Uwe Boll Responds to Online Petition

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago
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Remember that poll I-A-B posted about Boll not directing again if it hits 1 million signatures? Well, he"s f-ing pissed.
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Male 2,113
lol i love it
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Male 277
the only one i know of is house of the dead which was frankly, PISS POOR
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Male 474
It is that arrogance that landed him a job in hollywood. In hollywood you have to be egotistical and crazy or your not taken serious. If you approach hollywood with a humble attitude, you are seen as weak. But if your batpoo crazy, they look at you and think to themselves "he MUST be a genius, because only real artistic genius could act that way"
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Male 452
He`s joking, clearly. The premise of `Postal`, his upcoming movie, is making fun of his complete lack of directorial talent. I really doubt that he considers himself a genius. Also, look at that logo behind him......... I think Uwe Boll works for for Aperture Science.
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Female 325
i can honestly say i`ve never seen a damn thing this guy has done, and i watch a lot of movies. why is he so unaware of his failure at life?
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Male 4,867
just practisin my german
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Male 4,867
NEIN. Uwe Boll ist toll, ich leise die shieB Filme und die doof Jacke. Er ist `die nur Genius in alles die Wald. Aschlok
IN ENGLISH
NO. Uwe Boll is super, i love the 5hit films and the stupid jacket. He is the only genius in the world. Arsehole
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Female 251
i say let the guy make movies if the studios or distrubitors are dumb enough to fund it

I`m sure he`ll be considered a cult god in 20 years

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Male 505
Petition can be found http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?lin... for all of you who were so inspired by his response. =D
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Female 1,572
someone kill him
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Male 106
Art.
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Male 106
Sorry but I hate people who correct others, so in an attempt to further understand these people, I will have a go.

Sorry but Turnshroud, Uwe Boll is German, not Australian, or Austrian, and the one director who is worse than Uwe Boll is Eli F8cking Roth. He is the single most over rated director working in Hollywood; Its not that Cabin Fever was the weakest, directed, wrote, acted, predictable, films made, but its that people actually give it credit.

But what really gets on my nerves as a "future director" is that people; if asked to name a horror film, 70% of people will say Hostal!....Hostal?!?!?, have people even seen that film?, horror?!?. The first hour was all light-porn, and the last 30 mins was really bad "shock-gore", it was terrible, and again, like Cabin Fever had [email protected], acting etc.

And finally NO Eli Roth, dose not make Stephen King books into films, don`t give that hack credit!

Nick Jeffs (Aka, nickyjefferz) one of the few people who see films as

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Male 6
drat YOU, Boll! Eli Roth is a billion times better than you will ever be.
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Male 1,024
where`s the petition. I`ve got to sign it to shut this idiot up for good.

anti: 1,000,000,000
pro: 1 (boll)

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Female 965
Never heard of him. Though judging by this video he sounds like a dick.
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Male 4,246
There`s a Penny Arcade comic about Uwe Boll; in it, he explains that he makes these movies because he hates video games, the people who play video games, movies, and the people who watch movies. It`s quite enlightening, but the PA archive is down at the moment and I can`t find it.
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Male 36
What if he makes these movies crap on purpose? What if he really is a genius, It`s a known fact that people will go see a horrible movie multiple times, and i know we`ve all watched a bad movie more than once because we wanted to. Maybe he really is a genius. I, for one, don`t want him to stop making movies. I have to see Postal, It`s going to be funny. I think so, at least.
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Male 4,246
I have utterly ZERO respect for anyone who claims to be a genius, and even less for anyone who claims to be the "only f**king genius" in their field.
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Male 292
even if he is a self-proclaimed "weel genius", I can`t take him seriously since his accent makes him sound like a retard
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Female 1,407
Never heard of him, but glad he`s gone now. What a sore loser
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Male 2,172
When he will be out of the movie business and forced to flip burger I would not even go to that restaurant to eat there because of him.

I spit on Uwe Boll.

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Male 1,036
Well that told us! So was his good bye final?
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Male 84
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Male 111
My friend didn`t know who Uwe Boll was so I showed him this clip then explained what he does for a living. XD
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Male 695
HAH!!! He`s like a pissy little kid! YOU GOT PWNED!!!
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Male 315
He`s right about Michael Bay though.
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Female 1,264
"I`m the only genius in the whole f**king business."

