The Ugly Truth of Online Smash Bros Brawl

Submitted by: Devin88 8 years ago Funny

If you have any interest in ever playing SSBB online, you"re going to want to take a look at this before you do.
There are 100 comments:
Female 1,199
No longer working :(
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Male 957
this queer still probably has that 28.8 bit connection. lolzorz
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Male 211
first thing... save it for someone who cares... second, you remind me of me when people go "oh... unlucky" when i die on a game you get annoyed over everything, online multiplayer isn`t everything unless it is... shadowrun
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Male 230
alright, watched most of it, havent read all the comments...
1. its not that bad
2. it does take some time but not much
3. STFU, GTFO...?
4. the matches dont lag usually...
5. this guy is boring
6. i was bored so i made a list
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Male 3,296
he should get reaal friends to play with

its funner that way...

but i understand that it might be hard for him since he probably rants like this to everybody

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Male 580
His voice killed me from the inside out.
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Male 21
SOMEONE out there takes games too seriously.
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Male 596
i would usually go with, the Yo Dude Chill thing... but no, i Completly AGREE, i also have 360 and when your doing a ranked big match and get disconnected 2-3 tiems then booted out of your own party...things dont go so well... but things Are improving...too bad we have to Wait...and WAIT, and hey, wait some more
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Male 6
MY EYES GAH
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Male 91
And Holy Christwagons, stop the homophobia, Jmoney!
I`m bisexual and I`ve never lost a fight! I`m fourteen and I have made grown men cover their faces in fear just by holding up a novel.
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Male 91
This guy is an impatient piece of poo. 2 minutes for a game. Jesus Christ, you drating spoiled whiner.
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Female 33
Jesus,get that guy some soap or something!
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Female 993
My bet is on a bad connection-this happens to me in my apartment just because my college campus has a really bad connection. I just bought a wii and this game a few days ago. For those who are considering buying it...BUY IT. To me the only bad thing about this game is having to beat the solo game to unlock sonic.
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Male 70
Angry..............
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Female 66
I play Smash all the time on the internet and it`s worked fine for me...then again, I always play with friends. xD
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Female 66
I play Smash all the time on the internet and it`s worked fine for me...then again, I always play with friends. xD
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Male 377
He`s an idiot I`ve had a few disconnects here and there but no big issues. He needs to spend some time in single player anyway for some characters.
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Male 242
ya the internet is horrbile in this game only in the friends list i play :P becuase he is right it drating sucks
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Male 134
Thats the exact error message I get, I have no idea why, he got upset about the friend code, which really isnt a big deal, they could have made it match with your system one, but whatever. Friend matches work way better, so I guess if you dont have friends, grab an xbox
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Male 1,024
JMoney100: that`s so MANLY of you. dick.
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Male 1,024
want some cheese with that whine? geek.

pick up a freakin book. doesn`t require a connection.

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Male 164
So apparently the world is entirely filled with
A. Little Kids
B. Fags
C. Nintendo Haters
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Male 312
maybe he has trouble getting into a game because no one actually plays that gay ass game online. nintendo is for little kids and fags
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Male 164
They won`t connect you to people with characters that you haven`t unlocked and if you`re a dumbass they should just not connect you on purpose. I never have any problems connecting online but then again when I do I kick all of your anonymous asses.
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Male 410
Wow I didn`t know the Wii had such connectivity problems. His gripes seem legit though
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Female 1,212
I`m not even sure I want to get a wii anymore. I`m still content with my PS2 & 360.
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Female 11
Wow, that guy needs to chill a little. There are more important things in life.
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Female 1,134
His anger and fustration made me laugh and put a smile on my face
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Female 1,002
It`s just an angry nerd complaining about a game and saying f*ck too much.
"Oh this effin` sucks, it takes effin` forever to connect, oh effin` hell this is awfuletcetcetc"
And maybe he just has crappy internet connection, it doesn`t much time at all for me to connect then start a brawl with some people.
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Male 1,882
SSBB is a horrible game anyways. Nintendo can rehash old, successful games and titles forever if they want, I still won`t buy their system. Gimmicks don`t make a good console, either.
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Male 1,406
online didn`t work for me the first couple weeks i had the game, but after that it works fine. now if I ever want to play online I can do a regular brawl and connect fairly quickly with little to no lag.
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Male 1,072
NSFW TAG please
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Male 724
When I first played SSBB online, my first thought was "Damn, I wish this had been an Xbox 360 Game."
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Male 1,152
^^i think your total crap
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Male 1,036
Too much bad language and boring to boot.
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Male 9,306
He is right about the anon connect. You wait for ages and nothing happens. It`s so disappointing.
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Male 319
Oh, I guess this guy didn`t get the memo. `Cause yeah, the Wii is total crap.
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Male 102
what he doesn`t mention, is that after you wait 10mins for a match, THERE IS A 5 SEC LAG, you hit A or B -> and guess what, 5-10 secs later the character dos the move. The lag makes it unplayable.
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Female 781
"IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO CONNECT" Yeah, like 20 seconds. How much of a hurry are you in? Also, I get random matches pretty easily; sometimes it takes a while, but nothing`s perfect.

