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Date: 04/28/08 07:04 PM

100 Responses to The Ugly Truth of Online Smash Bros Brawl

  1. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Link: The Ugly Truth of Online Smash Bros Brawl - If you have any interest in ever playing SSBB online, you`re going to want to take a look at this before you do.
  2. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    sigh
  3. Profile photo of baddogsmaste
    baddogsmaste Female 30-39
    381 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    I agree Septemberex, This almost put me to sleep.
  4. Profile photo of GloineFiodh
    GloineFiodh Male 18-29
    252 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    I wish it wasn`t, but it is pretty true. I hate to say... I love that game to death, lots of fun to be had, especially in a no lag game with good players who don`t all use Metaknight and Ike.
  5. Profile photo of digmaster
    digmaster Male 13-17
    26 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    Long vidio is looong

    Nintendo messed up. a lot.

  6. Profile photo of grandmasterz
    grandmasterz Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    online is pretty terrible, but if you have friends to play with it`s not nearly as bad. the better part of the game is offline anyway.
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    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    This is why nintendo targets kids they are stupid and cant figure out how to connect to the internet in the first place so they don`t have to go through that
  8. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    hes so angry....
    its just a game...
  9. Profile photo of MasterFu
    MasterFu Male 18-29
    211 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    He sounds very frustrated and fat and lonely...

    But I agree, the online is pooty. I`m glad I saw this, actually, because I thought it was just my online that made it pooty but nope, guess it`s for most people. Such a shame too, because I only ever play SSBB anymore for the online... and since it sucks... I hardly play SSBB at all.

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    lorface Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    His voice makes me want to kill myself.
  11. Profile photo of NotjonGreco
    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    So, a long ass video game movie with some nerd bitching in the background? Guy talks like he`ll be the future owner of the androids dungeon. "this sucks, that sucks" Shut up. You have no friends.
  12. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    @Acatinahat: He spent money on it though.
  13. Profile photo of Focusfired
    Focusfired Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    he likes the f-bomb. more than my sailor cousin.
  14. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    My voices make me want to kill him.
  15. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    This vid is just some guy venting his frustration.
  16. Profile photo of NotjonGreco
    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Oh, and video games are 10000x better when you have your friends there to play them with you. that way you don`t have 11 year old kids thinking they`re cool cursing at you cause you keep getting headshots. Instead, if one of your friends keeps bitching, you can physically attack them. All in the name of fun, of course.
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    SheriffWoody Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    it really is the worst way of playing a game online. those friend codes are so retarded, i hate always having to enter new ones for my friends.
  18. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Guess Nintendo f*cked up. This is the second video here bashing ssbb, pitty
  19. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Hmph. I guess I`ll stick to PC gaming.
  20. Profile photo of wkdrake
    wkdrake Male 13-17
    78 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Actually, as a Brawl owner, this isn`t normal. I connect to the online everytime I try. Once I have connected, it is easy to connect to other random players (only a minute wait from the character choice screen). This guy just has a sh*tty internet connection.
  21. Profile photo of Requateer
    Requateer Male 13-17
    121 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    Amen to what grandmasterz said. The best part of Brawl is always around friends IRL. No taunt-box could ever live up to that feeling you get when you are surrounded by friends jumping up from their seats, screaming "OH SNAP," giving you congratulatory noogies and dispensing liberal props all around when you recover from a launch and pwn that item-f@ggot at 350%.
  22. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    he sounds like tom lycus
  23. Profile photo of HybridSoulja
    HybridSoulja Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    lol....that is the funniest poo i`ve seen in awhile
  24. Profile photo of greenday551
    greenday551 Male 13-17
    86 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    I watched the whole thing

    the only reason was to see him get so worked up about a game

    thought i was pretty hilarious

  25. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Uhm, yeah, I`m pretty darned sure the spectator matches are pre-recorded.
    Meaning, they could`ve been played months ago. It isn`t live.
    Duh?
  26. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    604 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Gloine, what`s wrong with Ike? I use him all the time.
  27. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    377 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    yeah, i thought it was pretty funny, too. when you get that pissed off over a video game, you don`t need to make a video about it, you need to go play frisbee...or somethin
  28. Profile photo of chicobartend
    chicobartend Male 18-29
    252 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    He should just walk outside and start a rumble.
  29. Profile photo of crashgirl88
    crashgirl88 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    Good Lord he complains a lot!
  30. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    Wow...another video of someone bitching about a game, just to hear themselves bitch. I think it`s funny how he bitches about how long it takes to connect, yet it took less then five seconds.
  31. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    He sounds awesome, lol, that was hilarious too. He`s not completely serious guys, he is just playing on his Italian accent for some lulz.
  32. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    I didn`t know Gordon Ramsey played Nintendo...?
  33. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    I only have internet on my Wii so I can buy stuff off the virtual console! Kinda glad I dont bother after watching that.
    I`ll stick to COD4 + BF on my PC. Just as nerdy but it does what it says on the box!
  34. Profile photo of LastDesprado
    LastDesprado Male 13-17
    114 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    someone needs to go outside and climb a pine tree...
  35. Profile photo of Maxim86
    Maxim86 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    What a whiny little nerd.
  36. Profile photo of Maxim86
    Maxim86 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    You know what`s better than playing the game online? Get some FRIENDS to come over and play it with you. Problem solved.
  37. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    AWwwwwww.... POOR BABY!!!

