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Date: 04/25/08 05:32 PM

74 Responses to Top 5 Laziest Inventions

  1. Profile photo of george0822
    george0822 Male 30-39
    11 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    Link: Top 5 Laziest Inventions - I guess it`s true--laziness is the true mother if invention.
  2. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    Niiice :)
  3. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    Oh I forgot to say, these were probably all made by americans :)
  4. Profile photo of Gnr_paradise
    Gnr_paradise Male 13-17
    60 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    COOL i want somma these, im a lazy ass.
  5. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    World`s energy sources depleted by laziness? What an awesome apocalypse that would be.
  6. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    wow... the nugget cup is an amazing idea, but i would definetly buy the twirl fork
  7. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    339 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    AWESOME!!!
  8. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    USA!
    USA!
    USA!
  9. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm

  10. Profile photo of WakeToWood
    WakeToWood Male 30-39
    180 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    I dont like the term lazy. I prefer inahurrytogetitdonewithonehanderism.
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    And meanwhile, in other news, the rest of the planet descends into starvation...
  12. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    376 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    ew the chicken with soda one is weird. u`d get food in ur drink very easily. and..bleh. the others are kinda cool. ice cream one is pointless. lol. the fork is kinda cool though...and the moo mixer. not so much cuz im lazy, but because its cow print and its very simple to mix chocolate milk, which i seem to not be able to do well =p
  13. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    I love the US of F*cking A.
  14. Profile photo of BeautyToAsh
    BeautyToAsh Female 18-29
    298 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    HOLY CRAP I HAVE A MOO MIXER! Haha. Sorry, just had to let you know.
  15. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    That was beautiful. The thing at the end induced the greatest WTF factor.
  16. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    i think i disagree, i donut think laziness is the true mother IF invention...

    chech your descriptions PLEASE

  17. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    Must.Buy.All
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    Rufifi, before you criticize others` spelling, how about you run "donut" and "chech"? Just trying to help.
  19. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    You know, the United States has its share of poor, starving, and/or poverty stricken...sad part is, some of them probably have a few of those devices as well....
  20. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    i actually did that on purpose, just to see who pointed it out
  21. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    Rawr, twirly fork ftw!
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    ^^smig, with all due respect, you don`t have the first clue as to what poverty is.

    When you`ve visited Africa, then you`ll be qualified to comment.

  23. Profile photo of J-Urahara
    J-Urahara Male 13-17
    31 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    Let the ice-cream lick you! :D
  24. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Rufifi`s hypocrisy makes me laugh out loud.
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Rufifi,

    Well aren`t you the genius cleverly disguised as illiterate?