WOW!! WELL IM CONVINCED!!

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Female 785
There was a petition? Where do I sign!?
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Male 329
yeah he definitely is making movies like no one else will make them...only problem is no one wants to watch the movies he makes...it would be nice if he actually had an idea about the characters in the games and comics etc that he makes films about..but hey you really can`t blame him, I mean some dumbass in a studio has to greenlight this garbage.
seems like he`s really scared the petition will hit 1 mill though!
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Male 296
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!

@ the maddog: DAMN! That means the petition grew 50k signatures overnight!

He must have seen the petition, though "lol, the losers" then had someone show him it, notice it was going up 50K petitions every day, and said `oh poo, i really do suck!`

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Male 15
I keep expecting him to blow up and go all Tourettes on our ass.


ps. no offence to those with Tourettes Syndrome.

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Male 9,306
Wow, nice ego. Does it pop with a pinprick?
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Male 477
OMG what a jackass. Bloodrayne was like one of the worst movies EVER MADE and he thinks he`s a genius? suuuure. Wikipedia says that he is thinking of doing a Legacy of Kain movie...if he F*cks that up...he`s a dead man.
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Female 252
hahahahaha so funny he shouldn`t have put out the petition is he wasn`t going to honour it
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Male 967
He`s patently f*cktarded. I`ve never seen anything of his get great reviews, or become the standard for any kind of good cinema.
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Female 207
... if he`s such a genius, why does he use `what` instead of `that`?
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Male 63
I bought one of his movies just to see how bad it was. I can`t unsee it now.
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Female 174
Who is he?

...and should I care?

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Male 47
wow hes a real non-nice individual im glad i signed against him!!
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Female 326
conceited sonafabitch. if people think highly of you, why the drat would they set up a petition to relieve us of our misery? seriously. your movies give me ulcers, eye ulcers.

From Wikipedia: Retort

Uwe Boll has released a video stating that he is "the only genius in the whole drating [movie] business" and that other directors such as Michael Bay are "drating retards". He has also expressed hopes that somebody will start a Pro-Uwe Boll petition, which he is sure will hit a million signatures.

What a drattard.

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Male 579
stop ragging on the way he speaks drattard. it is an ACCENT, and hass nothing to do with intelligence.

that said, his movies suck.

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Male 580
Uwe Boll is t3h suck.
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Male 251
In the name of the king (a movie he directed) had nothing to do with the game Dungeon siege which it was supposed to be about... none of the characters or anything had anything to do with it... this guy is absolute poo
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Male 84
lol, I just looked him up on wikipedia :) seems he had a nice history
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Male 170
He think`s he`s a genius? Wow, I`ve never seen so much arrogance and stupidity all in one motion. And for the record, someone like him takes a shot at someone like George Clooney? I`m not even a George Clooney fan and I find that offensive. He doesnt`t need this petition, he needs to be shot.
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Male 297
hahahaha what a loser.
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Male 354
Wow, I had no idea he was so humble.
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Male 559
I usually don`t sign pettitions like that, but after watching this jackass, I`ll sign the anti Boll one. What a piece of crap this guy is. If he`s such a genius, how come no one has ever heard of him?
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Male 1,958
Is there a way we can Germany to apologize for this guy? Or at least have all of his money taken away? Come on, Germany; I think you guys can do at least that.
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Female 1,244
What a jerk
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Female 738
At least he`s not full of himself.
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Male 287
Nice "Holier than Thou" attitude...
At least Michael Bay`s movies stay off of the bottom whatever lists all over the internet. Even M Night Shamylan is better than this guy... Jeez
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Male 26
He`s a troll. There`s no way he`s THAT conceited. He`s just screwing with us so he can be infamous.
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Male 140
i dont even know who the hell he is but as of that he`s sure as hell got no point in my book...ill sign the petition
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Female 4,225
What a gay/australian sounding dick.

Beth- Isn`t Roth the guy who makkes SDtephen Kings books in to movies?

GIVE UP! YOU think YOU are a genius. NO ONE ELSE DOES!

The raven calls the crow black.

