The Greatest Name Ever

Submitted by: triplej 9 years ago in

Even better than Homer Simpson"s alter-ego name, Max Powers.
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Female 505
I thought it was gonna be Dick Assman...
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Male 1,109
that is a cool name.
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Female 464
I want that name! :D
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Male 37
dude! now that is badass!
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Male 249
And he was in the military, that`s crucial. I`d be so afraid of him if he came near me.
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Male 1,142
something like my great great great grandfather was named manley. i may be wrong but i think it was a common name at some point in the past. also the common use and interpretation of the word power has probably changed sense the date on that grave stone or whatever it was. you can look at many things from 151 years ago and find meaning in it or find it funny.
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Male 486
lolz wish my name was that manly
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Male 383
That name sounds so wrong :o
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Male 41
My last name is Manley. Thus my name...duh
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Male 121
Cool name. "Manley Power Johnson" would`ve been better, but you gotta make do with what you`re dealt.
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Female 1,407
heh,heh. died like a man,too.
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Male 386
It would kick ass to know him.
"Hey Manley, I can`t open this jar of pickles."
"No problem. MANLEEEY POWAAAAAAARRR!! *opens jar*"
"Awesome."
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Female 2,289
Ha I love it.
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Male 10,440
Supreme Overlord Assault General Imperator Maximus Powers Esq.
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Male 988
PLUS he was a serviceman! Nice...
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Male 2,160
ya...was gonna mention those scientology adds too...anyways,manley cannot beat batman bin supahman.
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Female 695
Nothing beats Batman Bin Suparman!
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Male 277
wtf Trizz..
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Male 2,113
lol
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Male 651
dick pound.. thats all i have to say
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Male 201
AWESOME TO AN EXTREME!!! I wish my name was Manley!
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Female 17
It`s a great name but cannot top my all time favorite Commander Flex Plexico :)
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Female 731
Thats a name guaranteed to turn a man hetrophobic
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Male 217
My son is definitely going to be called Manley. You can`t mock it and the abbreviation is Man. What`s up Man..? Brilliant.
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Male 17
lol, true true. but i still would rather be naming myself or my son max power. still...:-O
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Female 26
IAB, WHY AM I GETTING GODDAMN SCIENTOLOGY ADS ON THIS PAGE, EH.
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Female 1,244
this is way better than that Batman Bin Suparman or whatever it is..way better
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Male 19
Was it the name that made the career or was it the career that made the name?
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Male 1,383
"Those crips look tasty!"

"Would you like any, Manley Power?"

"I`d love some!"

Etc, etc.

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Male 41
THANK GOD it wasn`t McLovin!
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Female 137
Would`ve been funny if he`d ended up being a complete wuss. I love irony.
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Female 488
first i was like "oh powers, that`s a nice name" then i thought "but what a weird forename..manley... manley. so weird!" and then "OH MANLEY!" haha then i got it xD
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Male 1,383
Poor Manley...

You can just imagine it:

"How are you feeling Manley?"

"Yes"

"Yes what?"

OR

"Your supper`s ready Manley!"

"Oooh that`s good because I like my stake manly!"

OR

"Boy, you sure do suck Manley"

"Well at least when I suck, I do it manly"

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Male 282
I can just imagine the conversation when his grandpa picked his dad`s name... "I don`t want him to have a little, girly name. I know what we`ll call him. Manley!" And his dad`s conversation... "I want my son to grow up Manley."
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Female 358
Wow. That`s so rugged and manly.
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Male 592
i`m changing my name to manly max power, stud... something like that. It`s a work in progress OK.

my family would love it.

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Female 775
^Max Power Hes the man the man you love to touch, but you mustn`t touch. his name sounds good in your ear, but dont worry you mustnt fear...lol thats all i can remember..
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Male 1,086
That is such an awesome name..
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Male 126
BTW Homer`s new name was Max Power, not Powers.
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Male 188
all he need now is a song like max power
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Male 124
He was the son of General Sir. Manley Power
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Male 946
`max poweeer, hes the man!` etc etc
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Female 332
I agree m00shy...but that`s still a top 3, fa sho! I bet he kicked butt in the military.
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Male 986
poor manly died in bath D:
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Female 33
yeah, i agree with philippic
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Male 1,704
yeah batman bin supahman or whatever it was is still top of the list.
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Male 3,301
I still think `Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster` if the epitome of badassness, but this one is cool too.
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Male 528
I am jealous!
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Female 393
lol still not as good as the batman suparman person.
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Male 382
Link: The Greatest Name Ever [Rate Link] - Even better than Homer Simpson`s alter-ego name, Max Powers.
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