Thermonuclear Egg

Submitted by: cow3211 9 years ago in Funny

There is soft boiled, hard boiled, and now this.
There are 73 comments:
Female 70
The two dudes who made this are idiots. Everyone knows that egg + microwave = BOOM.
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Male 33
DAMN! That all of a sudden scared da crap outta me!
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Female 700
what it is is that there is a thing membrane around the yolk.. you all know its there cuz its what holds it together when you fry them...when you try to hard boil an egg in the microwave heat builds in the yolk, creating steam, the steam builds up in this membrane and now held in by the cooked egg white.. the change in temperature made the egg white contract and KABOOM!!!! one of the first things they teach in a food cooking class is.. IF YOU NUKE AN EGG POKE A HOLE IN THE FREKING YOLK YOU MORON!!!

but awesome to watch XD

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Male 25
i was expecting them to put it in a nuclear reactor
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Male 205
i was surprised it exploded after the shell had cracked. i guess the membrane wasnt broken still.

Shaboobalah sounds right on everything apart from the shell part.

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Male 117
you can make the yolk explode also
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Female 102
That was eggcellent.
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Male 1,383
OMG! That made me jump! Rofl, I had my sound on loud because I couldn`t hear him much and then it just went...KABOOM! Well, it was more of a SWACK!
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Male 1,244
Shut that guy and his annoying laugh up
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Female 133
I`ve done this before! It scared the crap out of me
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Male 909
...Damn bastards made me jump!
GHA!!
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Female 296
i was hoping for a death scream because that egg would have been hot.... hot exploded egg on face= ouch.
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Male 891
i`m not cleaning that up.
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Female 475
Great Cats!


...i totally jumped. lol

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Male 213
Hot glass touched the cold bench, CAPOW!
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Male 46
LOL
That kid`s laugh is annoying though. haha
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Male 396
u guys are so dumb omg why would u do that
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Male 10,440
I like it! WHAM! very funny stuff.
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Female 427
Okay, I didn`t jump. I`m usually pretty jumpy and paranoid, so I lucked out with the volume down.
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Female 444
Ha. That was funny. Anyone know if the kid got hurt? I mean, he was right next to it, and some of the shell was flying in the air.

Did anyone else know that ground beef, if it has enough of its juices, would catch fire in the microwave? Cause, I didn`t :\.

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Male 34
hahaha I would love to try this but my parents, would umm freak like the time i put a twizzler in my m icrowave and the fire alarm went off xD at 12 am >.>
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Female 1,537
jeese. i just love how the caption for this on the front page is the SAME EXACT ONE ON EBAUMS
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Male 690
GREAT IDEA
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Male 413
when eva something happens a kid starts laughing and they usually dont have a very modest laugh. Annoying!!!
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Male 139
They got egg on their face.
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Male 326
^I mean, "...happened is after being nuked for however long..." Stoopid misstypes
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Male 326
OKay then, stop with the "Cool" and "Too Funny" and "I didnt Expected that" or "Why he looks like Napoleon Dynamite" comments. What is the scientific explanation behind all this?
I would assume that what happened is ever being nuked for however long, then pulled out of the microwave, the shell went from very hot to reletively cool in a short time, maybe because eggshell has a low specific heat capacity. It contracted too fast as it lost heat, and the pressurized gases and liquids inside just blew the shell apart. It`s my best guess until someone makes a better one.
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Female 1,566
That`s what happened to my dad.
Except it was the glass that broke.
Coolest noise ever, when hot glass explodes.
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Male 60
i remember my sister did this when she was really little with the yolk of a hard boiled egg. after she sat down we heard a BOOM and the yolk covered the entire interior of the mocriwave lol funny :P
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Female 464
I had a freaking heart attack right there 0_o
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Male 354
Damn. No third degree burns?
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Male 474
Holy snap. I`m so doing this at my friend`s house.
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Male 534
At first my expectations weren`t too high (I`ve never seen a microwaved egg before) but then O JEEZUS
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Male 110
lol
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Male 712
Saw this on another site. scared the Bajeeezus outta me.
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Male 15,510
OKay then, stop with the "Cool" and "Too Funny" and "I didnt Expected that" or "Why he looks like Napoleon Dynamite" comments. What is the scientific explanation behind all this?
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Female 496
I was expecting that. I saw the whole egg in there, and was like, "Ohshi- turning the volume back down".

xD

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Male 131
SWEET JESUS.
That was awesome.
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Female 920
sooooo...was he trying to look exactly like Napolean Dynamite or was that on accident?!

Did nobody else notice that?

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Male 133
lol at the white kid
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Female 239
Wow, what a violent EGGS-plosion!!!!!!.... sorry people, I know that was bad but it had to be said.
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Male 9,306
THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME! XD
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Female 662
Haha. When it exploded I jumped.
That was great.
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Male 5,970
ahahahhaha loved it
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Female 2,074
Camelnoise, I thought it was a cute joke! Hee hee

=D

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Female 2,074
Hilarious!
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Male 381
Witcha, camelnose, tinaea your all wrong Jim Davidson is the lowest from of wit and the lowest form of life
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Male 428
wow umm fake
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Male 1,354
better if they died
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Male 1,085
BAAAADDDD IDEA!
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Male 260
Tinara,

Nope sorry, I guess you can scratch that virtuosity off your list

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Male 260
You being the comedick(get it! pun!) overlord and all. Please what are the highest forms of comedy down to the lowest. I need to make a list so as to not be a lowest form of comedy user.
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Male 19
"You are a young female, the lowest forms of life."

Ahh. But I thought ignorant ass holes were?

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Male 260
witcha,

You are a young female, the lowest forms of life.

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Female 924
yep, pretty unexpected
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Female 347
wow camelnoise, your so hilarious! (sarcasm) puns are the lowest form of comedy

RE: the video, i wasnt expecting that to happen! i jumped and then i lol`d

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Male 342
Do it with a hamster its funniness }-)
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Female 678
that happened to me a lot when i worked at a restaurant. some one would order poached eggs and we`d be pressed for time. so the manager would throw an egg in water and if it was cooking for too long it would explode when we would take it out. sucksss.
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Female 427
I remember doing that once..the microwave was still closed though...really bad mess to clean up
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Male 33
yeah I jumped too...... lol
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Male 260
After the mess Dave made, he had to walk on eggshells around his parents.
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Male 136
Haha, that was pretty amazing.
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Female 1,287
haha...nice. i dod not expect that...i thought it would catch on fire...but

BOOM

nonexpectingness...

it scared me...i screamed

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Male 15
I think we found the WMD`s that Bush was looking for.
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Female 35
Yeah...funny. But not terribly unexpected after you see the crack in the eggshell.

I guess the white cooked through before the yolk did and that`s what caused the pressure? Or something?

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Female 104
What did they think was going to happen? Just about everything expands in the microwave. Never nuked a marshmallow before???
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Male 83
Hahah, priceless....but maybe staged?
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Male 248
Oh Jesus that scared the crap out of me. awesome.
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Male 19
God damn, I turned into a Mexican jumping bean when that thing exploded!
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Female 775
"wow thats really hot."

BOOM!

i didnt think that would happen...lol

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Male 1,003
Eggs are BOMBS! Throw all your eggs away, then go buy some and throw those away too!!!
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Female 380
I just jumped a mile.... mad funny.
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Male 1
Link: Thermonuclear Egg [Rate Link] - There is soft boiled, hard boiled, and now this.
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