There`s More Than One Way to Slice Pizza

Submitted by: schlank 9 years ago in Funny

But there"s only one cool way--with frickin" laser beams.
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There are 64 comments:
Female 60
No wonder Sean Connery was afraid in Goldfinger....
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Female 2
You guys seem to all assume that she is telling the truth about meeting someone from Myspace, none of you know where she was or what she was doing, she could have been dealing with something personal and finds it easier to say she was with someone from the internet. None of you know what is going on with her, you never will, and she has had enough strangers judge and call her out when they know nothing about it, especially when her family are already doing the same. Since when was anal rape a funny subject? Anyone? Who here has never made a single mistake in their lives or been wreckless in their teens? And if there are any righteous people here who are truely better than us all, you still don`t have the right to judge.
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Male 24
those laser cutters are awesome!!!! i use one in my school , never thought of usin it on a pizza tho.....

Saying that , you could use the laser cutters to cut really cool shapd pizza slices!

I know what im gonna do in school from now on!

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Male 474
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Gimme the laser plox.

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Male 438
The laser would give you cancer because it adds energy to hydrocarbons which causes them to go into MULTIPLE chemical changes until they turn into an unstable one. That is why it is smoking.

Base metals are stable and inert materials which have no biological reactivity.


Hydrocarbons on the other hand ARE what biological stuff is made out of, AND they are not very stable, so all sorts of poo is constantly made when they are chemically changed by adding energy to them. Anyway lots of rogue carbon chains tend to react badly with DNA which is the process that causes cancer, so yes this is cancerous, but probably not to a very big part.

ALSO the laser after TWO passes didn`t even cut it all the way through. Fail.

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Female 663
That machine probably costs more than what I`ll make in the next 10 years, and the only thing those draters can think to do with it is slice a pie? FAIL!
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Male 162
haha! is it edable though?
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Female 377
cool, but didn`t look very effective. The guy kinda struggled to break off a piece of pizza when he grabbed it the last 3 seconds.
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Female 531
do you think that would affect the taste?...
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Female 367
Apparently this video was made by the company that makes the lasers.

http://www.youtube.com/user/LaserPhotoni...

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Male 295
AHMA FIRIN MAH LAZERZ
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Male 555
CNC cut slices!!
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Male 580
Pizza looked good.

Way to slow of a video though.

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Female 177
Lol It Started Flashing The Second Time Round. Disco Pizza.
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Male 1,244
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS TWICE?! I wanted to see it ignite the greese...
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Male 670
The answer to life is not 42. It is laser beams.
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Female 2,672
i got one a them at skwl
and those ppl sound like real nerds
"they didn`t cut it the bastards"
SHUT UP AND GROW A PAIR U SQUEAKY Cvnt
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Male 949
OK, who gave retards access to high-intensity lasers?

Just kidding. That`s freaking awesome. :D

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Male 10,440
you mean you people DON`T cut your pizza with a laser? Damn! Get with the times....
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Male 113
...they did it twice...

and it still wasn`t cut..

fail.

plus that pizza looked quite bad.. it may have just been dried out by the laser though..

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Female 706
I was kinda disappointed that the lasers weren`t attached to frickin` sharks` frickin` heads.
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Female 662
It was smoking. xD
I wonder if the edges of each slice got burnt.
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Female 831
it`s not even worth it if you have to do it twice and it still doesn`t work.
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Male 230
Yeah, they`ve got laser cutters in school...they`re badass :D

"Do you expect me to talk?!"
"No, Mr, Pizza...I expect you to DIE! And then be eaten."

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Male 322
Is it just me of if you look carefully at the closeup, you can see the lines of where they cut the pizza BEFORE they used the laser?
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Male 117
its not going to give you cancer, nor is it going to mess up the machine... however if i grew a third arm from this.. i would just become the best flair bartender in the world.. ha
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Male 369
its fake but you could try it anyway
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Male 369
"they should come out with portable lasers like that"

try this

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Male 172
!KCUF yeht t`ndid neve yrt a ecieP

!poonS

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Male 429
Well, i guess not the laser, just the laser`s burnt bits, but hey, everything we eat thats baked has SOME burnt parts right?
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Male 822
pizza looked gross

they should come out with portable lasers like that!

