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Date: 04/09/08 12:21 PM

97 Responses to Uwe Boll Responds to Online Petition

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Link: Uwe Boll Responds to Online Petition - Remember that poll I-A-B posted about Boll not directing again if it hits 1 million signatures? Well, he`s f-ing pissed.
  2. Profile photo of conisking
    conisking Male 13-17
    70 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    yay hes gone!
  3. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    hahahahaha!!!
  4. Profile photo of conisking
    conisking Male 13-17
    70 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    for sure!
  5. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    conisking, did you even watch the video? he is not gone.
  6. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    gee, his humility blew me away.

    all hail!

  7. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    "I`m the only genius in the whole f**king business."

    :-|

  8. Profile photo of conisking
    conisking Male 13-17
    70 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    i watched it.but i no speak good english
  9. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    Pro Boll...is that like the Pro Bowl for football? So he wants people to support the Pro Bowl..Ok Mr. Boll sir, I will.
  10. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    Someone has a transcription of what he has said? he speaks like the poo that is in his brain has come to his mouth.
  11. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Sorry Mr. Boll, but unless you stop changing good game storylines and turn them into your own retarded lame-ass plots which are only connected to the game or story by name, you`re still not on my good list.

  12. Profile photo of ClearSky87
    ClearSky87 Male 18-29
    227 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    lol wut?
  13. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Hahahaha!

    He dissed Micheal Bay! I liked Transformers. It was a popcorn flick, nothing more...More than I can say about anything Uwe Boll has made!

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    sinisterspid Female 18-29
    121 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    lol. "i expect a million signatures pro boll" xD oh dude this guy is a retard XD
  15. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Lmfao! Beautiful.

    You`ve gotta feel kind of bad for the guy......

    What the hell. No you don`t.

    After all, he`s the only f--king genius in the business who doesn`t spew this cryptic George Clooney bullpoot we get at the movies every weekend. He must have TONS of friends that support him somewhere...

  16. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Fake.
  17. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Why have I never heard of this guy?
  18. Profile photo of Focusfired
    Focusfired Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    /facepalm

    gotta love it when idiots get called on their pooe and try to throw up a shoddy defense.

  19. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    "I`m not the wee-tod" "you will see my reel geen-yus." "Gworge Clooney Bloo-shiit"

    Theres a real MENSA winner.

  20. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    Umm... he`s not conceded or anything. A crack addicted hampster could make a better movie than this guy!
  21. Profile photo of beth-margera
    beth-margera Female 18-29
    50 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    Eli Roth FTW!
  22. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    The petition is at 143004 sigs now!

    Still not enough!

  23. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Oh, so he`s responsible for video games-movies being so terrible. No wonder everyone hates this guy... plus his personality is poo.

    I hope he retires... too bad Far Cry is going to get mutilated before he does.

  24. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    Me no care.

    El oh el.

  25. Profile photo of toxicshark
    toxicshark Male 13-17
    109 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    in the style of chris crocker:

    Leave Uwe Boll alone! leave him alone! i`m serious. if you want to get to him you`ll have to go through me *pause to apply more eyeliner* leave him alone!

  26. Profile photo of alimurray
    alimurray Female 18-29
    21 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    his modesty really made me want to go and sign a petition to keep his career around.

  27. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    Where is this petition? What a dick.
  28. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    Who is this bald man, and why does his accent turn me on?
  29. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    He should be happy we decided to use scenario B rather than the initial thought of storming his house with an old-style angry mob. Torches and pitch forks to-boot! Uwe Boll, if you ever read this, do the world a favor. ... What, you think I was going to go on? No I meant do the world a favor! Because up until now you havent done crap for the world except piss it off. So do us a favor Uwe! You owe us...
  30. Profile photo of Robinski9
    Robinski9 Female 30-39
    67 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    I was so sure he was going to say, "TAKE MY HAND!!!".
  31. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    And yet, he`s sooo modest too.
  32. Profile photo of nme
    nme Male 13-17
    110 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    yep...hes a genius
    ps FIRST XD
  33. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    To Uwe Boll:

    Dude, have you ever seen your movies? There`s no genius there. Give it up.

  34. Profile photo of Pikaro
    Pikaro Male 18-29
    64 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    What a dick. That`s not only foolish on his part, but ignorant and rude as well since he calls out other members of Hollywood. Granted, I`m not a fan of Michael Bay or George Clooney, but they sell better than he does.
  35. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    hahahahhahahahahahaha omg that was hiiilarious!!!
    man his movies suckssss
    anyone link to that petition? I missed it!!
  36. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    what`s this?? I don`t know who the guy is, what signatures is he talking about, nothing at all so for me this is really boring..
  37. Profile photo of excelman
    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    I love this guy! Soo funny...wait..was he being serious??
  38. Profile photo of Ktipr
    Ktipr Male 18-29
    121 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    i have actually put up a petition for him last year. It has now got 3 signatures!!! Keep signing you guys!!!
  39. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    conceded ass
  40. Profile photo of BigJohn86
    BigJohn86 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    Wow, sounds like someone thinks rather highly of themselves as a "professinal director" this guy just needs to get on some paxil and move to Miami. Seriously, I think I could do better directing a video game movie. It`s not that hard, the characters are already thought up, the setting is there, it doesn`t take alot of extra effort, hell I bet he stole his script ideas from bad online fanfics with more grammatical errors than a George Bush speech.
  41. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Oh my gosh! That is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
  42. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    What a gay/australian sounding dick.