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Female 134
Oh my gosh! That is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
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Male 22
Wow, sounds like someone thinks rather highly of themselves as a "professinal director" this guy just needs to get on some paxil and move to Miami. Seriously, I think I could do better directing a video game movie. It`s not that hard, the characters are already thought up, the setting is there, it doesn`t take alot of extra effort, hell I bet he stole his script ideas from bad online fanfics with more grammatical errors than a George Bush speech.
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Male 308
conceded ass
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Male 121
i have actually put up a petition for him last year. It has now got 3 signatures!!! Keep signing you guys!!!
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Male 418
I love this guy! Soo funny...wait..was he being serious??
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Female 1,697
what`s this?? I don`t know who the guy is, what signatures is he talking about, nothing at all so for me this is really boring..
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Female 660
hahahahhahahahahahaha omg that was hiiilarious!!!
man his movies suckssss
anyone link to that petition? I missed it!!
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Male 64
What a dick. That`s not only foolish on his part, but ignorant and rude as well since he calls out other members of Hollywood. Granted, I`m not a fan of Michael Bay or George Clooney, but they sell better than he does.
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Male 1,014
To Uwe Boll:

Dude, have you ever seen your movies? There`s no genius there. Give it up.

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Male 110
yep...hes a genius
ps FIRST XD
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Male 838
And yet, he`s sooo modest too.
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Female 67
I was so sure he was going to say, "TAKE MY HAND!!!".
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Male 782
He should be happy we decided to use scenario B rather than the initial thought of storming his house with an old-style angry mob. Torches and pitch forks to-boot! Uwe Boll, if you ever read this, do the world a favor. ... What, you think I was going to go on? No I meant do the world a favor! Because up until now you havent done crap for the world except piss it off. So do us a favor Uwe! You owe us...
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Female 183
Who is this bald man, and why does his accent turn me on?
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Male 2,290
Where is this petition? What a dick.
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Female 21
his modesty really made me want to go and sign a petition to keep his career around.

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Male 109
in the style of chris crocker:

Leave Uwe Boll alone! leave him alone! i`m serious. if you want to get to him you`ll have to go through me *pause to apply more eyeliner* leave him alone!

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Female 2,074
Me no care.

El oh el.

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Male 623
Oh, so he`s responsible for video games-movies being so terrible. No wonder everyone hates this guy... plus his personality is poo.

I hope he retires... too bad Far Cry is going to get mutilated before he does.

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Male 3,369
The petition is at 143004 sigs now!

Still not enough!

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Female 50
Eli Roth FTW!
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Female 239
Umm... he`s not conceded or anything. A crack addicted hampster could make a better movie than this guy!
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Male 3,301
"I`m not the wee-tod" "you will see my reel geen-yus." "Gworge Clooney Bloo-shiit"

Theres a real MENSA winner.

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Male 84
/facepalm

gotta love it when idiots get called on their pooe and try to throw up a shoddy defense.

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Female 553
Why have I never heard of this guy?
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Male 260
Fake.
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Female 837
Lmfao! Beautiful.

You`ve gotta feel kind of bad for the guy......

What the hell. No you don`t.

After all, he`s the only f--king genius in the business who doesn`t spew this cryptic George Clooney bullpoot we get at the movies every weekend. He must have TONS of friends that support him somewhere...

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Female 121
lol. "i expect a million signatures pro boll" xD oh dude this guy is a retard XD
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Male 3,369
Hahahaha!

He dissed Micheal Bay! I liked Transformers. It was a popcorn flick, nothing more...More than I can say about anything Uwe Boll has made!

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Male 227
lol wut?
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Male 4,012
Sorry Mr. Boll, but unless you stop changing good game storylines and turn them into your own retarded lame-ass plots which are only connected to the game or story by name, you`re still not on my good list.

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Male 355
Someone has a transcription of what he has said? he speaks like the poo that is in his brain has come to his mouth.
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Female 920
Pro Boll...is that like the Pro Bowl for football? So he wants people to support the Pro Bowl..Ok Mr. Boll sir, I will.
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Male 70
i watched it.but i no speak good english
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Male 281
"I`m the only genius in the whole f**king business."

:-|

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Male 2,076
gee, his humility blew me away.

all hail!

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Male 891
conisking, did you even watch the video? he is not gone.
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Male 70
for sure!
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Male 444
hahahahaha!!!
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Male 70
yay hes gone!
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Male 19,854
Link: Uwe Boll Responds to Online Petition [Rate Link] - Remember that poll I-A-B posted about Boll not directing again if it hits 1 million signatures? Well, he`s f-ing pissed.
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