    He couldn`t play online. :(

  38. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    SeeeEEEeeega!!!!
  39. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    The dude has issues.
  40. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    "I don`t give a flying f*cks rat`s as* horsesh*t about it"
    Well sir, you have expressed your uninterest clearly and effectively.
  41. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    Get friends and stop b*tching.
  42. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    It`s just a game dude.
  43. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    Connecting online isnt that bad on Brawl. It stops being fun after the 50th match, however.
  44. Profile photo of Preeemo
    Preeemo Male 18-29
    69 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    If he wasn`t an idiot, he`d look up the problem it gives him and solve it, but I suppose whining and swearing a lot is easier. Brawl is actually mediocre in terms of connection, but it`s better to play with friends.
  45. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    This guy is kind of a dick.
  46. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    If you look at his channel this is basically what he does. I`ve seen a couple of his videos, all more of the same.
  47. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    i love how angry he was
  48. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    People are missing the Point.

    For one, Thats his style of Review, Yahtzee based himself (partlyy) From him.

    It`s just how he reviews games, angrily.

    Bad reviews are much funnier than good ones.

    More oftn than not, they speak a whole lot more truth than good reviews.
    It`s easy to say you like something, harder to say you don`t and why.

    Take IGN`s 10/10 GTA IV review.

    WTF!? BS!

    I don`t trust good reviews, Even less from High Ranking Review Sites like IGN or gamespot where they actually Fire people for giving bad reviews.

    (Bad review, game developper pulls ads from thir site, loss of $, so they better give it praise)

  49. Profile photo of kenneth7415
    kenneth7415 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    this guy`s got some... issues...
  50. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    Hmmm I connect pretty fast when I play.
    Also the only way you are gonan wait long punching a bag is if your friends are slow.
    Plus exchanging friend codes is as hard as exchanging phone numbers.
    This guy just has a bad connection.
  51. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    It`s just a game dude.
  52. Profile photo of xBLiTZKRiEGx
    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    If anybody tells you Xbox Live is not worth $50 a month, laugh in their face and send them here.

    the friend codes are dumb as poo. makes me want to not have friends.

  53. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
    466 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    Issues? This guy has a whole subscription!
  54. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    Friend codes do suck, but this guy needs to relax.
  55. Profile photo of quietone04
    quietone04 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    Awww, I want to give him a hug.
  56. Profile photo of reddragon898
    reddragon898 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 28, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    well if you just type the error code in on google and added such information of game name and troubleshooting the impatient speaker may actually fine a loggical reason for the unruling lack of internet cooperation
  57. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:52 pm
    Calm down, killer. Yelling at the issues isn`t going to make them go away <_<
  58. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    It`s too bad that the person who made this video sounds so obnoxious--I almost couldn`t watch the entire thing--because he`s actually right. The Nintendo Wii has some serious online issues, especially with this particular game. Nintendo should be held to a higher standard than this.
  59. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    This moron should read his manual and the booklet that came with the game. It explains everything about friend codes there.

    I dont even own a Wii and I know what it`s for. What a douche.

  60. Profile photo of silverfyre
    silverfyre Female 18-29
    156 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    ....aaand back to the loving place.
  61. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    I have a god awful connection (I mean, TERRIBLE), and it works pretty well for me.

    Christ, it`s like this guy is using WiFi dial up.
    It`s the only reason I could think that his connection is so damned bad.

  62. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    "IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO CONNECT" Yeah, like 20 seconds. How much of a hurry are you in? Also, I get random matches pretty easily; sometimes it takes a while, but nothing`s perfect.

    The rest of it is pretty accurate, but it`s not really meant to be an uber online game. It`s still largely a party game that you can play with friends online.

