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Date: 04/24/08 03:01 PM

73 Responses to Thermonuclear Egg

  1. Profile photo of cow3211
    cow3211 Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Link: Thermonuclear Egg - There is soft boiled, hard boiled, and now this.
  2. Profile photo of baddogsmaste
    baddogsmaste Female 30-39
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    I just jumped a mile.... mad funny.
  3. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    Eggs are BOMBS! Throw all your eggs away, then go buy some and throw those away too!!!
  4. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    "wow thats really hot."

    BOOM!

    i didnt think that would happen...lol

  5. Profile photo of Chuk15
    Chuk15 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    God damn, I turned into a Mexican jumping bean when that thing exploded!
  6. Profile photo of stot3
    stot3 Male 13-17
    248 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Oh Jesus that scared the crap out of me. awesome.
  7. Profile photo of arasheht
    arasheht Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    Hahah, priceless....but maybe staged?
  8. Profile photo of ppassion
    ppassion Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    What did they think was going to happen? Just about everything expands in the microwave. Never nuked a marshmallow before???
  9. Profile photo of Iphianassa
    Iphianassa Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    Yeah...funny. But not terribly unexpected after you see the crack in the eggshell.

    I guess the white cooked through before the yolk did and that`s what caused the pressure? Or something?

  10. Profile photo of radjn
    radjn Male 18-29
    15 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    I think we found the WMD`s that Bush was looking for.
  11. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    haha...nice. i dod not expect that...i thought it would catch on fire...but

    BOOM

    nonexpectingness...

    it scared me...i screamed

  12. Profile photo of moquanman
    moquanman Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    Haha, that was pretty amazing.
  13. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    After the mess Dave made, he had to walk on eggshells around his parents.
  14. Profile photo of gotrixzeth
    gotrixzeth Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    yeah I jumped too...... lol
  15. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    I remember doing that once..the microwave was still closed though...really bad mess to clean up
  16. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    that happened to me a lot when i worked at a restaurant. some one would order poached eggs and we`d be pressed for time. so the manager would throw an egg in water and if it was cooking for too long it would explode when we would take it out. sucksss.
  17. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    Do it with a hamster its funniness }-)
  18. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    wow camelnoise, your so hilarious! (sarcasm) puns are the lowest form of comedy

    RE: the video, i wasnt expecting that to happen! i jumped and then i lol`d

  19. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    yep, pretty unexpected
  20. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    witcha,

    You are a young female, the lowest forms of life.

  21. Profile photo of Tinara
    Tinara Male 30-39
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    "You are a young female, the lowest forms of life."

    Ahh. But I thought ignorant ass holes were?

  22. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    You being the comedick(get it! pun!) overlord and all. Please what are the highest forms of comedy down to the lowest. I need to make a list so as to not be a lowest form of comedy user.
  23. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Tinara,

    Nope sorry, I guess you can scratch that virtuosity off your list

  24. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    BAAAADDDD IDEA!
  25. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    better if they died
  26. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    wow umm fake
  27. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    381 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    Witcha, camelnose, tinaea your all wrong Jim Davidson is the lowest from of wit and the lowest form of life
  28. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    Hilarious!
  29. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    Camelnoise, I thought it was a cute joke! Hee hee

    =D

  30. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    ahahahhaha loved it
  31. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    Haha. When it exploded I jumped.
    That was great.
  32. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME! XD
  33. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
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    April 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    Wow, what a violent EGGS-plosion!!!!!!.... sorry people, I know that was bad but it had to be said.
  34. Profile photo of EvilAKappy
    EvilAKappy Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    lol at the white kid
  35. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    sooooo...was he trying to look exactly like Napolean Dynamite or was that on accident?!

    Did nobody else notice that?

  36. Profile photo of Hucky0
    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    SWEET JESUS.
    That was awesome.
  37. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    I was expecting that. I saw the whole egg in there, and was like, "Ohshi- turning the volume back down".

