is coming out fairly soon with Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead).
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Male 1,109
err...okay.
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Male 486
mega lawlz my fav was either how to rent a negro(yes let the citadel bashing commence idc) and how to read a book hahahaha
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Male 340
"How to read a book" was good, otherwise that was a horrible post.
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Female 148
I read these outloud to my sister and she said, `Are these for real?` And I said, `Yes.` and she said, `Great. I want to learn how to be come a schizophrenic."
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Male 1,853
so,what`s wrong with the way i rent my monkey?
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Male 3
Link: 10 Craziest How-To Books You Never Knew Existed [Rate Link] - Here are 10 books that will guide you in the paths of the ridiculous!
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