    Beth- Isn`t Roth the guy who makkes SDtephen Kings books in to movies?

    GIVE UP! YOU think YOU are a genius. NO ONE ELSE DOES!

    The raven calls the crow black.

  43. Profile photo of Rain7
    Rain7 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    i dont even know who the hell he is but as of that he`s sure as hell got no point in my book...ill sign the petition
  44. Profile photo of Batduck
    Batduck Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    He`s a troll. There`s no way he`s THAT conceited. He`s just screwing with us so he can be infamous.
  45. Profile photo of Xan238
    Xan238 Male 18-29
    287 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    Nice "Holier than Thou" attitude...
    At least Michael Bay`s movies stay off of the bottom whatever lists all over the internet. Even M Night Shamylan is better than this guy... Jeez
  46. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    At least he`s not full of himself.
  47. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    What a jerk
  48. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Is there a way we can Germany to apologize for this guy? Or at least have all of his money taken away? Come on, Germany; I think you guys can do at least that.
  49. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    I usually don`t sign pettitions like that, but after watching this jackass, I`ll sign the anti Boll one. What a piece of crap this guy is. If he`s such a genius, how come no one has ever heard of him?
  50. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    http://www.petitiononline.com/uwelive/pe...
  51. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Wow, I had no idea he was so humble.
  52. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    hahahaha what a loser.
  53. Profile photo of Cynic8387
    Cynic8387 Male 18-29
    170 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    He think`s he`s a genius? Wow, I`ve never seen so much arrogance and stupidity all in one motion. And for the record, someone like him takes a shot at someone like George Clooney? I`m not even a George Clooney fan and I find that offensive. He doesnt`t need this petition, he needs to be shot.
  54. Profile photo of z-a
    z-a Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    lol, I just looked him up on wikipedia :) seems he had a nice history
  55. Profile photo of chopper13
    chopper13 Male 13-17
    251 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    In the name of the king (a movie he directed) had nothing to do with the game Dungeon siege which it was supposed to be about... none of the characters or anything had anything to do with it... this guy is absolute poo
  56. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Uwe Boll is t3h suck.
  57. Profile photo of gonadsonfire
    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    stop ragging on the way he speaks drattard. it is an ACCENT, and hass nothing to do with intelligence.

    that said, his movies suck.

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    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    conceited sonafabitch. if people think highly of you, why the drat would they set up a petition to relieve us of our misery? seriously. your movies give me ulcers, eye ulcers.

    From Wikipedia: Retort

    Uwe Boll has released a video stating that he is "the only genius in the whole drating business" and that other directors such as Michael Bay are "drating retards". He has also expressed hopes that somebody will start a Pro-Uwe Boll petition, which he is sure will hit a million signatures.

    What a drattard.

  59. Profile photo of cjrock
    cjrock Male 18-29
    47 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    wow hes a real non-nice individual im glad i signed against him!!
  60. Profile photo of liztherocker
    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Who is he?

    ...and should I care?

  61. Profile photo of Prinn
    Prinn Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    I bought one of his movies just to see how bad it was. I can`t unsee it now.
  62. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    ... if he`s such a genius, why does he use `what` instead of `that`?
  63. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    He`s patently f*cktarded. I`ve never seen anything of his get great reviews, or become the standard for any kind of good cinema.
  64. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    hahahahaha so funny he shouldn`t have put out the petition is he wasn`t going to honour it
  65. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    OMG what a jackass. Bloodrayne was like one of the worst movies EVER MADE and he thinks he`s a genius? suuuure. Wikipedia says that he is thinking of doing a Legacy of Kain movie...if he F*cks that up...he`s a dead man.
  66. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    Wow, nice ego. Does it pop with a pinprick?
  67. Profile photo of radjn
    radjn Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    I keep expecting him to blow up and go all Tourettes on our ass.


    ps. no offence to those with Tourettes Syndrome.

  68. Profile photo of Lompocus
    Lompocus Male 13-17
    296 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!

    @ the maddog: DAMN! That means the petition grew 50k signatures overnight!

    He must have seen the petition, though "lol, the losers" then had someone show him it, notice it was going up 50K petitions every day, and said `oh poo, i really do suck!`

  69. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    yeah he definitely is making movies like no one else will make them...only problem is no one wants to watch the movies he makes...it would be nice if he actually had an idea about the characters in the games and comics etc that he makes films about..but hey you really can`t blame him, I mean some dumbass in a studio has to greenlight this garbage.
    seems like he`s really scared the petition will hit 1 mill though!
  70. Profile photo of Aigidh
    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    There was a petition? Where do I sign!?
  71. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    "I`m the only genius in the whole f**king business."