    xD

  38. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    OKay then, stop with the "Cool" and "Too Funny" and "I didnt Expected that" or "Why he looks like Napoleon Dynamite" comments. What is the scientific explanation behind all this?
  39. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    Saw this on another site. scared the Bajeeezus outta me.
  40. Profile photo of nme
    nme Male 13-17
    110 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    lol
  41. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    At first my expectations weren`t too high (I`ve never seen a microwaved egg before) but then O JEEZUS
  42. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    Holy snap. I`m so doing this at my friend`s house.
  43. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    Damn. No third degree burns?
  44. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    I had a freaking heart attack right there 0_o
  45. Profile photo of Gregger
    Gregger Male 18-29
    60 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    i remember my sister did this when she was really little with the yolk of a hard boiled egg. after she sat down we heard a BOOM and the yolk covered the entire interior of the mocriwave lol funny :P
  46. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    That`s what happened to my dad.
    Except it was the glass that broke.
    Coolest noise ever, when hot glass explodes.
  47. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    OKay then, stop with the "Cool" and "Too Funny" and "I didnt Expected that" or "Why he looks like Napoleon Dynamite" comments. What is the scientific explanation behind all this?
    I would assume that what happened is ever being nuked for however long, then pulled out of the microwave, the shell went from very hot to reletively cool in a short time, maybe because eggshell has a low specific heat capacity. It contracted too fast as it lost heat, and the pressurized gases and liquids inside just blew the shell apart. It`s my best guess until someone makes a better one.
  48. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    ^I mean, "...happened is after being nuked for however long..." Stoopid misstypes
  49. Profile photo of Maxim86
    Maxim86 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    They got egg on their face.
  50. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    when eva something happens a kid starts laughing and they usually dont have a very modest laugh. Annoying!!!
  51. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    GREAT IDEA
  52. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    jeese. i just love how the caption for this on the front page is the SAME EXACT ONE ON EBAUMS
  53. Profile photo of PerroGato
    PerroGato Male 13-17
    34 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    hahaha I would love to try this but my parents, would umm freak like the time i put a twizzler in my m icrowave and the fire alarm went off xD at 12 am >.>
  54. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    Ha. That was funny. Anyone know if the kid got hurt? I mean, he was right next to it, and some of the shell was flying in the air.

    Did anyone else know that ground beef, if it has enough of its juices, would catch fire in the microwave? Cause, I didn`t :\.

  55. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Okay, I didn`t jump. I`m usually pretty jumpy and paranoid, so I lucked out with the volume down.
  56. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    I like it! WHAM! very funny stuff.
  57. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    u guys are so dumb omg why would u do that
  58. Profile photo of JagaLubnaN
    JagaLubnaN Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    LOL
    That kid`s laugh is annoying though. haha
  59. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    Hot glass touched the cold bench, CAPOW!
  60. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    Great Cats!


    ...i totally jumped. lol

  61. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    i`m not cleaning that up.
  62. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
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    April 25, 2008 at 12:48 am
    i was hoping for a death scream because that egg would have been hot.... hot exploded egg on face= ouch.
  63. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 1:34 am
    ...Damn bastards made me jump!
    GHA!!
  64. Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 5:16 am
    I`ve done this before! It scared the crap out of me
  65. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 8:24 am
    Shut that guy and his annoying laugh up
  66. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2008 at 9:04 am
    OMG! That made me jump! Rofl, I had my sound on loud because I couldn`t hear him much and then it just went...KABOOM! Well, it was more of a SWACK!
  67. Profile photo of fxsports
    fxsports Female 18-29
    102 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 9:30 am
    That was eggcellent.
  68. Profile photo of srpatata
    srpatata Male 18-29
    117 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 11:58 am
    you can make the yolk explode also
  69. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    i was surprised it exploded after the shell had cracked. i guess the membrane wasnt broken still.

    Shaboobalah sounds right on everything apart from the shell part.

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    I-AM-I Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    i was expecting them to put it in a nuclear reactor
  71. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    what it is is that there is a thing membrane around the yolk.. you all know its there cuz its what holds it together when you fry them...when you try to hard boil an egg in the microwave heat builds in the yolk, creating steam, the steam builds up in this membrane and now held in by the cooked egg white.. the change in temperature made the egg white contract and KABOOM!!!! one of the first things they teach in a food cooking class is.. IF YOU NUKE AN EGG POKE A HOLE IN THE FREKING YOLK YOU MORON!!!

    but awesome to watch XD

  72. Profile photo of ace_musicdj
    ace_musicdj Male 18-29
    33 posts
    April 26, 2008 at 3:06 am
    DAMN! That all of a sudden scared da crap outta me!
  73. Profile photo of ArianaTheGee
    ArianaTheGee Female 13-17
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    April 26, 2008 at 9:35 am
    The two dudes who made this are idiots. Everyone knows that egg + microwave = BOOM.

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