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Date: 04/11/08 07:34 PM

64 Responses to There`s More Than One Way to Slice Pizza

  1. Profile photo of schlank
    schlank Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    Link: There`s More Than One Way to Slice Pizza - But there`s only one cool way--with frickin` laser beams.
  2. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    THat was sick...perfect slices. No more having to judge which one you`ll grab
  3. Profile photo of paperbaka
    paperbaka Male 13-17
    85 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    i would eat that. but if i grow an extra arm im suing
  4. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    i wish they show themselves actually grabbing a slice of the pizza.
  5. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    amazing the future is here! i can see it now in dominoes across america:

    "Here you go, enjoy your cancer."

  6. Profile photo of bandnerd32
    bandnerd32 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    that was pretty cool
  7. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    ah yes, using a very expensive and delicate industrial machine to do something as juvenile as cutting a pizza. Boy, would their faces be red if cheese and grease messed up the instrumentation and they had to pay for it.
  8. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    ah.
    a fine piece of great technology. oh, the excitement of wondrous lasers being used for cutting pizza.

    i cant believe thy used lasers to cut pizza now.
    first with all the idiots posting their vandalizing videos to youtube, now pizza places are going to use lasers for cutting pizza.

  9. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    U stole my thought neo
  10. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Cancer?? It`s just a focused beam of light...

    And that pizza looked horrible BTW. Flat as cardboard.

  11. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Next they should cut pizza with Lightsabers. Now THAT would be sick!
  12. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    haha.
    thats cool.
  13. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    358 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    I want one!
  14. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Moonie - the machine or the pizza?
  15. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    That would definitely not fit in my kitchen. :P
  16. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    AND it keeps the pizza warm.
    Craziness.
  17. Profile photo of bored_gal
    bored_gal Female 13-17
    108 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    crazy.... first thought that comes to my head if im ever able to afford such equipment "ooo, ima use it to cut me some pizza!" pleaz...
  18. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    ^ I doubt they own it. It`s probably in a university somewhere.

    And why would it give you cancer, exactly? Holding a steel beam after it`s been cut by a laser won`t give you cancer, why would this? It`s not like you`re eating laser beam.

  19. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    BAD

    ASS

  20. Profile photo of asdfMAXasdf
    asdfMAXasdf Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Why would the laser give you cancer? Sure, if you defocus it and stick your arm under it for a while it would give you skin cancer, but to cut a pizza?
  21. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    That is deliciously awesome.

    And it`s just what I need in my home...an industrial cutting laser for my pizza. A few million dollars later and I`ll let you know how it turns out.

  22. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    358 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    @ Matwix_2004

    Both! Mostly the machine, though.

  23. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    I`m pretty sure that would get them in a lot of trouble...but it`s something that`s amusing nonetheless. XD
  24. Profile photo of EvilBunny
    EvilBunny Male 13-17
    26 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    Looks cool... tastes like burnt pizza.
  25. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    You suck, this is the greatest thing in the world.
  26. Profile photo of CheeseCar
    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    Call me crazy, but wouldn`t that melt the cheese back together?
  27. Profile photo of zambonidrivr
    zambonidrivr Male 13-17
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    April 11, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    i would not eat that
  28. Profile photo of ItMakesToast
    ItMakesToast Female 13-17
    103 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    that pizza looked nasty, not gonna lie.
  29. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    I feel hungry for some pizza....
  30. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    "ah yes, using a very expensive and delicate industrial machine to do something as juvenile as cutting a pizza. Boy, would their faces be red if cheese and grease messed up the instrumentation and they had to pay for it."

    Industrial? fat chance. that`s gotta be in a university somewhere.
    Meanwhile, at my school we`re using funding to build a trebuchet with a 10` throwing arm.

  31. Profile photo of imb0red2
    imb0red2 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    when do they go into mass production?
  32. Profile photo of Aadam
    Aadam Male 18-29
    186 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    Lasers cannot give you cancer, They are only Amplified beams of light. just like Ultrasound doesnt do harm, its only sound. Its radiation you want to worry about, and lasers dont have any! I am Studying Diagnostic Radiography at uni, which is all about radiation lol. trust me on this!
  33. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    heh...oddly enough i had pizza for dinner this night(rather early morning) and i cut it with my combat dagger because i was simply too lazy to wash dishes...*wants laser now so he never has to wash dishes again*
  34. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 11:51 pm
    pizza looked gross

    they should come out with portable lasers like that!

