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Date: 04/09/08 07:00 AM

71 Responses to What Are People Googling?

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 6:37 am
    Link: What Are People Googling? - An odd list of Google searches by that are commonly looked up. ``Why don`t Asians shave?``
  2. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:06 am
    is it ok to be fat, pregnant gay?
  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:08 am
    "Is it safe to look at a lunar eclipse?"
    "Why do birds suddenly appear?"
    "Why couldn`t <everything>"

    /facepalm

  4. Profile photo of deadlytom92
    deadlytom92 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:09 am
    is it cool to be gay...lmao
  5. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:09 am
    ^ Of course it`s cool. All the chicks want to convert you to their cause.
  6. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:10 am
    i liked all the widow`s sister ones.

    how many people are gonna google some of these things now?

  7. Profile photo of deadlytom92
    deadlytom92 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:10 am
    ^lol
  8. Profile photo of deadlytom92
    deadlytom92 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:11 am
    antdow, i deffantly gona try some XD
  9. Profile photo of darkskies582
    darkskies582 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:15 am
    "Americans are stupid.
    Americans are not stupid...
    Americans are fat.
    Americans are looking for a change."
    All true...
  10. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:21 am
    Ill stick to Googlewhack, thank you very much!
  11. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:21 am
    Is it safe to eat snow. 1,770,000 searches?! Goddammit are people stupid.
  12. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:26 am
    why does everyone wanna marry their widow`s sister? wtf?!
  13. Profile photo of iceco
    iceco Male 18-29
    105 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:28 am
    Yes... I am relieved to know that I`m not a golem.
  14. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:32 am
    anGiE_O_o: You`re not blond... And not from the US... Hmm... Do you have downs syndrome?
  15. Profile photo of WeeToddDid
    WeeToddDid Male 18-29
    180 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:40 am
    "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"

    Haha, fantastic.
    It gives you the number of pages it finds in the search though, not the number of people searching for it. It`s exactly the same as our Ffox search thing.

    Try it for yourself
    Google Complete

  16. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:51 am
    People want to marry their widow`s sister because their sister would share 50% of the widow`s genes, and you like those genes, since you married the other sister, so it`s the closest thing to full filling your desires for a genetically fit mate without having to go out and search for someone with a completely new set of genes. It`s for lazies basically.
  17. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:01 am
    ^unless he`s been declared legally dead. or he`s a zombie.
  18. Profile photo of robb0mayte
    robb0mayte Male 13-17
    89 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:03 am
    lol at ttsec tryin to be smart XD
  19. Profile photo of stevenash
    stevenash Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:07 am
    I don`t think that thing shows how many people are searching for those topics but rather how many results you would have if you look up for that topic...you guys sure are ignorant.
  20. Profile photo of stevenash
    stevenash Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:09 am
    "Try different keywords to improve your search results. As you type your search, Google`s technology provides alternative suggestions to your queries in real time. This feature is also available on Google Labs as Google Suggest." The use of that google page.
  21. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:20 am
    God hates...

    shrimp: 31,400 (LOL WUT)
    you: 331,000
    ireland: 112,000
    canada: 160,000
    retards: 275,000
    f*gs: 108

    how many...

    of me: 116,000,000 (???)
    calories in a pound: 207,000
    countries are in the world: 18,200,000
    five year olds could you take in a fight: 1,860,000 (LOL WUT)
    countries are there: 21,300,000
    days in march: 23,500,000 (WTF)
    kb in a gb: 614,000 (DERRRR)
    five year olds can you take in a fight: 1,310,000
    calories do i burn a day: 750,000

    how do i stop...

    spam: 14,900,000
    cid pop ups: 157,000
    grinding my teeth: 1,670,000
    overeating: 117,000
    cats pooping in my garden: 380,000 (WTF)
    my toilet from running: 350,000 (DERRR)
    phone calls: 5,830,000
    yelling at my kids: 297,000 (LOL)