  26. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    did u see how much chocolate he put in that milk?
    jeez
  27. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    i`m like socrates, i pretend to be ignorant, hiding my geniusity
  28. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    I second cannibal151!
  29. Profile photo of tofep
    tofep Male 13-17
    174 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    LOL the moo mixer is pretty messy >.>
  30. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    wow. I laughed. A lot.
  31. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    TWIRL FORK! Awesome.
  32. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Rufifi, you hide it VERY well.
  33. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    I would invent something for lazy people...but I am just too lazy.
  34. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    I like Video Jug!
  35. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    lol, my luck I`d be too lazy to keep the clapper control remote nearby. Then I`d be too lazy to get up and retrieve it.
  36. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    I thought the nugget cup was a joke, but no. I googled it, and apparently it had its origins as a Korean fast food invention. I suppose it might come in handy while driving, but then again, nuggets are the easiest thing to eat while driving. I imagine this contraption would have your nuggets falling all over the place if you tipped your cup ever so slightly or tried to shake the ice around. Bad idea.
  37. Profile photo of CrzyBeauty
    CrzyBeauty Female 18-29
    61 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    Anyone else see the credit card number? Clear as day
  38. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    How.... Lazy.
  39. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    in soviet russia, ice cream licks you!
  40. Profile photo of baddogsmaste
    baddogsmaste Female 30-39
    381 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    Some people would pay alot of money for this... not me, ill stick to my good old stationary fork.
  41. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    I want a moo mixer and that twirly fork!
  42. Profile photo of GinnyRenee
    GinnyRenee Female 18-29
    129 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    That chicken cup thing would be useful for roadtrips...
  43. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    haha
  44. Profile photo of Cinnie
    Cinnie Male 30-39
    14 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    i already see the moo mixer malfunctioning and the blender without a lid effect happening
  45. Profile photo of asdfMAXasdf
    asdfMAXasdf Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    Hurting your wrist while twirling a fork?
    Your doing it wrong!
  46. Profile photo of ClearSky87
    ClearSky87 Male 18-29
    227 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    fat = fail
  47. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    omfg! where can I get that!
  48. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 10:21 pm
    lol, good point on all five lazy products
  49. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    meh. im too lazy to think of a comment to reply with
  50. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    now let`s invent something that will clean his shirt without him having to take it off.
  51. Profile photo of trinity_enig
    trinity_enig Female 18-29
    83 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 1:47 am
    Rufifi *Oh crap I made spelling mistakes, I know lets pretend I did them on purpose- that`ll fool them...*
  52. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    218 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 4:39 am
    Using the same adjective twice in one sentence is lazy also ;)
  53. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    177 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 7:05 am
    BUY IT! BUY IT ! BUY IT! Congratulations! You have depleted some of the earth`s natural resources to make yourself one of the laziest people on earth!
  54. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 8:18 am
    If you sitck the twirly fork in the rotating ice cream cone, then place the cone in the moo-mixer and hook it all up to the clapper, could you rupture the space/time continuum?
  55. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 9:00 am
    The moo mixer needs a lid and i think it is easier to clap than look for a remote.
  56. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 9:48 am
    what if you have a lot of broken bones then you`d be justified to use these things
  57. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 10:05 am
    lllllllllaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy.....
  58. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 11:43 am
    YO! i got that moo mixer its the best
  59. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Great inventions. Atleast if they are that lazy they wont need to go outside of their house anymore. Less traffic for all!
  60. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    oh man. i wouldn`t use any of these.
    well maybe the clapper one, but that`s because i don`t really like walking to my bed in the dark after i turn off the light, but even that`s a stretch.
  61. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    moo juice

    LAWLLLLL.

  62. Profile photo of gobucks614
    gobucks614 Male 13-17
    71 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    wow, i really need that spaghetti fork
  63. Profile photo of sushipanda
    sushipanda Female 13-17
    55 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    Brilliant!

    I kinda wanna buy the moo mixer and the spinny fork :) Dang those chocolate chunks at the bottom of my glass...and the mess that results from mixing my pasta!!!!

  64. Profile photo of sdean2
    sdean2 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    April 27, 2008 at 1:10 am
    i hope he monitors his credit
  65. Profile photo of JimHxn
    JimHxn Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 27, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    `laziness is the true mother if invention.`

    since when did Frank Zappa change is name? ah, wacky Frank.

    or wacky Laziness as i believe he is now called.

  66. Profile photo of UnknownEntry
    UnknownEntry Male 13-17
    47 posts
    April 27, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    In Soviet Russia, Ice Cream licks you!
  67. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    April 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    I own 5/5 of those. Am i lazy?
  68. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    April 27, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    i can think of one more use for that ice cream cone...
  69. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
    169 posts
    April 27, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    so these are actual inventions????
  70. Profile photo of ayull
    ayull Male 18-29
    241 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 9:06 am
    Blah Blah Blah

    Boring.

  71. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 6:16 am
    lol
  72. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    wow.. now i feel really really really fattt
  73. Profile photo of soigieoto
    soigieoto Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 2, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    i see a problem with twirly fork mixing with hair. XD

    twirly fork FTW

  74. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Hey, they ripped of my blender cup invention!

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