  35. Profile photo of Lawviz
    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 12:06 am
    Well, i guess not the laser, just the laser`s burnt bits, but hey, everything we eat thats baked has SOME burnt parts right?
  36. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 1:23 am
    !KCUF yeht t`ndid neve yrt a ecieP

    !poonS

  37. Profile photo of matt1119
    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 1:47 am
    "they should come out with portable lasers like that"

    try this

  38. Profile photo of matt1119
    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 1:50 am
    its fake but you could try it anyway
  39. Profile photo of uniquename
    uniquename Male 18-29
    117 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 1:55 am
    its not going to give you cancer, nor is it going to mess up the machine... however if i grew a third arm from this.. i would just become the best flair bartender in the world.. ha
  40. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 2:55 am
    Is it just me of if you look carefully at the closeup, you can see the lines of where they cut the pizza BEFORE they used the laser?
  41. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 3:46 am
    Yeah, they`ve got laser cutters in school...they`re badass :D

    "Do you expect me to talk?!"
    "No, Mr, Pizza...I expect you to DIE! And then be eaten."

  42. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 7:36 am
    it`s not even worth it if you have to do it twice and it still doesn`t work.
  43. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 7:55 am
    It was smoking. xD
    I wonder if the edges of each slice got burnt.
  44. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 7:58 am
    I was kinda disappointed that the lasers weren`t attached to frickin` sharks` frickin` heads.
  45. Profile photo of HedlesChkn
    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 8:48 am
    ...they did it twice...

    and it still wasn`t cut..

    fail.

    plus that pizza looked quite bad.. it may have just been dried out by the laser though..

  46. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 9:00 am
    you mean you people DON`T cut your pizza with a laser? Damn! Get with the times....
  47. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 9:10 am
    OK, who gave retards access to high-intensity lasers?

    Just kidding. That`s freaking awesome. :D

  48. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 9:11 am
    i got one a them at skwl
    and those ppl sound like real nerds
    "they didn`t cut it the bastards"
    SHUT UP AND GROW A PAIR U SQUEAKY Cvnt
  49. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 9:15 am
    The answer to life is not 42. It is laser beams.
  50. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 9:23 am
    WHY AM I WATCHING THIS TWICE?! I wanted to see it ignite the greese...
  51. Profile photo of Bekka-Babe
    Bekka-Babe Female 13-17
    177 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Lol It Started Flashing The Second Time Round. Disco Pizza.
  52. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Pizza looked good.

    Way to slow of a video though.

  53. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 10:17 am
    CNC cut slices!!
  54. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 10:19 am
    AHMA FIRIN MAH LAZERZ
  55. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 11:08 am
    Apparently this video was made by the company that makes the lasers.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/LaserPhotoni...

  56. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    do you think that would affect the taste?...
  57. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    cool, but didn`t look very effective. The guy kinda struggled to break off a piece of pizza when he grabbed it the last 3 seconds.
  58. Profile photo of tomo511
    tomo511 Male 18-29
    162 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    haha! is it edable though?
  59. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    That machine probably costs more than what I`ll make in the next 10 years, and the only thing those draters can think to do with it is slice a pie? FAIL!
  60. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    The laser would give you cancer because it adds energy to hydrocarbons which causes them to go into MULTIPLE chemical changes until they turn into an unstable one. That is why it is smoking.

    Base metals are stable and inert materials which have no biological reactivity.


    Hydrocarbons on the other hand ARE what biological stuff is made out of, AND they are not very stable, so all sorts of poo is constantly made when they are chemically changed by adding energy to them. Anyway lots of rogue carbon chains tend to react badly with DNA which is the process that causes cancer, so yes this is cancerous, but probably not to a very big part.

    ALSO the laser after TWO passes didn`t even cut it all the way through. Fail.

  61. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    April 13, 2008 at 6:45 am
    ...

    Gimme the laser plox.

  62. Profile photo of RzrBlade
    RzrBlade Male 13-17
    24 posts
    April 14, 2008 at 10:34 am
    those laser cutters are awesome!!!! i use one in my school , never thought of usin it on a pizza tho.....

    Saying that , you could use the laser cutters to cut really cool shapd pizza slices!

    I know what im gonna do in school from now on!

  63. Profile photo of indigoWillow
    indigoWillow Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 16, 2008 at 1:29 am
    You guys seem to all assume that she is telling the truth about meeting someone from Myspace, none of you know where she was or what she was doing, she could have been dealing with something personal and finds it easier to say she was with someone from the internet. None of you know what is going on with her, you never will, and she has had enough strangers judge and call her out when they know nothing about it, especially when her family are already doing the same. Since when was anal rape a funny subject? Anyone? Who here has never made a single mistake in their lives or been wreckless in their teens? And if there are any righteous people here who are truely better than us all, you still don`t have the right to judge.
  64. Profile photo of Missterilady
    Missterilady Female 18-29
    60 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 9:31 am
    No wonder Sean Connery was afraid in Goldfinger....

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