The rest of it is pretty accurate, but it`s not really meant to be an uber online game. It`s still largely a party game that you can play with friends online.

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Male 909
I have a god awful connection (I mean, TERRIBLE), and it works pretty well for me.

Christ, it`s like this guy is using WiFi dial up.
It`s the only reason I could think that his connection is so damned bad.

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Female 156
....aaand back to the loving place.
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Male 2,172
This moron should read his manual and the booklet that came with the game. It explains everything about friend codes there.

I dont even own a Wii and I know what it`s for. What a douche.

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Male 592
It`s too bad that the person who made this video sounds so obnoxious--I almost couldn`t watch the entire thing--because he`s actually right. The Nintendo Wii has some serious online issues, especially with this particular game. Nintendo should be held to a higher standard than this.
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Male 637
Calm down, killer. Yelling at the issues isn`t going to make them go away <_<
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Male 1
well if you just type the error code in on google and added such information of game name and troubleshooting the impatient speaker may actually fine a loggical reason for the unruling lack of internet cooperation
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Female 48
Awww, I want to give him a hug.
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Male 955
Friend codes do suck, but this guy needs to relax.
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Male 466
Issues? This guy has a whole subscription!
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Male 92
If anybody tells you Xbox Live is not worth $50 a month, laugh in their face and send them here.

the friend codes are dumb as poo. makes me want to not have friends.

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Male 522
It`s just a game dude.
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Female 2,196
Hmmm I connect pretty fast when I play.
Also the only way you are gonan wait long punching a bag is if your friends are slow.
Plus exchanging friend codes is as hard as exchanging phone numbers.
This guy just has a bad connection.
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Male 81
this guy`s got some... issues...
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Male 2,576
People are missing the Point.

For one, Thats his style of Review, Yahtzee based himself (partlyy) From him.

It`s just how he reviews games, angrily.

Bad reviews are much funnier than good ones.

More oftn than not, they speak a whole lot more truth than good reviews.
It`s easy to say you like something, harder to say you don`t and why.

Take IGN`s 10/10 GTA IV review.

WTF!? BS!

I don`t trust good reviews, Even less from High Ranking Review Sites like IGN or gamespot where they actually Fire people for giving bad reviews.

(Bad review, game developper pulls ads from thir site, loss of $, so they better give it praise)

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Male 788
i love how angry he was
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Male 1,254
If you look at his channel this is basically what he does. I`ve seen a couple of his videos, all more of the same.
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Male 1,036
This guy is kind of a dick.
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Male 69
If he wasn`t an idiot, he`d look up the problem it gives him and solve it, but I suppose whining and swearing a lot is easier. Brawl is actually mediocre in terms of connection, but it`s better to play with friends.
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Male 1,162
Connecting online isnt that bad on Brawl. It stops being fun after the 50th match, however.
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Male 522
It`s just a game dude.
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Male 623
Get friends and stop b*tching.
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Male 641
"I don`t give a flying f*cks rat`s as* horsesh*t about it"
Well sir, you have expressed your uninterest clearly and effectively.
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Female 2,289
The dude has issues.
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Male 2,576
SeeeEEEeeega!!!!
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Male 534
AWwwwwww.... POOR BABY!!!