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Male 2,160
heh...oddly enough i had pizza for dinner this night(rather early morning) and i cut it with my combat dagger because i was simply too lazy to wash dishes...*wants laser now so he never has to wash dishes again*
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Male 186
Lasers cannot give you cancer, They are only Amplified beams of light. just like Ultrasound doesnt do harm, its only sound. Its radiation you want to worry about, and lasers dont have any! I am Studying Diagnostic Radiography at uni, which is all about radiation lol. trust me on this!
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Male 6
when do they go into mass production?
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Male 244
"ah yes, using a very expensive and delicate industrial machine to do something as juvenile as cutting a pizza. Boy, would their faces be red if cheese and grease messed up the instrumentation and they had to pay for it."

Industrial? fat chance. that`s gotta be in a university somewhere.
Meanwhile, at my school we`re using funding to build a trebuchet with a 10` throwing arm.

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Male 437
I feel hungry for some pizza....
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Female 103
that pizza looked nasty, not gonna lie.
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Male 23
i would not eat that
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Male 803
Call me crazy, but wouldn`t that melt the cheese back together?
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Male 250
You suck, this is the greatest thing in the world.
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Male 26
Looks cool... tastes like burnt pizza.
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Male 9,306
I`m pretty sure that would get them in a lot of trouble...but it`s something that`s amusing nonetheless. XD
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Female 358
@ Matwix_2004

Both! Mostly the machine, though.

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Male 455
That is deliciously awesome.

And it`s just what I need in my home...an industrial cutting laser for my pizza. A few million dollars later and I`ll let you know how it turns out.

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Male 34
Why would the laser give you cancer? Sure, if you defocus it and stick your arm under it for a while it would give you skin cancer, but to cut a pizza?
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Female 761
BAD

ASS

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Male 4,290
^ I doubt they own it. It`s probably in a university somewhere.

And why would it give you cancer, exactly? Holding a steel beam after it`s been cut by a laser won`t give you cancer, why would this? It`s not like you`re eating laser beam.

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Female 108
crazy.... first thought that comes to my head if im ever able to afford such equipment "ooo, ima use it to cut me some pizza!" pleaz...
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Male 549
AND it keeps the pizza warm.
Craziness.
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Female 427
That would definitely not fit in my kitchen. :P
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Male 2,551
Moonie - the machine or the pizza?
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Female 358
I want one!
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Male 1,078
haha.
thats cool.
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Male 3,301
Next they should cut pizza with Lightsabers. Now THAT would be sick!
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Male 3,301
Cancer?? It`s just a focused beam of light...

And that pizza looked horrible BTW. Flat as cardboard.

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Male 3,296
U stole my thought neo
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Male 543
ah.
a fine piece of great technology. oh, the excitement of wondrous lasers being used for cutting pizza.

i cant believe thy used lasers to cut pizza now.
first with all the idiots posting their vandalizing videos to youtube, now pizza places are going to use lasers for cutting pizza.

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Male 648
ah yes, using a very expensive and delicate industrial machine to do something as juvenile as cutting a pizza. Boy, would their faces be red if cheese and grease messed up the instrumentation and they had to pay for it.
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Female 40
that was pretty cool
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Male 889
amazing the future is here! i can see it now in dominoes across america:

"Here you go, enjoy your cancer."

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Male 343
i wish they show themselves actually grabbing a slice of the pizza.
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Male 85
i would eat that. but if i grow an extra arm im suing
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Male 1,129
THat was sick...perfect slices. No more having to judge which one you`ll grab
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Male 24
Link: There`s More Than One Way to Slice Pizza [Rate Link] - But there`s only one cool way--with frickin` laser beams.
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