    WOW!! WELL IM CONVINCED!!

  72. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    He`s right about Michael Bay though.
  73. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    HAH!!! He`s like a pissy little kid! YOU GOT PWNED!!!
  74. Profile photo of Phantomfire
    Phantomfire Male 70 & Over
    111 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    My friend didn`t know who Uwe Boll was so I showed him this clip then explained what he does for a living. XD
  75. Profile photo of water_dragon
    water_dragon Male 13-17
    84 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
  76. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    Well that told us! So was his good bye final?
  77. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    April 9, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    When he will be out of the movie business and forced to flip burger I would not even go to that restaurant to eat there because of him.

    I spit on Uwe Boll.

  78. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 12:34 am
    Never heard of him, but glad he`s gone now. What a sore loser
  79. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 12:46 am
    even if he is a self-proclaimed "weel genius", I can`t take him seriously since his accent makes him sound like a retard
  80. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2008 at 1:25 am
    I have utterly ZERO respect for anyone who claims to be a genius, and even less for anyone who claims to be the "only f**king genius" in their field.
  81. Profile photo of duolon
    duolon Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:40 am
    What if he makes these movies crap on purpose? What if he really is a genius, It`s a known fact that people will go see a horrible movie multiple times, and i know we`ve all watched a bad movie more than once because we wanted to. Maybe he really is a genius. I, for one, don`t want him to stop making movies. I have to see Postal, It`s going to be funny. I think so, at least.
  82. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:28 am
    There`s a Penny Arcade comic about Uwe Boll; in it, he explains that he makes these movies because he hates video games, the people who play video games, movies, and the people who watch movies. It`s quite enlightening, but the PA archive is down at the moment and I can`t find it.
  83. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:22 am
    Never heard of him. Though judging by this video he sounds like a dick.
  84. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 6:00 am
    where`s the petition. I`ve got to sign it to shut this idiot up for good.

    anti: 1,000,000,000
    pro: 1 (boll)

  85. Profile photo of CW
    CW Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:03 am
    drat YOU, Boll! Eli Roth is a billion times better than you will ever be.
  86. Profile photo of nickyjefferz
    nickyjefferz Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:05 am
    Sorry but I hate people who correct others, so in an attempt to further understand these people, I will have a go.

    Sorry but Turnshroud, Uwe Boll is German, not Australian, or Austrian, and the one director who is worse than Uwe Boll is Eli F8cking Roth. He is the single most over rated director working in Hollywood; Its not that Cabin Fever was the weakest, directed, wrote, acted, predictable, films made, but its that people actually give it credit.

    But what really gets on my nerves as a "future director" is that people; if asked to name a horror film, 70% of people will say Hostal!....Hostal?!?!?, have people even seen that film?, horror?!?. The first hour was all light-porn, and the last 30 mins was really bad "shock-gore", it was terrible, and again, like Cabin Fever had [email protected], acting etc.

    And finally NO Eli Roth, dose not make Stephen King books into films, don`t give that hack credit!

    Nick Jeffs (Aka, nickyjefferz) one of the few people who see films as

  87. Profile photo of nickyjefferz
    nickyjefferz Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:06 am
    Art.
  88. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 10:06 am
    someone kill him
  89. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    Petition can be found http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?lin... for all of you who were so inspired by his response. =D
  90. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    i say let the guy make movies if the studios or distrubitors are dumb enough to fund it

    I`m sure he`ll be considered a cult god in 20 years

  91. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    NEIN. Uwe Boll ist toll, ich leise die shieB Filme und die doof Jacke. Er ist `die nur Genius in alles die Wald. Aschlok
    IN ENGLISH
    NO. Uwe Boll is super, i love the 5hit films and the stupid jacket. He is the only genius in the world. Arsehole
  92. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    just practisin my german
  93. Profile photo of sicker
    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    i can honestly say i`ve never seen a damn thing this guy has done, and i watch a lot of movies. why is he so unaware of his failure at life?
  94. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    He`s joking, clearly. The premise of `Postal`, his upcoming movie, is making fun of his complete lack of directorial talent. I really doubt that he considers himself a genius. Also, look at that logo behind him......... I think Uwe Boll works for for Aperture Science.
  95. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    474 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:49 am
    It is that arrogance that landed him a job in hollywood. In hollywood you have to be egotistical and crazy or your not taken serious. If you approach hollywood with a humble attitude, you are seen as weak. But if your batpoo crazy, they look at you and think to themselves "he MUST be a genius, because only real artistic genius could act that way"
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    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 10:17 am
    the only one i know of is house of the dead which was frankly, PISS POOR
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    lol i love it

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