He couldn`t play online. :(

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Male 139
You know what`s better than playing the game online? Get some FRIENDS to come over and play it with you. Problem solved.
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Male 139
What a whiny little nerd.
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Male 114
someone needs to go outside and climb a pine tree...
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Male 3,369
I only have internet on my Wii so I can buy stuff off the virtual console! Kinda glad I dont bother after watching that.
I`ll stick to COD4 + BF on my PC. Just as nerdy but it does what it says on the box!
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Female 4,197
I didn`t know Gordon Ramsey played Nintendo...?
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Male 813
He sounds awesome, lol, that was hilarious too. He`s not completely serious guys, he is just playing on his Italian accent for some lulz.
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Male 568
Wow...another video of someone bitching about a game, just to hear themselves bitch. I think it`s funny how he bitches about how long it takes to connect, yet it took less then five seconds.
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Female 200
Good Lord he complains a lot!
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Male 251
He should just walk outside and start a rumble.
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Male 376
yeah, i thought it was pretty funny, too. when you get that pissed off over a video game, you don`t need to make a video about it, you need to go play frisbee...or somethin
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Male 602
Gloine, what`s wrong with Ike? I use him all the time.
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Female 1,142
Uhm, yeah, I`m pretty darned sure the spectator matches are pre-recorded.
Meaning, they could`ve been played months ago. It isn`t live.
Duh?
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Male 86
I watched the whole thing

the only reason was to see him get so worked up about a game

thought i was pretty hilarious

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Male 70
lol....that is the funniest poo i`ve seen in awhile
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Male 1,766
he sounds like tom lycus
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Male 121
Amen to what grandmasterz said. The best part of Brawl is always around friends IRL. No taunt-box could ever live up to that feeling you get when you are surrounded by friends jumping up from their seats, screaming "OH SNAP," giving you congratulatory noogies and dispensing liberal props all around when you recover from a launch and pwn that [email protected] at 350%.
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Male 78
Actually, as a Brawl owner, this isn`t normal. I connect to the online everytime I try. Once I have connected, it is easy to connect to other random players (only a minute wait from the character choice screen). This guy just has a sh*tty internet connection.
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Female 427
Hmph. I guess I`ll stick to PC gaming.
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Male 1,152
Guess Nintendo f*cked up. This is the second video here bashing ssbb, pitty
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Male 7
it really is the worst way of playing a game online. those friend codes are so retarded, i hate always having to enter new ones for my friends.
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Male 349
Oh, and video games are 10000x better when you have your friends there to play them with you. that way you don`t have 11 year old kids thinking they`re cool cursing at you cause you keep getting headshots. Instead, if one of your friends keeps bitching, you can physically attack them. All in the name of fun, of course.
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Male 3,301
This vid is just some guy venting his frustration.
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Male 211
My voices make me want to kill him.
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Male 84
he likes the f-bomb. more than my sailor cousin.
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Male 165
@Acatinahat: He spent money on it though.
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Male 349
So, a long ass video game movie with some nerd bitching in the background? Guy talks like he`ll be the future owner of the androids dungeon. "this sucks, that sucks" Shut up. You have no friends.
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Female 78
His voice makes me want to kill myself.
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Male 211
He sounds very frustrated and fat and lonely...

But I agree, the online is pooty. I`m glad I saw this, actually, because I thought it was just my online that made it pooty but nope, guess it`s for most people. Such a shame too, because I only ever play SSBB anymore for the online... and since it sucks... I hardly play SSBB at all.

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Female 263
hes so angry....
its just a game...
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Male 342
This is why nintendo targets kids they are stupid and cant figure out how to connect to the internet in the first place so they don`t have to go through that
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Male 292
online is pretty terrible, but if you have friends to play with it`s not nearly as bad. the better part of the game is offline anyway.
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Male 26
Long vidio is looong

Nintendo messed up. a lot.

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Male 252
I wish it wasn`t, but it is pretty true. I hate to say... I love that game to death, lots of fun to be had, especially in a no lag game with good players who don`t all use Metaknight and Ike.
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Female 380
I agree Septemberex, This almost put me to sleep.
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Female 646
sigh
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Male 791
Link: The Ugly Truth of Online Smash Bros Brawl [Rate Link] - If you have any interest in ever playing SSBB online, you`re going to want to take a look at this before you do.
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