Top 5 Laziest Inventions

Submitted by: george0822 8 years ago Funny

The Top 5 Laziest Inventions
I guess it"s true--laziness is the true mother if invention.
There are 74 comments:
Male 137
Hey, they ripped of my blender cup invention!
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Male 234
i see a problem with twirly fork mixing with hair. XD

twirly fork FTW

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Female 681
wow.. now i feel really really really fattt
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Female 652
lol
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Male 239
Blah Blah Blah

Boring.

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Female 169
so these are actual inventions????
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Male 312
i can think of one more use for that ice cream cone...
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Male 201
I own 5/5 of those. Am i lazy?
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Male 47
In Soviet Russia, Ice Cream licks you!
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Male 55
`laziness is the true mother if invention.`

since when did Frank Zappa change is name? ah, wacky Frank.

or wacky Laziness as i believe he is now called.

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Female 17
i hope he monitors his credit
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Female 55
Brilliant!

I kinda wanna buy the moo mixer and the spinny fork :) Dang those chocolate chunks at the bottom of my glass...and the mess that results from mixing my pasta!!!!

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Male 69
wow, i really need that spaghetti fork
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Female 429
moo juice

LAWLLLLL.

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Male 297
oh man. i wouldn`t use any of these.
well maybe the clapper one, but that`s because i don`t really like walking to my bed in the dark after i turn off the light, but even that`s a stretch.
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Male 1,497
Great inventions. Atleast if they are that lazy they wont need to go outside of their house anymore. Less traffic for all!
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Male 168
YO! i got that moo mixer its the best
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Male 4,393
lllllllllaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy.....
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Male 1,140
what if you have a lot of broken bones then you`d be justified to use these things
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Female 2,196
The moo mixer needs a lid and i think it is easier to clap than look for a remote.
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Male 1,590
If you sitck the twirly fork in the rotating ice cream cone, then place the cone in the moo-mixer and hook it all up to the clapper, could you rupture the space/time continuum?
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Female 175
BUY IT! BUY IT ! BUY IT! Congratulations! You have depleted some of the earth`s natural resources to make yourself one of the laziest people on earth!
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Male 217
Using the same adjective twice in one sentence is lazy also ;)
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Female 83
Rufifi *Oh crap I made spelling mistakes, I know lets pretend I did them on purpose- that`ll fool them...*
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Female 831
now let`s invent something that will clean his shirt without him having to take it off.
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Female 2,249
meh. im too lazy to think of a comment to reply with
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Female 1,407
lol, good point on all five lazy products
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Male 10,440
omfg! where can I get that!
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Male 227
fat = fail
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Male 34
Hurting your wrist while twirling a fork?
Your doing it wrong!
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Male 14
i already see the moo mixer malfunctioning and the blender without a lid effect happening
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Female 498
haha
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Female 129
That chicken cup thing would be useful for roadtrips...
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Female 1,244
I want a moo mixer and that twirly fork!
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Female 380
Some people would pay alot of money for this... not me, ill stick to my good old stationary fork.
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Male 1,584
in soviet russia, ice cream licks you!
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Male 2,395
How.... Lazy.
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Female 61
Anyone else see the credit card number? Clear as day
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Female 410
I thought the nugget cup was a joke, but no. I googled it, and apparently it had its origins as a Korean fast food invention. I suppose it might come in handy while driving, but then again, nuggets are the easiest thing to eat while driving. I imagine this contraption would have your nuggets falling all over the place if you tipped your cup ever so slightly or tried to shake the ice around. Bad idea.
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Female 427
lol, my luck I`d be too lazy to keep the clapper control remote nearby. Then I`d be too lazy to get up and retrieve it.
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Male 4,746
I like Video Jug!
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Female 427
I would invent something for lazy people...but I am just too lazy.
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Male 4,290
Rufifi, you hide it VERY well.
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Female 2,289
TWIRL FORK! Awesome.
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Female 738
wow. I laughed. A lot.
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Male 174
LOL the moo mixer is pretty messy >.>
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Female 731
I second cannibal151!
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Male 480
i`m like socrates, i pretend to be ignorant, hiding my geniusity
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Female 1,944
did u see how much chocolate he put in that milk?
jeez
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Male 12,138
Rufifi,

Well aren`t you the genius cleverly disguised as illiterate?

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Male 1,455
Rufifi`s hypocrisy makes me laugh out loud.
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Male 31
Let the ice-cream lick you! :D
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Male 12,138
^^smig, with all due respect, you don`t have the first clue as to what poverty is.

When you`ve visited Africa, then you`ll be qualified to comment.

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Male 549
Rawr, twirly fork ftw!
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Male 480
i actually did that on purpose, just to see who pointed it out
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Male 648
You know, the United States has its share of poor, starving, and/or poverty stricken...sad part is, some of them probably have a few of those devices as well....
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Male 12,138
Rufifi, before you criticize others` spelling, how about you run "donut" and "chech"? Just trying to help.
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Male 7,933
Must.Buy.All
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Male 480
i think i disagree, i donut think laziness is the true mother IF invention...

chech your descriptions PLEASE

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Male 1,455
That was beautiful. The thing at the end induced the greatest WTF factor.
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Female 298
HOLY CRAP I HAVE A MOO MIXER! Haha. Sorry, just had to let you know.
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Male 506
I love the US of F*cking A.
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Female 375
ew the chicken with soda one is weird. u`d get food in ur drink very easily. and..bleh. the others are kinda cool. ice cream one is pointless. lol. the fork is kinda cool though...and the moo mixer. not so much cuz im lazy, but because its cow print and its very simple to mix chocolate milk, which i seem to not be able to do well =p
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Male 12,138
And meanwhile, in other news, the rest of the planet descends into starvation...
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Male 195
I dont like the term lazy. I prefer inahurrytogetitdonewithonehanderism.
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Male 12,138

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Male 1,550
USA!
USA!
USA!
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Female 338
AWESOME!!!
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Male 577
wow... the nugget cup is an amazing idea, but i would definetly buy the twirl fork
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Male 3,301
World`s energy sources depleted by laziness? What an awesome apocalypse that would be.
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Male 60
COOL i want somma these, im a lazy ass.
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Female 464
Oh I forgot to say, these were probably all made by americans :)
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Female 464
Niiice :)
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Male 11
Link: Top 5 Laziest Inventions [Rate Link] - I guess it`s true--laziness is the true mother if invention.
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