  22. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:43 am
    "why don`t you like me lyrics"
    I didn`t know popeye wrote a song.
  23. Profile photo of s0236078
    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:51 am
    its not that exhaustive tho. very small amount of things eem to be in it. type in "the" and you only get like 5 results. pointless
  24. Profile photo of Avemtilla
    Avemtilla Female 13-17
    105 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:53 am
    a man ... technically could marry his widows sister if he had legally been declared dead, such as faking his own death. lol what a way to get outta the marriage besides devorce.....
  25. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:02 am
    After this post, "why don`t Asians shave" will take the number one spot.
  26. Profile photo of FadeToBlack5
    FadeToBlack5 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:04 am
    aren`t you relieved your not a golem...... why yes, yes I am
  27. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:15 am
    HeHe
    "why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

    best.film.evar.

  28. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Is it safe to eat snow? Sure it is, just don`t eat the yellow snow.
  29. Profile photo of exit_light
    exit_light Male 13-17
    194 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Why IS marijuana illegal?
  30. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:39 am
    So funny!

    People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

  31. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:49 am
    Better question is: "Why don`t French women shave?"
  32. Profile photo of GinnyRenee
    GinnyRenee Female 18-29
    129 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:56 am
    Why DOES Flava Flav wear a clock??
  33. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 10:23 am
    Why is the rum gone?
    LOLLLLLLLL
  34. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 10:32 am
    hahah that`s a pretty strange list lol. i know i`ve looked up how to tie a tie a number of times >.>
  35. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 10:39 am
    In regards to the "Can a (insert location here) man legally marry his widow`s sister?" questions, people who write "idiot tests" use that question a lot.

    It`s like "A farmer has 37 black sheep and 54 white sheep. They`re all struck struck by lightning. All but 9 die. How many survive?" (I don`t remember the exact wording of the question.)

    They give you the answer in the question, but most people`s brains only read "9 die" because they don`t conceive that the answer to the question would be in the question.

    ... I`m done trying to sound smart right now. I don`t think it`s working to well.

  36. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    439 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 11:17 am
    ttsec
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    601 Posts Wednesday, April 09, 2008 7:51:27 AM
    People want to marry their widow`s sister because their sister would share 50% of the widow`s genes, and you like those genes, since you married the other sister, so it`s the closest thing to full filling your desires for a genetically fit mate without having to go out and search for someone with a completely new set of genes. It`s for lazies basically.
    Dainty
    Female, 13-17, Midwest US
    6422 Posts Wednesday, April 09, 2008 7:58:33 AM
    Let`s put it this way.

    Question: Is it legal for a man in Chicago to marry his widow`s sister.

    Answer: In order for the man to even have a widow, he must have died.
    He can not marry his widow`s sister, because he died.

    The man is dead.

    ---------------------------

    Agreed, this is a WELL KNOWN joke and a funny one at that, ttsec is an idiot, +1 Dainty.

  37. Profile photo of randomness07
    randomness07 Female 18-29
    280 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 11:23 am
    oh, i know one! why are people so stupid?
  38. Profile photo of U2isLove
    U2isLove Female 18-29
    24 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    My favorite is the Helen Keller one (Why couldn`t Helen Keller drive?).....it`s so WTF?! that it`s laughable!

    (Sorry if that offended anyone *hides in box for a bit*)

  39. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    "Why is my computer so slow"
    Lol
  40. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Haha "Why do all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria?"

    I`m not racist, but out of three highschools I went to, they DID sit together! LMAO!

  41. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    why are you wearing that stupid man suit indeeed! awesome, just awesome. :)
  42. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? Who asks that? LOL
  43. Profile photo of doZer_roZZ
    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
    280 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    i was surprised i didn`t see "aren`t you glad I didn`t say banana" on there....that was the first thing i thought of when i saw the "aren`t you.." list
  44. Profile photo of xBLiTZKRiEGx
    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    i just switched to this experimental search a few months ago, my favorite ever.
    the first time i noticed these funny things was when i typed in how to.

    it does not show how many people are searching for a particular phrase, but the phrases that do show up are the most popular ones.

