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Date: 05/24/08 11:30 AM

38 Responses to 10 Craziest How-To Books You Never Knew Existed

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    izraman Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2008 at 7:30 am
    Link: 10 Craziest How-To Books You Never Knew Existed - Here are 10 books that will guide you in the paths of the ridiculous!
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2008 at 11:34 am
    so,what`s wrong with the way i rent my monkey?
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    dellara Female 13-17
    148 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:36 am
    I read these outloud to my sister and she said, `Are these for real?` And I said, `Yes.` and she said, `Great. I want to learn how to be come a schizophrenic."
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    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:38 am
    "How to read a book" was good, otherwise that was a horrible post.
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    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:38 am
    mega lawlz my fav was either how to rent a negro(yes let the citadel bashing commence idc) and how to read a book hahahaha
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    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:41 am
    err...okay.
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    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:46 am
    "How To Lose Friends And Alienate People" is quite possibly one of the funniest books I`ve ever read. And if you`re not up on reading the book, the movie is coming out fairly soon with Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead).
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:51 am
    How-To Read a Book?!?! ahhahahaha lololollololololololol
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    Flashbulb Male 13-17
    23 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:53 am
    How to be a pope was my favourite!
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    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
    464 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:54 am
    Funny how there`s a post every hour at around the time. Like someone leaves the site in automatic mode and goes out somewhere. :P
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:59 am
    Well, I dunno, maybe Fancylad has nothing else to do. : D
    And we love him for it. :3
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    natakalt Female 18-29
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    May 24, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    A book on how to read a book?

    how to poo in the forest?

    like WTF!?

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    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    I think I found these how-tos in Wikihow...
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    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    I learned that my parents have the How to Have Sex in the Woods book...Creepy..-shudders-
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    trinity_enig Female 18-29
    83 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    I actually did know about how to sh*t in the woods, my dad got it for my sister as a joke for when she went trekking. Its a really odd book.
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    how to lose friends actually sounds pretty good
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    Gief "How-To Lose Friends And Alienate People".
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    I doubt most of these books actually inform you about doing the things the title claim. It`s just supposed to catch your attention.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    I`m really interested in that "How to become a Schizophrenic" book, not because I want to be one, but because it`s written by a schizophrenic, which I find very fascinating. The "How to be Pope" one sounds fun. Really, who *does* do his laundry?
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    Oh, and "The Zombie Survival Guide" should be on that list. It`s such a good read.
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    I might actually read a couple of those...
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    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    lol how to lose friends and alienate people sounds funny. and just like me. =p

    how to have sex in the woods sounds amusing too

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    Cashcleaner... REALLY?!
    I MUST SEE IT!
    But first read the book...
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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    how to rent a negro...sounds dodgy o.O
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    D0RKY Female 13-17
    23 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    "How to have sex in the woods"
    SCOREEEEEE.
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    clarazzle Female 13-17
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    May 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    the great part is that my dad seriously owns two of these
    how to poo in the woods and how to lose friends and alienate people.
    he`s eccentric :p
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    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    504 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    I just ordered number 3 on Amazon!!!
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    I thought you`d like that one your holiness.
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    Ha those were pretty funny but I`m sure there are weirder ones
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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Hmm......how long do you think "How to Read a Book" is?
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    I heard of the first one
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 24, 2008 at 11:51 pm
    "Everybody Poops" is another gripping read XD

    `do you have a one hump poop or a two hump poop like the camel?` rofl!

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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 2:04 am
    I know how to start my own country, bitch! Civilization IV for the win! (And the board game!)
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    Eragon117 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 7:30 am
    I just started laughing as soon as i read "How-To Speak with the Dead: A Practical Handbook"
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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 7:47 am
    my environmental science teacher was talking about how to poo in the woods one time.
    shes kinda crazy.
    it`s funny shes a save the planet freak but she`s married to a logger. and has a bumper sticker in her room that says if your against logging use plastic toilet paper....
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    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 9:19 am
    lmao, "how to read a book" that is pure genius
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    I know the marriage one is real, but I can`t tell how real most of the other ones are.
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    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    May 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    Ah, I have "How-To Lose Friends And Alienate People". o>o

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