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    PikoParty Male 13-17
    102 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    what he doesn`t mention, is that after you wait 10mins for a match, THERE IS A 5 SEC LAG, you hit A or B -> and guess what, 5-10 secs later the character dos the move. The lag makes it unplayable.
  64. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 12:03 am
    Oh, I guess this guy didn`t get the memo. `Cause yeah, the Wii is total crap.
  65. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 1:45 am
    He is right about the anon connect. You wait for ages and nothing happens. It`s so disappointing.
  66. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 1:49 am
    Too much bad language and boring to boot.
  67. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 1:53 am
    ^^i think your total crap
  68. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 2:59 am
    When I first played SSBB online, my first thought was "Damn, I wish this had been an Xbox 360 Game."
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    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 4:08 am
    NSFW TAG please
  70. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 5:32 am
    online didn`t work for me the first couple weeks i had the game, but after that it works fine. now if I ever want to play online I can do a regular brawl and connect fairly quickly with little to no lag.
  71. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 7:53 am
    SSBB is a horrible game anyways. Nintendo can rehash old, successful games and titles forever if they want, I still won`t buy their system. Gimmicks don`t make a good console, either.
  72. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 8:47 am
    It`s just an angry nerd complaining about a game and saying f*ck too much.
    "Oh this effin` sucks, it takes effin` forever to connect, oh effin` hell this is awfuletcetcetc"
    And maybe he just has crappy internet connection, it doesn`t much time at all for me to connect then start a brawl with some people.
  73. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 9:09 am
    His anger and fustration made me laugh and put a smile on my face
  74. Profile photo of jocie1314
    jocie1314 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 10:00 am
    Wow, that guy needs to chill a little. There are more important things in life.
  75. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 10:33 am
    I`m not even sure I want to get a wii anymore. I`m still content with my PS2 & 360.
  76. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 10:40 am
    Wow I didn`t know the Wii had such connectivity problems. His gripes seem legit though
  77. Profile photo of ledzep360
    ledzep360 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:04 am
    They won`t connect you to people with characters that you haven`t unlocked and if you`re a dumbass they should just not connect you on purpose. I never have any problems connecting online but then again when I do I kick all of your anonymous asses.
  78. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:15 am
    maybe he has trouble getting into a game because no one actually plays that gay ass game online. nintendo is for little kids and fags
  79. Profile photo of ledzep360
    ledzep360 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:21 am
    So apparently the world is entirely filled with
    A. Little Kids
    B. Fags
    C. Nintendo Haters
  80. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    want some cheese with that whine? geek.

    pick up a freakin book. doesn`t require a connection.

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    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    JMoney100: that`s so MANLY of you. dick.
  82. Profile photo of lenashawitz
    lenashawitz Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    Thats the exact error message I get, I have no idea why, he got upset about the friend code, which really isnt a big deal, they could have made it match with your system one, but whatever. Friend matches work way better, so I guess if you dont have friends, grab an xbox
  83. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    ya the internet is horrbile in this game only in the friends list i play :P becuase he is right it drating sucks
  84. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    He`s an idiot I`ve had a few disconnects here and there but no big issues. He needs to spend some time in single player anyway for some characters.
  85. Profile photo of Invad3r_Tak
    Invad3r_Tak Female 13-17
    66 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    I play Smash all the time on the internet and it`s worked fine for me...then again, I always play with friends. xD
  86. Profile photo of Invad3r_Tak
    Invad3r_Tak Female 13-17
    66 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    I play Smash all the time on the internet and it`s worked fine for me...then again, I always play with friends. xD
  87. Profile photo of zonedin
    zonedin Male 13-17
    70 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    Angry..............
  88. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    995 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    My bet is on a bad connection-this happens to me in my apartment just because my college campus has a really bad connection. I just bought a wii and this game a few days ago. For those who are considering buying it...BUY IT. To me the only bad thing about this game is having to beat the solo game to unlock sonic.
  89. Profile photo of Seltrah
    Seltrah Female 18-29
    33 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    Jesus,get that guy some soap or something!
  90. Profile photo of leon109
    leon109 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    This guy is an impatient piece of poo. 2 minutes for a game. Jesus Christ, you drating spoiled whiner.
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    leon109 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    And Holy Christwagons, stop the homophobia, Jmoney!
    I`m bisexual and I`ve never lost a fight! I`m fourteen and I have made grown men cover their faces in fear just by holding up a novel.
  92. Profile photo of dagoatsta
    dagoatsta Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    MY EYES GAH
  93. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    i would usually go with, the Yo Dude Chill thing... but no, i Completly AGREE, i also have 360 and when your doing a ranked big match and get disconnected 2-3 tiems then booted out of your own party...things dont go so well... but things Are improving...too bad we have to Wait...and WAIT, and hey, wait some more
  94. Profile photo of Kodida
    Kodida Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 2:19 am
    SOMEONE out there takes games too seriously.
  95. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    His voice killed me from the inside out.
  96. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    he should get reaal friends to play with

    its funner that way...

    but i understand that it might be hard for him since he probably rants like this to everybody

  97. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    alright, watched most of it, havent read all the comments...
    1. its not that bad
    2. it does take some time but not much
    3. STFU, GTFO...?
    4. the matches dont lag usually...
    5. this guy is boring
    6. i was bored so i made a list
  98. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    first thing... save it for someone who cares... second, you remind me of me when people go "oh... unlucky" when i die on a game you get annoyed over everything, online multiplayer isn`t everything unless it is... shadowrun
  99. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 7:53 am
    this queer still probably has that 28.8 bit connection. lolzorz
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    February 27, 2009 at 3:14 am
    No longer working :(

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