  45. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    I don`t understand why some of you are attacking me for answering anGiE_O_o`s question. I guess having the decency to answer someone`s questions is not welcomed here. My answer to the question is valid regardless of the possibility of the action in question. anGiE`s question does not address it`s possibility, and neither does my answer, so I don`t see how attacking me using the action`s alleged impossibility achieves any legitimate purpose. The only conclusion is that those attacking me are trolls.
  46. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    564 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    "The `is it legal for a man in -locationhere- to marry his widow`s sister.` ones.

    I mean...what? Why are they searched?
    The man is dead."

    There`s a riddle that asks this question. That`s why so many people searched it, cause they were cheating on the riddle instead of figuring it out themselves ;]

  47. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    Is it easy to get pregnant kinda scared me 0_o
  48. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    `There`s a riddle that asks this question. That`s why so many people searched it, cause they were cheating on the riddle instead of figuring it out themselves ;]`

    Oh yea! Never thought of that. Durgadurr

  49. Profile photo of Lekigirl
    Lekigirl Female 13-17
    11 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Why are black holes black holes balck?
    why are black people black?
    why don`t fish drown?
    why dont ducks freese?
    why is the rum gone?
    why am i gay?
    why couldn`t hellen kellar drive?
    why are all the balck kids sitting togther in the cafteria?
    why can a cow walk upstairs but not be able to walk downstairs?
    *headesk*
  50. Profile photo of DemonCurtain
    DemonCurtain Male 18-29
    244 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    ttsec - Yes, everyone attacking you is a troll...That or you`re just, y`know, stupid?

    Stop trying to sound intelligent, it`s not working.

  51. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    lol if you do this with the word "porn" you get no results and i know for a FACT that`s not true O.o
  52. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    177 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    they are stupid, but not all of them. i`ve always wanted to know why the sky is blue
  53. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    "why are you wearing that stupid man/bunny suit" Donnie Darko FTW!
  54. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    why DON`T girls like nice guys?
  55. Profile photo of jacobubub
    jacobubub Male 13-17
    136 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    "a green flying carpet on wheels with brakes colored black comes with juke box and mary poppins wannabe for sale all 3,000 obo"

    copy and paste that into google and I swear you will actually get results

  56. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Everyone on the internet other than myself is a troll.
  57. Profile photo of nicc1
    nicc1 Male 18-29
    52 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    natakalt if ppl have the right to be stupid then it is not a privilege two different things


    ttsec your so dumb (yes im "attacking" you) dont cross the bridge im coming to get you

  58. Profile photo of water_dragon
    water_dragon Male 13-17
    84 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    wow that was kinda funny I guess
  59. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    ttsec: Major fail! You lose at life... But you`re amusing to us others. Kepp it up!
  60. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    *keep
  61. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 4:16 am
    I smiled at the Donnie Darko references.
  62. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:45 am
    BakaNeko: Just remember, the dog (big end) chases the fox around the tree (skinny part) and down the hole.
  63. Profile photo of sfeagles
    sfeagles Male 13-17
    216 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    My POOP IS GREEN! AAAHHH!!!
    Oh, I`ll Google it.
    Everything is going to be alright.
  64. Profile photo of gooch42
    gooch42 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    lol at "why cant hellen kellar drive?"

    everyone knows the answer to that... shes a woman!

  65. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    "Why aren`t happy"
  66. Profile photo of Custardface
    Custardface Male 13-17
    94 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 12:55 am
    LOL 3 million results for is it cool to be gay!!!!!!!
  67. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 9:57 am
    Man...not that many kinky sexy dirt ones....
  68. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 9:59 am
    @Ttsec
    When you say Troll...do you mean like...fantasy troll or like...what? wait i dont get it
  69. Profile photo of SmartLarry
    SmartLarry Male 70 & Over
    28 posts
    April 13, 2008 at 9:04 am
    what is the world comming too?

    ohwell im gonna google some of this crap.

  70. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    meh.....................
  71. Profile photo of X196
    X196 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    lol "aren`t you a little short to be a stormtrooper"

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