What Are People Googling?

Submitted by: LaChica 9 years ago in Tech

An odd list of Google searches by that are commonly looked up. ""Why don"t Asians shave?""
There are 71 comments:
Male 96
lol "aren`t you a little short to be a stormtrooper"
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Male 2,113
meh.....................
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Male 28
what is the world comming too?

ohwell im gonna google some of this crap.

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Male 944
@Ttsec
When you say Troll...do you mean like...fantasy troll or like...what? wait i dont get it
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Male 944
Man...not that many kinky sexy dirt ones....
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Male 94
LOL 3 million results for is it cool to be gay!!!!!!!
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Male 244
"Why aren`t happy"
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Male 10
lol at "why cant hellen kellar drive?"

everyone knows the answer to that... shes a woman!

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Male 215
My POOP IS GREEN! AAAHHH!!!
Oh, I`ll Google it.
Everything is going to be alright.
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Male 282
BakaNeko: Just remember, the dog (big end) chases the fox around the tree (skinny part) and down the hole.
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Female 744
I smiled at the Donnie Darko references.
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Male 695
*keep
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Male 695
ttsec: Major fail! You lose at life... But you`re amusing to us others. Kepp it up!
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Male 84
wow that was kinda funny I guess
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Male 52
natakalt if ppl have the right to be stupid then it is not a privilege two different things


ttsec your so dumb (yes im "attacking" you) dont cross the bridge im coming to get you

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Male 666
Everyone on the internet other than myself is a troll.
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Male 136
"a green flying carpet on wheels with brakes colored black comes with juke box and mary poppins wannabe for sale all 3,000 obo"

copy and paste that into google and I swear you will actually get results

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Male 203
why DON`T girls like nice guys?
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Male 307
"why are you wearing that stupid man/bunny suit" Donnie Darko FTW!
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Female 175
they are stupid, but not all of them. i`ve always wanted to know why the sky is blue
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Male 307
lol if you do this with the word "porn" you get no results and i know for a FACT that`s not true O.o
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Male 244
ttsec - Yes, everyone attacking you is a troll...That or you`re just, y`know, stupid?

Stop trying to sound intelligent, it`s not working.

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Female 11
Why are black holes black holes balck?
why are black people black?
why don`t fish drown?
why dont ducks freese?
why is the rum gone?
why am i gay?
why couldn`t hellen kellar drive?
why are all the balck kids sitting togther in the cafteria?
why can a cow walk upstairs but not be able to walk downstairs?
*headesk*
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Male 747
`There`s a riddle that asks this question. That`s why so many people searched it, cause they were cheating on the riddle instead of figuring it out themselves ;]`

Oh yea! Never thought of that. Durgadurr

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Female 464
Is it easy to get pregnant kinda scared me 0_o
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Female 562
"The `is it legal for a man in -locationhere- to marry his widow`s sister.` ones.

I mean...what? Why are they searched?
The man is dead."

There`s a riddle that asks this question. That`s why so many people searched it, cause they were cheating on the riddle instead of figuring it out themselves ;]

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Male 666
I don`t understand why some of you are attacking me for answering anGiE_O_o`s question. I guess having the decency to answer someone`s questions is not welcomed here. My answer to the question is valid regardless of the possibility of the action in question. anGiE`s question does not address it`s possibility, and neither does my answer, so I don`t see how attacking me using the action`s alleged impossibility achieves any legitimate purpose. The only conclusion is that those attacking me are trolls.
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Male 92
i just switched to this experimental search a few months ago, my favorite ever.
the first time i noticed these funny things was when i typed in how to.

it does not show how many people are searching for a particular phrase, but the phrases that do show up are the most popular ones.

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Female 280
i was surprised i didn`t see "aren`t you glad I didn`t say banana" on there....that was the first thing i thought of when i saw the "aren`t you.." list
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Female 2,074
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? Who asks that? LOL
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Female 920
why are you wearing that stupid man suit indeeed! awesome, just awesome. :)
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Female 553
Haha "Why do all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria?"

I`m not racist, but out of three highschools I went to, they DID sit together! LMAO!

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Female 1,002
"Why is my computer so slow"
Lol
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Female 24
My favorite is the Helen Keller one (Why couldn`t Helen Keller drive?).....it`s so WTF?! that it`s laughable!

(Sorry if that offended anyone *hides in box for a bit*)

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Female 280
oh, i know one! why are people so stupid?
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Male 438
ttsec
Male, 18-29, Western US
601 Posts Wednesday, April 09, 2008 7:51:27 AM
People want to marry their widow`s sister because their sister would share 50% of the widow`s genes, and you like those genes, since you married the other sister, so it`s the closest thing to full filling your desires for a genetically fit mate without having to go out and search for someone with a completely new set of genes. It`s for lazies basically.
Dainty
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
6422 Posts Wednesday, April 09, 2008 7:58:33 AM
Let`s put it this way.

Question: Is it legal for a man in Chicago to marry his widow`s sister.

Answer: In order for the man to even have a widow, he must have died.
He can not marry his widow`s sister, because he died.

The man is dead.

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Agreed, this is a WELL KNOWN joke and a funny one at that, ttsec is an idiot, +1 Dainty.

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Female 837
In regards to the "Can a (insert location here) man legally marry his widow`s sister?" questions, people who write "idiot tests" use that question a lot.

It`s like "A farmer has 37 black sheep and 54 white sheep. They`re all struck struck by lightning. All but 9 die. How many survive?" (I don`t remember the exact wording of the question.)

They give you the answer in the question, but most people`s brains only read "9 die" because they don`t conceive that the answer to the question would be in the question.

... I`m done trying to sound smart right now. I don`t think it`s working to well.

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Female 665
hahah that`s a pretty strange list lol. i know i`ve looked up how to tie a tie a number of times >.>
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Male 230
Why is the rum gone?
LOLLLLLLLL
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Female 129
Why DOES Flava Flav wear a clock??
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Male 666
Better question is: "Why don`t French women shave?"
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Female 1,697
So funny!

People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

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Male 194
Why IS marijuana illegal?
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Female 1,211
Is it safe to eat snow? Sure it is, just don`t eat the yellow snow.
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Female 364
HeHe
"why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

best.film.evar.

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Male 54
aren`t you relieved your not a golem...... why yes, yes I am
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Female 410
After this post, "why don`t Asians shave" will take the number one spot.
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Female 105
a man ... technically could marry his widows sister if he had legally been declared dead, such as faking his own death. lol what a way to get outta the marriage besides devorce.....
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Male 274
its not that exhaustive tho. very small amount of things eem to be in it. type in "the" and you only get like 5 results. pointless
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Male 1,674
"why don`t you like me lyrics"
I didn`t know popeye wrote a song.
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Male 1,882
God hates...

shrimp: 31,400 (LOL WUT)
you: 331,000
ireland: 112,000
canada: 160,000
retards: 275,000
f*gs: 108

how many...

of me: 116,000,000 (???)
calories in a pound: 207,000
countries are in the world: 18,200,000
five year olds could you take in a fight: 1,860,000 (LOL WUT)
countries are there: 21,300,000
days in march: 23,500,000 (WTF)
kb in a gb: 614,000 (DERRRR)
five year olds can you take in a fight: 1,310,000
calories do i burn a day: 750,000

how do i stop...

spam: 14,900,000
cid pop ups: 157,000
grinding my teeth: 1,670,000
overeating: 117,000
cats pooping in my garden: 380,000 (WTF)
my toilet from running: 350,000 (DERRR)
phone calls: 5,830,000
yelling at my kids: 297,000 (LOL)

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Male 124
"Try different keywords to improve your search results. As you type your search, Google`s technology provides alternative suggestions to your queries in real time. This feature is also available on Google Labs as Google Suggest." The use of that google page.
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Male 124
I don`t think that thing shows how many people are searching for those topics but rather how many results you would have if you look up for that topic...you guys sure are ignorant.
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Male 89
lol at ttsec tryin to be smart XD
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Male 282
^unless he`s been declared legally dead. or he`s a zombie.
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Male 666
People want to marry their widow`s sister because their sister would share 50% of the widow`s genes, and you like those genes, since you married the other sister, so it`s the closest thing to full filling your desires for a genetically fit mate without having to go out and search for someone with a completely new set of genes. It`s for lazies basically.
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Male 180
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"

Haha, fantastic.
It gives you the number of pages it finds in the search though, not the number of people searching for it. It`s exactly the same as our Ffox search thing.

Try it for yourself
Google Complete

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Male 695
anGiE_O_o: You`re not blond... And not from the US... Hmm... Do you have downs syndrome?
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Male 105
Yes... I am relieved to know that I`m not a golem.
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Female 488
why does everyone wanna marry their widow`s sister? wtf?!
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Male 813
Is it safe to eat snow. 1,770,000 searches?! Goddammit are people stupid.
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Male 686
Ill stick to Googlewhack, thank you very much!
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Male 18
"Americans are stupid.
Americans are not stupid...
Americans are fat.
Americans are looking for a change."
All true...
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Male 189
antdow, i deffantly gona try some XD
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Male 189
^lol
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Male 946
i liked all the widow`s sister ones.

how many people are gonna google some of these things now?

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Male 4,012
^ Of course it`s cool. All the chicks want to convert you to their cause.
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Male 189
is it cool to be gay...lmao
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Male 4,012
"Is it safe to look at a lunar eclipse?"
"Why do birds suddenly appear?"
"Why couldn`t <everything>"

/facepalm

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Male 203
is it ok to be fat, pregnant gay?
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Female 1,596
Link: What Are People Googling? [Rate Link] - An odd list of Google searches by that are commonly looked up. ``Why don`t Asians shave?``
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